Subj: Native American-Indian Jokes
..........(Includes 48 jokes, 19 1132,16,cf,wXT2b8a,8)
Accent on Animation
Also see BAR-SUPP file- 'A
Cowboy, A Muslim and A Indian'
BLACKS file - 'A Cowboy, An Indian And A Black'
.........BIRD file - 'Getting Rid Of Pigeons'
CANADIAN file- 'Saskatchewan Has No Daylight Saving Time'
COWBOY file - 'Indian Tells Time'
......................- 'Cowboy And His Horse'
COWBOY2 file - 'The General And The Indian Scout'
......................- 'Two Cowpokes And The Indian Head'
GENIE file - 'Tonto, The Indian Genie'
HUNTING-SUPP - 'Vegetarian Is An Old Indian Word' - Sign
IRISH1 file - 'Two Irish And An Indian Head At A Bar'
JEWISH2 file - 'Old Jew Helps Wagon Train'
JOBS1 file - 'Beating A Dead Horse'
MATH2 file - 'Pregnant Indian Math'
......................- 'Pythagorean's Theorem'
NATIVE file - (the whole file)
.........PLANE1 file - 'Man Meets Lady Lecturer On Plane'
POLIT-BUSH-SU- 'President Bush Visits Reservation'
SPERM file - 'Tonto And Lone Ranger Are Lost'
WAITER-ETC - 'Indian Carrying Shotgun And Manure Wants Coffee'
WORDJOKES1 - 'Indian Gets Degree In Electrical Engineering'
WORDJOKES2 - 'Two Eskimos'
Subj: Crazy Horse Quote From 1875 (S861)
From: Diane J Swinehart in 2013
Subj: Navajo Wisdom (S33, S729)
From: DoctorDebt in 2003
In 1966, a NASA team doing work
for the Apollo moon mission
took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the
Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface.
Along with all the trucks and large vehicles, there were two
large figures dressed in full Lunar spacesuits.
Nearby a Navajo sheep herder
and his son were watching the
strange creatures walk about, occasionally being tended by
personnel. The two Navajo people were noticed and approached
by the NASA personnel. Since the man did not know English,
his son asked for him what the strange creatures were and the
NASA people told them that they are just men that are getting
ready to go to the moon. The man became very excited and
asked if he could send a message to the moon with the astronauts.
The NASA personnel thought this
was a great idea so they
rustled up a tape recorder. After the man gave them his
message, they asked his son to translate. His son would not.
Later, they tried a few more
people on the reservation to
translate and every person they asked would chuckle and then
refuse to translate. Finally, with cash in hand, someone
translated the message, "Watch out for these guys, they come
to take your land."
..........in 2010 (S680b,d-iFrame)
This beautiful video is a Cherokee
Prayer and Blessing shown
with wonderful drawings and the song "May You Walk In Sunshine"
from the album Sacred Spirit Vol. 2 (More Chants & Dances of
the Native Americans).
Click 'HERE' to see the video and learn this beautiful wisdom.
Subj: Priest Teaches Indian English
From: thebartend in 2003 (S339, S572)
An Indian and a priest are walking
through the woods. The
priest is teaching the Indian the English language, so he
can be integrated into the "white man's society".
As they walk along, the priest
sees a tree and says to the
Indian, "Tree." They continue walking along and come upon
a bush, and the priest says to the Indian, "Bush".
They keep walking and eventually
come out into a small
clearing, where they come upon a man and a woman having
sex. The priest is so upset that he's not sure what he
should tell the Indian. The only thing he can think of
to say is, "Man riding a bicycle."
The Indian then pulls out his
bow and arrow, aims and
instantly kills the man. The priest turns to the Indian
and says, "What'd you do that for?"
The Indian replies, "MY bicycle!!"
Subj: Indian Grocery Store Sign (S1132)
..........By Vince Rozmiarek at Indian Hills Community Center
Subj: Old Indian Chief
Talking to a tourist the manager
of a exquisite older
hostelry said "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation
and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use
of the premises for the rest of his life. He is known as
Big Chief Forget-me-Not because of his phenomenal memory.
He is 92 and can remember the slightest detail of his life.
