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Subj:     Artist Jokes
                 (Includes 55 jokes and articles, 28998,38,cf,wYT2b,23)

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Includes the following:  Blind Man Paints - Video (S955 in Supp2)
.........................3Doodler 3D Pen - Video (S949 in Supp2)
.........................Pencil Portrait By Shania McDonagh (S900 in Supp2)
.........................Nicolas Cage Art Party - Paintings/Video (S899 in Supp2)
.........................TEDx: The Power Of X - Kaleidoscope (S949 in Supp2)
.........................Man And His Son Collected Art (DU in Supp2)
.........................The Incredible Work - Origami Video (S945 in Supp2)
.........................'Living The Dream' - Wire Sculpture (S914 in Supp2)
.........................The Painters: (S83 in Supp2)
.........................Yarn Bowl - Photo (S957 in Supp2)
.........................Miniature Art on the Tip of Pencil (S832 in Supp2)
.........................Kinetic Wind Mobile Sculpture - Video (S938 in Supp2)
.........................Texas Country Reporter - The Tiki Man - Video (S845 -Supp2)
.........................Water Drawing - Video (S687 in Supp2)
.........................Bioshock Chainsaw Sculpture - Video (S687b in Supp2)
.........................When The Stairs Become Art - 20 Pictures (S975 in Supp2)
.........................Loving Vincent - Trailer 2016 (S998 in Supp2)
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.........................The Edge Of The Cliff (S932 in Supp)
.........................Norman Rockwell Paintings (in Supp)
.........................A Real Democracy By Mr.Fish (S820 in Supp)
.........................Cutting By Mikito Ozeki - Video (S785 in Supp)
.........................Sistine Chapel -- Virtual Tour (S739 in Supp)
.........................TED: Lifelike Kinetic Sculptures - Video (S734 in Supp)
.........................Denis Dutton: Darwinian Theory Of Beauty - Video (S723-Sup)
.........................Realistic 3D Projection On A Building - Video (S705 in Sup)
.........................Sand Artist: Peter Donnelly - Video (S692)
.........................Ole, The Famous Minnesota Painter (S827 in Supp)
.........................Cool Space Painting - Video (S678b in Supp)
.........................Van Gogh Museum Concert - PPS (S669 in Supp)
.........................Famous People Painting (S645 in Supp)
.........................Art In The Eye Of A Needle (S615 in Supp)
.........................Amazing Lego - Video (S565 in Supp)
.........................Redneck Art - Video (S598c in Supp)
.........................Doug Landis' Mouth Art - Videos (S663 in Supp)
.........................Mona Lisa Recreated With Coffee - Video (S673 in Supp)
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.........................Burning Man 2011: Steampunk Octopus - Video (S920)
.........................Learn How To Draw (S518)
.........................Gogh family (S443)
.........................42 Jim Warren Paintings (S395)
.........................British Art (S265c, DU)
.........................Painting The Last Supper (S169, DU)
.........................3D Drawing By Stefan Pabst - Video (S968)
.........................Artist's Paintings Sell (S224, DU)
.........................Artist And The Nude Model (DU)
.........................The Crevasse - Making Of 3D Street Art - Video (S971)
.........................Short Artist Jokes
..............................Mona Lisa - Animated GIF (S984 in Supp2)
..............................Le'gogh - Oil Painting (S898 in Supp2)
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..............................Abstract Eye Ball Painting (S866 in Supp)
..............................Why Did Marcel Duchamp Give Up Art? (S865 in Supp)
..............................SWF Kaleidoscope (S811 in Supp)
..............................Pixel People Perfection (S807 in Supp)
..............................14 Steps To Put On A Bikini (S741 in Supp)
..............................Cottonwood Trees (S715 in Supp)
..............................Super Fast Spray Paint Artist - Video (S704b in Supp)
