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Subj: Pilot-Supp
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Includes the following: Lucky
Strike Fighter Pilot Commercial - Movie (S729, S823)
.........................Paul
Tibbets Interview by Studs Terkel 2002 - Movies (S727)
.........................F-35
Looping On Take-Off - Movie (S680)
.........................Dean
Martin And Foster Brooks - Movie (S655, S824)
.........................The
US Bomber And The German Fighter (S643)
.........................Ripley's
Believe It Or Not! (S643c)
.........................Pilot
Jessica Cox - Movie (S641)
.........................Pilot's
Eye View Of Carrier Landing! - Movie (S629)
.........................An
SR-71 Driver Speaks - Movie/PPS (S567)
.........................SR-71
Blackbird Pilot Brian Shul - Movie (S616b)
.........................Pilot
Has A Runway Problem (S564c)
.........................Virtual
Pilot (S622b)
.........................Short
Pilot Jokes
..............................Peanuts
Sunday Comic Strip II (S826)
..............................Peanuts
Sunday Comic Strip (S821)
..............................Pilot
Does Smooth Roll - Movie (S683b)
..............................Mike
Peters Editorial (S665)
..............................US
Pilot Shoots Terriorists - Movie (S658b)
..............................Animation
w/Audio Of Sully's Landing - Movie (S637c)
..............................Rocket
Man! - Movie (S575c)
..............................Close
Enough????? (S573b)
..............................C-5
All Female Flight Crew (S568c, S754)
..............................The
Lawn Chair Man (S565c)
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Lucky Strike Fighter Pilot Commercial
From: darrellvip (S729, S823d)
on 1/6/2011 (in Hearlines-Supp) |
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Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCK0VQKSfwc
Source2: http://www.uboomerutv.com/view_video.php?
..........viewkey=966cc24fa8683a34afc6
This very cute, old commercial
shows the thrills of being
a fighter pilot, and having
Lucky Strike Cigarettes. Click
on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this great ad.
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Paul Tibbets Interview by Studs Terkel 2002 (S727d)
From: darrellvip on 12/22/2010
Photo from SuperStock.com |
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Tibbets by Studs Terkel. Studs
Terkel was a master reporter,
a oral historian, and a great
writer. Click on either source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to read this interesting interview.
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above source to see this video.
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Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this video.
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mission dropping the atomic bomb
on Hiroshima Japan. Click on the
above source to see this video.
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F-35 Looping On Take-Off (S680d)
From: darrellvip
on 1/21/2010 |
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Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35_Lightning_II
The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning
II is a single-seat,
single-engine, stealth multi-role
fighter, that can
perform close air support, tactical
bombing, and air
defense missions. The
F-35 has three different models;
one is the conventional takeoff
and landing variant,
the second is short takeoff
and vertical-landing variant,
and the third is a carrier-based
variant.
Click 'HERE'
to watch this pilot have engine problems
after a carrier takeoff.
He has to have ice water in his
veins to regains control of
his $70 million fighter jet.
If you get sound but no video
on my copy, click reload.
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Dean Martin And Foster Brooks (S655d, S824)
From: LABLaughsClean
on 7/15/2009 |
Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/jdjdh.htm
In this cute, comedy routine,
Foster Brooks plays a drunk
airline pilot. Click on
the above source, or 'HERE'
for
my copy, to see this short video.
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The US Bomber And The German Fighter
From: darrellvip
on 5/7/2009 (S643) |
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Source: http://www.snopes.com/military/charliebrown.asp
During WWII, a B-17 Flying Fortress
was damaged over
Europe. A German pilot
named Franz Steigler was
ordered to take off and shoot
down the B-17. Click
'HERE'
to read their story.
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(S643c)
by John Graziano
From: Comics.com
on 5/5/2009 |
Source: http://comics.com/ripleys_believe_it_or_not/
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Pilot Jessica Cox (S641d)
From: tom
on 4/23/2009 |
Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuMHSFPOzpc
Source2: http://www.rightfooted.com/
Jessica Cox was born with no
arms. At an early age, Jessica
learned to feed herself, write
with her feet and play the
piano. Putting in contact
lenses, washing and brushing her
hair, and fixing breakfast in
the morning are all tasks that
come second-nature to her.
Jessica is a black belt in Tae
Kwon-Do and is a professional
motivational speaker.
When first learning to drive,
Jessica was encouraged to use
special modifications.
Even after her car was modified, she
decided to remove them and drive
without. She holds an
unrestricted driver's license.
As an undergraduate at the University
of Arizona, Jessica
attended classes taking notes
with her feet. At 25 words
per minute, Jessica was able
to type out her papers with a
regular computer keyboard on
the floor.
In order to overcome her fear
of flying, Jessica became
the first pilot licensed to
fly using only her feet.
Click on source1, or 'HERE'
for my file copy, to see a
movie about her flying.
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Pilot's Eye View Of Carrier Landing!
From: darrellvip on 1/27/2009 (S629d) |
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This home video will make your
heart start racing.
It is very cool. Click
'HERE'
to see it.
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An SR-71 Driver Speaks (S567 in Plane-Supp)
From: rfslick on 12/4/2007
Photo from LoneStarAeroClub |
If you love aviation stories, you
will enjoy this first
person story of flying an SR-71
for seventeen years.
Click 'HERE'
to read.
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SR-71 Blackbird Pilot Brian Shul (S616b)
From: gattica30 on 10/29/2008(in Plane-Sup)
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Source: http://www.greatdanepromilitary.com/SR-71/index.htm
This movie is the true story
of when Brian Shul piloted
the SR-71 over Libya and surface-to-air
missiles capable
of Mach 5 speed were launched
at his SR-71 plane. It is
the same story as told above,
but done in a movie.
