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Subj:.....Time
Sheets (S93)
From: JOELFALLON on 98-11-13
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It has come to our
attention recently that many of you have
been turning in timesheets
that specify large amounts of
"Miscellaneous Unproductive
Time" (Code 5309). To our
department, unproductive
time isn't a problem. What is a
problem, however,
is not knowing exactly what you are doing
during your unproductive
time. Attached below is a sheet
specifying a tentative
extended job code list based on our
observations of employee
activities.
The list will allow
you to specify with a fair amount of
precision what you
are doing during your unproductive time.
Please begin using
this job code list immediately and let
us know about any
difficulties you encounter.
Thank you,
Accounting.
Attached: Extended
Job Code List
Code
Number Explanation
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5316 Useless
Meeting
5317 Obstructing
Communications at Meeting
5318 Trying
to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 Waiting
for Break
5320 Waiting
for Lunch
5321 Waiting
for End of Day
5322 Vicious
Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker
5323 Vicious
Verbal Attacks Directed at
Coworker While Coworker is Not Present
5393 Covering
for Incompetence of Coworker Friend
5400 Trying
to Explain Concept to Coworker
Who is Not Interested in Learning
5401 Trying
to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid
5402 Trying
to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
5481 Buying
Snack
5482 Eating
Snack
5500 Filling
Out Timesheet
5501 Inventing
Timesheet Entries
5502 Waiting
for Something to Happen
5503 Scratching
Yourself
5504 Sleeping
5510 Feeling
Bored
5511 Feeling
Horny
5600 Complaining
About Lousy Job
5601 Complaining
About Low Pay
5602 Complaining
About Long Hours
5603 Complaining
About Coworker (See Codes #5322 and #5323)
5604 Complaining
About Boss
5605 Complaining
About Personal Problems
5640 Miscellaneous
Unproductive Complaining
5701 Not Actually
Present At Job
5702 Suffering
From Eight-Hour Flu
6102 Ordering
Out
6103 Waiting
for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 Taking
It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 Using
Company Resources for Personal Profit
6201 Stealing
Company Goods
6202 Making
Excuses After Accidentally Destroying
Company Goods
6203 Using
Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
6204 Using
Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal
Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods
6205 Hiding
from Boss
6206 Gossip
6207 Planning
a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 Feeling
Sorry For Yourself
6211 Updating
Resume
6212 Faxing
Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter
6213 Out of
Office on Interview
6221 Pretending
to Work While Boss Is Watching
6222 Pretending
to Enjoy Your Job
6223 Pretending
You Like Coworker
6224 Pretending
You Like Important People
When in Reality They are Jerks
6238 Miscellaneous
Unproductive Fantasizing
6350 Playing
Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
6601 Running
your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)
6602 Complaining
6603 Writing
a Book on Company Time
6611 Staring
Into Space
6612 Staring
At Computer Screen
6615 Transcendental
Meditation
7281 Extended
Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7400 Talking
With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
7401 Talking
With Plumber on Phone
7402 Talking
With Dentist on Phone
7403 Talking
With Doctor on Phone
7404 Talking
With Masseuse on Phone
7405 Talking
With House Painter on Phone
7406 Talking
With Personal Therapist on Phone
7419 Talking
With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
7425 Talking
With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
7931 Asking
Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
8000 Recreational
Drug Use
8001 Non-recreational
Drug Use
8002 Liquid
Lunch
8100 Reading
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