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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #617b
         Date: 11/30/2008

Subj:     Ann Telnaes Political Cartoon
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/26/2008
Drawing from Ann Telnaes Cartoons
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions

 You can view this very cute animated cartoon at the
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Karma
          From: gattica30 on 11/3/2008

 Click below to see this silly, cute, short movie 
 on poetic justice.


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Subj:     Little Johnny Watches Builder
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #8

 One day, Little Johnny stayed home from school because he 
 was sick.  After exhausting all the possible ways to keep 
 him entertained, his mother sent him across the street to 
 watch the men building a new house. 

 That night, when he got home, Little Johnny's father asked 
 him what he'd done all day.  Little Johnny replied, 'I 
 learned a new game called building a brick wall.  Wanna 
 play it with me?" 

 Little Johnny's father agreed, so Little Johnny went across 
 the street to the construction site and gathered up a bunch 
 of bricks and brought them back.  Little Johnny and his 
 father then proceeded to build a brick wall (without the 
 mortar, of course) in the living room.  When it was done, 
 Little Johnny stepped back, put his hands on his hips, and 
 looked at the wall they'd just built.  Then he said to his 
 dad, "See that bastard down there on the end? Move that 
 fucker in just a cunt hair." 

 "What did you say?", his father exclaimed. 

 To which Johnny replied, "I said 'See that bastard down 
 there on the end?  Move that fucker in just a cunt hair'." 

 Little Johnny's father yelled, "That's it!  We don't allow 
 that kind of language in here!  You need a whipping.  Go get 
 me a switch." 

 So Little Johnny said, "Fuck you, dad. That's the 
 electrician's job!"

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Subj:     Finding Joy Movie
          From: darrellvip on 11/2/2008

Animated GIF from MySpace-Dave Miller

 Source: http://www.thejoymovie.com/

 This is a movie of beautiful still pictures and impressive
 quotations about "Simple secrets to a happy life."  Click
 below, or on the above source to view it.


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Subj:     Boy Sees Two Dogs Mate
          From: LABLaughs.com on 5/14/2003 

 One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on 
 their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating 
 in the brush. 

 "What are they doing, Dad?" asked the small child, staring 
 intently at the scene before them. 

 "They, um, they're making a puppy" said the boy's father, 
 as he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly.  A few 
 nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from his 
 bed to go to the bathroom. 

 As he walked by his parents' room, he heard strange noises 
 coming from within.  He opened the door and was surprised to 
 see his father on top of his mother, moving in a strange 
 way. His father looked up and saw his son - instantly, both 
 mother and father froze.  As the boy's mother grabbed for 
 the sheets to cover herself up, the father got up and 
 hustled his son out of the bedroom. 

 "What were you doing to Mom, Dad?" asked the little boy, who 
 still wasn't sure what he saw.  "Your mother and I were, 
 well, we were, ah, trying to make a baby - you know, maybe 
 a brother or sister for you" said the boy's father, now 
 confident that this would satisfy his son's curiosity. 

 "Oh" said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute. 
 "Y'know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her 
 over, please - I'd rather have a puppy". 

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Subj:     Chicken Crossing The Road Cartoons
          From: GoComics.com on 11/6/2008
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/

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Subj:     Why Saskatchewan Has No Daylight Saving Time
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/6/2008
Source: http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com

 Saskatchewan listened to the Wise Old Indian. 

 When told the reason for daylight saving time the old 
 Indian said, 'Only a white man would believe that you 
 could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it 
 to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket.'

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Subj:     Andy Capp Comic Strip II
          By Reg Smythe
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/4/2008
 Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_andy-capp.html

 Andy discusses his being useless at handling money with 
 his banker.  Click below to see this comic strip.


