Subj: Latin and Greek Jokes
(Includes 23 jokes and articles, 16753n,3,cf)
Roman Speaker
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Subj: Latin and Greek Jokes (Includes 23 jokes and articles, 16753n,3,cf) |
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Roman Speaker from Joseph's Free Stuff |
Also see GREEK file - 'Socrates'
Triple Filter Test'
HOOKER2 file - 'A Dick Named Caesar'
JEWISH3 file - 'The Taylor' - Movie
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Dead Poet's Society - Carpe Diem (S657)
From: YouTube.com on 8/6/2009 |
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In this great movie clip, Robin
Williams explains the
Latin phrase "Carpe Diem".
Click on the above source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this great video.
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Subj: The
Death Of Caesar (S530c)
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 3/14/2007
It's a little known fact that
Julius Caesar did not die
from stab wounds by Brutus,
but, rather, was poisoned.
During a sumptuous banquet which
they both attended on
that fateful Ides of March,
Brutus slipped some poisonous
hemlock leaves onto Julius'
salad. (Thus making the world's
first Caesar's salad - no, that's
not the joke, wait for it.)
When Julius slumped over into
his salad, Brutus feigned
concern and asked, "My dear
friend Julius, how many hemlock
leaves have you eaten?" To which
Julius gasped in reply:
"Ate two, Brute."
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Subj: 'When
Was Rome Built?' (S431b, S632)
From: LABLaughs on 4/29/2005
Marilyn, the teacher, asked her
5th grade history class,
"When was Rome built?" and called
on Timothy to answer
first.
"Rome was built at night." was his answer.
"At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor,
holding her ruler firmly
in her boney-knuckled hands.
"How ever did you get such
an idea?"
"Well," gulped the student, hoping
his answer would satisfy
her, "everyone knows Rome wasn't
built in a day."
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Subj: Frazz
Comic Strip (DU)
By Jef Mallett
From: WashingtonPost.com on 4/16/2009
Source: http://comics.com/frazz/
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Subj: Helpful
Little Known Latin Phrases (S75)
From: humorlist-digest V2 #167 on 98-07-06
Die dulci fruere.
Have a nice day.
Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane
debeo congredi.
Excuse me. I've got to see a
man about a dog.
Si hoc signum legere potes, operis
boni in rebus Latinus
alacribus et fructuosis
potiri potes!
If you can read this sign, you
can get a good job in the
fast-paced, high-paying
world of Latin!
Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.
Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum
meum!
Don't you dare erase my hard
disk!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam
omnem mihi dabis, ad caput
tuum saxum immane
mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all
the money, or I will fling an
enormous rock at
your head.
Gramen artificiosum odi.
I hate Astroturf.
Furnulum pani nolo.
I don't want a toaster.
Sentio aliquos togatos contra
me conspirare.
I think some people in togas
are plotting against me.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta
superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey
religious cult.
Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.
Cave ne ante ullas catapultas
ambules.
If I were you, I wouldn't walk
in front of any catapults.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Illiud Latine dici non potest.
You can't say that in Latin.
Vidistine nuper imagines moventes
bonas?
Seen any good movies lately?
Nullo metro compositum est.
It doesn't rhyme.
Non curo. Si metrum non habet,
non est poema.
I don't care. If it doesn't
rhyme, it isn't a poem.
Fac ut gaudeam.
Make my day.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula
rosea et tunica
Caledonia-quam
elenganter concinnatur!
Those green pants go so well
with that pink shirt
and the plaid jacket!
Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam
scio.
Do you want to dance? I know
the Funky Broadway.
Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking a
lot.
Utinam barbari spatium proprium
tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal
space!
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate
you in the mall!
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam
totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your
entire philosophy!
Radix lecti
Couch potato
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Subj: Short
Latin Jokes
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Subj: Marcus
Tullius Cicero Quote From 55 B.C. (S733)
From: Carfal on 1/29/2011
Source: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/cicero-plan.htm
"The arrogance of officialdom
should be tempered and controlled,
and assistance to foreign hands
should be curtailed, lest Rome
fall."
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Peanuts Comic Strips (DU)
By Charles M. Schulz From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/21/2009 |
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From: RFSlick on 98-12-09 (S99)
VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I
saw, I did a little shopping.
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/5/2002 (S296b)
It is unbecoming for young men
to utter maxims.
-- Aristotle (384-322
B.C.)
From: LABLaughsClean on 9/13/2004 (S452b
- weddings)
"The appropriate age for marriage
is around eighteen
for girls and thirty-seven
for men." -- Aristotle.
From: LABLaughsClean on 10/17/2006
(S509b)
"The best political community
is formed by citizens of the
middle class." -- Aristotle
(384 BC - 322 BC), Politics
From: LABLaughsClean on 9/17/2009 (S662b)
"We make war that we may live
in peace."
-- Aristotle
From: igiggle on 1/13/2005 (S416b -
slogans)
By learning you will teach;
by teaching you will learn.
-- Latin Proverb
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