(Includes 12 jokes and articles, 17744,11,cf)
Arab man from
WebGifs.net
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Middle East Jokes Supp
(Includes 12 jokes and articles, 17744,11,cf) |
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Arab man from WebGifs.net |
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Maz Jobrani, Iranian-American
Comedian On TED (S711 in Quo-comed-sup) From: Wimp.com on 8/31/2010 |
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A founding member of the Axis
of Evil Comedy Tour, standup
comic Maz Jobrani riffs on the
challenges and conflicts of
being Iranian-American -- "like,
part of me thinks I should
have a nuclear program; the
other part thinks I can't be
trusted ..." Click on
either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy,
to hear this great comedian
on TED.
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The Dubai Fountain In Baba Yetu (S694)
From: Wimp.com on 5/02/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to watch
these beautiful fountains explode
to wonderful music.
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Saddam Hussein Freedom Fighters (S647b)
From: edapsmas on 5/27/2009 |
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Click 'HERE' to see this cute, silly movie.
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Capture Three (S626)
From: darrellvip on 1/8/2009
Dan Rather, Katie Couric and
an Israeli sergeant were all
captured by terrorists in Iraq.
The leader of the terrorists
told them that he would grant
them each one last request
before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a
Texan, so I'd like one last
bowlful of hot spicy chili."
The leader nodded to an underling
who left and returned with
the chili. Rather ate
it all and said, "Now I can die content."
Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter
to the end. I want to
take out my tape recorder and
describe the scene here and
what's about to happen.
Maybe someday someone will hear it
and know that I was on the job
till the end."
The leader directed an aide to
hand over the tape recorder
and Couric dictated some comments.
She then said, "Now I
can die happy."
The leader turned and said, "And
now, Mr. Israeli tough guy,
what is your final wish?" "Kick
me in the ass," said the
soldier."
"What?" asked the leader? "Will
you mock us in your last
hour?" "No, I'm not kidding.
I want you to kick me in the
ass," insisted the Israeli.
So the leader shoved him into
the open and kicked him in
the ass. The soldier went
sprawling, but rolled to his
knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
from under his flack jacket,
and shot the leader dead. In
the resulting confusion, he
jumped to his knapsack, pulled
out his carbine and sprayed
the terrorists with gunfire.
In a flash, all terrorists
were either dead or fleeing
for their lives.
As the soldier was untying Rather
and Couric, they asked
him, "Why didn't you just shoot
them in the beginning?
Why did you ask them to kick
you in the ass first?"
"What?" replied the Israeli,
"And have you two report
that I was the aggressor?
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Another American Converts To Islam (S744 in Black2)
From: sfo_pilot on 4/17/2011Drawing from SeaNet.com |
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Newest Terrorist Recruit (S703b)
From: Dale Federico on Facebook Drawing
from Millis
Performance Cars...
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McCoy Political Cartoon (S676)
By Glenn McCoy From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/13/2010 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/gm/ Click 'HERE' to see this cute political cartoon. |
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Muslim Demographics (S672 in Nat-Supp)
From: tom on 11/18/2009 Source1: http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/15020411 |
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Click on either above source,
or 'HERE' for my copy,
to see
this movie on Muslim population
growth around the world.
Snopes.com
at Source2 has declared that the movie is
"Mostly False" because of such
things as the following:
| It's true that in recent
years population growth
in EU countries has been primarily driven by immigration, which, for example, accounted for almost 85% of the population growth in EU countries in 2005. However, that statistic includes all immigrants to EU countries, not just Muslims. |
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Underground City of Derinkuyu, Turkey (S658b)
From: lubin100 on 8/5/2009 Photo from Google.com |
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Finding Osama (S655)
By David Gothard From: Illos.com on 7/25/2009 |
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Photo from CrooksAndLiars.com |
Top
Subj: Successful
New Business (S711b)
From: sfo_pilot on 8/31/2010
A friend of mine just started
his own business, making
landmines that look like Muslim
prayer mats.
It’s doing well. Prophets
are going through the roof.
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What Does A Muslim Pussy Look Like (S652b)
From: tom on 7/6/2009 Drawing from The Brothers Slack |
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Auth Political Cartoon (S646b)
By Tony Auth From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/19/2009 |
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Chip Bok Political Cartoon (S646b)
By Chip Bok From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/17/2009 |
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Bizarro Comic Strip (S627b)
By Dan Piraro From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/16/2008 |
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