"The travel writer took this in and as he was waiting for
his cab decided to put the chief's memory to the test.
"What did you have for breakfast
on your 21st birthday?"
said the Aussie. "Eggs," was the instant reply, and indeed
the Aussie was impressed.
He went off on his travel writing
itinerary, right across
to the east coast and on his return to the Spokane Hilton
six months later was surprised to see the Indian chief
still sitting in the lobby whittling away on a stick.
"How", said the Aussie.
"Scrambled," said the chief.
Where White Man Went Wrong!
From: tom in 2011 (S759)
..........Source: (Removed from maddad0467)
(Also see 'Men Interview Wise Old Indian Chief' below)
Click 'HERE' to see this cute article clipped from a newspaper.
Subj: Men Interview Wise Old Indian Chief
From: RFSlick in 2003(S323, S545)
(Also see 'Where White Man Went Wrong!' above)
The old Cherokee chief sat in
his hut on the reservation,
smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the US government
officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," one
official began, "you have observed the white man for 90
years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth.
You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."
The Chief nodded that it was so. The official continued,
"Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did
the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government
officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied, "When
white man found the land, Indians were running it.
Women did all the work.
Medicine man free.
Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night
screwing women." The Chief leaned back and smiled, "White
man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Subj: Indian Gives Lady A Horseback Ride
From: auntieg in 1998 (S264b)
An attractive woman from New
York was driving through a
remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian
on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby
town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it
would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived
in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off.
"What did you do to get that
Indian so excited?" asked
the service station attendant.
"Nothing. I merely sat
behind him on the horse, put my
arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so
I wouldn't fall off.
"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback"
Subj: Tiger Lily Dances - GIF (S973)
From: Cathy Lavezzo-Freitas in 2015
Subj: Indian Girl And Two Toilet Papers
From: THE GAG ROOM in 1997 (S09)
An Indian girl walked into a
general store and asked the
clerk for some toilet paper. The clerk replies, "Well,
we have two brands of toilet paper: Toilet Paper Royal
and the generic kind which doesn't have a name."
The Indian girl asks, "What's
the difference?", to which
the clerk replies, "The generic brand is cheaper." So the
indian girl buys the generic brand and walks home.
The next day she walks into the
store with the roll of
toilet paper and says, "I have found a name for this toilet
paper." Curious the clerk says, "Well what is it?"
The girl replies, "John Wayne,
because it's rough and it's
tough and it don't take no crap from Indians."
Subj: Predicting The Weather (S229, S822)
From: ginafm in 2008
It was October and the Indians
on a remote reservation asked
their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or
mild. Since the Chief grew up in a modern society, he had
never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the
sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.
Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that
the winter was in deed going to be cold and that the members
of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then
went to the next phone booth
and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this
winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded,
"This winter was going to
be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed
up his people to collect
even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the
National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very
"Yes," the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his
people and orders them to go
and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later
he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you
absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replied.
"It's looking more and more
like it is going to be one of the coldest winters ever."
"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, "The
Indians are collecting firewood
Grand Canyon Glass Bridge
From: drgolfmd in 2007
..........(S519, in Eng3)
The $30 million all-glass Skywalk
will hover 3,800 feet
above the Colorado River over a rim of the Grand Canyon,
allowing tourists to stroll on an 80-yard walk around a
semicircular platform jutting beyond the canyon rim,
surrounded by Plexiglas that will provide a spectacular
view of the canyon floor below. You can view the pictures
and story by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Politician Visits Reservation
From: LABLaughs.com in 2003 (S315b)
It was election time and a politician
decided to go out to
the local reservation and try to get the Native American
vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear
the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and
the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise
better education opportunities for Native Americans!"
The crowd went wild, shouting
"Hoya! Hoya!" The politician
was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by
their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a
Casino on the Reservation!"
"Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
"I promise more social reforms
and job opportunities for
Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch
shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
After the speech, the Politician
was touring the
Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he
was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he
asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at
"Sure," the Chief said, "but
be careful not to step in
Subj: Two Wolves In Each Of Us
From: jbcary1 in 2006 (S476)
One evening an old Cherokee told
his grandson about a
battle that goes on inside all people. He said, "My son,
the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is
Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed,
arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies,
false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is
joy, peace, love, hope, serenity,
humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth,
compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it
for a minute and then asked
his grandfather, "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
Subj: Bizarro Cartoon (S619c)
by Dan Piraro in 2008
Subj: Senator Clinton Addresses New York State Indians
From: flovilla in 2005 (S431b)
Senator Hilary Clinton was invited
to address a major
gathering of the American Indian Nation in upper New York
State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans
for increasing every Native American's present standard of
living, should she one day become the first female President.
Hilary referred to her career
as a New York Senator, how
she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to
her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on
the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech,
the Tribes presented the
Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name -
Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her
motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired
to the group of chiefs of
how they come to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a
bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
Subj: Edison Visits An Indian Reservation
From: LABLaughsClean in 2004 (S410)
Not many people know that Edison
was a avid fisherman.
He usually included some trout fishing in his infrequent
vacations. During one such trip to the west he was
befriended by an Indian tribe. They provided free room
and board, as well as expert fishing guides for his stay.
On his first night he discovered
that the only sanitary
facility was an old-fashioned outhouse. To make things
worse it had no light even though the village had electricity
in the homes.
As a thank-you gift for their
kindnesses, Edison purchased
the necessary materials and personally installed lighting
in the Indians privvy. He thus became the first person to
wire a head for a reservation.
Jay Leno On Skywalk
From: edapsmas in 2007
..........(S543b,dwmv in Eng3)
This cute, WMV video shows the
completed Skywalk bridge.
You can view this WMV video by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Two Indians And A Hillbilly
From: KMACINTY in 2001 (S211, S441)
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were
walking in the woods, all
of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of
a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the
cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an
answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and
asked the other Indian what
that was all about. Was the other Indian crazy or what? "No,"
said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!'
into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there
is a girl in there waiting to mate."
Just then they saw another cave.
the Indian ran up to the
opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" Immediately,there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes
and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly wandered around
in the woods alone for a while,
and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in
amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking,
"Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than
those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening
and hollered with all his
might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his
eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the answering call,
"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eyes and
a smile on his face, he raced
into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The
following day, the headline of the Local Newsaper read.....
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN."
Subj: The Story Of Onestone (S404b, S789)
From: DoctorDebt in 2004
This is the story of an Indian
called Onestone. This was his
Indian name given to him because he had only one testicle.
After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and
said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them."
The word got around and nobody
called him that any more. Then
one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
morning Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her
deep into the forest and there he made love to her all day,
he made love to her all night, he made love to her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone
meant business. Years went
by until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village
after many years of being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue
Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone and hugged
him and said "Good to see you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her and took
her deep into the forest where
he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made
love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next
night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of the story?
Page down and find out.....
You can't kill two Birds with Onestone.
Subj: An Indian Fell Into An Outhouse
From: LABLaughs.com in 2008 (S622b)
Source: (Removed from buffaloschips.com)
Subj: The Wisdom of a Navajo Woman (S297b, S618c)
From: Imogenelumen in 2004
Sally was driving home
from one of her business trips in
Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman
walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long
and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo
woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried
in vain to make a bit of
small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat
silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying
every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the
seat next to Sally.
'What in bag?' asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the
brown bag and said, 'It's a bottle
of wine. I got it for my husband.'
The Navajo woman was silent for
another moment or two. Then
speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:
Subj: Making An Indian From A Pile Of Shit
From: LABLaughs.com in 2003 (309b)
Once there was this indian sitting
in the middle of
the road stirring a pile of shit. Someone called the
sherrif to report what was happening. When the sherrif
arrived he asked the old Indian "What do you think your
The Indian looked up, not bothering
to stop his stirring
and then looked back down. "I'm making another Indian"
was his reply.
The sherrif said, "I suppose
you think your pretty
funny. Lets see you make a white man."
The old Indian looked down at
the pile then looked back
up at the sherrif and said, "I can't do that."
"Why not?" asked the sherrif.
