Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #619c
Date: 12/14/2008
You can also view old ‘Sunday Morning
Laughs’ at
http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
===========================================================
Subj:
Roses
From: darrellvip on 11/19/2008 |
 |
You can see this silly, hidden
camera spoof by
clicking below.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/s_to_z/wait-roses.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
|
|
|
Subj:
GS1 Bar Codes
From: gordonschuk on 10/26/2008
Bar code from Adams1.com |
Source1: http://www.gs1.org/productssolutions
........../barcodes/support/prefix_list.html
Source2: http://www.adams1.com/pub/russadam/upccode.html
Have you ever wondered the
origin of a produce you bought?
If you learn to read the
first three digits of a GS1
Bar Code you would know which
country has shipped your
purchase. The 692 in
the above bar code tells you
that this produce was shipped
from China. Click below
to learn all the shipping
locations.
http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-codes.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: A
Blonde Gets A Tattoo
From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/11/2008
A blonde is showing off her
new tattoo of a giant
seashell on her inner thigh.
Her friends ask her
why she would get such a
tattoo and in that location.
She responds 'It's really
cool.
If you put your ear up against
it, you can smell
the ocean
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj:
Stuck on YOU!
Song by Ray Stevens
From: rfslick on 11/13/2008 |
 |
Source: http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7777/SOY.htm
You can hear this cute song
with pictures at the
above source, or on my web
site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/red/SOY/SOY.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
|
|
|
Subj:
Peanuts Comic Strip
By Charles M. Schulz
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/18/2008 |
Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=69
Click below to see Peanuts
comic strip discuss
the size of stars.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/space/ST2-peanuts.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: Fishing
Mirror
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/12/2008
A fisherman from the city
was out fishing on a lake in
a small boat. He noticed
another man in a small boat
open his tackle box and take
out a mirror. Being
curious, the man rowed over
and asked, "What is the
mirror for?"
"That's my secret way to catch
fish," said the other
man. "Shine the mirror
on the top of the water. The
fish notice the spot of sun
on the water above and they
swim to the surface.
Then I just reach down and net
them and pull them into the
boat."
"Wow! Does that really work?"
"You bet it does."
"Would you be interested in
selling that mirror? I'll
give you $30 for it."
"Well, okay."
After the money was transferred,
the city fisherman
asked, "By the way, how many
fish have you caught this
week?"
"You're the sixth," he said.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj:
Bizarro Comic Strip
by Dan Piraro
From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/18/2008 |
 |
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv
........./artsandliving/comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
Click below to enjoy this
Bizarro cartoon about Indians.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/indian-bizarro.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: Winnie
the Pooh Comic Strip
by A.A Milne & E.H. Shepard & Disney
From: Creators.com on 11/20/2009
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj: My
Resignation As An Adult
fROM: LABLaughsClean on 11/11/2008
I am hereby officially tendering
my resignation as an adult.
I have decided I would like
to accept the responsibilities
of a 5 year old again.
* I want to go to McDonald's
and think that it is
a four star restaurant.
* I want to sail sticks across
a fresh mud puddle
and make ripples in
a pond with rocks.
* I want to think M&M's
are better than money
because you can eat
them.
* I want to lie under a big
oak tree and watch
the ants march up
its trunk.
* I want to run a lemonade
stand with my friends
on a hot summer's
day.
* I want to go fishing and
care more about catching the
minnows along the
shore than the big bass in the lake.
* I want to think the world
is fair.
* I want to return to a time
when life was simple.
When all I knew about
were colors, multiplication
tables, and nursery
rhymes. When I didn't know what
I know now.
When all I knew was to be happy because
I was blissfully unaware
of all the things that should
make me worried.
* I want to think that a
quarter is worth more than
a dollar bill because
it is prettier and weighs more.
* I want to think that everyone
is honest and good.
I want to believe
that anything is possible.
* I want to be oblivious
to the complexities of life
and be overly excited
by the little things in life again.
* I want to believe in the
power of smiles, hugs,
a kind word, truth,
dreams, the imagination, the
Tooth Fairy, a kiss
that makes a boo-boo go away,
making angels in the
snow, and that my dad and
G-d are the strongest
people in the world.
So......here's my checkbook
and my car keys, my credit
cards and the bills, my 401K
statements, my stocks and
bonds, my collections, my
insurance premiums, my job,
my house and the payments,
my e-mail address, pager,
cell phone, computer, and
watch. I am officially
resigning from adulthood.
And if you want to discuss
this with me further, you'll
have to catch me, 'cause...
Tag! You're it!
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
|
|
|
Subj:
Math Prob. - Two Math Problems
From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 11/17/2008
Drawing from InklingBlog.com |
Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/11-17-08.html
1. The digits from 0 to 9
have been used in the multiplication
example below
(excluding intermediate steps). Fill in the
missing numbers.
? 0 2 X ? 9 =
1 ? ? ? 8
2. Write down three mathematical
expressions, each having a
value of 30,
each of which uses three equal digits.
The solution can be found
on my web site by clicking below.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-two_problems.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
Subj:
Interfering With Opponent's I NT Bid
From: BridgeClues.com on 11/20/2008
|
 |
This wonderful web site has
daily problems if you click on
the bidding drop down menu.
Today's hand #5281 discusses
interfering with the opponent's
I NT bid. Click below to
see this bridge problem.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column75.html
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo======================
.
|
