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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #616
         Date: 11/23/2008
 

 "They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us,
 but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes
 in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with
 a higher grade of manure. "  -- Ernest Hemingway
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Irena Sendler - Holocaust Heroine 
          From: darrellvip on 10/25/2008
 Source1: http://www.holocaustforgotten.com/sendler.htm
 Source2: http://richards-creations.net/Pages
........../8/_Irena-s_Children.html
 Source3: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irena_Sendler

 Irena Sendler (in Polish also: Irena Sendlerowa) was 
 born February 15, 1910 and died May 12, 2008.  She was 
 a Polish Catholic social worker during World War II. 
 Irena was a member of the Polish Underground and the 
 Zegota Polish anti-Holocaust resistance in Warsaw.  She 
 helped save 2,500 Jewish children from the Warsaw Ghetto 
 by providing them with false documents and sheltering 
 them in individual and group children's homes outside 
 the ghetto.  You can read her amazing story at the 
 three totally different above sources, or on my web 
 site by clicking below. 

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/J/J1-sendler.html

 This is a true story as verified by Snopes.com at 
 http://www.snopes.com/politics/war/sendler.asp

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Subj:     Sarah Palin Pardons A Turkey
          From News.AOL.com on 11/21/2008
Photo from YouTube
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_ybEbrQeOA
 Source2: http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2008/11/21/sarah-palin-in-
..........the-silence-of-the-turkeys/?icid=200100397x1213859547x1200902456

 Sarah Palin, the former GOP VP candidate and current Alaska
 Governor, was part of perhaps the most surreal photo-op ever
 yesterday.  She was doing the standard "Pardon the Turkey"
 routine at Ed Gein's turkey farm in her home town.  After
 stepping outside, Sarah did an interview with the reporter.
 She was unconcerned about the background for the interview.

 Ed Gein's slightly less well-adjusted grand-nephew was
 slaughtering turkeys in the background, while mugging for
 the camera.  The whole thing goes on long enough, too, for
 the viewer to conjure unfortunate theories as to what goes
 on directly in front of the slaughterer.

 Source2 above is the full interview with gory spots grayed
 out.

 Source1 above, and my web site accessed by clicking below
 is the unedited version of the video.  Unfortunately it has
 the song "Shake Your Booty" by K.C. and The Sunshine Band
 playing in the background.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/thanksgiving-supp-palin.html

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Subj:     Golfer Looses Ball In Ravine
          From: LABLaughsClean on 8/26/2004

 One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing.  Ben
 slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine.  He grabs his
 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in
 search of his ball.

 Ben searches diligently throughout the thick underbrush
 and suddenly he spots something shiny.  As he gets closer,
 he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in
 the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

 Ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas,
 come here, I got big trouble down here."

 Thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and
 calls out: "What's the matter Ben?"

 Ben shouts back in a nervous voice: "Throw me my 7-iron!
 Looks like you can't get out of here with an 8-iron."

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Subj:     F-35B STOVL Flight
          From: darrellvip on 10/28/2008
Picture from Wikipedia.org...
 Source1: http://www.geocities.com/usarmyaviationdigest/jsfspecops.htm
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35_Lightning_II

 The F-35 "Lightning II" Joint Strike Fighter (JSF) is a 
 stealth, supersonic, fighter-bomber which can carry 
 multiple heavy bombs and takeoff vertically.  Click below 
 to see three movies about this amazing aircraft.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/plane/supp-stovl.html

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Subj:     50 Strange Buildings Of The World
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/28/2008
 Source: http://villageofjoy.com/50-strange-buildings-of-the-world/

 The architecture on these 50 buildings is amazing, bizarre, 
 and impressive.  You can view these unique buildings at the 
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/cc/strange.html

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Subj:     Blonde Waves In Supermarket
          From: auntiegah on 12/12/2005
      and From: tom on 10/26/2008

 A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde
 wave at him and say hello.  He's rather taken back, because
 he can't place where he knows her from.  So he asks, "Do
 you know me?”

 To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of
 my children."

 Now he thinks back to the ONLY time he's ever been unfaithful,
 and says "My GOD!  Are you the stripper from my bachelor party
 that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching,
 while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then
 stuck a carrot up my butt?".

 She said, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

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Subj:     Brussels Flower Carpet 2008
          From: darrellvip on 10/26/2008
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source1: http://www.xarj.net/2008/brussels-flower-carpet/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24t1fq3RRg
 Source3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQIzpvUDihc

 Every two years people can admire the carpet of flowers on 
 the Grand Place in Brussels.  This year, 700,000 begonias 
 form the largest tapestry of the Savonnerie the world. 
 You can see four photos and two movies about this wonderful 
 celebration at the three above sources, or on my web site 
 by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/z_other-brussels.html

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Subj:    Math Prob. - Party Favors
         From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 10/10/2008
Drawing from Kids-Birthday-guide.com
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/10-10-08.html

 Sheila, buying favors for a party she was giving, was 
 having difficulty deciding on how many more favors to buy. 
 She started out by planning to give everyone three favors, 
 but when she divided the favors she had by 3, she had one 
 left over; when she divided by 4, she had two left over; 
 by 5, she had three left over; and by 6, she had four left 
 over.  Since she was going to have ten guests, this would 
 not work.  She counted the favors and realized that, by 
 adding two more, she could divide the favors evenly.  What 
 is the smallest number of favors she could already have 
 bought to meet those specifications? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-favors.html

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Subj:     Farmer And His Wife Discuss Orgasms
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 10/31/2008 

 A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one 
 evening, she was knitting, and he was reading the latest 
 issue of Animal Husbandry.  He looks up from the page and 
 said to her, "Did you know that humans are the only 
 species in which the female achieves orgasm?" 

 She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? 
 Prove it." 

 He frowns for a moment, and then replied, "O.K."  He then 
 gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused 
 look on her face. 

 About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty 
 and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but 
 the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell." 

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Subj:     Puzzle - The Quarrelsome Neighbors
          From the book 
             "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd" 
          Edited by Martin Gardner 
          From: Dover Publications in 1959

 Can you draw the three paths correctly?  To see the puzzle's 
 description, it's large drawing and the puzzle's solution, 
 click below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-neighbors.html

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Subj:     Ann Telnaes Cartoons
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on 11/19/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions
........./cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes11192008.swf

 You can see this cute, animated cartoon about the big three
 auto makers asking for a bail out from Congress at the above
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars-supp-ann.html

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