..............................3D Murals By John Pugh (S695 in Supp)
..............................Elephant Paints Self-Portrait - Video (S677 in Supp)
..............................Beer Can Model Cars (S674 in Supp)
..............................Alfred Sisley, Le Couple Painting (S889 in Supp)
..............................Leonardo da Vinci Made Out Of Nails (S668 in Supp)
..............................Paper Art - PPS (S665 in Supp)
..............................Rice Field Art (S657 in Supp)
..............................The Painter Of Light - PPS (S653 in Supp)
..............................Typewriter Art By Paul Smith (S614b in Supp)
..............................How To Draw Famous People (S611b in Supp)
..............................Shoe Comic Strip (DU)
..............................Weird Sculptures And Statues (S606 in Supp)
..............................Double Vision (S596b in Supp)
..............................Animator Versus Animation - Video (S592 in Supp)
..............................Kaleidoscope (S592 in Supp)
..............................Country Folk Artist (S591 in Supp)
..............................Balloon Twisting Dresses (S578b in Supp)
..............................Bullet Art W/Hi-Speed Camera - Video (S575b in Supp)
..............................Sand Artist - Ilana Yahav - Video (S573b in Supp)
..............................The Trapeze - Painting (S893 in Supp)
..............................Images With Music (S563c in Supp)
..............................Dust Art (S561b in Supp)
..............................More Dust Art By Scott Wade (S597 in Supp)
..............................I'm Alive - PPS (S553b in Supp)
..............................Paintjam With Dan Dunn - Video (549 in Supp)
..............................Scotch Tape Art (S541c in Supp)
..............................Tire Sculptures (S674b in Supp)
..............................28 New Sidewalk Drawings (S610, S688b in Supp)
..............................Popsicle Stick Riddle (S825 in Supp)
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..............................Animated Stickman (S502b)
..............................When God Paints (S519)
..............................More Strange Statues Of The World (S511c)
..............................Swimming Pool Art - PPS (S509c)
..............................A Single Sheet Of Paper... (S508)
..............................Christofer Gilbert's Artwork (S505b)
..............................Microscopic Art (S500)
..............................Crop Circles (S498b)
..............................Musee du Louvre - PPS (S496)
..............................Sand Sculptures From Vancouver (S490)
..............................Nine Ice Scupltures (S479)
..............................Four Mobius Benches (S481c)
..............................10 Statues (S481b)
..............................Dogs Made From Flowers (S479c)
..............................Can Food Art (S469)
..............................artPad (S459b)
..............................Mickey Mouse Clipart (S458b)
..............................Amazing Wood Carver (S455)
..............................Sand Animation - Video (S447b)
..............................Cakes As Art (S447 in Food-Etc)
..............................Niagra Shopping Mall (S445)
..............................Hospital Mural (S444b)
..............................Chinese Watermelon Art (S442b in Chinese)
..............................ZoomQuilt Art (S442)
..............................Brick Art Work (S431)
..............................9 Sand Sculptures (S429, S673)
..............................Eggshell Art 1 to 6 (S429)
..............................The Five Street Art Pictures (S424)
..............................The Three More Street Art Pictures  (S455b)
..............................Four More Amazing Street Paintings (S658)
..............................Panting on Side of House (S418b)
..............................Make Your Own Picasso Picture (S362b)
..............................Photo Removed From Exhibit (S269d)
..............................Large Art (S257)

