Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #614c
Date: 11/9/2008
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Subj:
Worlds Biggest Combustion Engine
From: darrellvip
on 10/13/2008 |
Source: http://www.vincelewis.net/bigengine.html
The worlds biggest engine
is the Wartsila-Sulzer RTA96-C.
It is a turbo charged two-stroke
diesel engine and it is
the most powerful and efficient
low revolution engine in
the world today. These
large engines are designed to
power the worlds super oil
tankers and large container
ships. You can read
this excellent article at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/ships-eng.html
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Subj:
Las Vegas...
From: gattica30 on 10/13/2008
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This photo is cute.
Poetic justice is sweet.
Click below to view it.
http://jokelibrary.net/people/o_files/fam-p1-OJ.html
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Subj: Twins
Born On The Fourth Of July
From: LABLaughsClean on 10/16/2008
A fellow and his wife living
in Houston, Texas, where
the people are all patriots,
were blessed with the birth
of twins, two identical girls.
These twins were born on
the 4th of July, and the
father, being patriotic, said to
his wife, "We will name them
Liberty and Justice, after
the pledge of allegiance".
His wife said, "Are you nuts?
You can't have girls going
through life with names like
Liberty and Justice. We are
going to name them regular
girl's names like Mary or
Jane".
Well, the argument went on
for about a month, when a
compromise was reached.
They would each name one of the
girls. The man chose
Liberty and the wife picked
Elizabeth.
As the girls grew, they were
so identical, they kept
pulling tricks on people
who couldn't tell them apart.
Finally, when they were about
18, a young man took
interest in them. He
would take one out on a date but
he was never sure which one
he was with.
He decided he would marry
at least one of them, but he
was not sure which one he
would marry.
He went to the girls father
and explained his quandary.
"I love your daughters and
want to marry one of them, but
I can't tell them apart,
so I will leave it up to you...
Give me Liberty or give me
Beth."
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Subj:
Doonesbury Comic Strip
By Garry Trudeau
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/5/2008 |
Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/db/
The week Obama
won the presidency, Doonesbury ran
these six comic
strips. Click below to read these
very funny
cartoons.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/obama-doon.html
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Subj:
Frank And Ernest Comic Strip
by Bob Thaves
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/16/2008 |
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Source: http://members.comics.com/members/common
........./affiliateArchive.do?site=washpost?comic=franknernest
In this comic strip Bob Thaves
discusses the path of least
resistance. Click below
to read this cute cartoon.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/l-sp2-frank.html
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Subj: Cold
Chili
From: Tom_Adams on 98-05-13
and From: darrellvip on 10/15/2008
A man enters a cafe and sits
down. He notices that the special
of the day is cold chili.
When the waitress comes to take his
order, he says, "I'll take
the cold chili."
"I'm sorry, the gentlemen
next to you got the last bowl," says
the waitress.
"Oh. I'll just have
coffee, then." After a while the man notices
that the guy next to him
who got the last bowl of cold chili is
finishing a rather large
meal and the chili bowl is still full.
He asks, "Are you going to
eat that?"
The other man replies, "No."
"Would you sell it to me?"
"You can have it for free
if you want it." So the man takes
the bowl of chili and begins
to eat it. When he gets about
half way through the bowl,
he notices a dead mouse in the bowl
and barfs the chili back
into the bowl.
The other man says sympathetically,
"That's about as far as
I got.
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Subj:
Frazz Comic Strip
by Jeff Mallett
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/12/2007
Drawing from Comics.com |
Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/frazz/archive/frazz-20081012.html
From carpet stains to low
voter turnout, Bryson Elementary School
janitor Edwin Frazier, known
as “Frazz,” tackles every problem.
In this Sunday comic strip,
Janitor Edwin Frazier explains the
difference between training,
education, and school. You can view
this wonderful comic strip
at the above source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-frazz01.html
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by John
Graziano
From:
Comics.com on 10/11/2008 |
Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html
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Subj: Slow
Dance Poem
by David L. Weatherford
From: hellgunner50 on 10/10/2008
Source: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/medical/slowdance.asp
Have you ever watched kids
on a merry-go-round,
or listened to rain slapping
the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's
erratic flight,
or gazed at the sun fading
into the night?
You better slow down, don't
dance so fast,
time is short, the music
won't last.
Do you run through each day
on the fly,
when you ask "How are you?",
do you hear the reply?
When the day is done, do you
lie in your bed,
with the next hundred chores
running through your head?
You better slow down, don't
dance so fast,
time is short, the music
won't last.
Ever told your child, we'll
do it tomorrow,
and in your haste, not see
his sorrow?
Ever lost touch, let a friendship
die,
'cause you never had time
to call and say hi?
You better slow down, don't
dance so fast,
time is short, the music
won't last.
When you run so fast to get
somewhere,
you miss half the fun of
getting there.
When you worry and hurry through
your day,
it's like an unopened gift
thrown away.
Life isn't a race, so take
it slower,
hear the music before your
song is over.
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Please note the following
information which was
verified by Snopes.com
at the above source:
Slow Dance poem was written
NOT by a "terminally ill
young girl in a New York
Hospital" who wanted "as her
dying wish to send a letter
telling everyone to live
their life to the fullest,"
but by David L. Weatherford,
an adult male child psychologist.
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Subj:
Facing A Difficult Decision
From: BridgeClues.com on 10/16/2008
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This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2157 discusses
facing a difficult decision.
Click below to see
this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column70.html
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