Subj: Native American-Indian Jokes
(Includes 43 jokes and articles, 03834,11,cf.md3,9)
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Subj: Native American-Indian Jokes (Includes 43 jokes and articles, 03834,11,cf.md3,9) |
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Lost Indian from Accent on Animation |
Also see BLACKS file - 'A
Cowboy, An Indian And A Black'
.........BIRD
file - 'Getting
Rid Of Pigeons'
CANADIAN file- 'Saskatchewan Has No
Daylight Saving Time'
COWBOY file - 'Indian
Tells Time'
......................-
'Cowboy
And His Horse'
COWBOY2 file - 'The
General And The Indian Scout'
......................-
'Two
Cowpokes And The Indian Head'
GENIE file - 'Tonto,
The Indian Genie'
IRISH1 file - 'Two
Irish And An Indian Head At A Bar'
JEWISH2 file - 'Old Jew
Helps Wagon Train'
JOBS1 file - 'Beating
A Dead Horse'
MATH2 file - 'Pregnant
Indian Math'
......................-
'Pythagorean's
Theorem'
NATIVE file - (the whole file)
.........PLANE1
file - 'Man
Meets Lady Lecturer On Plane'
POLIT-BUSH-SU- 'President
Bush Visits Reservation'
SPERM file - 'Tonto
And Lone Ranger Are Lost'
WAITER-ETC - 'Indian
Carrying Shotgun And Manure Wants Coffee'
WORDJOKES1 - 'Indian
Gets Degree In Electrical Engineering'
WORDJOKES2 - 'Two
Eskimos'
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| Subj:
Native American Ten Commandments (S680b,d)
From: Wimp.com on 1/4/2010 |
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This beautiful video is a Cherokee
Prayer and Blessing shown
with wonderful drawings and
the song "May You Walk In Sunshine"
from the album Sacred Spirit
Vol. 2 (More Chants & Dances of
the Native Americans).
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
the video and learn this beautiful
wisdom.
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Subj: Priest
Teaches Indian English (S339, S572)
From: thebartend on 7/25/2003
An Indian and a priest are walking
through the woods. The
priest is teaching the Indian
the English language, so he
can be integrated into the "white
man's society".
As they walk along, the priest
sees a tree and says to the
Indian, "Tree." They continue
walking along and come upon
a bush, and the priest says
to the Indian, "Bush".
They keep walking and eventually
come out into a small
clearing, where they come upon
a man and a woman having
sex. The priest is so upset
that he's not sure what he
should tell the Indian.
The only thing he can think of
to say is, "Man riding a bicycle."
The Indian then pulls out his
bow and arrow, aims and
instantly kills the man.
The priest turns to the Indian
and says, "What'd you do that
for?"
The Indian replies, "MY bicycle!!"
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Subj:
Where White Man Went Wrong! (S759)
From: tom on 8/2/2011 |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this cute article clipped from
a newspaper.
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Subj: Men
Interview Wise Old Indian Chief (S323, S545)
From: RFSlick on 4/1/2003
and
From: darrell94590 on 6/20/2007
(Also see 'Where
White Man Went Wrong!' above)
The old Cherokee chief sat in
his hut on the reservation,
smoking the ceremonial pipe,
eyeing the US government
officials sent to interview
him. "Chief Two Eagles," one
official began, "you have observed
the white man for 90
years. You have observed
his wars and his material wealth.
You have seen his progress and
the damage he has done."
The Chief nodded that it was
so. The official continued,
"Considering all these events,
in your opinion, where did
the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government
officials for over a minute,
and then calmly replied, "When
white man found the land, Indians
were running it.
No taxes.
No debt.
Plenty buffalo.
Plenty beaver.
Women did all the work.
Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting
and fishing, all night
screwing women." The Chief
leaned back and smiled, "White
man dumb enough to think he
could improve system like that."
| Subj:
Grand Canyon Glass Bridge (S519)
From: drgolfmd on 1/2/2007 (in Eng3) Text source:
snopes.com
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The $30 million all-glass Skywalk
will hover 3,800 feet
above the Colorado River over
a rim of the Grand Canyon,
allowing tourists to stroll
on an 80-yard walk around a
semicircular platform jutting
beyond the canyon rim,
surrounded by Plexiglas that
will provide a spectacular
view of the canyon floor below.
