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Subj:     Police-Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 49 jokes and articles, 18888,33,cf,md4w,35)

          Click "Here" for Police-Supp2
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Police with Wistle
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UselessGraphics.com

Includes the following:  Bob Welsh - My Christmas Eve Poem - Video (S832 in Supp2)
.........................The World's Most Likable Cop - Video (S868 in Supp2)
.........................Filipino Traffic Cop Doing His Job - Video (S812 in Supp2)
.........................Super Cool Dude Gets A Traffic Ticket - Video (S843 - Sup2)
.........................Save Miranda! - Video (S888 in Supp2)
.........................The Super Cop - Video (S709b)
.........................Retired Gentleman Stopped By Police (S727)
.........................Hamilton Police Shooting Video (S697b)
.........................Feds' Deconfliction - Video (S695b)
.........................The 23 Most Recent Arrests In Your City (S681b)
.........................Police Harassment In Chula Vista (S675)
.........................Underwear Cops - Video (S575c)
.........................Lawyer Runs A Stop Sign (S608b)
.........................Police Stop A DUI - Video (S501)
.........................Dashboard Camera - Video (S582c)
.........................Dashboard Camera II - Video (S617c)
.........................Sixteen Police Comments (S533)
.........................Officer Stops Traffic For Ducks - Video (S592b)
.........................The "Most Wanted" List Explained (S614b)
.........................Secret Service Code Names (S617)
.........................Wyoming State Police Story (S519)
.........................The Copper Clapper Caper - Video (S485, S743)
.........................Police Stop Old Lady w/Garbage Bags (S502)
.........................Carjackers Couldn't Drive Manual (S626b)
.........................Suspect Shocks Officer w/Own Taser (S496b)
.........................Police Shooting - Video (S628b)
.........................Drug Theft Gone Wrong (S493, S638c)
.........................3 Ways To Fail A Drunk Test - Video (S668)
.........................Orange County Police Pursuit - Video (S770)
.........................Short Police Jokes
..............................Police Arrest Cocaine Dealer (S792 in Supp2)
..............................Police Artist Sketch Of Robery Suspect (S790 in Supp2)
..............................Big Baby In Vallejo (S787 in Supp2)
..............................Two Popsicle Stick Riddles (S813 in Supp2)
..............................Staying Cool On The Job (S696b)
..............................Traffic Stop On An Elderly Lady (S776)
..............................Benicia Herald Police Blotter (S676)
..............................Man Pleads Guilty To DWI In La-Z-Boy (S668)
..............................Taking A Picture Scam - Video (S659b)
..............................6-Year-Old Crashes Car (S629c)
..............................Betting With Weed - Video (S626b)
..............................Man Kills Self With Chain Saw (S612c)
..............................Awesome New Radar System - Video (S595b)
..............................Son Of A Bitch (S581b)
..............................Woman Fights Robber, Cops Rescue Robber! - Vid (S577b)
..............................Redneck Lawnmower Beer Run - Video (S576b)
..............................Steve's Second Lawnmower DUI - Video (S633c)
..............................Old Marijuana Sign (S548b)
..............................Negotiations - Japanese Style (S529)
..............................Police Find Body In Park (S527)
..............................Bumpkeys - Videos (S525c)
..............................A Good Answer By Sheriff Judd (S575)

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Subj:     The Super Cop (S709b,d)
          From: FunniestStuff.net
          on 8/14/2010
 Source1: http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1860
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIlaCjyAHWI

 Imagine the world's greatest cop facing three bank robbers.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 silly, cute video.

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Subj:     Retired Gentleman Stopped By Police (S727)
          From: darrellvip on 12/21/2010

 A retired gentleman is stopped by the police around 1 AM
 and is asked where he is going at this time of night.  The
 man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse
 and the effects it has on the human body."

 The officer then asks, "Really?  Who is giving that
 lecture at this time of night?"

 The man replies, "My wife."