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Subj:     Priest Hears Confession Using 'Fall'

 A new priest in an Italian town is hearing confession for the 
 first time.  One lady enmters and confesses, "I cheat with 
 Antonio, I cheat with Luchiano."  He gives her penance and 
 she leaves.  The next woman enters and confesses, "I cheat 
 with Antonio, I cheat with Luchiano."  The next woman to 
 confess says the same thing.  Finally the priest gets tired 
 of hearing this and says.  "I no like this, this cheat, cheat, 
 cheat.  Tell the women of the town from now on, no cheat, 
 fall.  'I fall with Antonio, I fall with Luchiano.' "From that 
 day forward, all the women used 'fall' instead of 'cheat' when 
 they were in the confessional. 

    After a few years, the priest left and a new priest came to 
 the parish.  The new priest did not know that the women used 
 'fall' instead of 'cheat'.  After hearing confession for three 
 weeks, the priest went to the mayor of the town. 

 "Mayor, I think you should do something about the sidewalks in 
 the town, cause in confession, they all say they fall; there's 
 people falling all over the place." 

 The mayor knew about the 'fall'-'cheat' thing so he assured the 
 new priest, "Don't worry about it, it's really no problem at all." 

 "Sir, you SHOULD be worried about it," replied the priest, "Your 
 wife fell four times this week!" 

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Subj:     Carlson Political Cartoon
          By Stuart Carlson
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/26/2008
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/sc/

 Click below to see this political cartoon about this year's
 Black Friday Sale.


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     by John Graziano
     From: Comics.com on 9/26/2008
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html

 You can see the answer by clicking on the above 
 "Solution Button", or on the internet address below. 


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Subj:     Sometimes Life Is Fair
          From: RFSlick on 98-08-29 

 On a British Airways flight from Johannesburg, a middle-aged, 
 well-off white South African lady had found herself sitting 
 next to a black man.  She called the cabin crew attendant 
 over to complain about her seating. 

 "What seems to be the problem, Madam?" asked the attendant. 

 "Can't you see?" she said, "You've sat me next to a kafir. 
 I can't possibly sit next to this disgusting human.  Find 
 me another seat! 

 "Please calm down, Madam." the stewardess replied.  "The 
 flight is very full today, but I'll tell you what I'll do. 
 I'll go and check to see if we have any seats available in 
 club or first class." 

 The woman cocks a snooty look at the outraged black man 
 beside her (not to mention many of the surrounding passengers). 

 A few minutes later the stewardess returns with the good news, 
 which she delivers to the lady, who cannot help but look at 
 the people around her with a smug and self-satisfied grin. 

 "Madam, unfortunately, as I suspected, economy is full. I've 
 spoken to the cabin services director, and club is also full. 
 However, we do have one seat in first class."  Before the lady 
 has a chance to answer, the stewardess continues: "It is most 
 extraordinary to make this kind of upgrade, however, and I 
 have had to get special permission from the captain.  But, 
 given the circumstances, the captain felt that it was outrageous 
 that someone should be forced to sit next such an obnoxious 

 With that, she turned to the black man and said, "So if you'd 
 like to get your things, Sir, I have your first class seat 
 ready for you."  At which point, the surrounding passengers 
 stood and gave a standing ovation while the man walked to the 
 front of the plane. 

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Subj:     60s Dance Trivia
         From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 11/3/2008
Animated GIF from SCHULACES3 on 10/16/2003
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/11-03-08.html

 Which of the following were not dances in the '60s? 
      The Frug 
      The Watusi 
      The Twist 
      The Mashed Potato 
      The Swim 
      The Shaggy Dog 
      The Monkey 
      The Jerk 
      The Skate 
 You can get the answer at the above source, 
 or on my web site by clicking below.


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Subj:     Sarah Palin Pardons A Turkey II
          by Steve Sack on 11/25/2008
          From: Daryl Cagle's Prof. Cartoon Index
 Source: http://www.cagle.com/politicalcartoons/PCcartoons/sack.asp

 In last weeks S.M.L.#616 was the bizarre movie about Sarah
 Pahlin pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving.  Today, Steve
 Sack's political cartoon dealt with that movie.  You can
 see it by clicking below


 The web page includes a second "Pardoning A Turkey" cartoon.

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