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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #614b
         Date: 11/9/2008
 

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Subj:     The Protector
          From: gattica30 on 10/9/2008

 This commercial for Terra, Canada's toughest safety 
 boot, is excellent.  Click below to see it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/canadian-protector.html

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Subj:     Typewriter Art By Paul Smith
          From: darrellvip on 10/11/2008
Source: http://www.paulsmithfoundation.org/

 Paul was born in Philadelphia on September 21, 1921. 
 Although severe cerebral palsy kept him out of school, 
 it didn't prevent him from having a remarkable life. 
 Paul taught himself to become a master artist as well 
 as a terrific chess player. 

 When typing, Paul used his left hand to steady his right 
 one.  Since he couldn't press two keys at the same time, 
 he almost always locked the shift key down and made his 
 pictures using the symbols at the top of the number keys. 

 In other words, his pictures were based on these characters 
 @     #     $     %     ^     &     *     (     )     _ 

 You can see this artist's amazing work and read about his 
 life at the above source, or on my site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/art/t/ta.html

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Subj:     Fake Friends Vs Real Friends
          From: LABLaughsClean on 10/15/2008 

 FAKE FRIENDS VS REAL FRIENDS 
    Which are you? 
 

 FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. 
 REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. 

 FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs 
 REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM 

 FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what 
    you did was wrong 
 REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 
    'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' 

 FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry 
 REAL FRIENDS: cry with you 

 Fake FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days 
    then give it back 
 REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long 
    they forget it's yours 

 FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you 
 REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about 
    you with direct quotes from you 

 FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if 
    that is what the crowd is doing 
 REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds 
    butt that left you 

 FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door 
 REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' 

 FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile 
 REAL FRIENDS: Are for life 

 FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the 
    person who talks bad about you. 
 REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person 
    out that talked bad about you 

 FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this 
 REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends 
    and hope to get it back! 

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Comic Strip
          by Bob Thaves 
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/16/2008
 Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost&comic=franknernest

 Click below to read this cute comic strip about being
 a spy.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/short_jokes.html#frank

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     by John Graziano
     From: Comics.com on 10/11/2008
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html

 Click below to see this interesting fact about alligator
 eggs.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/alligator.html#eggs

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Subj:     The "Most Wanted" List Explained
          From: gattica30 on 10/13/2008

 Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to 
 their local police station where they saw pictures tacked 
 to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.  One 
 of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it 
 really was the photo of a wanted person.  'Yes,' said the 
 policeman.  'The detectives want very badly to capture him.' 

 Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took 
 his picture?'

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Subj:     Flight Deck Comic Strip
          by Peter Waldern
          From: Creators.com on 10/16/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 Click below to read this cute cartoon about putting
 nudists in comic strips.

 http://jokelibrary.net/people/nudist.html#flight_deck

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Subj:     Flaming Cursor
          by Rafael Rozendall
          From: gattica30 on 10/9/2008
 Source: http://www.flamingcursor.com/

 You can view this very cute cursor at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.  I wish it could 
 be incorporated into other web pages.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/comp/c1-flaming.html

 When I loaded this page with the Internet Explorer, two
 of the three parts of the page took twenty seconds to
 load onto my computer.

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Subj:     Old Couple Wants A Double Bed
          From: LABLaughsClean on 10/16/2008 

 An older couple was asking for a room with a king, queen 
 or double bed. The clerk apologized and said that the 
 only rooms available had twin beds. 

 Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know.  We've 
 been sharing the same bed for 44 years." 

 "Could you possibly put them close together?" the wife 
 asked. 

 Several people nearby smiled, and someone commented, 
 "How romantic." 

 Then the woman finished her request with, "Because if he 
 snores, I want him close enough to be able to punch him." 

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Subj:     Another Foolish Trivia
          From: Conta Costa Times on on 10/13/2008
Animated GIF from gordonschuk

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#21

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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

From: LABLaughsClean on 10/16/2008

 Q: Why don't grasshoppers go to baseball games?
 A: They prefer cricket!

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