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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #615b
         Date: 11/16/2008

Subj:     Bob Nelson's Classic Football Routine
          From: tom on 10/8/2008
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BerJdS2VJhA

 From the 1980s, Bob Nelson was just starting his comedy 
 career.  This movie was made at Dangerfield's Comedy Club 
 of his famous football routine.  Either go to the above 
 source, or click below to see this very funny standup act!


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Subj:     Farmer And His Three Daughters II
          Animated by Doogtoons
          From: darrellvip on 10/20/2008

 Click below to see this animation of an old classic joke.


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Subj:     The Ambidextrous Golfer
          From: KMacinty on 11/02/1999 
      and From: DoctorDebt on 5/10/2005 

 Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 
 a.m. on Sunday.  Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out 
 of town and they were talking about trying to fill out the four- 
 some.  A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf, 
 can I join the group?"  They were hesitant, but said she could 
 come once to try it and they could see what they thought.  They 
 all agreed and she said, "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45." 

 She showed up right at 6:30, played right-handed, and wound up 
 setting a course record with a 7-under par round.  The guys went 
 nuts and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated her.  Meanwhile, 
 she was fun and pleasant the entire round.  The guys happily 
 invited her back the next week and she said "Sure, I'll be here 
 at 6:30 or 6:45." 

 Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning.  Only this time, 
 she played left-handed, and matched her 7-under par score of the 
 previous week.  By now the guys were totally amazed, and they 
 asked  her to join the group for keeps. 

 They had a beer after their round, and one of the guys asked her, 
 "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left- 
 handed?"  She said, "That's easy.  Before I leave for the golf 
 course, I pull the covers off my husband, who sleeps in the nude. 
 If his member is pointing to the right, I golf right-handed; if 
 it's pointed to the left, I golf left-handed." 

 One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?" 

 She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45." 

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Subj:     Opus Comic Strip III
          By Berkeley Breathed June 10, 2007 
          From: Salon.com on 10/25/2008
 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/06/10/opus/

 In this comic strip Opus discusses Davie Dinkle, who has 
 two mothers.  You can read this cute, topics cartoon at 
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Parachute Jump
          From: tom
          on 10/24/2008
 Source: http://www.bassfiles.net/parachute.swf

 You can play this cute, simple, difficult game at the 
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below. 


 The game plays better at the above source than on my site.

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Subj:     Dad Explains The Facts Of Life
          From: thebartend on 8/30/2001 

 A father was explaining the facts of life to his teenage 
 son.  After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the 
 finer points of love-making.  Their conversation went as 

 The Dad:  One thing to keep in mind, son, is that different 
 women say different things during the sex act, even if you 
 are doing the same thing. 

 The Son:  What do you mean, Dad? 

 The Dad:  Well, for example, their words will vary according 
 to their occupation.  For example, a prostitute will tend to 
 say, "Are you done yet?"  On the other hand, a nymphomaniac 
 will ask, "Are you done already?" 

 The Son:  What do other women say? 

 The Dad:  Well, a school teacher will say, "We are going to 
 do this over and over again until you get it right!"  A 
 nurse will say, "This won't hurt one bit." 

 The Son:  I thought they said, "Pull down your pants and 
 bend over." 

 The Dad:  That's male nurses.  But let's move on, a bank 
 teller will say, "Substantial penalty for early withdrawal." 

 A stewardess will say, "Place this over your mouth and nose 
 and breathe normally." 

 The Son:  And what does mom say? 

 The Dad:  She says, "Beige... beige... I think we should 
 paint the ceiling beige." 

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Subj:     Headlines From 2004 And 2008 
          by Eric Allie 
          From: TownHall.com on 11/5/2008
 Source: http://townhall.com/cartoons/cartoonist/EricAllie/2008/11/3

 This political cartoon is interesting.  Click below to view it.


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Subj:     Sniffer The Dog
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/8/2008

 Click below to see this funny video.  The narrative 
 is in Spanish.


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Subj:     Priest And A Hair Dryer On A Plane
          From: ginafm on 10/22/2008 

 Getting a hairdryer through customs... 

 A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked 
 the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' 'Of 
 course, child.  What may I do for you?' 

 Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer 
 for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over 
 the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. 
 Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? 
 Under your robes perhaps?' 
 'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I 
 will not lie.' 
 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' 

 When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. 

 The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?' 

 'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to 
 The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And 
 what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?' 
 'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a 
 woman, but which is, to date, unused.' 

 Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. 

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Subj:     Foolish Trivia
          From: The Contra Costa Times on 10/25/2008
Animated GIF from gordonschuk...

 This is another “Name That Company” which tells you facts
 about a famous company and asks you to name the company.
 Click below to play.


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Subj:     Short Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile

Subj:     Donkey Vs Turkey
          From: tom on 10/22/2008

 Just think...if the Indians had given the Pilgrim Fathers
 a donkey instead of a turkey we would all be having a
 piece of ass for Thanksgiving!

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Calvin in Sunglasses from