Also see ASCII ART 1  - (see whole file)
         ASCII ART 2  - (see whole file)
         ASCII ART 3  - (see whole file)
         ASIAN file   - 'Japanese Mall Fountain'
.........BAR1 file    - 'Where Do Astronauts Hangout? - Drawing
         BIOLOGY file - 'Evolution animated GIF' - Escher Type Tessellation
         BLACKS2 file - 'Painting Of Three Nude Black Men'
         BUCKLEY file - 'Lord Buckley'
         COMPUTERS1   - 'Facebook Pencil Drawing'
         CONTRACTOR   - 'Lego Wall Repairs' - 4 Photos and a Video
         DOG1 file    - 'How To Draw A Dog'
         ELDERLY4-SUPP- 'The Soul Inside' - Painting
         FOOD_ETC file- 'The Clown and the Colonel - Painting/Sketch'
         FOOD_ETC-SUPP- 'Foodscape'
         FROG file    - 'Frog Women' - Photo
         GHOSTS file  - 'The 9 Most Haunting Abandoned Places On Earth' - Photos
         HARLEY file  - 'Biker For Life!!!!' - Painting
         HORSE-SUPP   - 'Justin, The Artistic Horse' - Video
         HOW MANY...  - 'How Many Art Students To Change Light Bulb?'
         KIDS2 file   - 'Class Draws On Chalkboardn (Little Johnny)'
         KIDS4 file   - 'Crayon Color Quiz'
         LAWYER1 file - 'The Art Collector's Wife'
         LIBRARY file - 'Book Sculpture' by Luciana Frigerio
         JESUS file   - 'Last Supper In Sand'
         JOB-STUFF-SUP- 'Painted Ceiling In The Smoking Area'
         MARRIAGE5    - 'Wife Has Portrait Painted'
         MATH4b-SUPP  - 'Artist's Puzzle'
         MOVIES-SUPP  - 'La Linea - Interactive' - Video (in yyPictures)
.........NEW YOEK-SUPP- 'Rain Room at MoMA New York' - Video
         NUDIST file  - 'Chameleon By Johannes Stotter' - Video
         OTH-ANIM-SUPP- 'Theo Jansen's Strandbeests' - Video
         OTH-ANIM-SUP2- 'Puffer Fish Creates Sand Art On Ocean Floor' - Video
         OTHER_NATIONS- '360 Degree Photo of Cape Town' - Interactive SWF
         OTHER-OCCUP  - 'Grand Canyon Photographer'
         POLICE1 file - 'Secret Superman' - Painting
         PSYCHOLOGY   - 'Color Quiz'
         RATS_MICE    - 'Ellen Gareckie's Mice' - Drawings
         RUSSIAN file - 'Fat Cat Art By Svetlana Petrova' - Painting
         SANTA-SUPP   - 'Santa With Elf Painting'
         SCIENCE2 file- 'The Feynman Series (part 1) - Beauty - Video
         SHIP-SUPP    - 'Painting Of A Spanish Galleon In Port'
         STARTRK-SPAC1- 'Kubu Night Sky - Photograph'
......................- '9 Freezer Friday Drawings'
         STARTREK-SUPP- 'Bad, Bad Walker' - Drawing
         SUPERHEROES  - 'Nanna Nanna Batman' - Drawing
         THOUGHTS-LND1- 'Daffodils'
......................- 'Voltaire Quote'
         THOU-WARM-SUP- 'Pooh And Piglet' - Drawing
         TRAIN file   - 'Glide 2' - Video
         TREES file   - 'A Tree, And A Wall Create A Picture Of A Face' - Photo
         TRUCK-BUS    - 'Patriotic Trucker'
         WORD_JOKS-SUP- 'Pearls Before Swine'

