Subject: The
Sunday Morning Laughs #700
Date: 7/4/2010
"Men show their characters in nothing
more clearly than in what
they think laughable." Johann
Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
The best jokes I receive each week
are from you folks.
If you get a good joke please pass
it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh and it cut down the
work. If you don't get
you Sunday Laughs, or want a back
issue, drop me a note.
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I uploaded the 187 new jokes you
sent me during the last
three months to my web site.
You can view these new
jokes plus all the other jokes
you have sent me through
the years at http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
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Subj:
Bill Mauldin, World War II Cartoonist
From: tom
on 6/8/2010 |
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Source1: http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/ARTmauldin.htm
Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Mauldin
Bill Mauldin, and his cartoons,
meant so much to the millions
of Americans who fought in
World War II, and to those who
had waited for them to come
home. He was a kid cartoonist
for Stars and Stripes, the
military newspaper; Mauldin's
drawings of his muddy, exhausted,
whisker-stubbled infantry-
men Willie and Joe were the
voice of truth about what it was
like on the front lines.
Click below to read this wonderful
story.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/sold/supp2-Mauldin.html
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Subj:
Robin Williams As The American Flag
From: rfslick on 7/2/2010
Photo from YouTube.com |
Source1: http://www.coolestone.com/media/292/
..........Robin_Williams_as_the_American_Flag/
Source2: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-Q_L1vLv84vs/
..........robin_williams_as_the_american_flag/
Robin Williams portrays the
American flag in "I Love Liberty,"
a two-hour television special
created by Norman Lear and
presented by People
For the American Way on March 21,1982.
Click on either source, or
below for my copy, to see this
wonderful, funny video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/Fourth/flag.html
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Subj:
Bizarro Cartoon
By Dan Piraro
From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/12/2010 |
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Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
Click below to see this cute
cartoon.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/b-room/b-supp-Bizarro.html
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Subj: Young
Man's First Time
From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/01/2005
and From: Tom on 6/12/2010
I recall my first time with
a condom, I was 16 or so. I went
in to buy a package of condoms.
There was a beautiful woman
behind the counter, and she
could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package
and asked, if I knew how to wear
one. I honestly answered,
"No."
So she unwrapped the package,
took one out and slipped over
her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure
it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around
the store. It was empty.
She said, "Just a minute." And
walked to the door, and locked
it.
Taking my hand, she led me
into the back room, unbuttoned
her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it
aside. She asked, "Do
these excite you?" Well, I was so
dumb-struck that all I could
do was nod my head.
She then said, it was time
to slip the condom on. As I was
slipping it on, she dropped
her skirt, removed her panties
and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We
don't have much time."
So I climbed on her.
It was so wonderful, that unfortunately,
I could no longer hold back
and POW, I was done within a few
minutes.
She looked at me with a frown.
"Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did."
And held up my thumb to show
her.
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Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7odVBe-TY2M
Source2: http://www.wimp.com/alonewe/
In the search for extraterrestrial
intelligence (SETI),
researchers differentiate
between advanced and non-
advanced civilizations.
An advanced civilization is
defined as one with the ability
to conduct interstellar
communication — to send electromagnetic
signals through
space. Using this definition,
human civilization only
became advanced within the
past century, when local
communication such as radio
and television broadcasts
began to be transmitted to
interstellar space. Click
on either source, or below
for my copy, to see this
fascinating video.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/space/supp-alone.html
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Subj:
Time Warp Table Saw called SawStop
From: ft.apache on 6/9/2010
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Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMD3agP5hv0
Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=E3mzhvMgrLE&NR=1
For those of you who use a
table saw, you will find this
fascinating. If you
have never seen "Time Warp," it's a
show all about super-duper
slow motion cameras capturing
things we take for granted
and never see as they really
are. In this case,
they take photos of this guy's new
invention of a safer table
saw. Click on either source,
or below for my copy, to
see this wonderful innovation.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/occupations/b_to_l/contr-table_saw.html
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by John
Graziano
From:
Comics.com on 6/7/2010 |
Source: http://comics.com/ripleys_believe_it_or_not/
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Subj: Blue
Suit For Her Husband
From: jbcary1 on 9/18/2006
and From: ginafm on 6/10/2010
Charlie had a massive heart
attack and died. His body was
delivered to the mortuary.
He had been wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black
suit at the time of his demise, so
he really looked great, considering
the circumstances.
His wife went to the funeral
home to make the final
arrangements for his interment.
She spoke to the mortician
about what her husband would
be wearing. The mortician
pointed out that the man
looked really nice in the black
suit he was wearing, and
that frankly it would be easier
and less expensive to leave
him dressed as he was.
The woman noted that Charlie
had always looked his very
best in blue, and that she
really wanted him in a blue suit
for his trip to eternity.
She gave him a blank check and
said, "I don't care what
it costs, but please have my
husband in the very best
blue suit money can buy for the
ceremony."
The woman came back the next
day for the wake. To her
delight, she found her Charlie
dressed in a gorgeous blue
suit with a subtle chalk
stripe; the suit fit him perfectly.
She said to the mortician,
"Whatever this cost, I'm very
satisfied. You did
an excellent job, and I'm very grateful.
How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician
presented her with the
blank check, indicating there
was no charge for these extra
services. "No, really,
I must compensate you for the cost
of that exquisite blue suit!"
she said.
The mortician responded, "Honestly,
ma'am, the change to
the blue suit cost nothing.
Funny thing, a deceased gentleman
of about your husband's
size was brought in shortly
after you left yesterday,
wearing an attractive blue
suit.
I asked his wife if she minded
him going to his grave
wearing an attractive black
suit. She indicated that it
made no difference, as long
as he looked nice.
So I switched the heads."
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Subj:
Games Magazine
Published in
the 80s and 90s |
I came upon a stack of old
Games
Magazines from the 80s
and the 90s. I will
put one BrainTeaser a week from
this collection of wonderful
puzzles.
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From Vol.6 No.6 Issue 32
in October 1982
Whether you're a stellar scholar or
a rocker aficionado,
you know that space launches are
more than flights of
fancy. But many of the names
for missions and space-
craft are derived from mythology.
Eight of them are
clued on this web page, once for
the scholar and again
for the science buff. Which
are you? And can you name
all eight?
Click below to name these Greek
gods.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/yNonJokes/bt/gm/gm22-space.html
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Subj:
It's Only A Game
By Charley M. Schulz
Edited by Derrick Bang |
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Copyright 2004 by About Comics,
Thousand Oaks, California
In 1957, during a period of
immense creativity, Peanuts
creator Charles M. Schulz
launched another comic series,
It's Only A Game. These
cartoons turned the trademark
Schulz wit on the world of
sports, games, and pastimes.
I will put a few of these
comics in the Sunday Morning
Laughs, mostly the ones about
bridge. If you like them,
please buy the book at www.aboutcomics.com
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Click below to view all the
Schulz bridge cartoons.
http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g2/schultz/schultz00.html
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Laughing Smiley from
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