their characters in nothing more clearly than in what
think laughable." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
The best jokes
I receive each week are from you folks.
If you get
a good joke please pass it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh
and it cut down the work. If you don't get
Laughs, or want a back issue, drop me a note.
||Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
The volume of new material
I see in emails and on the web is
decrease. The Sunday
Morning Laughs will be getting shorter.
Help keep the Sunday Laughs
going by sending me new stuff.
I uploaded the 141 new jokes
you sent me during the last
three months to my web site.
You can view these new
jokes plus all the other
jokes you have sent me through
the years at http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html.
You can also view old "Sunday
Morning Laughs" at
From: ft.apache on 1/28/2010
and From: tom on 3/4/2012
interactive video is very funny. Keep pressing the
arrow when ever the censor stops the stripper. Click
the above source, or below for my copy, to see the
video I've seen in years.
Helena Vlahos - Nine Quarters Act
From: brucejohnsonbaugh on 3/9/2012
Helena Vlahos has been on
several television shows, including
and "Spectacular World of
Guinness Records" because of her
to roll nine quarters on her belly.
She is in
the "Guinness Book of World Records"
Abdominal Dexterity". Helena
has been belly
dancing since 1963, starting at
the age of 15.
on any source, or below for my copy, to see this mesmerized
belly dancer. Source1 and 2 are different videos.
Scottish Farmer Saves A Boy
From: JCary on 99-03-11
and From: virv on 3/12/2012
name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer.
while trying to eke out a living for his family,
heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He
his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his
in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and
to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the
from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's
surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped
and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer
had saved. "I want to repay you," said the nobleman.
saved my son's life." "No, I can't accept payment for
I did," the Scottish farmer replied, waving off the
moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of
family hovel. "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked.
the farmer replied proudly.
make you a deal . Let me take him and give him a
education. If the lad is anything like his father,
grow to a man you can be proud of."
that he did. In time, Farmer Fleming's son graduated
St. Mary's Hospital Medical School in London, and
on to become known throughout the world as the noted
Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
afterward, the nobleman's son was stricken with
What saved him? Penicillin.
name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill. His
name? Sir Winston Churchill.
once said what goes around comes around. When
help someone else you are bringing joy into your life
above wonderful story is just an urban legend as verified
Snopes.com at http://www.snopes.com/glurge/fleming.asp
The Swiss Room Box
From: kgilmour2000 on 3/8/2012
The Swiss Room Box is the
world's smallest motor home set.
for my copy, to see this great way to car camping.
||It fits most cars and
is now available
in North America. But it's
cost you. The SwissRoomBox
over $8,000, plus overseas shipping.
Click on either of the first two
Photo from TinyHouseTalk.com
From: janeenmarie on 10/30/2006
and From: tom on 3/8/2012
video is an audio recording played on The Bob & Tom Radio
It was recorded by Tom Mabe when a telemarketer called
home. Click on the above source, or below for my copy,
listen and read to this extremely funny tape.
The Hunter And The Fly
day in the forest, there was a fly. And this fly was buzzing
above the surface of a small stream in the woods. Under
water was a small fish who was thinking: "When that fly
four inches, boy oh boy, it's lunch time." So the fish
and the fly kept buzzing.
on the shore of the stream, there lumbered a large grizzly
who was observing this whole thing. He grumbled to himself,
that fish goes for that fly, hmm, hmm, it's lunch time."
the bear and the fish waited while the fly kept buzzing.
same time, over in the woods, there was a hunter who had
eating his lunch and watching this whole thing transpire.
said to himself, "When that bear goes for that fish, god
I'm gonna have me a big trophy." So they all waited some
hunter's feet there was a mouse who stealthily worked his
closer. The mouse was saying to himself, "When that hunter
his gun to shoot that bear, he's going to drop that sand-
then, yummy, it's lunch time." And so the tension mounted
did the mouse know that as he waited, the hunter's cat had
from the back of his pickup truck and was on the prowl.
cat said to himself, "When that mouse goes for that sandwich,
he's a dead motherfucker...lunch..." So they all waited for
all of the sudden, the fly dropped four inches and the fish
The bear went for the fish and the hunter grabbed his
and shot while the sandwich fell. The mouse dove on the sand-
and the cat followed and pounced on him. Within a moment,
hunter realized what had happened exclaiming, "Hey that's my
He reached down and ripped the cat off the sandwich and
him into the water.
what, pray tell, is the moral of this story?
there's a fly dropping four inches, there's a pussy
The Whole World As 100 People - PPS
From: tom on 3/7/2012
Drawing from DalasBlog.com
could shrink the earth's population to a village of
100 people, with all the existing human ratios
the same, how would it look?
below to see this wonderful PowerPoint Show about
you smarter or stupider than the average person?
test only gives you 8 seconds to answer the question.
on the above source, or below for my copy, to
this too fast test.
Boy Wants To Drive The Family Car
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 10/5/2006
and From: virv on 3/8/2012
boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired
his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His
said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your
up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little,
your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle
the offer and they agreed on it.
about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real
You brought your grades up and I've observed that you
been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you
gotten your hair cut."
young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've
thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of
Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had
hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong
that Jesus had long hair."
his father replied, "Did you also notice they all
everywhere they went?"
By Jim Unger
From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/9/2012
Non Sequitur Comic Strip II
By Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/8/2012
on the above source, or below for my copy, to
this cute cartoon about not being stranded on an