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Other Nationalities
(Includes 23 jokes and articles, 30855,12,cf,md4,10) |
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Switzerland flag from Animation Factory |
........................Carl Sagan: Pale Blue Dot - Movie (S685)
........................Swiss Meets Two Americans (S274)
........................Brussels Flower Carpet 2008 (S616)
........................Illegal's Poem (S319b)
........................Domino World Record 2009 - Movie (S671)
........................How Yodeling Was Invented (S315, S587)
........................Mieders Alpine Roller Coaster w/No Brakes - Movie (S844)
........................Short Nationality Jokes
.............................A Village With No Roads In Holland (S671b)
.............................Why Did Police Stop Them? (S633)
............................."Getting it Done" in the Third World (S580)
.............................Speaking Many Languages (S325b)
.............................Keukenhof, A Park In Holland - PPS (S540c)
.............................Language Statistics (S323b)
.............................Lake Leman, Switzerland, on January 26, 2005 (S476)
.............................The Running Of The Bulls (S470b)
.............................Belgian Man Has Marble Addiction - Movie (S698b)
Also see BALLS file - 'Holland
Man Castrated In Hospital' - Movie
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'Cojones'
BIRDS-SUPP - 'Goose
Parade In Belgium!' - Movie
BIG_CATS - 'Shade'
DIFFERENCES2 - 'Geography
Of A Woman/Man'
ELDERLY4-SUPP- 'A Group
Of Elderly Tour Holland'
FACTS3 file - 'Silver
Bullet:'
HEAD-ADS-SUP2- 'TNT
Ad - Push To Add Drama' - Movie
LISTS-SUPP - 'Top
Ten Of Everything; Interesting'
LOVE file - 'Love
In Many Languages'
OTH-ANIM-SUP2- 'The
Tamri Goats Of Morocco'
OTHER-SPORTS - 'Icelandic
Soccer Toilet Celebration' - Movie
PHONE-SUPP - 'Stare
At The Samsung S4 For 60 Minutes To Win It' - Movie
QUOTES-CMD-SP- 'Crazy
World by Chris Rock'
WAITER-SUPP - 'The
Ultimate Racial Joke'
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Yakko's Nations of the World (S767d)
From: Wimp.com on 9/1/2011 (in Nat-Supp) Drawing
from Wikipedia.org...
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Source2: http://www.wimp.com/worldnations/
Source3: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animaniacs
Steven Spielberg Presents Animaniacs,
usually referred
to as simply Animaniacs, is
an American animated series,
distributed by Warner Bros.
Produced by Amblin Enter-
tainment and Warner Bros. Animation.
The cartoon was
the second animated series produced
by the collaboration
of Steven Spielberg and Warner
Bros. This animation
was done during the animation
renaissance of the late
1980s and early 1990s.
Animaniacs had a variety of music
types. Many Animaniacs
songs were parodies of classical
or folk music with a
educational lyrics, such as
Yakko listing the "Nations
of the World" to the tune of
the Mexican Hat Dance.
Click on either of the top two
sources, or 'HERE'
for
my copy, to see all the nations
of the world shown and
their names stated in song in
under two minutes. The
video is cute.
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Carl Sagan: Pale Blue Dot (S685d)
From: Wimp.com on 2/24/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lm6pEhykhs
The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph
of planet Earth taken
in 1990 by Voyager 1 from a
record distance, showing it
against the vastness of space.
By request of Carl Sagan,
NASA commanded the Voyager 1
spacecraft, having completed
its primary mission and now
leaving the solar system, to
turn its camera around and to
take a photograph of Earth.
It was subsequently used by
Sagan as the title of his 1994
book of the same name.
Click on either above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see this wonderful, thoughtful
video.
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Subj: Swiss
Meets Two Americans (S274)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 5/3/2002
A Swiss man, looking for directions,
pulls up at a bus
stop where two Americans are
waiting. "Entschuldigung,
koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?"
he asks. The two
Americans just stare at him.
"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?"
he tries. The two
continue to stare.
"Parlare Italiano?" No response.
"Hablan ustedes Espanol?" Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely
disgusted. The first
American turns to the second
and says, "Y'know, maybe we
should learn a foreign language."
"Why?" says the other. "That
guy knew four languages, and
it didn't do him any good."
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Brussels Flower Carpet 2008 (S616d)
From: darrellvip on 10/26/2008 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24t1fq3RRg
Source3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQIzpvUDihc
Every two years people can admire
the carpet of flowers on
the Grand Place in Brussels.
This year, 700,000 begonias
form the largest tapestry of
the Savonnerie in the world.
You can see four photos and
two movies about this wonderful
celebration at the three above
sources, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Illegal's
Poem (S319b)
From: DafterLafter on 3/4/2003
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
we send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you
wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in mother-land;
tell them come fast as you can.
They come in turbans and Ford
trucks,
I buy big house with welfare
bucks.
They come here, we live together,
more welfare checks, it gets
better!
Fourteen families, they moving
in,
but neighbor's patience wearing
thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
now I buy his house, and then
I say,
"Find more aliens for house to
rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare
cash!
Everything is very good,
and soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby -- it's called
breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need
pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
to keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white
man race.
If they no like us, they can
scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
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Domino World Record 2009 (S671)
From: AOL on 11/17/2009 |
In Holland, 4,491,863 dominoes
fell in a sequence lasting
one-and-half-hours. Click
on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this world
record accomplishment.
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Subj: How
Yodeling Was Invented (S315, S587)
From: JokesUncut on 1/22/2003
Have you ever wondered where
and how yodeling began?
