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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #615c
         Date: 11/16/2008
 

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Subj:     Ann Telnaes Animated Cartoon
          From: The Washington Post Company
          on 11/12/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions
........./cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes11122008.swf

 This animated comic strip about Obama and the Detroit
 auto makers is cute.  I do not know how long the site
 will keep this SWF active, so enjoy it while you can.
 You can see it at the above source, or on my web site
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/obama-ann.html

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Subj:     Logos Gone Terribly Wrong
          From: darrellvip on 10/2/2008

 These fourteen pictures show how signs can project 
 the wrong message.  Click below to see them.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/signs-supp-wrong.html

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Subj:     Teacher Motivates Class
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #142 on 98-06-08 
      and From: RobertTompkins on 98-10-06

 One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to 
 motivate her class.  She told them that she would read a 
 quote and the first student to correctly identify who said 
 it would receive the rest of the day off.  Little Johnny 
 says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here.  I'm 
 smart and will answer the question". 

 The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years 
 Ago?"  Before  Johnny could open his mouth, Susie said, 
 "Abraham Lincoln".  The teacher said, "That's right Susie. 
 You can go". Johnny was MAD, Susie had answered first! 

 The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?"  Before 
 Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther 
 King". The teacher said, "That's right Mary.  You can go". 
 Johnny was even MADDER than before.  Mary had answered first! 

 The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can 
 do for you'?"  Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy 
 said, "John Kennedy".  The teacher said, "That's right Nancy. 
 You can go".  Johnny was BOILING MAD.  Nancy answered first! 

 Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish 
 these bitches  would keep their mouths shut".  The teacher 
 heard this comment and furiously  asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" 

 Johnny replied frustratedly, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?"

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Subj:     Adam And Eve Banned Movie
          From: ginafm
          on 10/20/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms

 This cute movie shows you another potential problem 
 in the Garden of Eden.  Click below to view this video.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/religion/c_to_r/eden-problem.html

 This is part of a banned commercial from Centraal Beheer 
 at http://www.illegaladvertising.com.

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Subj:     Flo and Friends Comic Strip
          by Jenny Campbell
          From: Creators.com on 9/28/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 This comic strip deals with funerals and senior citizens. 
 You can view it on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/f_files/funeral-supp-flo.html

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Subj:     Exchanging Presents
          From: thebartend on 4/12/99 

 Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at 
 the same time.  The Italian boy's father presents him with a 
 brand-new pistol. 

 On the other side of town, at his Bar Mitzvah, the Jewish 
 boy receives a beautiful gold watch. 

 The next day in school, the two boys are showing each other 
 what they got.  It turns out that each boy likes the other's 
 present better, and so they trade. 

 That night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees 
 him looking at the watch. 

 "Where did you getta thatta watch?" asks the man.  The boy 
 explains that he and Sammy had traded.  The father blows his 
 top.  "Whatta you?  Stupidda boy?  Whatsa matta you?  "Somma 
 day, you maybe gonna getta married. Then maybe somma day 
 you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed with another 
 man.  Whatta you gonna do then? 

 Looka atta you watch and say, "How longa you gonna be?" 

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Subj:     Frazz Comic Strip II
          by Jeff Mallett
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/5/2007
Drawing from Comics.com...

 In this episode janitor Edwin Frazier and a student 
 discuss how learning works.  Click below to see this 
 great comic strip.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-frazz02.html

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Subj:     Weirdest Pet Ever Seen
          by Mac and Sack on Doodles Comic strip
          From: Creators.com on 10/19/2008
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 This cartoon that is aimed at young children is 
 very cute.  Click below to view it.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-weirdest.html

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Subj:     Doctors' Opinions Of Universal Health Care
          From: ginafm on 10/20/2008 

 When a panel of doctors was asked their opinion on the 
 proposed Universal Health Care program, here's what they 
 had to  say: 

 The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists 
 advised not to make any rash moves. 

 The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, 
 but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot 
 of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring 
 under a misconception. 

 The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the 
 Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the 
 Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" 

 The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the 
 Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons 
 decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

 The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, 
 and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face 
 on the matter." 

 The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the 
 Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. 

 The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, 
 and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. 

 In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some 
 ass in Administration. 

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     by John Graziano
     From: Comics.com on 9/18/2008
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html
 
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 Click on the "Solution" button to see the answer, or
 click below which is the answer's internet location.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-cannonballs1.html

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Subj:     Bidding With A Distributional Hand
          From: BridgeClues.com on 10/21/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5426 discusses 
 bidding with a distributional hand.  Click below to see
 this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column71.html

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