Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #615c
Date: 11/16/2008
You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
===========================================================
Subj:
Ann Telnaes Animated Cartoon
From: The Washington Post Company
on 11/12/2008 |
 |
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions
........./cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes11122008.swf
This animated comic strip
about Obama and the Detroit
auto makers is cute.
I do not know how long the site
will keep this SWF active,
so enjoy it while you can.
You can see it at the above
source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/obama-ann.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
|
|
|
Subj:
Logos Gone Terribly Wrong
From: darrellvip on 10/2/2008 |
These fourteen pictures show
how signs can project
the wrong message.
Click below to see them.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/signs-supp-wrong.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: Teacher
Motivates Class
From: humorlist-digest V2 #142 on 98-06-08
and From: RobertTompkins on 98-10-06
One Friday morning, a teacher
came up with a novel way to
motivate her class.
She told them that she would read a
quote and the first student
to correctly identify who said
it would receive the rest
of the day off. Little Johnny
says to himself, "Good, I
want to get outta here. I'm
smart and will answer the
question".
The teacher asked, "Who said
'Four Score and Seven Years
Ago?" Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said,
"Abraham Lincoln".
The teacher said, "That's right Susie.
You can go". Johnny was MAD,
Susie had answered first!
The teacher asked, "Who said,
'I Have a Dream'?" Before
Johnny could open his mouth,
Mary said, "Martin Luther
King". The teacher said,
"That's right Mary. You can go".
Johnny was even MADDER than
before. Mary had answered first!
The teacher asked, "Who said
'Ask not, what your country can
do for you'?" Before
Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy
said, "John Kennedy".
The teacher said, "That's right Nancy.
You can go". Johnny
was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered first!
Then the teacher turned her
back, and Johnny said, "I wish
these bitches would
keep their mouths shut". The teacher
heard this comment and furiously
asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny replied frustratedly,
"BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj:
Adam And Eve Banned Movie
From: ginafm
on 10/20/2008 |
 |
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms
This cute movie shows you
another potential problem
in the Garden of Eden.
Click below to view this video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/eden-problem.html
This is part of a banned commercial
from Centraal Beheer
at http://www.illegaladvertising.com.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
|
|
|
Subj:
Flo and Friends Comic Strip
by Jenny Campbell
From: Creators.com on 9/28/2008 |
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
This comic strip deals with
funerals and senior citizens.
You can view it on my web
site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/funeral-supp-flo.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: Exchanging
Presents
From: thebartend on 4/12/99
Two friends, an Italian boy
and a Jewish boy, come of age at
the same time. The
Italian boy's father presents him with a
brand-new pistol.
On the other side of town,
at his Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish
boy receives a beautiful
gold watch.
The next day in school, the
two boys are showing each other
what they got. It turns
out that each boy likes the other's
present better, and so they
trade.
That night, when the Italian
boy is at home, his father sees
him looking at the watch.
"Where did you getta thatta
watch?" asks the man. The boy
explains that he and Sammy
had traded. The father blows his
top. "Whatta you?
Stupidda boy? Whatsa matta you? "Somma
day, you maybe gonna getta
married. Then maybe somma day
you gonna comma home and
finda you wife inna bed with another
man. Whatta you gonna
do then?
Looka atta you watch and say,
"How longa you gonna be?"
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
Subj:
Frazz Comic Strip II
by Jeff Mallett
From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/5/2007
|
 |
In this episode janitor Edwin
Frazier and a student
discuss how learning works.
Click below to see this
great comic strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-frazz02.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
|
|
|
Subj:
Weirdest Pet Ever Seen
by Mac and Sack on Doodles Comic strip
From: Creators.com on 10/19/2008 |
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
This cartoon that is aimed
at young children is
very cute. Click below
to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-weirdest.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: Doctors'
Opinions Of Universal Health Care
From: ginafm on 10/20/2008
When a panel of doctors was
asked their opinion on the
proposed Universal Health
Care program, here's what they
had to say:
The Allergists voted to scratch
it, and the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash
moves.
The Gastroenterologists had
sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought
the Administration had a lot
of nerve, and the Obstetricians
felt they were all laboring
under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered
the idea shortsighted; the
Pathologists yelled, "Over
my dead body!", while the
Pediatricians said, "Oh,
Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought
the whole idea was madness, the
Radiologists could see right
through it, and the Surgeons
decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it
was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons
said, "This puts a whole new face
on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it
was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme
wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought
the whole idea was a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't
have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists
left the decision up to some
ass in Administration.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
|
by John
Graziano
From:
Comics.com on 9/18/2008 |
Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html
|
 |
..... |
Click on the "Solution" button
to see the answer, or
click below which is the
answer's internet location.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-cannonballs1.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj:
Bidding With A Distributional Hand
From: BridgeClues.com on 10/21/2008
|
 |
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #5426 discusses
bidding with a distributional
hand. Click below to see
this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column71.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
.
|