Click 'HERE'
to see the movie.
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Has A Runway Problem (S564c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/11/2007
Back in the 60's we used to fly
747's. Well one of the
airlines came up with a fuel
savings procedure that shuts
down various systems and engines
during taxi into the gate.
Just so happened it was a Chief
Pilot that was the first
to try out this new procedure.
His name was John Chenault
and he was the Chief at LAX.
As John was approaching the ramp
and turning into the gate
after a long flight, the flight
engineer was running the
"new" taxi checklist and shutting
down engines and switches.
Shut down #3 and #4. Hydraulic
system two "b" pump ---off.
Pneumatic system---set...etc
etc.. Then as he finishes
shutting down these systems,
the Flight Engineer says...
"What f ... ing knucklehead
thought this up"!
Just about that time Captain
Chenault applied the brakes to
stop the 747. No brakes.
Caught on voice recorder: "we
haven't got any brakes...s ..t!"
The 747 entered Terminal Two
at LAX through the glass
and penetrated about 25 feet.
At the FAA hearing all were sitting
around the table
listening to the voice recorder
(CVR). At about the time
the recording aired the FE saying
: "who the f..k thought
this one up?" All eyes
trained on the person sitting there
who DID think it up....laughter
broke out.
FAA does not like laughter.
In an effort to bring some
decorum back to the hearing
an FAA inspector said "Captain
Chenault...um...at what point
did you realize you had a
problem?"
His (no s .. t answer) was ...."I
think it was when I
passed the cigarette machine
in the terminal".
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Virtual Pilot (S622b,d)
From: ginafm on 12/8/2008 |
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Source: http://www.lufthansa-usa.com/useugame2007/html/play.html
This game is a wonderful test
of your knowledge of
the location of major cities
throughout the world.
You can play it at the above
source, or on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip II (S826)
By Charles M. Schulz
From: News.Yahoo.com on 11/4/2012 |
Source: http://news.yahoo.com/comics/peanuts
Click 'HERE'
to see our WWII flying ace get shot down
behind enemy lines.
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Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S821)
By Charles M. Schulz
From: News.Yahoo.com on 10/7/2012 |
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Source: http://news.yahoo.com/comics/peanuts
Click 'HERE'
to see Snoopy do battle with The Red Baron.
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Pilot Does Smooth Roll (S683b,d)
From: LABLaughsClean
on 2/10/2010 |
Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/sdkj.htm
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to watch
a pilot due a barrel roll so
smoothly that a cup of coffee
doesn't spill.
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Mike Peters Editorial (S665)
By Mike Peters
From: Grimmy.com on 10/20/2009 |
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Source: http://www.grimmy.com/editorials.php
This Mike Peters political cartoon
is about the two
Northwest Flight pilots who
flew 150 miles past the
Minneapolis-St. Paul International
Airport by mistake.
Click 'HERE'
to see this cute cartoon.
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US Pilot Shoots Terriorists (S658b,d)
From: tom
on 8/16/2009 |
USAF A-10 at Work
READ BEFORE WATCHING
This video was taken from inside
the cockpit of an A-10
by the pilot. It was a
night view. What you see is from
9,700 feet away (almost two
miles). Four terrorists are
walking along a street with
no clue that someone is watching
them.....from almost 2 miles
away in the dark..
The A-10 fired a 30 mm cannon
WITHOUT injuring the dog nearby,
who escaped unharmed.
You can see the gun camera shake a
bit as the pilot fires.
Then count about 4 seconds for the
rounds to travel 2 miles.
Every tenth round is a tracer,
so the bullets you actually
see are every tenth. They are
getting hit with hundreds of
rounds, but the dog is unscathed.
Muzzle velocity on the 30mm cannon
is 2,430 feet per second.
The result is that four fewer
guys won't be blowing up women
and children anymore!
The dog, in the upper right, just
safely gets the hell out of
there.
Only click 'HERE'
if you are NOT faint of heart.
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Animation w/Audio Of Sully's Landing
From: darrellvip
on 2/28/2009 (S637c,d) |
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imDFSnklB0k
US Airways flight 1549 made
an emergency crash-landing
into the Hudson River on Thursday,
January 15, 2009.
All 155 people on board were
brought to safety. The
miraculous landing took place
after the plane struck
at least one bird upon takeoff
from New York's LaGuardia
Airport.
Watch this professional 3D animation
to see for your-
self what really happened.
Click on the above source,
or 'HERE'
for my file copy, to see this excellent
reconstructed.
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Rocket Man! (S575c)
From: rfslick
on 1/18/2008 |
What an amazing thing! This
Human Flying Jet Machine is
my hero. Click 'HERE'
to view these twenty-four pictures.
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Close Enough????? (S573b)
From: rfslick
on 1/10/2008 |
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Pilot flies Up to back door of a
C-130 for Photo Op.
Click 'HERE'
to see how close he was willing to fly
his jet in this five photo sequence.
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C-5 All Female Flight Crew (S568c, S754)
From: tom on 12/10/2007
and
From: lubin100 on 6/6/2011 |
(Also see 'All
Female Flight Crew' in Plane2)
Click 'HERE'
to read about this all female flight crew,
and see their picture.
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The Lawn Chair Man (S565c)
From: LABLaughsClean
on 11/15/2007 |
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Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20071108
A man in LA bought 45 weather
balloons, attached them to
lawn chair, and went for a ride.
You can read the article
at the source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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w/Big Eyes from darrell94590 on 8/3/2006.
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