Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #619b
Date: 12/14/2008
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Subj:
Plaxico Burress
By Mike Luckovich
From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/8/2008 |
Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com
........./11_editorialcartoons_mike-luckovich.html
This political cartoon is
about the professional football
player, Plaxico Burress,
shooting himself in the leg with
a gun. Plaxico had
the gun in his sweatpants while at a
night club. You can view
this cute cartoon by clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/sports/a_to_z/foot-supp-plaxico.html
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Subj:
The Joy of Bicycling
From: darrellvip on 11/19/2008 |
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This cute, off-color movie
will show you one of
the joys of bicycling.
Click below to view it.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b_to_e/bicycle-joy.html
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Subj:
Peanuts Comic Strip
By Charles M. Schultz
From: WashingtonPost,com on 12/10/2008 |
Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=69
In this cute comic strip,
Charlie Brown discusses whether
Santa exists or not.
Click below to view this cartoon.
http://jokelibrary.net/people/a_files/san-supp-peanuts.html
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Subj: Head
And Shoulders
From: FrankRoesc on 7/1/99
and From:
LABLaughsAdult on 11/10/2008
A blonde and a brunette were
both in an elevator. On the
third floor a man got on
who was perfect: Italian suit,
handsome, great build with
a nice butt, but unfortunately
they both notice he has a
bad case of dandruff.
The man got off on the 5th
floor.
Once the doors close, the
brunette turned to the blonde
and said, "Someone should
give him Head and Shoulders."
To which the blonde replied,
"How do you give Shoulders???"
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Shark Vs Octopus
From: darrellvip on 10/31/2008 |
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When the Seattle Aquarium
moved a giant octupus to a larger
home filled with sharks and
other fish, they hoped his size
and camouflage would protect
him. They had no idea of the
mistake they had made.
Click below to see the resulting battle.
http://jokelibrary.net/animals/d_to_z/z-oth-s-shark.html
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Peanuts Comic Strip
By Charles M. Schulz
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/19/2008 |
Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=69
In this episode of Peanuts,
Lucy discusses learning with
Charlie Brown. Click
below to read this cartoon.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-peanuts.html
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Subj: Whom
to Lay Off??
From: ginafm on 11/16/2008
As the CFO of this business
that employees 140 people, I
have resigned myself to the
fact that Barrack Obama will
be our next President, and
that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG
way. To compensate for these
increases, I figure that
the clients will have to see an
increase in our fees to them
of about 8% but since we
cannot increase our fees
right now due to the dismal state
of our economy, we will have
to lay off six of our employees
instead.
This has really been eating
at me for a while, as we believe
we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will
have to go. So, this
is what I did. I strolled through our
parking lot and found 8 Obama
bumper stickers on our employees'
cars and have decided these
folks will be the first to be laid
off. I can't think
of a more fair way to approach this
problem. These folks
wanted change, I gave it to them.
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Frazz Comic Strip
by Jef Mallett
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/20/2008 |
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Source: http://comics.com/frazz/
This Frazz comic strip discusses
Bertrand Russell,
civilization, leisure time,
and adverbs. Click
below to read this cute strip.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/thts/l-sp2-frazz.html
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From:
mauryschu on 11/7/2008
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Subj: Room
Service
From: auntieg on 98-06-26
and From: LABLaughsClean on 11/5/2008
Be warned, you're going to
find yourself talking funny for
a while after reading this.
It was nominated best E-mail
for 1997, at a hotel in Asia.
It was recorded and published
in the Far East Economic
Review.
Room Service: "Morny, Ruin
sorbees"
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I
dialed room-service"
RS: "Rye...Ruin sorbees..morny!
Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like
some bacon and eggs"
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy,
pooch?"
G: "Oh, the eggs! How
do I like them? Sorry, scrambled,
please."
RS: "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine"
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G: "What??"
RS: "San tos, July Santos?"
G: "I don't think so"
RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about
this, but I don't know
what 'Judo
one toes' means"
RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew
Don Juan toes?
Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
G: "English muffin!! I've
got it! You were saying
'Toast' fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
G: "No..just put the bother
on the side."
RS: "Wad??"
G: "I mean butter...just put
it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
G: "Yes. Coffee please, and
that's all"
RS: "One minnie. Ass ruin
torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say"
RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
G: "You're welcome"
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Subj:
Another Foolish Trivia
From: Conta Costa Times on on 11/17/2008
Animated GIF from gordonschuk |
This is another “Name That
Company” which tells you facts
about a famous company and
asks you to name the company.
Click below to play.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-trivia.html#25
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Subj: Short
Jokes That Made Me Laugh Or Smile
From the book "The Little Book That
Saves Your Assets"
by David M. Darst
Published by John Wiley & Sons, Inc. in 2008
When asked what the most powerful
force in the universe
was, Albert Einstein replied
simply, "Compound interest."
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/4/08
Perseverance is a great element
of success. If you
only knock long enough at
the gate, you are sure to
wake up somebody."
-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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