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Subj:     Burning Man 2011: Steampunk Octopus (S920d)
          Created by Duane Flatmo
          Posted by Mark Day
          From: Clarisa Roberts on Facebook
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/GMfzFIERJIg
 Source2: http://www.elpulpomecanico.com/
 Source3: http://beakerhead.org/event/art-on-
..........fire-el-pulpo-mecanico/2014-09-10/

 The 'El Pulpo' is a combination of art and technology melded
 together.  We built this knowing that it would be fun to watch
 as the giant cam spun up through the center moving the tentacles
 and eyes in and out while fire spewed from the tentacles and
 head.  No hydraulics or computers were used in this contraption.
 We built the sculpture primarily out of recycled and used junk
 found at our local scrap yard.  The truck we started with, was
 a 1973 Ford 250 4x4.  Click on the top source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see the Steampunk Octopus at Burning Man 2011.

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Subj:     Learn How To Draw (S518)
          From: auntiegah on 12/12/2006

 Learn to draw a woman from the inside out,
               a park bench,
               a flower growing,
               a woman's face,
               a tiger in the jungle,
              and to draw 9,837 other objects

               by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Gogh family (S443)
          From: darrell94590 on 7/14/2005

 HERE I GOGH

 Van Gogh's Family Tree
 His dizzy aunt -------------------------------- Verti Gogh
 The brother who ate prunes -------------------- Gotta Gogh
 The brother who worked at a convenience store - Stop n Gogh
 The grandfather from Yugoslavia --------------- U Gogh
 The cousin from Illinois ---------------------- Chica Gogh
 His magician uncle ---------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
 His Mexican cousin ---------------------------- A mee Gogh
 The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---- Gring Gogh
 The nephew who drove a stage coach------------- Wells-far Gogh
 The constipated uncle ------------------------- Cant Gogh
 The ballroom dancing aunt --------------------- Tang Gogh
 The bird lover uncle -------------------------- Flamin Gogh
 His nephew psychoanalyst ---------------------- E Gogh
 The fruit loving cousin ----------------------- Man Gogh
 An aunt who taught positive thinking ---------- Way-to Gogh
 The little bouncy nephew ---------------------- Poe Gogh
 A sister who loved disco ---------------------- Go Gogh His niece
 who travels in a van -------------------------- Winnie Bay Gogh

 "And there ya Gogh"!!!!

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Subj:    42 Jim Warren Paintings (S395)
          From: igiggle on 8/18/2004 
 Source: (Removed from jimwarren.com)
 

 Click on the source above to view all
 42 paintings.  The chair to the right
 was sold to raise money for a charity.

This painting is titled
"Dolphin Encounters"

This painting is titled
"Living in a
Jim Warren Painting"

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Subj:     British Art (S265c, DU)
          By Dave Barry
          From: jerry on 2/25/2002

 According to humor columnist, Dave Barry,  "We Americans
 tend to assume that the British are more intelligent than
 we are, because they speak with British accents.  That's
 why we need to know about the Turner Prize."  The Turner
 Prize is an esteemed award giving in the UK for art
 achievement.

 Before you go and read Dave Barry's very funny piece on
 the Turner prize (Thanks Autymn for finding this!) we
 have to set the stage by awarding a "This ain't art,"
 bonehead award to the Ikon Gallery in Birmingham, UK,
 which, using public funding, has paid for an "art exhibit,"
 which is nothing more than a constantly repeating video
 tape of ten Cuban men masturbating.  It leaves nothing to
 the imagination.

 And what says the city's licensing committee?

 One member, who says she's calling in the police, states,
 "No one wants to say this kind of thing is rubbish because
 they want to sound arty but I'm not afraid to say it."

 And what says the gallery?

 They say it's a serious attempt to convey the impact that
 the sex trade had on the lives of ordinary people..

 Sorry, we lost interest.

 The Times (London) 25-Feb-02
 http://www.tate.org.uk/visit/tate-britain/turner-prize
 or
 http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-32706928

 Now that you get the idea, you're ready to read Dave Barry's
 funny commentary on the UK's Turner award:
 http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2002-02-17/news/
 0202140062_1_martin-creed-paper-crumpled-turner-prize

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Subj:     Painting The Last Supper (S169, DU)
          From: smiles on 4/24/00

 The story of the painting, The Last Supper, is extremely
 interesting and instructive.  The two incidents connected
 with it afford a most convincing lesson on the effects of
 right thinking or wrong thinking in the life of a boy or
 girl, or of a man or a woman.

 The Last Supper was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci, a noted
 Italian artist; and the time engaged for its completion
 was seven years.  The figures representing the twelve
 Apostles and Christ himself were painted from living persons.
 The life-model for the painting of the figure of Jesus was
 chosen first.

 When it was decided that Da Vinci would paint this great
 picture, hundreds and hundreds of young men were carefully
 viewed in an endeavor to find a face and personality
 exhibiting innocence and beauty, free from the scars and
 signs of dissipation caused by sin.

 Finally, after weeks of laborious searching, a young man
 nineteen years of age was selected as a model for the
 portrayal of Christ. For six months, Da Vinci worked on
 the production of this leading character of his famous
 painting.

 During the next six years, Da Vinci continued his labors
 on this sublime work of art. One by one fitting persons
 were chosen to represent each of the eleven Apostles;
 space being left for the painting of the figure representing
 Judas Iscariot as the final task of this masterpiece.  This
 was the Apostle, you remember, who betrayed his Lord for
 thirty pieces of silver, worth in our present day, currency
 of $16.96.