You can view the pictures
and story on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Two
Wolves In Each Of Us (S476)
From: jbcary1 on 2/27/2006
One evening an old Cherokee told
his grandson about a
battle that goes on inside all
people. He said, "My son,
the battle is between two "wolves"
inside us all. One is
Evil. It is anger, envy,
jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt,
resentment, inferiority, lies,
false pride, superiority, and
ego.
The other is Good. It is
joy, peace, love, hope, serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence,
empathy, generosity, truth,
compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it
for a minute and then asked
his grandfather, "Which wolf
wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
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Subj:
Jay Leno On Skywalk (S543b in Eng3)
From: edapsmas on 6/11/2007 |
This cute, 1,800 KB movie shows
the completed Skywalk
bridge. You can view it
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Senator
Clinton Addresses New York State Indians (S431b)
From: flovilla on 5/1/2005
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited
to address a major
gathering of the American Indian
Nation in upper New York
State. She spoke for almost
an hour on her future plans
for increasing every Native
American's present standard of
living, should she one day become
the first female President.
Hilary referred to her career
as a New York Senator, how
she had signed "YES" for every
Indian issue that came to
her desk for approval.
Although the Senator was vague on
the details of her plan, she
seemed most enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping
her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech,
the Tribes presented the
Senator with a plaque inscribed
with her new Indian name -
Walking Eagle. The proud
Senator then departed in her
motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired
to the group of chiefs of
how they come to select the
new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking
Eagle is the name given to a
bird so full of shit it can
no longer fly.
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Subj: Edison
Visits An Indian Reservation (S410)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/30/2004
Not many people know that Edison
was a avid fisherman.
He usually included some trout
fishing in his infrequent
vacations. During one
such trip to the west he was
befriended by an Indian tribe.
They provided free room
and board, as well as expert
fishing guides for his stay.
On his first night he discovered
that the only sanitary
facility was an old-fashioned
outhouse. To make things
worse it had no light even though
the village had electricity
in the homes.
As a thank-you gift for their
kindnesses, Edison purchased
the necessary materials and
personally installed lighting
in the Indians privvy.
He thus became the first person to
wire a head for a reservation.
| Subj:
An Indian Fell Into An Outhouse (S622b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/23/2008 |
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Click 'HERE' to read this cute joke.
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Subj: The
Story Of Onestone (S404b, S789)
From: DoctorDebt on 10/6/2004
and
From: rfslick on 2/24/2012
This is the story of an Indian
called Onestone. This was his
Indian name given to him because
he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this
torment Onestone cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone
again, I will kill them."
The word got around and nobody
called him that any more. Then
one day a young girl named Blue
Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning Onestone." He
jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest and there
he made love to her all day,
he made love to her all night,
he made love to her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died
from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone
meant business. Years went
by until a woman named Yellow
Bird returned to the village
after many years of being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue
Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
when she saw Onestone and hugged
him and said "Good to see you
Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took
her deep into the forest where
he made love to her all day,
made love to her all night, made
love to her all the next day,
made love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!
What is the moral of the story?
Page down and find out.....
You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
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Subj: The
Wisdom of a Navajo Woman (S297b, S618c)
From: Imogenelumen on 4/27/2004
and
From: gattica30 on 11/12/2008
Sally was driving home
from one of her business trips in
Northern Arizona when she saw
an elderly Navajo woman
walking on the side of
the road. As the trip was a long
and quiet one, she stopped the
car and asked the Navajo
woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried
in vain to make a bit of
small talk with the Navajo woman.
The old woman just sat
silently, looking intently at
everything she saw, studying
every little detail, until she
noticed a brown bag on the
seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the
brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle
of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for
another moment or two. Then
speaking with the quiet wisdom
of an elder, she said:
'Good trade.....'
