Latin_America

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Subj: Latin American Jokes - Movie
(Includes 13 jokes and articles, 30733n,8,cf)

Also see DARWIN AWRDS2- 'Bullfighting'
         FACTS4 file - 'Manslaughter'
         FACTS5 file - 'Teens Rob Bus'
         THO-TIME-SUPP- 'Thousands Expect Apocalypse in 2012'
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Subj:     Brazilian Dancing Baby (S701)
          From: RDobry on 6/17/2010
Photo from AOL Intro Screen on 6/17/10

Source1: http://www.parentdish.com/2010/06/17
........../another-dancing-baby-makes-the-rounds/
Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbvXPF8aMhs

This dancing baby, who hails from the dance capital of
the universe, Brazil, grooves an enviable samba. But
many don't believe it's real video, including Today
show anchor Ann Curry. After looking at the video
several times, I believe it is real. Click on either
source, or 'HERE' for my copy, and judge for yourself.

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Subj:     Going To School In The Jungle (S573c)
          From: darrellvip on 1/15/2008

This 8,500 KB movie shows how a small Columbian village
travel to the outside world. Click 'HERE' to view.

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Subj:     Man Robs Buenos Aires Gas Station 100 Times (S310, DU)
          From: jerry on 1/6/2003

The owner of a Buenos Aires gasoline station, after being
robbed by a man more than 100 times, with no response ever
from the police, has decided to hire the man as his head
of security.

"If I had to give him some money every month under a gun
menace, I prefer to have him working for me. ... after
having robbed us so many times, he knows everything about
the gas station," says Andr?s Pietro, the gas station owner.

Channel Oeste cable news (Argentina) via Ananova (UK) 6-Jan-03

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Subj:     Ford Assembly Plant in Brazil (S619 in Cars1)
          From: tom on 11/17/2008
Photo from Info.DetNews.com

Source: http://info.detnews.com/video/index.cfm?id=1189

This is a video of a new Ford plant in Brazil. One look at
this and you will be able to tell why there will probably
never be another one built in the USA. It will also point
out why more assembly plants will go offshore. Pay attention
to the last few words. It says a lot!

You can watch the video at the above source, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Brazil's Anti-Smoking Campaign (S262, S583c)
          From: jerry on 2/5/2002

It was supposed to REDUCE the sale of cigarettes, but the
net effect is that it is INCREASING the sale of cigarettes.

When Brazil put graphic photos, depicting physical problems
caused by smoking, like deformed babies, on cigarette
packages they expected to put people off smoking. But
collecting all the packages with all the different designs
has sparked an increase in cigarette sales.

The most popular pack is the one depicting a man suffocating.

Ananova 30-Jan-02

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Subj:     Brazilian Toyota Commercial
          From: tom
          on 7/23/2008 (S602b in Cars-supp)

You can view this cute, short commercial by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Short Latin American Jokes

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Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S676)
          By Dan Piraro
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/28/2009

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king.html?name=Bizarro&date=20091221
Click 'HERE' to see this cute Bizarro cartoon.

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Subj:     Brazilian Bed Advertisements (S554b)
          From: SCOTCOB
          on 8/24/2007

You can see these five pictures with nudity on
my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Machu Picchu (S555b)
          From: darrellvip
          on 9/5/2007

This 2,700 KB PowerPoing Show is about Machu Picchu.
The Inca empire site was constructed about 1450 in Peru.
This slice show is beautiful and well worth the time.
Click 'HERE' to see it on my web site.

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Subj:     Stremnaya Road, Bolivia (S527c in Cars-Supp)
          From: edapsmas
          on 2/21/2007

This 700 KB Power Point Show is amazing. It is the Stremnaya
Road in Bolivia, South America. It is nicknamed "the road of
death' and you will take no convincing after seeing this set
of pictures. Click 'HERE' to see the slide show on my site.

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
registered blood donors.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to
witness the act. (shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. (...we have to presume
this was abig enough problem that they had to pass this law...?)

From: KMacinty on 8/24/99 (S134)
Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
A: Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.

From: Robert P. on 10/12/03 (S350b)
Q: Why don't Puerto Ricans like blow jobs?
A: They're afraid that it will interfere with their unemployment.

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