California? Oregon? Switzerland?
Most believe it
originated in Switzerland, but
here's the real version.
Many years ago a man was traveling
through the mountains of
Switzerland. Nightfall
was rapidly approaching and he had
nowhere to sleep. He went
up to a farmhouse and asked the
farmer if he could spend the
night. The farmer told him that
he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer's
daughter came down from
upstairs and asked her father,
"Who is that man going into
the barn?"
"That's some fellow traveling
through," said the farmer.
"He needs a place to stay for
the night, so I said he could
sleep in the barn."
The daughter said, "Perhaps he
is hungry." So she prepared
him a plate of food and took
it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter
returned. Her clothing
disheveled and straw in her
hair. Straight up to bed she
went.
The farmer's wife was very observant.
She then suggested
that perhaps the man was thirsty.
So she fetched a bottle
of wine, took it out to the
barn, and she too did not
return for an hour. Her
clothing was askew, her blouse
buttoned incorrectly and her
hair all messed up. She also
headed straight to bed.
The next morning at sunrise the
man in the barn got up and
continued on his journey, waving
to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and
learned that the visitor was
gone, she broke into tears.
"How could he leave without
even saying goodbye," she cried.
"We made such passionate
love last night!"
"What?" shouted the father as
he angrily ran out of the
house looking for the man, who
by now was halfway up the
mountain. The farmer screamed
up at him, "I'm going to
get you! You had sex with my
daughter!"
The man looked back down from
the mountainside, cupped his
hand next to his mouth, and
yelled out, "LAIDTHEOLADEETOO."
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Mieders Alpine Roller Coaster w/No Brakes
Video cam footage by David J. Ellis From: AFine963 on 3/14/2013 (S844d) |
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Source2: http://zanylol.com/coaster.html
This is a single-pipe alpine
coaster in Mieders, Austria.
You reach the summit via a cablecar
and then sit on a small
car with a brake lever and off
you go. Having ridden it
once using a little braking,
I decided to try it a second
time without using the brakes.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to enjoy
this jaw dropping, high-speed,
brakeless journey down the
mountain. This is SCARY!
Subj: Short
Nationality Jokes
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Subj:
A Village With No Roads In Holland (S671b)
From: darrellvip on 11/19/2009 |
........./Village-in-Holland-with-No-Roads.html
Giethoorn, a village in the Dutch province of Overijssel,
is an international tourist attraction in the Netherlands.
In the old part of the village, there were no roads and
all transport was done by water. Now there is a cycling
path. Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
to see fourteen photos of this very beautiful village.
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Why Did Police Stop Them? (S633 in Harley)
From: tom on 9/19/2009 Or, "Why I love Barcelona!!!!!" |
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ride through Barcelona, Spain.
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Subj:
"Getting it Done" in the Third World (S580)
From: ginafm on 3/2/2008 |
and stupidity. Click 'HERE' to view them.
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Subj: Speaking
Many Languages (S325b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/21/03
A person who speaks two languages
is bilingual...A person
who speaks three languages is
trilingual...A person who
speaks four or more languages
is multilingual.
What is a person who speaks one language?
An American.
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Keukenhof, A Park In Holland (S540c)
From: darrell94590 on 5/20/2007 |
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park in Holland. You can view it on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Language
Statistics (S323b)
From: jerry on 4/7/2003
Here are the most widely spoken
languages in the world:
1. Mandarin -- 1 billion speakers
2. English -- 508 million
3. Hindustani -- 497 million
4. Spanish -- 293 million
5. Russian -- 277 million
6. Arabic -- 246 million
7. Bengali -- 211 million
8. Portuguese -- 191 million
9. Malay-Indonesian - 159 million
10. French - 129 million
Scottish Daily Record 19-Mar-03
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Subj: Lake Leman, Switzerland,
on January 26, 2005 (S476)
From: darrell94590 on 2/21/2006 |
could be beautiful, view these pictures on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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The Running Of The Bulls (S470b)
From: LABLaughsClean2 on 1/18/2006 |
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The fact that a photographer even took this picture amazed
me enough that I had to include it on my site. You can
view the picture at the source above, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Belgian Man Has Marble Addiction (S698b,d)
From: Wimp.com on 6/1/2010 |
Source2: http://www.wimp.com/marbleaddiction/
Belgian Television News captures
the story of a bizarre
man with a marble addiction.
Click on either source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see this strange story.
When I was twelve years old,
every kid in my neighborhood
built a marble shoot in their
closet. We would see whose
shoot would take the longest
for the marble to reach the
floor. No one wanted to
destroy their shoots, but we needed
the stuff on the shelves.
Today I'm hooked on bridge, Zoo
World, and collecting jokes,
so I can relate to this happy,
strange, old man.
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.
Percentage of Africa that is
wilderness: 28%
Percentage of North America
that is wilderness: 38%
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola
per capita than
any other nation.
The only nation who's name begins
with an "A", but doesn't
end in an "A" is Afghanistan.
From: joke-of-the-day.com on 4/2/2003
(S322b)
If you reject the food, ignore
the customs, fear the
religion and avoid the people,
you should just stay
home. -- James Michener
From: JBCARY1 on 8/22/2001 (S238)
Q: What do Eskimos get from
sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
From: igiggle on 1/23/2006 (S471c)
Q: If a man was born in Australia,
worked in America and
died in Europe,
what is he?
A: Dead
From: LABLaughs.com on 4/27/2007 (S540b)
Q: What do you call a Korean
family with just one dog?
A: Vegetarians
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