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Subj:
Paper Art (S665)
From: ft.apache on 10/5/2009 |
This PowerPoint Show of Paper
Cast Sculptures by
Allen Eckman is excellent.
Click 'HERE' to see it.
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Subj: Politician
Visits Reservation (S315b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 2/12/2003
It was election time and a politician
decided to go out to
the local reservation and try
to get the Native American
vote. They were all assembled
in the Council Hall to hear
the speech. The politician had
worked up to his finale, and
the crowd was getting more and
more excited. "I promise
better education opportunities
for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting
"Hoya! Hoya!" The politician
was a bit puzzled by the native
word, but was encouraged by
their enthusiasm. "I promise
gambling reforms to allow a
Casino on the Reservation!"
"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
"I promise more social reforms
and job opportunities for
Native Americans!" The crowd
reached a frenzied pitch
shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
After the speech, the Politician
was touring the
Reservation, and saw a tremendous
herd of cattle. Since he
was raised on a ranch, and knew
a bit about cattle, he
asked the Chief if he could
get closer to take a look at
the cattle.
"Sure," the Chief said, "but
be careful not to step in
the hoya."
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Subj: Making
An Indian From A Pile Of Shit (309b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 1/3/2003
Once there was this indian sitting
in the middle of
the road stirring a pile of
shit. Someone called the
sherrif to report what was happening.
When the sherrif
arrived he asked the old Indian
"What do you think your
doing?"
The Indian looked up, not bothering
to stop his stirring
and then looked back down. "I'm
making another Indian"
was his reply.
The sherrif said, "I suppose
you think your pretty
funny. Lets see you make
a white man."
The old Indian looked down at
the pile then looked back
up at the sherrif and said,
"I can't do that."
"Why not?" asked the sherrif.
The Indian answered with a smile
on his face "Not enough
shit.".
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Subj: Native
American Souveniers (S234)
From: Scott's Joke Archive on 7/22/01
Artifacts are a major portion
of an Indian reservation's
economy. Annually, thousands
of tourists visit reservations
and most will not leave without
purchasing at least one
momento of the traditional Indian
culture.
One enterprising Indian was able
to outsell his competitors
in the sale of wooden dolls
by selling them at only a
fraction of the cost others
had to charge.
On examination of his dolls they
found that where
traditionally hard wood was
used, this Indian would use
cheap pine on which he glued
thin pieces of fine mahogany,
thus being able to produce the
dolls at only a fraction
of the cost.
While he claimed his dolls were
still authentic, his
competitors complained that
any doll made by him was
only a cheap Sioux veneer.
*groan*
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Subj: Predicting
The Weather (S229, S822)
From: ginafm on 10/15/2008
and
From: virv on 10/12/2012
It was October and the Indians
on a remote reservation asked
their new Chief if the coming
winter was going to be cold or
mild. Since the Chief
grew up in a modern society, he had
never been taught the old secrets.
When he looked at the
sky he couldn't tell what the
winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe
side he told his tribe that
the winter was in deed going
to be cold and that the members
of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then
went to the next phone booth
and called the National Weather
Service and asked, "Is this
winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded,
"This winter was going to
be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed
up his people to collect
even more wood to be prepared.
A week later he called the
National Weather Service again,
"Is it going to be a very
cold winter?"
"Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his
people and orders them to go
and find every scrap of wood
they can find. Two weeks later
he calls the National Weather
Service again: "Are you
absolutely sure, that the winter
is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied.
"It's looking more and more
like it is going to be one of
the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The
Indians are collecting firewood
like crazy."
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Subj: Two
Indians And A Hillbilly (S211, S441)
From: KMACINTY on 2/15/2001
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were
walking in the woods, all
of a sudden one of the Indians
ran up a hill to the mouth of
a small cave. "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
cave and then he listened very
closely until he heard an
answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and
asked the other Indian what
that was all about. Was
the other Indian crazy or what? "No,"
said the Indian. "It is our
custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!'
into the opening. If they
get an answer back, it means there
is a girl in there waiting to
mate."