The Indian answered with a smile
on his face "Not enough
Hopi Rainbow Prophecy
From: Laney Huda
..........in 2013 (S858)
to read Hopi Rainbow Prophecy from the
New Mexico Gathering.
Subj: Native American Souveniers (S234)
From: Scott's Joke Archive in 2001
Artifacts are a major portion
of an Indian reservation's
economy. Annually, thousands of tourists visit reservations
and most will not leave without purchasing at least one
momento of the traditional Indian culture.
One enterprising Indian was able
to outsell his competitors
in the sale of wooden dolls by selling them at only a
fraction of the cost others had to charge.
On examination of his dolls they
found that where
traditionally hard wood was used, this Indian would use
cheap pine on which he glued thin pieces of fine mahogany,
thus being able to produce the dolls at only a fraction
of the cost.
While he claimed his dolls were
still authentic, his
competitors complained that any doll made by him was
only a cheap Sioux veneer.
Subj: Why Indians Have Feathers In Headdress
From: ICohen in 2000 (S179)
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary
on the customs of
American Indians. While touring a reservation during the
documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the
number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a
brave who only had one feather in his headdress and his
reply was, "Me have only one squaw, me only have one feather."
Feeling the first fellow was
only joking she asked another
brave. This brave had four feathers in his headdress. And
he replied, "Ugh, me have four feathers because me sleep
with four squaw."
Still not convinced the feathers
indicated the number of
squaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now
the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless
to say amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you
have so many feathers in your headdress?"
The Chief proudly pounded his
chest and said, "Me Chief, me
sleep with em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with
Horrified, Ms.Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
The Chief replied, "You damn
right, me hung, big like buffalo,
long like snake."
Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style,
dog-style, wolf-style, any
style me sleep with em all."
With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear"
The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
Subj: Two Drunks In A Car And The Indian
From: thebartend in 2000 (S161)
There was this party in the woods
and all of a sudden there
was a downpour of thunder and rain. These two young guys
ran for about 10 minutes in the pouring rain, finally
reaching their car just as the rain let up. They jumped in
the car, started it up and headed down the road, laughing
and, of course, still drinking one beer after the other.
All of a sudden an old Indian
man's face appeared in the
passenger window and tapped lightly on the window! The
passenger screamed out, "eeeeekkk! Look at my window!!!
There's an old Indian guy's face there!" (Was this a ghost?)
This old Indian man kept knocking, so the driver said, "Well
open the window a little and ask him what he wants!"
So the passenger rolled his window
down part way and said,
scared out of his wits, "What do you want?" The old
Indian softly replied, "You have any tobacco?" The
passenger, terrified, looked at the driver and said, "He
wants tobacco!" "Well offer him a cigarette! HURRY!!" the
So he fumbles around with the
pack and hands the old man a
cigarette and yells, "Step on it!!!" rolling up the window
Now going about 80 miles an hour,
they calm down and they
start laughing again, and the passenger says, "What do you
think of that? The driver says, "I don't know? How could
that be? I am going pretty fast? Then all of a sudden
AGAIN there is a knock on the window and there is the old
Indian man again. "aaaaaaaaa, there he is again!", the
Well see what he wants now!"
yells back the driver. He
rolls down the window a little ways and shakily says "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old Indian quietly asks. The
passenger throws a lighter out the window at him and rolls
up the window and yells, "STEP ON IT!"
They are now going about 100
miles an hour and still
guzzling beer, trying to forget what they had just seen and
heard, when all of a sudden again there is more knocking!
"Oh my God! HE'S BACK!" He rolls down the window and
screams out, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" in stark fear.
The old man gently replies, "You
want some help getting out
of the mud?"
Daylight Saving Time (S669 in Canadian)
From: LABLaughs in 2009
..........Source: (Removed from thepostmanscorner.net)
to see this wonderful drawing with a great
Native American quotation.
Subj: Grandfather Explains How Names Are Chosen
From: ginafm in 2007 (S561)
"Grandfather " he said, " why
do we Indians have such
funny names - like White Cloud and Running Deer ?"
"Well, my boy, when a child is
born and brought out of the
teepee to be shown to the tribe, the father, who carries
the child has the honour of naming the child according to
the tradition of the Great Spirit.