 For weeks, Da Vinci searched for a man with a hard callous
 face, with a countenance marked by scars of avarice, deceit,
 hypocrisy, and crime; a face that would delineate a character
 who would betray his best friend.

 After many discouraging experiences in searching for the type
 of person required to represent Judas, word came to Da Vinci
 that a man whose appearance fully met his requirements had
 been found in a dungeon in Rome, sentenced to die for a life
 of crime and murder.

 Da Vinci mad the trip to Rome at once, and this man was
 brought out from his imprisonment in the dungeon and led out
 into the light of the sun.  There Da Vinci saw before him a
 dark, swarthy man; his long, shaggy and unkempt hair sprawled
 over his face, which betrayed a character of viciousness and
 complete ruin. At last, the famous painter had found the
 person he wanted to represent the character of Judas in his
 painting.

 By special permission from the king, this prisoner was
 carried to Milan where the picture was being painted; and
 for months he sat before Da Vinci at appointed hours each
 day as the gifted artist diligently continued his task of
 transmitting to his painting this base character in the
 picture representing the traitor and betrayer of our savior.
 As he finished his last stroke, he turned to the guards and
 said, "I have finished. You may take the prisoner away."

 As the guards were leading their prisoner away, he suddenly
 broke loose from their control and rushed up to Da Vinci,
 crying as he did so, "O, Da Vinci, look at me! Do you not
 know who I am?"

 Da Vinci, with the trained eyes of a great character
 student, carefully scrutinized the man upon whose face he
 had constantly gazed for six months and replied, "No, I
 have never seen you in my life until you were brought
 before me out of the dungeon in Rome."

 Then, lifting his eyes toward heaven, the prisoner said,
 "Oh, God, have I fallen so low?".  Then turning his face
 to the painter he cried, "Leonardo Da Vinci!  Look at me
 again for I am the same man you painted just seven years
 ago as the figure of Christ."

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Subj:     3D Drawing By Stefan Pabst (S968d)
          Greated by PortraitPainter Pabst
          From: Funniest And Craziest Videos on Facebook
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/TAYhfcr6wwQ
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Subj:     Artist's Paintings Sell (S224, DU)
          From: humorlist-digest V3 #8 on 99-01-10
      and From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 5/16/2001

 An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any
 interest in his paintings on display at that time.

 "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The
 good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and
 wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death.
 When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

 "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad
 news?"

 "The guy was your doctor."

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Subj:     Artist And The Nude Model (DU)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #51 on 98-02-22

 Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio
 in his home.  He specialized in nudes, and had been working on
 what he thought would be a masterpiece for several months now.

 As usual, his model reported, and after exchanging the usual
 greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's
 work.  He told her not to bother, that he felt pretty bad with
 a cold he had been fighting.  He added that he would pay her
 for the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted
 some hot tea and then, off to bed.

 The model said, "Oh, please, let me fix it for you.  It's the
 least I can do." He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup
 too.

 They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small
 talk and enjoying their tea, when he heard the front door
 open and close, then some familiar footsteps.

 "Oh my God!!!" he whispered tersely, "It's my wife! Quick!!!
 Take all your clothes off."

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Subj:     The Crevasse - Making Of 3D Street Art (S971d)
          Painting by Edgar Muller
          From: James Canady on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/3SNYtd0Ayt0
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/djftv/videos/1105713782791862/
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 The Crevasse was painted by Edgar Müller at the 'Festival of
 World Culture' in August 2008. It is a giant fissure, in Dun
 Laoghaire, Ireland, spans over 250 square metres and appears
 to show an Ice Age fault. Click 'HERE' to watch it's creation.
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Subj:     Animated Stickman (S502b in Short Jokes)
          From: darrell94590 on 8/30/2006
 To view this cute animated stickman, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     When God Paints (S519)
          From: darrell94590 on 12/27/2006
 You can view these eleven exquisite photos on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     More Strange Statues Of The World
          From: vaterbenicia on 11/4/06 (S511c)
 These are 17 of the strangest monuments, or statues, in the
 world.  You can view them on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Swimming Pool Art - PPS (S509c)
          From: auntiegah on 10/19/2006
 This 1,200 KB Power Point Show is amazing.  I would have
 difficulty diving into this pool.  You can view it on my
 web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     A Single Sheet Of Paper... (S508)
          From: darrell94590 on 10/13/2006
 It's amazing what you can do with a single sheet of paper.
 These twenty-seven pictures were each cut from a single
 sheet of paper.  Click 'HERE' to view them.
 