Just then they saw another cave.
the Indian ran up to the
opening of the cave, stopped,
and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" Immediately,there
was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" from deep inside the
cave. He tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around
in the woods alone for a while,
and then he came upon a great
big cave. As he looked in
amazement at the size of the
huge opening, he was thinking,
"Hoo, man! Look at the size
of this cave! It is bigger than
those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening
and hollered with all his
might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
He grinned and closed his
eyes in anticipation, and then
he heard the answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and
a smile on his face, he raced
into the cave, tearing off his
clothes as he ran. The
following day, the headline
of the Local Newsaper read.....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."
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Subj: Why
Indians Have Feathers In Headdress (S179)
From: ICohen on 7/6/00
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary
on the customs of
American Indians. While
touring a reservation during the
documentary she was puzzled
as to why the difference in the
number of feathers in the headdresses.
So she asked a
brave who only had one feather
in his headdress and his
reply was, "Me have only one
squaw, me only have one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was
only joking she asked another
brave. This brave had
four feathers in his headdress. And
he replied, "Ugh, me have four
feathers because me sleep
with four squaw."
Still not convinced the feathers
indicated the number of
squaws involved, she decided
to interview the Chief. Now
the Chief had a headdress full
of feathers. Which, needless
to say amused Ms. Walters.
She asked the Chief, "Why do you
have so many feathers in your
headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his
chest and said, "Me Chief, me
sleep with em all. Big,
small, fat and tall, me sleep with
em all."
Horrified, Ms.Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief replied, "You damn
right, me hung, big like buffalo,
long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style,
dog-style, wolf-style, any
style me sleep with em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear"
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
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Subj: Two
Drunks In A Car And The Indian (S161)
From: thebartend on 2/28/00
There was this party in the woods
and all of a sudden there
was a downpour of thunder and
rain. These two young guys
ran for about 10 minutes in
the pouring rain, finally
reaching their car just as the
rain let up. They jumped in
the car, started it up and headed
down the road, laughing
and, of course, still drinking
one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old Indian
man's face appeared in the
passenger window and tapped
lightly on the window! The
passenger screamed out, "eeeeekkk!
Look at my window!!!
There's an old Indian guy's
face there!" (Was this a ghost?)
This old Indian man kept knocking,
so the driver said, "Well
open the window a little and
ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window
down part way and said,
scared out of his wits, "What
do you want?" The old
Indian softly replied, "You
have any tobacco?" The
passenger, terrified, looked
at the driver and said, "He
wants tobacco!" "Well
offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the
driver replies.
So he fumbles around with the
pack and hands the old man a
cigarette and yells, "Step on
it!!!" rolling up the window
in terror.
Now going about 80 miles an hour,
they calm down and they
start laughing again, and the
passenger says, "What do you
think of that? The
driver says, "I don't know? How could
that be? I am going pretty
fast? Then all of a sudden
AGAIN there is a knock on the
window and there is the old
Indian man again. "aaaaaaaaa,
there he is again!", the
passenger yells."
Well see what he wants now!"
yells back the driver. He
rolls down the window a little
ways and shakily says "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old
Indian quietly asks. The
passenger throws a lighter out
the window at him and rolls
up the window and yells, "STEP
ON IT!"
They are now going about 100
miles an hour and still
guzzling beer, trying to forget
what they had just seen and
heard, when all of a sudden
again there is more knocking!
"Oh my God! HE'S BACK!"
He rolls down the window and
screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
in stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You
want some help getting out
of the mud?"
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Subj: Indian
Gives Lady A Horseback Ride (S264b)
From: auntieg on 98-05-05
and
From: mombear1 on 2/16/2002
An attractive woman from New
York was driving through a
remote part of Texas when her
car broke down. An Indian
on horseback came along and
offered her a ride to a nearby
town. She climbed up behind
him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was
uneventful except that every few
minutes the Indian would let
out a whoop so loud that it
would echo from the surrounding
hills. When they arrived
in town, he let her off at the
local service station,
yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and
rode off.