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Subj:     Hamilton Police Shooting Video (S697b,d)
          From: tom on 5/26/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tBFXLNR2kI
 Source2: http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional
........../montana/vmix_cdf93fba-47ca-11df-9f5c-001cc4c002e0.html

 Dashboard video from a January traffic stop in Hamilton,
 Montana.  The Hamilton Police Officer, Ross Jessop, pulls
 over a car driven by Raymond Thane Davis.  Officer Jessop
 asks a few questions.  Davis pulls a gun on the officer,
 pointing it inches from Jessop's face and pulling the
 trigger.  You can hear the click of the revolvers hammer
 hitting a previously fired round on the tape.  Davis then
 fires a shot at Officer Jessop.

 The second round was live, but Officer Jessop had since
 recovered and made a strategic move to the rear of the
 vehicle, buying more time and a much more advantageous
 position for a firefight.  He tossed his flashlight so
 he could use both hands for better gun control, and
 opened fire on the suspect as he sped away.  His aim
 looked very controlled, and was obviously very much in
 the ballpark.  The suspect was hit at least once, crashed
 into a power pole, and was declared dead at the scene.

 A coroners jury ruled Tuesday that Hamilton Police Officer
 Ross Jessop was justified in shooting Raymond Thane Davis
 to death after the Hamilton man opened fire during the late
 night traffic stop in January.

 It took the six-woman jury one hour to make its ruling
 following nearly five hours of testimony, which included a
 videotape that showed Davis pointing a pistol inches from
 Jessops face and pulling the trigger.

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 all too real fifty-six second video.

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Subj:     Feds' Deconfliction (S695b,d)
          From: kgilmour2000
          on 5/8/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LIpAxjPt9U

 This is a funny clip about different members of our
 national security going after a "Terrorist."  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this all-to-real video.

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Subj:     The 23 Most Recent Arrests In Your City (S681b)
          From: rdobry on 1/27/2010
Drawing from LABLaughsAdult
 Source: http://www.localcrimenews.com/

 Click on the above source for the 23 most recent arrest
 records in your city for free and a map of the crime locations.

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Subj:     Police Harassment In Chula Vista (S675)
          From: allenbergman on 12/24/2009
 Source: http://randysbusylife.blogspot.com/2009
........./12/police-harassment-in-chula-vista.html

 Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police Department
 ran an e-mail forum (a question and answer exchange)
 with the topic being, "Community Policing."

 One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the
 following question, "I would like to know how it is
 possible for police officers to continually harass
 people and get away with it?"

 From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt.
 Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:

 "First of all, let me tell you this... it's not easy.
 In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people.
 Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or
 what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most
 of our harassing.  The rest are in non-harassing
 departments that do not allow them contact with the day
 to day innocents.  At any given moment, only one-fifth
 of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for
 harassing people while the rest are off duty.  So
 roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about
 5,000 residents.  When you toss in the commercial
 business, and tourist locations that attract people
 from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where
 a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or
 more people a day.

 Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds
 long.  This gives a cop one second to harass a person,
 and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut
 AND then find a new person to harass.  This is not an
 easy task.  To be honest, most cops are not up to this
 challenge day in and day out.  It is just too tiring.
 What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down
 those people which we can realistically harass.

 The tools available to us are as follows:

 PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that
 cause us to focus on a person for special harassment.
 "My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used
 often.  This means we'll come out and give somebody some
 special harassment.

 Another popular one:  "There's a guy breaking into a
 house."  The harassment team is then put into action.

 CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who
 drive.  They like to harass the drivers of fast cars,
 cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the
 like.  It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic
 for nothing more obvious than running a red light. Some-
 times you get to really heap the harassment on when you
 find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have
 an outstanding warrant on file.

 RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight
 of a police officer.  Nothing is quite as satisfying as
 running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny.
 When you catch them you can harass them for hours.

 STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have
 nothing better to do, there are actually books that give
 us ideas for reasons to harass folks.  They are called
 "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc...
 They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can
 really mess with people.  After you read the statute,
 you can just drive around for awhile until you find some-
 one violating one of these listed offenses and harass
 them.  Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car.
 Well, there's this book we have that says that's not
 allowed.  That meant I got permission to harass this guy.
 It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works
 pretty well.  We seem to have a never-ending supply of
 folks to harass.  And we get away with it.  Why? Because
 for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the
 streets safe for them, and they pay us to "harass" some
 people.

 Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single
 finger wave."  That's another one of those codes.  It
 means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.