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Subj:     Christofer Gilbert's Artwork (S505b)
          From: darrell94590 on 9/25/2006
 This Power Point Show contains 22 photo/creations of
 a very good artist.  Click 'HERE' to view the show.
 

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Subj:     Microscopic Art (S500)
          by Willard Wigen
          From: catlynnbray on 8/18/2006
 Sources: http://www.willard-wigan.com/
 Willard Wigan is now emerging as the most globally celebrated
 micro-miniaturist of all time.  He can turning a spec of dust
 into a vision of true beauty.  You can view his art on my site
 by clicking 'HERE'.

 You can see a video about Willard Wigan's art work by clicking
 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Crop Circles (S498b in Aliens)
          From: edapsmas on 8/6/2006
..........Source: (Removed from wired.com)

 Crop Circles Gain Perspective
      By Nigel Watson| Also by this reporter

 Crop circles have started appearing again in the English
 countryside, but this time in a new permutation.

 A crop circle in a complicated three-dimensional design
 was discovered in the first week of July near Ashbury,
 Oxfordshire.  The exaggerated perspective of the formation,
 which is approximately 360 feet in diameter, suggests a
 bird's-eye view of a group of skyscrapers, as though the
 viewer was looking down on a city center from directly
 overhead.

 You can view these Crop Circles by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Musee du Louvre - PPS (S496)
          From: darrell94590 on 7/24/2006
 This is a wonderful, 3200 KB Power Point Show of Louvre
 Museum (Paris, France).  Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Sand Sculptures From Vancouver (S490)
          From: darrell94590 on 6/12/2006
 Source: http://www.greatervancouverparks.com/HARRISONSandCastles01.html
      to http://www.greatervancouverparks.com/HARRISONSandCastles03.html
 Three pages of 76 sand castle pictures.  You can view these
 great sculptures at the sources, or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Nine Ice Scupltures (S479)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 3/20/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 These nine sculputres are so exquisite they seem impossible.
 You can view them by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Four Mobius Benches (S481c in Math2)
          From: Science News on 4/10/2006
..........Source: http://blog.sciencenews.org/
 To view these four mobius benches on my web site, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     10 Statues (S481b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/7/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view these ten statues click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Dogs Made From Flowers (S479c in Dogs3)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 3/24/2006
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view these four photos click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Can Food Art (S469 in Food-Etc)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/13/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 NYC Design and Build Canned Goods Competition Architects
 and engineers compete to see whose team can build the most
 spectacular structure using little more than cans of food.
 The exhibit at New York Design Center is open to the public.
 At the end of the competition, the 130,000 cans will be
 given to the Food Bank of New York City.

 You can view fifteen pictures from the competition by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     artPad (S459b)
          From: art.com on 11/7/2005
 Source: http://artpad.art.com/artpad/painter/
 Drawing program on line.  Click on the source above.
 

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Subj:     Mickey Mouse Clipart (S458b)
          From: Disney Halloween Clipart on 10/31/2005
 Source: http://clipart.disneysites
..........com/display.php?catID=221
 Need pictures of Pooh or Mickey? Here is the place to go.
 

