Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #619
Date: 12/14/2008
"Men will confess to treason,
murder, arson, false teeth, or
a wig. How many of
them will own up to a lack of humor?"
-- Frank Moore
Colby
Thanks for the great jokes you guys
keep sending. If
I haven’t sent out a certain joke
for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a
second time.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
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Lorenzo, called "The Flying
Frenchman" jumps incredible
obstacles at a galop while
standing on his 8 grey Lusitano
horses. I can't explain
why watching this movie is such
a moving experience, but
it is. You can view it at the
above source, or on my web
site by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/horse-lorenzo.html
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Subj:
Wild Women of Whippoorwill
From: rfslick
on 10/28/2008 |
Source: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9lErsLafw
This home movie is hilarious.
The laughter of the women
of the women participants
is contagious. Click below
to see the video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_wom/w1-wild.html
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Subj: Wife
Buys Hinge At Store
From: darrellvip on 11/18/2008
Charlie was fixing a door
and found that he needed a
new hinge, so he sent his
wife Jane to Lowe's. At
Lowe's, Jane saw a beautiful
bathroom faucet while
she was waiting for Walt
the manager to finish waiting
on a customer. When
Walt was finished with the customer,
Jane asked 'How much for
that faucet?
Walt replied, 'That's pewter
and it costs $300.'
My goodness that sure is a
lot of money!' Jane exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe
the hinge that Charlie
had sent her to buy, and
Walt went to find it. From the
back aisle Walt yelled, 'Jane,
you wanna screw for that
hinge? She replied,
'No, but I will for the faucet.'
And this is why you can't
send a woman to Lowe's.
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Subj:
Squeaky The Ranch Hand
From: darrellvip on 11/17/2008 |
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Click below to see this movie
about a wild boar who
helps herd cattle and protect
his rancher.
http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/pig-squeaky.html
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Subj:
Ford Assembly Plant in Brazil
From: tom on 11/17/2008
Photo from Info.DetNews.com |
Source: http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189
This is a video of a new Ford
plant in Brazil. One look at
this and you will be able
to tell why there will probably
never be another one built
in the USA. It will also point
out why more assembly plants
will go offshore. Pay attention
to the last few words. It
says a lot!
You can watch the video at
the above source, or on my web site
by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars1-brazil.html
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Subj: When
Life Begins
From: humorlist-digest V2 #74 on 98-03-24
and From: LABLaughsClean on 4/12/2005
A minister, a priest and a
rabbi were discussing when life
begins. "Those of my
faith," said the minister, "believe
that life starts when
the heart starts to beat."
"We take a bit of a different
view," said the priest, "in
that we believe life starts
at the moment of conception."
"Well," said the rabbi, "it
is our belief that life starts
when the kids move out and
the dog dies."
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Subj:
Teeny Tiny Deer
From: gattica30 on 10/24/2008 |
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This tiny deer was delivered
by Caesarean section at a
wildlife hospital after his
mother was killed by a car.
Little Rupert, who is so
small he can fit in an adult's
hand, was born after vets
failed in their battle to save
his mother. Click below
to read his story and see his
pictures.
http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-rupert.html
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Subj:
Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages
From: gattica30 on 11/17/2008 |
You can view this cute picture
by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/people/f_men/m1-messages.html
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Subj: Two
Little Kids In A Hospital
From: From: Anonymous Junior on 10/02/04
and From: darrellvip on 11/19/2008
Did you hear about the two
little kids in a hospital who were
laying next to each other?
The first kid leans over and asked,
"What are you in here for?"
The second kid said," I'm
in here to get my tonsils out and
I'm a little nervous."
The first kid said," You've
got nothing to worry about, I had
that done to me once.
They put you to sleep and when you wake
up they give you lots of
Jell-O and ice cream. It's a piece
of cake!"
The second kid then asked,
"What are you in here for?"
The first kid responded, "Well,
I'm here for a circumcision."
The second kid said, "Whoa!
I had that done when I was born.
I couldn't walk for a year!"
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Subj:
Math Prob. - Cigarette Paper
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers
on 11/19/2008 |
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Photo from The
Black Swan Shoppe |
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/11-19-08.html
Let us assume that you are
an Atlas. We won't ask you to support
the world. Uncle Sam
already does that. All we ask you to do is
to take a gigantic piece
of cigarette paper and tear it in half.
Next, put the two pieces
on top of each other and tear them in two.
Then put the ensuing four
pieces on top of each other and tear them
in two. Follow this
procedure 32 times until you have a large stack
of cigarette paper.
This will have required a considerable use of
your muscles. Now flex
your mental muscles and make an approximate
guess as to how high the
pile would be. Would it be a foot, a yard,
a mile or what?
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-paper.html
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Subj:
Puzzle - The Boxer's Puzzle
From the book
"Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
Edited by Martin Gardner
From: Dover Publications in 1959 |
What is the best play and
how many boxes will it win? To
see the puzzle's description,
it's large drawing and the
puzzle's solution, click
below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-boxer.html
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