Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #618c
Date: 12/7/2008
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Subj:
2,500 Lbs of Cornstarch On The
Ellen Degeneres Show
From: darrellvip on 11/10/2008 |
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Source: http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=880
What happens when you add
water to 2500 lbs of cornstarch
on The Ellen Degeneres Show?
To see this impressive science
demonstration, either click
on the above source, or below
to see it on my web site.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sci1-corn.html
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Subj:
Peanuts Comic Strip
By Charles M. Schulz
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/8/2008 |
Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=69
This classic comic strip is
cute. Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/dog-supp-peanuts.html
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Subj: The
Wisdom of a Navajo Woman
From: Imogenelumen on 4/27/2004
and From: gattica30 on 11/12/2008
Sally was driving home
from one of her business trips in
Northern Arizona when she
saw an elderly Navajo woman
walking on the side of
the road. As the trip was a long
and quiet one, she stopped
the car and asked the Navajo
woman if she would like a
ride.
With a silent nod of thanks,
the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally
tried in vain to make a bit of
small talk with the Navajo
woman. The old woman just sat
silently, looking intently
at everything she saw, studying
every little detail, until
she noticed a brown bag on the
seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked
the old woman.
Sally looked down at
the brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle
of wine. I got it for my
husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent
for another moment or two. Then
speaking with the quiet wisdom
of an elder, she said:
'Good trade.....'
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Subj:
Mallard Fillmore Comic Strip
by Bruce Tinsley
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/9/2008 |
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Source: http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mallard.asp?date=20081109
This comic strip discusses
our long political campaigns.
Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp2-filmore.html
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Subj: Mike
Luckovich's Political Cartoon
By Mike Luckovich
From: WashingtonPost,com on 11/14/2008
Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_editorial
.........cartoons_mike-luckovich.html
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Subj: Two
Brothers, One A Lawyer
From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 9/6/2001
and From: tom on 11/11/2008
For years two brothers --
one a lawyer the other a deaf-mute
accountant -- worked for
a mobster. Whenever the mobster
and the accountant needed
to communicate, the lawyer brother
would use sign language and
serve as an interpreter.
One day the mobster realized
his books were short $3 million.
He called in the two brothers.
Looking at the lawyer and
pointing to the accountant,
he screamed, "You tell this son-
of-a-b*tch I want to know
where my money is!"
The brothers conversed briefly,
and the lawyer reported that
his brother had no idea what
the mobster was talking about.
Furious, the mobster put a
gun to the accountant's head and
screamed at the lawyer brother,
"Tell this b*stard that he
lets me know -- right now
-- where the damn money is or
I'll blow his brains out!"
The lawyer told this to his
brother, who immediately
explained -- in frantic sign
language -- that the money was
hidden in a suitcase under
his basement steps.
"Well? What'd he say?"
yelled the mobster.
The lawyer shrugged, "He says
you don't have the balls."
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Subj:
Herman Comic Strip
by Jim Unger
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/9/2008 |
Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/herman/
This Herman comic strip contained
a very interesting quote
about the dangers of teaching.
Click below to read it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-herman.html
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by John
Graziano
From:
Comics.com on 10/6/2008 |
Source: http://www.comics.com/comics/ripleys/index.html
You can learn the answer by
clicking on the above
"Solution" button, or by
clicking on the address below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-arc.html
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Subj: Addemdum
To Murphy's Law
From: TNKRTEACH on 97-04-09
and From: darrellvip on 11/10/2008
1. Everyone has a photographic
memory. Some don't
have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks
slowest.
3. A day without sunshine
is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive?
How do I put it in reverse?
6. I just got lost in thought.
It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down,
the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all.
Can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the
sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally
parked in a parallel universe.
11. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically
challenged.
12. She's always late. Her
ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
13. You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you
say will
be misquoted, then used against you.
14. I wonder how much deeper
the ocean would be without
sponges.
15. Honk if you love peace
and quiet.
16. Pardon my driving, I'm
reloading.
17. Despite the cost of living,
have you noticed how
it remains
so popular?
18. Nothing is foolproof to
a sufficiently talented fool.
19. It is hard to understand
how a cemetery raised its
burial
costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
20. Just remember...if the
world didn't suck, we'd all
fall off.
21. The 50-50-90 rule:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of
getting
something right, there's a 90% probability
you'll
get it wrong.
22. It is said that if you
line up all the cars in the
world
end to end, someone would be stupid enough to
try and
pass them.
23. You can't have everything.
Where would you put it?
24. Latest survey shows that
3 out of 4 people make up 75%
of the
world's population.
25. If the shoe fits, get
another one just like it.
26. The things that come to
those that wait may be the
things
left by those who got there first.
27. Give a man a fish and
he will eat for a day. Teach
a man
to fish and he will sit in a boat all day
drinking
beer.
28. Flashlight: A case for
holding dead batteries.
29. Shin: A device for finding
furniture.
30. A fine is a tax for doing
wrong. A tax is a fine
for doing
well.
31. It was recently discovered
that research causes
cancer
in rats.
32. Everybody lies, but it
doesn't matter since nobody
listens.
33. I wish the buck stopped
here, as I could use a few.
34. I started out with nothing,
and I still have most
of it.
35. When you go into court,
you are putting yourself
in the
hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough
to get
out of jury duty.
36. Light travels faster than
sound. This is why some
people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
37. Great earth changes have
been predicted for the future.
So if
you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is
simple.
When you find a fault, don't dwell on it.
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Subj:
Bidding Stayman
From: BridgeClues.com on 11/9/2008
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This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #2196 discusses
bidding Stayman. Click
below to see this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column74.html
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