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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #618c
         Date: 12/7/2008

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Subj:     2,500 Lbs of Cornstarch On The
          Ellen Degeneres Show
          From: darrellvip on 11/10/2008
 Source: http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=880

 What happens when you add water to 2500 lbs of cornstarch 
 on The Ellen Degeneres Show?  To see this impressive science 
 demonstration, either click on the above source, or below 
 to see it on my web site.


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Subj:     Peanuts Comic Strip
          By Charles M. Schulz
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/8/2008
 Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=69

 This classic comic strip is cute.  Click below to view it.


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Subj:     The Wisdom of a Navajo Woman
          From: Imogenelumen on 4/27/2004
      and From: gattica30 on 11/12/2008

 Sally was driving  home from one of her business trips in
 Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman
 walking on the side of  the road.  As the trip was a long
 and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo
 woman if she would like a ride.

 With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

 Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of
 small talk with the Navajo woman.  The old woman just sat
 silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying
 every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the
 seat next to Sally.

 'What in bag?'  asked the old woman.

 Sally looked down  at the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle
 of wine. I got it for my husband.'

 The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then
 speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
 'Good trade.....'

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Subj:     Mallard Fillmore Comic Strip
          by Bruce Tinsley 
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/9/2008
 Source: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20081109

 This comic strip discusses our long political campaigns. 
 Click below to view it.


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Subj:     Mike Luckovich's Political Cartoon 
          By Mike Luckovich 
          From: WashingtonPost,com on 11/14/2008
 Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_editorial

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Subj:     Two Brothers, One A Lawyer
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 9/6/2001
      and From: tom on 11/11/2008

 For years two brothers -- one a lawyer the other a deaf-mute
 accountant -- worked for a mobster.  Whenever the mobster
 and the accountant needed to communicate, the lawyer brother
 would use sign language and serve as an interpreter.

 One day the mobster realized his books were short $3 million.
 He called in the two brothers. Looking at the lawyer and
 pointing to the accountant, he screamed, "You tell this son-
 of-a-b*tch I want to know where my money is!"

 The brothers conversed briefly, and the lawyer reported that
 his brother had no idea what the mobster was talking about.

 Furious, the mobster put a gun to the accountant's head and
 screamed at the lawyer brother, "Tell this b*stard that he
 lets me know -- right now -- where the damn money is or
 I'll blow his brains out!"

 The lawyer told this to his brother, who immediately
 explained -- in frantic sign language -- that the money was
 hidden in a suitcase under his basement steps.

 "Well?  What'd he say?" yelled the mobster.

 The lawyer shrugged, "He says you don't have the balls."

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Subj:     Herman Comic Strip
          by Jim Unger
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/9/2008
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/herman/
 This Herman comic strip contained a very interesting quote 
 about the dangers of teaching.  Click below to read it.


                           -(o o)-

     by John Graziano
     From: Comics.com on 10/6/2008
 Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html


 You can learn the answer by clicking on the above
 "Solution" button, or by clicking on the address below.


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Subj:     Addemdum To Murphy's Law
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-04-09 
      and From: darrellvip on 11/10/2008 

  1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't 
     have film. 

  2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 

  3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 

  4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 

  5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? 

  6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 

  7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 

  8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it. 

  9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 

 10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 

 11. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 

 12. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower. 

 13. You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you 
     say will be misquoted, then used against you. 

 14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without 

 15. Honk if you love peace and quiet. 

 16. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. 

 17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how 
     it remains so popular? 

 18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 

 19. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its 
     burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living. 

 20. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all 
     fall off. 

 21. The 50-50-90 rule:  Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of 
     getting something right, there's a 90% probability 
     you'll get it wrong. 

 22. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the 
     world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to 
     try and pass them. 

 23. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? 

 24. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% 
     of the world's population. 

 25. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 

 26. The things that come to those that wait may be the 
     things left by those who got there first. 

 27. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach 
     a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day 
     drinking beer. 

 28. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 

 29. Shin: A device for finding furniture. 

 30. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine 
     for doing well. 

 31. It was recently discovered that research causes 
     cancer in rats. 

 32. Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody 

 33. I wish the buck stopped here, as I could use a few. 

 34. I started out with nothing, and I still have most 
     of it. 

 35. When you go into court, you are putting yourself 
     in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough 
     to get out of jury duty. 

 36. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some 
     people appear bright until you hear them speak. 

 37. Great earth changes have been predicted for the future. 
     So if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is 
     simple.  When you find a fault, don't dwell on it. 

                           -(o o)- 
Subj:     Bidding Stayman
          From: BridgeClues.com on 11/9/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2196 discusses 
 bidding Stayman.  Click below to see this bridge problem.


                           -(o o)-
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