Sunday Morning Laughs #793
"He who laughs,
-- Mary Pettibone Poole
The best jokes
I receive each week are from you folks.
If you get
a good joke please pass it on to me, I enjoy
a good laugh
and it cut down the work. If you don't get
Laughs, or want a back issue, drop me a note.
Go to http://jokelibrary.net/a_joke_library.html
to read the great jokes you have
sent me through the years.
You can also view old "Sunday Morning
||Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
The volume of new material
I see in emails and on the web is
decrease. The Sunday
Morning Laughs will be getting shorter.
Help keep the Sunday Laughs
going by sending me new stuff.
Michael Davis Comedian,
From: YouTube.com on 3/26/2012
Davis (juggler, comedian, musician) in one of
outstanding performances on The Tonight Show with
Carson, recorded on July 22, 1988. Click on
of the top two sources, or below for my copy,
watch this great, deadpan comedian.
HMKG Norwegian Drill Team On Ice
From: AFine963 on 3/20/2012
Photo from YouTube.com
Majesty The King's Guards Band and Drill Team of Norway
at the 2004 Norwegian Military Tattoo. All the
drills were performed on ICE!! Those rifles are
made Garand M-1 (WWII). Watch when that one fellow spins
on any source, or below for my copy, to see this
precision band and drill team. They are worth
Irish, Italian And Polish Discuss Best Bar
From: darrell94590 on 3/21/2007
and From: virv on 3/24/2012
an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar.
are having a good time and all agree that the bar
a nice place.
the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but
I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one.
MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink,
MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
others agree that sounds like a nice place.
the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but
I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn,
this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink,
buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys
agrees that sounds like a great bar.
the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where
from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At
they buy you your first drink, they buy you
second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then,
take you in the back and get you laid!"
say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that
happen to you?"
replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
Bruno Barn Move
From: virv on 3/18/2012
In 1981, Herman Ostry and
his wife, Donna, bought a farm
a half mile outside of Bruno,
Nebraska, a small community
sixty miles west of Omaha.
The property had a creek and
came with a barn built in
the 1920s. The barn floor was
always wet and muddy.
When the creek flooded in 1988,
the barn ended up with 29
inches of water covering the
floor. That was the
last straw. Ostry needed to move it
to higher ground.
He contacted a building moving
company and was discouraged
by the bid. One night
around the table, Ostry commented
that if they had enough people
they could pick the barn
that a steel grid needed to move the barn would
||up and move it to higher
ground. Everyone laughed.
A few days later, Ostry's
son Mike showed his father
some calculations. He had
counted the individual
boards and timbers in the
barn and estimated that the
barn weighed approximately
16,640 pounds. He also
another 3,150 pounds, bringing the total weight to just
10 tons. He figured it would take around 350 people
each person lifting 56 lbs. to move the barn.
town of Bruno, Nebraska was planning its centennial
in late July of 1988. Herman and Mike presented
barn moving idea to the committee. The committee
to make it part of their celebration.
on July 30, 1988, shortly before 11 a.m., a quick test
was successfully made. Then, as local television
and 4,000 people from eleven states watched, 344
moved the barn 115 feet south and 6 feet higher up a
slope and set it on its new foundation.
on either of the top two sources, or below for my
to see this video of the barn's move.
Mostly Rodeo Accidents
From: edapsmas on 5/5/2008
and From: virv on 3/25/2012
can view this short movie of accidents with animals
the above source, or on my web site by clicking below.
The Lie Detector Robot
From: rfslick on 3/17/2012
the source site may contain malware)
was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up
to get him to change. One day John came home with
one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that
claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about
that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late
home?" asked John.
of us went to the library to work on an extra
project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around
table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out
said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell
where you really were after school."
went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said
did you watch?" asked Marsha.
Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went
to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy
up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really
a tape called Sex Queen."
ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your
I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked
to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked
out of his chair.
doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad
Tommy. After all, he is your son!" With that the
immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her
of her chair.
Playboy Playmate Hunter
From: darrelldre on 2/27/2012
Drawing from FreeLogoVector.com
web site is an index to about 966 Playboy Playmates.
in a box
on the above source to view these beautiful, nude ladies.
on the above source, or below for my copy, to
an idea derived by this charming invention for
caught short on the golf course.
Angry, Old Man Dies
From: virv on 3/23/2012
man and woman were married for many years, even though
hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation,
could be heard deep into the night. The old man would
"When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave
come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
feared him. They believed he practiced magic because
the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighbor-
The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To every-
relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife
a closed casket at the funeral.
the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began
party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned
her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be
to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest
wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him
upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions."
Calvin and Hobbes Sunday Comic Strip
Created by Bill Watterson
Comic strip from GrowAssPeople on 3/26/2012
on the above source, or below for my copy,
watch Calvin explain the free enterprise system.
Non Sequitur Cartoon
By Wiley Miller
From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/23/2012
on the above source, or below for my copy, to
how the animals evolved from the sea to land.
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