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Subject: The Sunday Morning Laughs #620c
         Date: 12/21/2008
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Subj:     North Dakota Oil
          From: aldavito on 11/25/2008
Drawing from DomesticFuel.com...
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/politics/gasoline/bakken.asp

 This U.S. Geological Service report of oil in North Dakota 
 is interesting, but it's stated estimate of 500 billion 
 barrels is too high according to Snopes.com.  You can 
 read the article at the above source, or on my web site 
 by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/job-stuff-supp-oil.html

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Subj:     Santa Goes Hunting
          From: rfslick
          on 11/25/2008
 Source: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1076182/santa_goes_hunting/

 You can view this silly, bloody, puppet movie at the 
 above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/people/a_files/san-supp-hunting.html

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Subj:     Lonely Widow Buys Ugly Toad
          From: PGSP4LIFE on 9/2/99
      and From: rfslick on 11/22/2008

 A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best
 thing for her would be to have a companion.  So, off she went
 to the pet shop.  She wasn't sure just what kind of pet she'd
 like, so she figured she'd just walk around until she found
 just the 'right one.'  She went past the adorable little
 puppies, past the playful kittens, past the preening birds,
 past the sleeping hamsters, past the whirling gerbils, and
 past the colorful fish.

 Nothing really appealed to her and seemed to be just what
 she was looking for.  She decided to go around the store
 again.  On the way over to the puppies, she walked by a
 barrel.  At the bottom of the barrel was a rather nasty
 looking toad.  When she looked in, he WINKED at her!  Our
 poor widow just shook herself!  She couldn't believe it.
 She rather quickly went back to the other pets on display.

 Once again, she checked out those sweet little puppies, the
 darling kittens, the fluttering birds, the fuzzy hamsters,
 the sleek gerbils, and the darting fish.  Nothing really,
 really did it for her.  She was starting to get discouraged.
 So, she figured one last time around, just in case she
 missed something.

 Going by the barrel again, she took another peek.  There
 was that nasty toad, and this time, he puckered up and
 threw her a kiss!!  This was almost too much for the poor
 widow and she just about ran over to the other pets.

 She tried hard to find just the right one to take home with
 her, but not one of those cute puppies or silky kittens or
 chirping birds or golden hamsters or skinny gerbils or fancy
 fish seemed right for her.  Totally discouraged by now, the
 widow decide to go home.

 On the way out of the shop, she had to walk past the barrel
 again.  As she furtively peeked in, the toad just gave her
 the most beseeching look, and he had a little tear on the
 corner of his eye.  He even sniffed a bit.  This was too
 much for our widow, she started heading for the exit in a
 hurry.

 All of a sudden it struck her that this poor toad was
 probably just as lonely as she was.  Not only that, but he
 was so ugly that no one would probably buy him, especially
 not with all the other nice pets available.  So up to the
 counter she marched, told the salesperson she'd take the
 toad, but requested that he be put in a sturdy box.  When
 she got to her car, she placed the box on the seat next to
 her and proceeded to drive home.

 As she was driving along, she heard some scratching coming
 from the box.  She tried to ignore it for a bit, but then
 thought that the toad might need some air, so she opened
 the box a bit.  She would glance over at the toad from time
 to time, and he kept winking at her and throwing her kisses.
 She finally thought, "Oh heck, what could it hurt?" and she
 leaned over and KISSED him!

 IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous
 sexy young handsome prince.  THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD
 LADY BACK..........AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD LADY TURNED INTO?
 

 COME ON GUESS?
 
 

 OOOOOOOHHHHHHH COME ON
 
 
 

 SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST MOTEL SHE COULD FIND.

 She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!

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Subj:     How Big Is Wal-Mart
          From: tom on 11/29/2008
 Source: http://bitsandpieces.us/2008/11/25/how-big-is-wal-mart/

 I’m not sure if these facts about Wal-Mart are true, but 
 they are interesting.  You can read them at the above 
 source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/jobs-supp-wal-mart.html

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Subj:     Frazz Comic Strip III
          by Jeff Mallett
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/25/2008
 Source: http://comics.com/frazz/2008-11-25/

 This short comic strip discusses a problem unique 
 to schools.  Click below to see this comic strip.

 http://jokelibrary.net/education/after_m/sch-supp2-frazz03.html

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Subj:     Bride Charges Husband
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/30/2006 

 On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new 
 husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking 
 encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily 
 agreed. 

 This scenario was repeated each time  they made love, for more 
 than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for 
 her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. 

 Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find 
 her husband in a very drunken state.  During the next few 
 minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a 
 process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.  It 
 was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find 
 another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been 
 earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. 

 Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than 
 thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly 
 $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued 
 by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him 
 that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. 

 She explained that for the more than three decades she had 
 "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these 
 were the results of her savings and investments.  Faced with 
 evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her 
 husband was so astounded he could barely  speak, but finally 
 he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what 
 you were doing, I would have given you all my business!" 

 That's when she shot him. 

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Subj:     The Apple Game
          From: gordonschuk
          on 11/29/2008
 Source: http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g2/applegame.htm

 Catch the falling apples.  You can play this simple game at 
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/applegame.html

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Subj:     Winnie The Pooh Comic Strip
          by Disney
          From: Creators.com on 11/28/2006
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html

 In this strip Pooh and Piglet discuss fishing. 
 Click below to see this cartoon.

 http://jokelibrary.net/sports/fish/f2-pooh.html

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Subj:     Featherbrained Fellow
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/19/2008

 Feeling footloose and frisky, a featherbrained fellow forced 
 his father to fork over his farthings. Fast he flew to 
 foreign fields and frittered his family's fortune, feasting 
 fabulously with floozies and faithless friends. Flooded with 
 flattery he financed a full-fledged fling of "funny foam" and 
 fast food.

 Fleeced by his fellows in folly, facing famine, and feeling 
 faintly fuzzy, he found himself a feed-flinger in a filthy 
 foreign farmyard. Feeling frail and fairly famished, he 
 fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from the 
 fodder fragments.

 "Fooey," he figured, "my father's flunkies fare far fancier," 
 the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, facing the facts.

 Finally, frustrated from failure and filled with foreboding 
 (but following his feelings) he fled from the filthy foreign 
 farmyard.

 Faraway, the father focused on the fretful familiar form in 
 the field and flew to him and fondly flung his forearms 
 around the fatigued fugitive. Falling at his father's feet, 
 the fugitive floundered forlornly, "Father, I have flunked 
 and fruitlessly forfeited family favor."

 Finally, the faithful Father, forbidding and forestalling 
 further flinching, frantically flagged the flunkies to fetch 
 forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.

 Faithfully, the father's first-born was in a fertile field 
 fixing fences while father and fugitive were feeling festive. 
 The foreman felt fantastic as he flashed the fortunate news 
 of a familiar family face that had forsaken fatal foolishness. 
 Forty-four feet from the farmhouse the first-born found a 
 farmhand fixing a fatling.

 Frowning and finding fault, he found father and fumed,
 "Floozies and foam from frittered family funds and you fix a 
 feast following the fugitive's folderol?"

 The first-born's fury flashed, but fussing was futile. The 
 frugal first-born felt it was fitting to feel "favored" for 
 his faithfulness and fidelity to family, father, and farm. 
 In foolhardy fashion, he faulted the father for failing to 
 furnish a fatling and feast for his friends. His folly was 
 not in feeling fit for feast and fatling for friends; rather 
 his flaw was in his feeling about the fairness of the 
 festival for the found fugitive.

 His fundamental fallacy was a fixation on favoritism, not 
 forgiveness. Any focus on feeling "favored" will fester and 
 friction will force the faded facade to fall. Frankly, the 
 father felt the frigid first-born's frugality of forgiveness 
 was formidable and frightful.

 But the father's former faithful fortitude and fearless 
 forbearance to forgive both fugitive and first-born 
 flourishes.

 The farsighted father figured, "Such fidelity is fine, but 
 what forbids fervent festivity for the fugitive that is found? 
 Unfurl the flags and finery, let fun and frolic freely flow. 
 Former failure is forgotten, folly is forsaken. Forgiveness 
 forms the foundation for future fortune."

 Four facets of the father's fathomless fondness for
 faltering fugitives are:
    1) Forgiveness,
    2) Forever faithful friendship,
    3) Fadeless love, and
    4) A facility for forgetting flaws.

 Story from Luke 15:11-32

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Subj:     LOGIC PROB. - Find The Value
          by Philip J. Carter-Kenneth A. Russell 
          From the book "IQ Test" on 11/25/2008 
          Published by Sterling Pub. Co., Inc.,
            387 Park Avenue South, New York, N.Y.
          Test #10, Problem #12, Page 173

 Find the value of the second line.  Click below
 to see the full drawing, and solution.

 http://jokelibrary.net/education/m2/m4cS-value.html

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Subj:     What To Do When Your Partner Redoubles
          From: BridgeClues.com on 11/25/2008
Drawing from ArtZooks.com
 This wonderful web site has daily problems if you click on 
 the bidding drop down menu.  Today's hand #2213 discusses 
 what to do when your partner redoubles.  Click below to
 see this bridge problem.

 http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/a_bridge_column76.html
 
 
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