"What did you do to get that
Indian so excited?" asked
the service station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat
behind him on the horse, put my
arms around his waist, and held
onto his saddle horn so
I wouldn't fall off.
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback"
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Subj: Old
Indian Chief
Talking to a tourist the manager
of a exquisite older
hostelry said "The hotel is
built on an Indian reservation
and part of the agreement is
to allow the chief free use
of the premises for the rest
of his life. He is known as
Big Chief Forget-me-Not because
of his phenomenal memory.
He is 92 and can remember the
slightest detail of his life.
"The travel writer took this
in and as he was waiting for
his cab decided to put the chief's
memory to the test.
"What did you have for breakfast
on your 21st birthday?"
said the Aussie. "Eggs,"
was the instant reply, and indeed
the Aussie was impressed.
He went off on his travel writing
itinerary, right across
to the east coast and on his
return to the Spokane Hilton
six months later was surprised
to see the Indian chief
still sitting in the lobby whittling
away on a stick.
"How", said the Aussie.
"Scrambled," said the chief.
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Subj: Grandfather
Explains How Names Are Chosen (S561)
From: ginafm on 10/22/2007
"Grandfather " he said, " why
do we Indians have such
funny names - like White Cloud
and Running Deer ?"
"Well, my boy, when a child is
born and brought out of the
teepee to be shown to the tribe,
the father, who carries
the child has the honour of
naming the child according to
the tradition of the Great Spirit.
This means that the first thing
that the father sees when
he emerges from the teepee is
a sign from the Great Spirit
that the newborn childs spirit
is at one with the animal
or part of the country and so
has a brotherhood with these
things."
"So, Running Deer's father saw
a running deer and his
spirit entered the child, while
White Cloud's father saw a
white cloud and so on."
" Yes that's right. But
tell me, *why do you ask about
these things Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Subj: Mom
Explains How Names Are Chosen (S134, S447b)
From: The Bartenders Joke on 11/21/1997
and
From: RFSlick on 8/11/2005
An Indian boy goes to his mother
one day with a puzzled
look on his face. "Say,
Mom, why is my bigger brother
named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was
conceived during a mighty
storm." Then he asked,
"Why is my sister named
Cornflower?"
She replied, "Well, your father
and I were in a cornfield
when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
The mother said, "We were watching
the moon landing while
she was conceived."
Pausing, the Mother Indian asked,
"Tell me, Torn Rubber,
why are you so curious?"
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Subj: Indian Girl
And Two Toilet Papers (S09)
From: THE GAG ROOM, 03/16/97
An Indian girl walked into a
general store and asked the
clerk for some toilet paper.
The clerk replies, "Well,
we have two brands of toilet
paper: Toilet Paper Royal
and the generic kind which doesn't
have a name."
The Indian girl asks, "What's
the difference?", to which
the clerk replies, "The generic
brand is cheaper." So the
indian girl buys the generic
brand and walks home.
The next day she walks into the
store with the roll of
toilet paper and says, "I have
found a name for this toilet
paper." Curious the clerk
says, "Well what is it?"
The girl replies, "John Wayne,
because it's rough and it's
tough and it don't take no crap
from Indians."
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Subj: Falling
Rocks
Long, long ago an old Indian
chief was about to die, so he
called for Geronimo and Falling
Rocks, the two bravest
warriors in his tribe.
The chief instructed each to go out
and seek buffalo skins.
Whoever returned with most skins
would be the new chief.
About a month later, Geronimo
came back with on hundred
pelts, but Falling Rocks never
returned. even today as you
drive throughout the west, you
can see signs saying:
WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS!
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Subj: Two
Indians In A Gay Bar
From: sking on 97-08-23
Two native Indians unwittingly
walk into a gay bar and sit
down to order a pitcher of beer.
As they're sitting there
sucking back on their ale, a
gay guy walks up and says,
"How would you boys like a blow
job?"
The one Indian stands up and
decks the guy, knocking him
unconscious. He then sits
back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says,
"Hey Joe, what did you do
that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it
was something about getting
a job!"