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Subj:     Amazing Wood Carver (S455)
          From: darrell94590 on 10/12/2005
 Livio De Marchi, a wood carver and sculptor from Venice, Italy
 is amazing.  His web site at http://www.liviodemarchi.com/ is
 outstanding.  You can view 29 pictures of his works in the
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Sand Animation (S447b,d in Movies)
          From: julie
      and From: www.Jamizine.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/00Vz1-k0sQA
 This video is an amazing example of moving art.  The
 playing time is over 9 munutes.  You can view it on my
 site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Cakes As Art (S447 in Food-Etc)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 8/10/2005
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 It is hard to believe they are cakes. To view these cakes
 click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Niagra Shopping Mall (S445)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/22/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view the five pictures of the mural on this shopping mall,
 click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Hospital Mural (S444b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/22/2005
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view the eleven pictures of this great mural by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Chinese Watermelon Art (S442b in Chinese)
          From: darrell94590.on 7/10/2005
 In China they carve watermelons instead of pumpkins.
 There are 33 photos.  To view this incredible art, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     ZoomQuilt Art (S442d)
          From: igiggle on 7/11/2005
..........Source: (Removed from www.eviltree.de)
 This is amazing.  Click on the screen and move your mouse
 to the top of the screen to zoom in.  Click on the screen
 and move your mouse to the bottom of the screen to zoom
 out.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     Brick Art Work (S431)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/27/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view Brick Art Work click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     9 Sand Sculptures (S429 and S673)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/20/2005
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view these nine sand sculptures click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Eggshell Art 1 to 6 (S429)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/19/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 These incredible six pictures are of eggshells cut by a laser
 beam to form eggshell art.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Five Street Art Pictures (S424)
          From: DafterLafter on 3/9/2005
..........Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
 Click 'HERE' to view the five pictures.
 

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Subj:     The Three More Street Art Pictures
          From: auntiegah on 10/5/2005 (S455b)
 The artist, Julian Beever, is an English artist who's
 famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany,
 USA, Australia and Belgium.  You can view the three pictures
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Four More Amazing Street Paintings (S658) 
          From: sfo_pilot on 8/16/2009
 These four pictures of two street paintings are amazing.
 They are done by Edgar Mueller a super artist.  Click
 'HERE' to view them.
 

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Subj:     Panting on Side of House (S418b)
          From: Buffalo's Jokes on 01/30/05
 Source: (Removed from buffalosjokes.com)
 You can view the full painting by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Make Your Own Picasso Picture (S362b)
          From: igiggle on 12/29/2003
 Mr. Picasso Head - http://www.mrpicassohead.com/create.html
 Make your own and share with others.
 

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Subj:     Photo Removed From Exhibit (S269d)
          From: jerry on 3/26/2002
 Bonehead award four goes to Sacramento (California) State
 University's Writing Center for removing a photograph of
 a sea shell from an art exhibit because some people at
 the center said it reminded them of a vagina.  They said
 it was too sensual.  Hmm. Whatever turns you on, baby.

 They should ponder the words of Sigmund Freud, "Sometimes
 a cigar is just a cigar."

 Sacramento News And Review 14-Mar-02
 http://www.newsreview.com/issues/sacto/2002-03-14/news.asp
 

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Subj:     Large Art (S257)
          From: jerry on 12/18/2001
 Reader Joshua Roberts challenged a story in a recent issue
 that described the world's largest piece of art, pointing
 out that the Nasca Lines in Peru are much larger, covering
 an area of 450 square kilometers.

 You can see them at, and get full information at:
 http://www.crystalinks.com/nasca.html
 

 Who is "Lisa Gheradini"?
 DaVinci's Mona Lisa

From: BawdyNet test part 3! on 98-03-01
 *Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

 In 1983, a Japanese artist made a copy of the Mona Lisa
     completely out of toast.

From: LABLaughs.com on 3/20/2002 (S269c)
 "An artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift
  is nothing without work." -- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

From: octagon999 on 8/5/00 (S184)
 If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted
 on the Sistine floor.  -- Neil Simon  (1927-, American Playwright)

From: LABLaughs.com on 10/27/2002 (S300)
 I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I
 don't need.  -- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917),
 when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues

From: igiggle on 1/10/2006 (S468b)
 Everyone wants to understand painting. Why is there no attempt
 to understand the song of the birds?  -- Pablo Picasso

From: LABLaughsClean on 4/12/2006 (S483b)
 "The artist is a receptacle for the emotions that come from
 all over the place: from the sky, from the earth, from a scrap
 of paper, from a passing shape, from a spider's web."
   -- Pablo Picasso

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