Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #617b
Date: 11/30/2008
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Subj:
Ann Telnaes Political Cartoon
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/26/2008
Drawing from Ann
Telnaes Cartoons |
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions
........./cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes11262008.swf
You can view this very cute
animated cartoon at the
above source, or on my web
site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/thanksgiving-supp-ann.html
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Subj:
Karma
From: gattica30 on 11/3/2008 |
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Click below to see this silly,
cute, short movie
on poetic justice.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/b_to_t/stor-supp-karma.html
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Subj: Little
Johnny Watches Builder
From: Bawdy.Net Collage #8
One day, Little Johnny stayed
home from school because he
was sick. After exhausting
all the possible ways to keep
him entertained, his mother
sent him across the street to
watch the men building a
new house.
That night, when he got home,
Little Johnny's father asked
him what he'd done all day.
Little Johnny replied, 'I
learned a new game called
building a brick wall. Wanna
play it with me?"
Little Johnny's father agreed,
so Little Johnny went across
the street to the construction
site and gathered up a bunch
of bricks and brought them
back. Little Johnny and his
father then proceeded to
build a brick wall (without the
mortar, of course) in the
living room. When it was done,
Little Johnny stepped back,
put his hands on his hips, and
looked at the wall they'd
just built. Then he said to his
dad, "See that bastard down
there on the end? Move that
fucker in just a cunt hair."
"What did you say?", his father
exclaimed.
To which Johnny replied, "I
said 'See that bastard down
there on the end? Move
that fucker in just a cunt hair'."
Little Johnny's father yelled,
"That's it! We don't allow
that kind of language in
here! You need a whipping. Go get
me a switch."
So Little Johnny said, "Fuck
you, dad. That's the
electrician's job!"
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Source: http://www.thejoymovie.com/
This is a movie of beautiful
still pictures and impressive
quotations about "Simple
secrets to a happy life." Click
below, or on the above source
to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/l-sp-joy.html
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Subj: Boy
Sees Two Dogs Mate
From: LABLaughs.com on 5/14/2003
One day, a father and his
son were walking in the woods on
their way home when suddenly
they came upon two dogs mating
in the brush.
"What are they doing, Dad?"
asked the small child, staring
intently at the scene before
them.
"They, um, they're making
a puppy" said the boy's father,
as he grabbed his coat and
moved him along quickly. A few
nights later, the little
boy woke up and got up from his
bed to go to the bathroom.
As he walked by his parents'
room, he heard strange noises
coming from within.
He opened the door and was surprised to
see his father on top of
his mother, moving in a strange
way. His father looked up
and saw his son - instantly, both
mother and father froze.
As the boy's mother grabbed for
the sheets to cover herself
up, the father got up and
hustled his son out of the
bedroom.
"What were you doing to Mom,
Dad?" asked the little boy, who
still wasn't sure what he
saw. "Your mother and I were,
well, we were, ah, trying
to make a baby - you know, maybe
a brother or sister for you"
said the boy's father, now
confident that this would
satisfy his son's curiosity.
"Oh" said the little boy,
thinking hard for a minute.
"Y'know Dad, when you go
back to bed with mom, turn her
over, please - I'd rather
have a puppy".
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Subj: Chicken
Crossing The Road – Cartoons
From: GoComics.com on 11/6/2008
Source:
http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/
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Subj: Why
Saskatchewan Has No Daylight Saving Time
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/6/2008
Source: http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
......../daylight-saving-time/canada/saskatchewan/
Saskatchewan listened to the
Wise Old Indian.
When told the reason for daylight
saving time the old
Indian said, 'Only a white
man would believe that you
could cut a foot off the
top of a blanket and sew it
to the bottom of a blanket
and have a longer blanket.'
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Subj:
Andy Capp Comic Strip II
By Reg Smythe
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/4/2008 |
Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_andy-capp.html
Andy discusses his being useless
at handling money with
his banker. Click below
to see this comic strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/banking_pictures/supp-capp2.html
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Subj: Priest
Hears Confession Using 'Fall'
A new priest in an Italian
town is hearing confession for the
first time. One lady
enmters and confesses, "I cheat with
Antonio, I cheat with Luchiano."
