Subj: Butler-Maid Jokes
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Also see LAWYER1 file - 'Lawyer
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Subj: Live-In
Maid (S769)
From: ArcaMax Jokes on 10/12/2011
A husband and his wife advertised
for a live-in maid to cook
and do the housework. They hired
a lovely lass for the job.
She worked out fine, was a good
cook, was polite, and kept
the house neat. One day,
after about six months, she came
in and said she would have to
quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.
She hemmed and hawed and said
she didn't want to say, but
the wife was persistent, so
finally she said, "Well on my day
off a couple of months ago I
met this good-looking fellow
from over in the next county,
and well, I'm pregnant."
The wife said, "Look, we don't
want to lose you. My husband
and I don't have children, and
we'll adopt your baby if you
will stay."
She talked to her husband; he
agreed, and the maid said she
would stay. The baby came,
they adopted it, and all went well.
After several months though,
the maid came in again and said
that she would have to quit.
The wife questioned her, found
out that she was pregnant again,
talked to her husband, and
offered to adopt the baby if
she would stay. She agreed, had
the baby, they adopted it, and
life went on as usual.
In a few months, however, she
again said she would have to
leave. Same thing.
She was pregnant. They made the same
offer, she agreed, and they
adopted the third baby. She
worked for a week or two, but
then said, "I am definitely
leaving this time."
"Don't tell me you're pregnant
again?" asked the lady of
the house.
"No," she said, "there are just
too many kids here to pick
up after."
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Subj. Maid
Argues With The Lady Of The House (S589)
From: darrellvip on 4/30/2008
Mrs. Abercrombie was unhappy
with the way Elena, the maid,
cleaned. Finding a layer
of dust on the dining room table,
she started to reprimand her.
Quite upset, Elena said,
"I'm a better cook than you
and I clean house better than you."
Mrs A. "Who told you that?"
Elena: "Mr. Abercrombie. Also, I'm better in bed than you too."
Mrs. Abercrombie sneered and
said, "I suppose my husband
told you that too."
Elena: "No, the gardener told me!"
Elena got a raise.
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Subj: Butler's
Night Off (S14, S671b)
From: V-lewis on 97-05-03
(Also see 'Mother
Explains The Facts' in KIDS1 file
and see 'The
Widow Farmer And The Gay Ranch Hand' in FARMER2)
This rich couple was going out
for the evening when the
woman of the house decided to
give the butler, Jeeves,
the rest of the night off.
She told Jeeves that she and
her husband would be home very
late and he should just
enjoy his night off.
As it turned out, the wife wasn't
having a good time at
the party and she came home
early. As she walks into the
house she sees Jeeves sitting
by himself in the dining room.
She calls for him to follow
her. She leads him into the
master bedroom, where she closes
and locks the door. She
looks at him and smiles.
"Jeeves, take off my dress." He does this very carefully.
"Jeeves, take off my stockings
and garter." He silently
obeys her.
"Jeeves, remove my bra and panties."
As he does this the
tension in the room continues
to mount. She finally looks
at him and says, "Jeeves, if
I ever catch you wearing my
clothes again, you're fired!"
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Subj: Short
Butler Jokes
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Subj: The
New Maid (S594b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/27/2008
Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/11133.htm
(Also see 'Lawyer
And His Adulterous Wife' in Lawyer1)
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