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Subj: Navajo
Wisdom (S33, S729)
From: DoctorDebt on 10/10/2003
and
From: allenbergman on 1/15/2007
In 1966, a NASA team doing work
for the Apollo moon mission
took the astronauts near Tuba
City where the terrain of the
Navajo Reservation looks very
much like the Lunar surface.
Along with all the trucks and
large vehicles, there were two
large figures dressed in full
Lunar spacesuits.
Nearby a Navajo sheep herder
and his son were watching the
strange creatures walk about,
occasionally being tended by
personnel. The two Navajo
people were noticed and approached
by the NASA personnel.
Since the man did not know English,
his son asked for him what the
strange creatures were and the
NASA people told them that they
are just men that are getting
ready to go to the moon.
The man became very excited and
asked if he could send a message
to the moon with the astronauts.
The NASA personnel thought this
was a great idea so they
rustled up a tape recorder.
After the man gave them his
message, they asked his son
to translate. His son would not.
Later, they tried a few more
people on the reservation to
translate and every person they
asked would chuckle and then
refuse to translate. Finally,
with cash in hand, someone
translated the message, "Watch
out for these guys, they come
to take your land."
Subj: Short
Indian Jokes
| Subj:
America's Original Homeland Security
From: tom on 6/8/2010 (S700b) |
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Subj:
Daylight Saving Time (S669 in Canadian)
From: LABLaughs on 11/6/2009 |
Top
Subj: Henry
Ford Quotation (S834)
From: tom on 12/29/2012
"Any man who thinks he can be
happy and prosperous by
letting the Government take
care of him; better take
a closer look at the American
Indian." -- Henry Ford
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Since this quote does not appear on any of the |
| Subj:
Bizarro Comic Strip (S619c)
by Dan Piraro From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/18/2008 |
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Click 'HERE'
to enjoy this Bizarro cartoon about Indians.
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Subj: Indian
Eats At Posh Restaurant (S309b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 1/2/2003
A Native American walks into
a posh restaurant. The
maitre'd greets him at the counter
and says, "I'm
terribly sorry sir, but we have
no tables available
at this time."
"That's okay", replies the Indian,
"I have a reservation."
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Subj:
Native American And Our Flag (S582b)
From: ft.apache on 3/21/2008 |
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Subj: Indian
At Times Square
From: RFSlick on 98-11-03
Some years ago in Times Square
in NYC, I observed a native
American, in full Indian regalia,
feather head dress, buck-
skin clothes, etc. As
a pretty woman would walk by he would
raise his right hand in an Indian
greeting, and say "Wanna."
I watched this ritual for about
20 minutes, and I became
more curious as he kept making
these greetings. Finally I
couldn't resist any longer.
I went up to the native
American and said, "I
have been watching you and I am
confused. I thought that
Indians say, how?"
He turned to me, obviously quite
annoyed, and said...
"ME KNOW HOW...ME TRYING TO
FIND WOMAN WHO WANNA!!"
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Captured By Indians (S438b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/14/2005 |
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Indian Summer = Native American Post Equinox Phenomina
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
Man: "Doc you gotta help me,
I keep having strange dreams.
Last night I dreamed I was a
wigwam, the night before I
dreamed I was a teepee."
Doc: "You're too tense"
From: humorlist-digest V2 #133 on 98-05-28
"Vegetarian" - Indian word for
"lousy hunter"
From: Tom_Adams on 98-05-30
Sure you can trust the government!
Just ask an Indian!
From: CatScratch on 11/27/2001 (S253)
Illegal aliens have always been
a problem in the United States.
Just ask any Indian.
From: igiggle on 6/6/2003 (S332b)
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub"
in Navajo.
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 6/7/2005
(S437b in Slogans)
The frog does not drink up the
pond in which he lives.
-- Native American Proverb
From: darrell94590 on 6/12/2007 (S543b)
"The American Indians found
out what happens when
you don't control immigration."
Q: Who killed more Indians than
General Custer?
A: Union Carbide
Q: Why do you not hit an Indian
on a bike?
A: Might be your bike.
Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: Brave Sucker!
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Smiley
as a native American from Smiley_Central.
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