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Subj:     Underwear Cops (S575c,d)
          From: rfslick on 1/18/2008
 Two cops just wearing underpants on their bottoms pull
 over women drivers.  This video is funny and cute.  You
 can view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Lawyer Runs A Stop Sign (S608b)
          From: tom on 9/1/2008

 Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas ..... Too bad......

 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's
 deputy.  He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because
 he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a
 better education then any cop from Houston, Texas.  He
 decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the
 Texas deputy's expense.

 The deputy says,' License and registration, please.'

 'What for?' says the lawyer.

 The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the
 stop sign.'

 Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

 'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy.
 License and registration, please.'

 The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

 'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's
 the law  License and registration, please!' the Deputy says.

 Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between
 slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration;
 and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't
 give me the ticket.'

 'That sounds fair.  Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the
 deputy says.

 At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts
 beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want
 me to stop, or just slow down?'

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Subj:     Police Stop A DUI (S501d)
          From: edapsmas
          on 8/22/2006
 Cute, very funny police dashboard camera video.  The officer
 tries to prove that a cowboy is drunk. Click 'HERE' to see it.
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Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
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Subj:     Dashboard Camera (S582c,d)
          From: tom on 3/11/2008

 This video from a police car's dashboard camera is cute.
 In it the officer fails to set his car break properly.
 Click 'HERE' to view it.
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Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
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Subj:     Dashboard Camera II (S617c,d)
          From: gattica30 on 11/1/2008
      and From: tom on 11/5/2008

 The original title of this video was "How to turn a
 speeding ticket into jail time."  Click 'HERE' to
 see it.

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Subj:     Sixteen Police Comments (S533)
          From: rfslick on 4/10/2007

 Sixteen Police Comments were taken off actual police car
 videos around the country
 

 #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the
     one you just went through."

 #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new,
     they'll stretch after you wear them a while."

 #14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your
     birth certificate a worthless document."

 #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

 #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?
     Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll
     be chasing you."

 #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess
     that means I can write anything I want to on the
     ticket, huh?"

 #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor,
     but I don't think it will help.  Oh, did I mention
     that I'm the shift supervisor?"

  #9 "Warning!  You want a warning?  O.K., I'm warning
      you not to do that again or I'll give you another
      ticket."

  #8 "The answer to this last question will determine
     whether you are drunk or not.  Was Mickey Mouse a
     cat or a dog?"

  #7 "Fair?  You want me to be fair?  Listen, fair is
      a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton
      candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."

  #6 "Yeah, we have a quota.  Two more tickets and my
     wife gets a toaster oven."

  #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

  #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

  #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore.  We used to,
     but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we
     can."

 #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a
    personal friend of yours.  So you know someone who
    can post your bail."

 AND THE WINNER IS....

 #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?  You're
    right, we don't.  Sign here."

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Subj:    Officer Stops Traffic For Ducks
          From: ginafm
          on 5/24/2008 (S592b,d)
 Source: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c1c_1209428470

 Raw video: Lakewood Police Officer Dustin Carrell stopped
 traffic on westbound SR-512 Monday morning near I-5 to
 help a mother duck and her ducklings safely cross the road.
 You can view the video at the above source, or on my site
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The "Most Wanted" List Explained (S614b)
          From: gattica30 on 10/13/2008
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Little Johnny from Yahoo! Images

 Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to
 their local police station where they saw pictures tacked
 to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.  One
 of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it
 really was the photo of a wanted person.  'Yes,' said the
 policeman.  'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'

 Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took
 his picture?'

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Subj:     Secret Service Code Names (S617)
          From: CKButch4Femme on 11/5/2008
Photo from ZTEKnologies.com
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content
......../article/2007/06/16/AR2007061601079.html?hpid=topnews

 This article from the Washington Post, written during
 the primaries, explains the use of "Code Names" used by
 the Secret Service to protect the President and the
 presidential candidates.  Click 'HERE' and learn how
 President-Elect Barack Obama got the tag: "Renegade."

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Subj:     Wyoming State Police Story (S519)
          From: jokes on 12/22/2006

 In most of the northern states, there is a policy of checking
 on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures
 drop down to single digits or below.

 About 3 AM, one very cold morning, a state police officer
 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the
 road outside Casper.  He located the car, stuck in deep snow,
 and with the engine still running.

 Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the
 officer walked to the driver's door to find an older man
 passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle
 on the seat beside him.

 The driver came awake when the officer tapped on the window.

 Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the
 state policeman standing next to his car, the man panicked.

 He jerked the gearshift into 'drive' and hit the gas.  The
 car's speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but
 it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning.

 The policeman, having a sense of humor, began running in
 place next to the speeding, but still stationary car.  The
 driver was totally freaked, thinking the officer was actually
 keeping up with him.  This goes on for about 30 seconds, then
 the officer yelled at the man to 'Pull over!'

 The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.

 Needless to say, the man from Casper was arrested, and is
 probably still shaking his head over the state patrolman who
 could run 50 miles per hour.

 Who says policemen don't have a sense of humor?

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Drawing from tom on 8/21/2009
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 You can read the same story in a newspaper article
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Copper Clapper Caper (S485d, S743)
          From: LABLaughsClean (in Quotes-Comed-Supp)
          on 5/3/2006
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYC5B98XavQ&feature=related

 This is the excellent Tonight Show skit done by Jack Webb and
 Johnny Carson in 1968.  You can view it at the source above, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Police Stop Old Lady w/Garbage Bags (S502)
         From: darrell94590 on 9/7/2006

 A little old  lady is walking down the street, dragging two
 plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand.  There's a
 hole  in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20
 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

 Noticing this, a policeman stops her... "Ma'am, there are
 $20 bills falling out of that bag..."

 "Damn!" says  the little old lady.... "I'd better go back
 and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

 "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop.  "How did you get
 all that money? "Did you steal it?"

 "Oh, no," says  the little old lady. "You see, my back yard
 backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium.  Each
 time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
 bushes, right into my flower beds!

 "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge
 clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie
 through the bushes, I say: '$20 or off it comes!'"

 "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck.  By
 the way, what's in the other bag?"

 "Well," says  the little old lady, "not all of them pay."

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Subj:     Carjackers Couldn't Drive Manual (S626b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/8/2009
Source: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2008/11/18/Police
........_Carjackers_couldnt_drive_manual/UPI-70821227041777/

 KANSAS CITY, Mo., Nov. 18 (UPI) -- Police in Kansas City, Mo.,
 said attempted carjackers were forced to abort their theft
 when the vehicle turned out to have a manual transmission.

 Investigators said two males, an adult and a juvenile,
 approached a woman sitting in her car outside of a store
 at about 11 p.m. Monday and one of the suspects pointed a
 gun at the woman, The Kansas City (Mo.) Star reported.
 
The suspects ordered the woman to hand over her
cell phone and exit the car, police said. However,
officers said the suspects exited the car quickly
after attempting to drive off because they were
unable to work the manual transmission.

Photo from DumbCriminals.com

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 Police said two suspects in the crime were arrested
 shortly after the incident following a street robbery on
 the University of Missouri-Kansas City campus.

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Subj:     Suspect Shocks Officer w/Own Taser (S496b)
          From: jerry on 7/23/2006
 Source: http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/mld/sunnews/15069712.htm

 Associated Press
 FLORENCE, S.C. - Steve Lee Menius, 30, was arrested at his
 home Tuesday after police arrived with a warrant for violating
 his probation.

 While being driven to the Darlington County jail in the back
 of the police car, Menius managed to get his hands out of his
 handcuffs and tried to climb in the front seat, Hartsville
 Police Chief Tim Kemp said.

 During the struggle, Menius grabbed the officer's Taser and
 shocked him, Kemp said.  The officer pulled to the side of
 the road and got out of the cruiser to continue to fight with
 Menius, who then jumped back inside the car and drove off,
 Kemp said.

 Police chased Menius briefly, and he was arrested again when
 he jumped from the cruiser after a train blocked his way,
 police said.  Menius has also been charged with assaulting
 a law enforcement officer and failing to stop for a blue light.

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Subj:     Police Shooting (S628b,d)
          From: allenbergman on 1/20/2009
 (READ top of email first before watching the video)

 This looks like a police training video, but it is still
 interesting to compare what we see to what is actually
 happening.