This means that the first thing
that the father sees when
he emerges from the teepee is a sign from the Great Spirit
that the newborn childs spirit is at one with the animal
or part of the country and so has a brotherhood with these
"So, Running Deer's father saw
a running deer and his
spirit entered the child, while White Cloud's father saw a
white cloud and so on."
" Yes that's right. But
tell me, *why do you ask about
these things Two Dogs Fucking?"
Subj: Mom Explains How Names Are Chosen
From: RFSlick in 2005 (S134, S447b)
An Indian boy goes to his mother
one day with a puzzled
look on his face. "Say, Mom, why is my bigger brother
named Mighty Storm?"
She told him, "Because he was
conceived during a mighty
storm." Then he asked, "Why is my sister named
She replied, "Well, your father
and I were in a cornfield
when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"
The mother said, "We were watching
the moon landing while
she was conceived."
Pausing, the Mother Indian asked,
"Tell me, Torn Rubber,
why are you so curious?"
Subj: The Dead Horse Theory (S969)
Posted by Lean-Masdter.com
From: Mike Wilson on Facebook
Subj: Falling Rocks
Long, long ago an old Indian
chief was about to die, so he
called for Geronimo and Falling Rocks, the two bravest
warriors in his tribe. The chief instructed each to go out
and seek buffalo skins. Whoever returned with most skins
would be the new chief.
About a month later, Geronimo
came back with on hundred
pelts, but Falling Rocks never returned. even today as you
drive throughout the west, you can see signs saying:
WATCH OUT FOR FALLING ROCKS!
Subj: Two Indians In A Gay Bar
From: sking in 1997
Two native Indians unwittingly
walk into a gay bar and sit
down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there
sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says,
"How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and
decks the guy, knocking him
unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says,
"Hey Joe, what did you do
Joe replies, "Not sure but it
was something about getting
Subj: Short Indian Jokes
From: tom in 2010 (S700b)
Subj: Henry Ford Quotation (S834)
From: tom in 2012
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by
letting the Government take care of him; better take
a closer look at the American Indian." -- Henry Ford
||Since this quote does not appear on any of the|
Native American And Our Flag
From: ft.apache in 2008 (S582b)
Subj: Indian At Times Square
From: RFSlick in 1998
Some years ago in Times Square in NYC, I observed a native
American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buck-
skin clothes, etc. As a pretty woman would walk by he would
raise his right hand in an Indian greeting, and say "Wanna."
I watched this ritual for about
20 minutes, and I became
more curious as he kept making these greetings. Finally I
couldn't resist any longer. I went up to the native
American and said, "I have been watching you and I am
confused. I thought that Indians say, how?"
He turned to me, obviously quite
annoyed, and said...
"ME KNOW HOW...ME TRYING TO FIND WOMAN WHO WANNA!!"
Captured By Indians (S438b)
From: LABLaughsAdult in 2005
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
"That's okay", replies the Indian,
"I have a reservation."
Paper Art - PPS (S665)
From: ft.apache in 2009
This PowerPoint Show of Paper
Cast Sculptures by
Allen Eckman is excellent. Click 'HERE' to see it.
Indian Summer = Native American Post Equinox Phenomina
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
Man: "Doc you gotta help me,
I keep having strange dreams.
Last night I dreamed I was a wigwam, the night before I
dreamed I was a teepee."
Doc: "You're too tense"
From: humorlist-digest V2 #133 in 1998
"Vegetarian" - Indian word for "lousy hunter"
From: Tom_Adams in 1998
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
From: CatScratch in 2001 (S253)
Illegal aliens have always been
a problem in the United States.
Just ask any Indian.
From: igiggle in 2003 (S332b)
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com in 2005
(S437b in Slogans)
The frog does not drink up the pond in which he lives.
-- Native American Proverb
From: darrell94590 in 2007 (S543b)
"The American Indians found out what happens when
you don't control immigration."
Q: Who killed more Indians than General Custer?
A: Union Carbide
Q: Why do you not hit an Indian
on a bike?
A: Might be your bike.
Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: Brave Sucker!