He gives her penance and
she leaves. The next
woman enters and confesses, "I cheat
with Antonio, I cheat with
Luchiano." The next woman to
confess says the same thing.
Finally the priest gets tired
of hearing this and says.
"I no like this, this cheat, cheat,
cheat. Tell the women
of the town from now on, no cheat,
fall. 'I fall with
Antonio, I fall with Luchiano.' "From that
day forward, all the women
used 'fall' instead of 'cheat' when
they were in the confessional.
After a few years,
the priest left and a new priest came to
the parish. The new
priest did not know that the women used
'fall' instead of 'cheat'.
After hearing confession for three
weeks, the priest went to
the mayor of the town.
"Mayor, I think you should
do something about the sidewalks in
the town, cause in confession,
they all say they fall; there's
people falling all over the
place."
The mayor knew about the 'fall'-'cheat'
thing so he assured the
new priest, "Don't worry
about it, it's really no problem at all."
"Sir, you SHOULD be worried
about it," replied the priest, "Your
wife fell four times this
week!"
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Subj:
Carlson Political Cartoon
By Stuart Carlson
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/26/2008 |
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Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/sc/
Click below to see this political
cartoon about this year's
Black Friday Sale.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/thanksgiving-supp-friday.html
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by John
Graziano
From:
Comics.com on 9/26/2008 |
Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html
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You can see the answer by
clicking on the above
"Solution Button", or on
the internet address below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/a_to_p/anag-ripleys.html
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Subj: Sometimes
Life Is Fair
From: RFSlick on 98-08-29
On a British Airways flight
from Johannesburg, a middle-aged,
well-off white South African
lady had found herself sitting
next to a black man.
She called the cabin crew attendant
over to complain about her
seating.
"What seems to be the problem,
Madam?" asked the attendant.
"Can't you see?" she said,
"You've sat me next to a kafir.
I can't possibly sit next
to this disgusting human. Find
me another seat!
"Please calm down, Madam."
the stewardess replied. "The
flight is very full today,
but I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll go and check to see
if we have any seats available in
club or first class."
The woman cocks a snooty look
at the outraged black man
beside her (not to mention
many of the surrounding passengers).
A few minutes later the stewardess
returns with the good news,
which she delivers to the
lady, who cannot help but look at
the people around her with
a smug and self-satisfied grin.
"Madam, unfortunately, as
I suspected, economy is full. I've
spoken to the cabin services
director, and club is also full.
However, we do have one seat
in first class." Before the lady
has a chance to answer, the
stewardess continues: "It is most
extraordinary to make this
kind of upgrade, however, and I
have had to get special permission
from the captain. But,
given the circumstances,
the captain felt that it was outrageous
that someone should be forced
to sit next such an obnoxious
person."
With that, she turned to the
black man and said, "So if you'd
like to get your things,
Sir, I have your first class seat
ready for you." At
which point, the surrounding passengers
stood and gave a standing
ovation while the man walked to the
front of the plane.
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Subj:
60s Dance Trivia
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 11/3/2008
Animated GIF from SCHULACES3
on 10/16/2003 |
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/11-03-08.html
Which of the following were
not dances in the '60s?
The Frug
The Watusi
The Twist
The Mashed Potato
The Swim
The Shaggy Dog
The Monkey
The Jerk
The Skate
You can get the answer at
the above source,
or on my web site by clicking
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/words/q_to_w/tests2-supp-dances.html
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Subj:
Sarah Palin Pardons A Turkey II
by Steve Sack on 11/25/2008
From: Daryl Cagle's Prof. Cartoon Index |
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Source: http://www.cagle.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/sack.asp
In last weeks S.M.L.#616 was
the bizarre movie about Sarah
Pahlin pardoning a turkey
for Thanksgiving. Today, Steve
Sack's political cartoon
dealt with that movie. You can
see it by clicking below
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/n_to_v/thanksgiving-supp-palin2.html
The web page includes a second
"Pardoning A Turkey" cartoon.
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