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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #619c
         Date: 12/14/2008
 

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http://jokelibrary.net/archive/index.html
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Subj:     Roses
          From: darrellvip on 11/19/2008

 You can see this silly, hidden camera spoof by 
 clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/s_to_z/wait-roses.html

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Subj:     GS1 Bar Codes
          From: gordonschuk on 10/26/2008
Bar code from Adams1.com
 Source1: http://www.gs1.org/productssolutions
........../barcodes/support/prefix_list.html
 Source2: http://www.adams1.com/pub/russadam/upccode.html

 Have you ever wondered the origin of a produce you bought? 
 If you learn to read the first three digits of a GS1 
 Bar Code you would know which country has shipped your 
 purchase.  The 692 in the above bar code tells you 
 that this produce was shipped from China.  Click below 
 to learn all the shipping locations.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-codes.html

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Subj:     A Blonde Gets A Tattoo
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/11/2008

 A blonde is showing off her new tattoo of a giant
 seashell on her inner thigh.  Her friends ask her
 why she would get such a tattoo and in that location.

 She responds 'It's really cool.

 If you put your ear up against it, you can smell
 the ocean

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Subj:     Stuck on YOU!
          Song by Ray Stevens
          From: rfslick on 11/13/2008
 Source: http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7777/SOY.htm

 You can hear this cute song with pictures at the 
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/red/SOY/SOY.html

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Subj:     Peanuts Comic Strip
          By Charles M. Schulz
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/18/2008
 Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=69

 Click below to see Peanuts comic strip discuss 
 the size of stars.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/space/ST2-peanuts.html

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Subj:     Fishing Mirror
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/12/2008

 A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in 
 a small boat.  He noticed another man in a small boat 
 open his tackle box and take out a mirror.  Being 
 curious, the man rowed over and asked, "What is the 
 mirror for?" 

 "That's my secret way to catch fish," said the other 
 man.  "Shine the mirror on the top of the water.  The 
 fish notice the spot of sun on the water above and they 
 swim to the surface.  Then I just reach down and net 
 them and pull them into the boat." 

 "Wow! Does that really work?" 

 "You bet it does." 

 "Would you be interested in selling that mirror? I'll 
 give you $30 for it." 

 "Well, okay." 

 After the money was transferred, the city fisherman 
 asked, "By the way, how many fish have you caught this 
 week?" 

 "You're the sixth," he said.

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Subj:     Bizarro Comic Strip
          by Dan Piraro
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/18/2008
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv
........./artsandliving/comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro

 Click below to enjoy this Bizarro cartoon about Indians.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/nationalities/a_to_z/indian-bizarro.html

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Subj:     Winnie the Pooh Comic Strip
          by A.A Milne & E.H. Shepard & Disney 
          From: Creators.com on 11/20/2009 
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 

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Subj:     My Resignation As An Adult
          fROM: LABLaughsClean on 11/11/2008 

 I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. 
 I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities 
 of a 5 year old again. 

 * I want to go to McDonald's and think that it is 
   a four star restaurant. 
 * I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle 
   and make ripples in a pond with rocks. 
 * I want to think M&M's are better than money 
   because you can eat them. 
 * I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch 
   the ants march up its trunk. 
 * I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends 
   on a hot summer's day. 
 * I want to go fishing and care more about catching the 
   minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake. 
 * I want to think the world is fair. 
 * I want to return to a time when life was simple. 
   When all I knew about were colors, multiplication 
   tables, and nursery rhymes.  When I didn't know what 
   I know now.  When all I knew was to be happy because 
   I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should 
   make me worried. 
 * I want to think that a quarter is worth more than 
   a dollar bill because it is prettier and weighs more. 
 * I want to think that everyone is honest and good. 
   I want to believe that anything is possible. 
 * I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life 
   and be overly excited by the little things in life again. 
 * I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, 
   a kind word, truth, dreams, the imagination, the 
   Tooth Fairy, a kiss that makes a boo-boo go away, 
   making angels in the snow, and that my dad and 
   G-d are the strongest people in the world. 

 So......here's my checkbook and my car keys, my credit 
 cards and the bills, my 401K statements, my stocks and 
 bonds, my collections, my insurance premiums, my job, 
 my house and the payments, my e-mail address, pager, 
 cell phone, computer, and watch.  I am officially 
 resigning from adulthood.  And if you want to discuss 
 this with me further, you'll have to catch me, 'cause... 
 Tag!  You're it! 

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Subj:    Math Prob. - Two Math Problems
         From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 11/17/2008 
Drawing from InklingBlog.com
 Source: http://www.apuzzlezone.com/adailypuzzle/11-17-08.html

 1. The digits from 0 to 9 have been used in the multiplication 
    example below (excluding intermediate steps).  Fill in the 
    missing numbers. 

    ? 0 2 X ? 9 = 1 ? ? ? 8 

 2. Write down three mathematical expressions, each having a 
    value of 30, each of which uses three equal digits. 

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking below.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-two_problems.html

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Subj:     Interfering With Opponent's I NT Bid
          From: BridgeClues.com on 11/20/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com...

 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #5281 discusses 
 interfering with the opponent's I NT bid.  Click below to
 see this bridge problem.

 http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column75.html

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