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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #619
         Date: 12/14/2008
 

 "Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or
  a wig.  How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?" 
    -- Frank Moore Colby
 

Thanks for the great jokes you guys keep sending.  If
I havenít sent out a certain joke for four years, I am
now sending the best ones out a second time.
 

Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have sent me through the years.
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Subj:     Lorenzo, The Flying French Man
          From: darrellvip on 11/3/2008
 Source: http://canecorso.com/lorenzo.htm

 Lorenzo, called "The Flying Frenchman" jumps incredible 
 obstacles at a galop while standing on his 8 grey Lusitano 
 horses.  I can't explain why watching this movie is such 
 a moving experience, but it is.  You can view it at the 
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/horse-lorenzo.html

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Subj:     Wild Women of Whippoorwill
          From: rfslick
          on 10/28/2008
 Source: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9lErsLafw

 This home movie is hilarious.  The laughter of the women 
 of the women participants is contagious.  Click below
 to see the video.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/f_wom/w1-wild.html

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Subj:     Wife Buys Hinge At Store
          From: darrellvip on 11/18/2008

 Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a
 new hinge, so he sent his wife Jane to Lowe's.  At
 Lowe's, Jane saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while
 she was waiting for Walt the manager to finish waiting
 on a customer.  When Walt was finished with the customer,
 Jane asked 'How much for that faucet?

 Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.'

 My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Jane exclaimed.
 Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie
 had sent her to buy, and Walt went to find it.  From the
 back aisle Walt yelled, 'Jane, you wanna screw for that
 hinge?  She replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.'

 And this is why you can't send a woman to Lowe's.

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Subj:     Squeaky The Ranch Hand
          From: darrellvip on 11/17/2008

 Click below to see this movie about a wild boar who 
 helps herd cattle and protect his rancher.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/pig-squeaky.html

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Subj:     Ford Assembly Plant in Brazil
          From: tom on 11/17/2008
Photo from Info.DetNews.com
 Source: http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189

 This is a video of a new Ford plant in Brazil.  One look at 
 this and you will be able to tell why there will probably 
 never be another one built in the USA.  It will also point 
 out why more assembly plants will go offshore.  Pay attention 
 to the last few words. It says a lot! 

 You can watch the video at the above source, or on my web site 
 by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/cars/cars1-brazil.html

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Subj:     When Life Begins
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #74 on 98-03-24 
      and From: LABLaughsClean on 4/12/2005 

 A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life 
 begins.  "Those of my faith," said the minister, "believe 
 that life starts  when the heart starts to beat." 

 "We take a bit of a different view," said the priest, "in 
 that we believe life starts at the moment of conception." 

 "Well," said the rabbi, "it is our belief that life starts 
 when the kids move out and the dog dies."

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Subj:     Teeny Tiny Deer
          From: gattica30 on 10/24/2008

 This tiny deer was delivered by Caesarean section at a 
 wildlife hospital after his mother was killed by a car. 
 Little Rupert, who is so small he can fit in an adult's 
 hand, was born after vets failed in their battle to save 
 his mother.  Click below to read his story and see his 
 pictures.

 http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-rupert.html

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Subj:     Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages
          From: gattica30 on 11/17/2008

 You can view this cute picture by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/people/f_men/m1-messages.html

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Subj:     Two Little Kids In A Hospital
          From: From: Anonymous Junior on 10/02/04
      and From: darrellvip on 11/19/2008

 Did you hear about the two little kids in a hospital who were
 laying next to each other?  The first kid leans over and asked,
 "What are you in here for?"

 The second kid said," I'm in here to get my tonsils out and
 I'm a little nervous."

 The first kid said," You've got nothing to worry about, I had
 that done to me once.  They put you to sleep and when you wake
 up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.  It's a piece
 of cake!"

 The second kid then asked, "What are you in here for?"

 The first kid responded, "Well, I'm here for a circumcision."
 The second kid said, "Whoa!  I had that done when I was born.
 I couldn't walk for a year!"

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Subj:    Math Prob. - Cigarette Paper
         From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers
         on 11/19/2008
Photo from The Black Swan Shoppe
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/11-19-08.html

 Let us assume that you are an Atlas. We won't ask you to support 
 the world.  Uncle Sam already does that.  All we ask you to do is 
 to take a gigantic piece of cigarette paper and tear it in half. 
 Next, put the two pieces on top of each other and tear them in two. 
 Then put the ensuing four pieces on top of each other and tear them 
 in two.  Follow this procedure 32 times until you have a large stack 
 of cigarette paper.  This will have required a considerable use of 
 your muscles.  Now flex your mental muscles and make an approximate 
 guess as to how high the pile would be.  Would it be a foot, a yard, 
 a mile or what? 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-paper.html

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Subj:     Puzzle - The Boxer's Puzzle
          From the book
            "Mathematical Puzzles of Sam Loyd"
          Edited by Martin Gardner
          From: Dover Publications in 1959

 What is the best play and how many boxes will it win?  To 
 see the puzzle's description, it's large drawing and the 
 puzzle's solution, click below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-boxer.html

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Calvin in School from
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