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Subj:.Going Upstairs To Get Paddy's Slippers 
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/9/2009 
      and From: rfslick on 4/2/2010 (S672, S689b)
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Paddy Has A Broken Leg
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Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes
over to see him.  Mick says, "How you doin?"

"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run
upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19 year
own twin daughters lying on the bed.
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He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex
with both of you." 

They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?" 

Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's
the point of just fuckin' one?" 
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