 Watch the video and what do you see!  Officers ordering
 the suspect to put the gun down and it appears he is
 complying and then shot!  Is that what you see?  Why
 would they shoot him after he put the gun down?  Maybe
 the other officer came around the corner and didn't hear
 the cop telling him to put the gun down?  Now click 'HERE'
 and see the video.

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Subj:     Drug Theft Gone Wrong (S493, S638c)
          From: darrell94590 on 7/6/2006
      and From: gattica30 on 3/30/2009

 A news article from a Florida Newspaper:

 When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his
 TV, his VCR, and even left his watch.  What they did take
 was "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white
 powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.)

 A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said "that it
 looked similar to cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd
 hit the big time."

 Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded
 with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of
 my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."

 Well, the next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug
 dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
 The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's
 ashes remained.  And there was this note.  It said: "Hoochie
 sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.  Sorry we
 snorted your sister.

 This is a wonderful story rewritten from an urban legend.  To
 read the original true story go to Snopes.com at
 http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.htm

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Subj:     3 Ways To Fail A Drunk Test (S668d)
          From: tom
          on 10/27/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62x82Vc5XhU

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file, to see
 these three drunks fail their tests.  Viewer beware, the
 third test is a bit liquidy in nature.

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Subj:     Orange County Police Pursuit (S770d)
          From: Treasures Once Lost
          on 10/14/2011
 Source1: http://travisab1.multiply.com/video/
..........item/219/New_Police_Chase_FUNNY
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoKZbOSvVa0
 Source3: http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=
..........news/local/orange_county&id=6754459

 RANCHO SANTA MARGARITA, Calif. -- On Friday, April 10, 2009
 the Long Beach police received a call of a woman screaming.
 When officers arrived, a woman attempted to ram the police
 vehicle three times and started the pursuit on city streets.

 After a brief chase through Long Beach, the woman got on the
 22 Freeway.  CHP officers took over the pursuit that spanned
 over four freeways, including the eastbound 91 and southbound
 SR 241.

 At one point, the suspect drove onto a grassy area off the
 southbound 241 toll road, drove in circles, drove in the wrong
 directions, and even got out of the car to gesture at officers.

 Police attempted to stop the car with a pit maneuver, causing
 the Scion to spin out, but the driver kept going, despite the
 bumper falling off.

 After nearly hour-long high speed pursuit at times topped
 100 miles an hour, police were able to box the car in with
 patrol cars on the 241 at Oso Parkway in Rancho Santa Margarita.

 Click on Source1, or 'HERE' for my copy to see a very cute
 fifty-seven second version of the pursuit.  Or click on
 Source2 to see the seven minute full version of the arrest.


Subj:     Short Police Jokes
 

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Subj:     Staying Cool On The Job (S696b) 
          From: tom
          on 5/20/2010
 Click 'HERE' to see a cute way to stay cool on the job.
 

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Subj:     Traffic Stop On Elderly Lady (S776,cf,md4,2)
          From: Tom on 11/14/2013
Drawing from CartoonStock.com...
 Source: B-BodiesOnly.com
 Click 'HERE' to read this cute joke in a poster.
 Or
 Click 'HERE' for a newspaper article of the stop.
 

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Subj:     Benicia Herald Police Blotter (S676,cf,md4,11)
          From: Phone calls to Benicia Police Dept.
Police blotter from Cleveland.com
 Every Sunday morning I eagerly wait for the Benicia Herald
 newspaper to arrive.   The police blotter for the previous
 week is in the paper.   Ninety percent of the police calls
 are legitimate law enforcement matters, but ten percent are
 silly and very funny.   I will include the funniest ones on
 the JokeLibrary.  Click 'HERE' to see these ten pages of
 police reports.
 

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Subj:     Man Pleads Guilty To DWI In La-Z-Boy
          From: johnpatten on 10/26/2009 (S668)
Photo from MPRNewsQ...
 Source: http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display
........./web/2009/10/22/la-z-boy-dwi/
 (See 'The Must Have Father's Day Gift' in Men2)
 A motorized La-Z-Boy chair driven by Dennis Anderson
 of Proctor, Minn., was operating when he hit a parked
 vehicle in August of 2009. Anderson pleaded guilty to
 a DWI charge.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
 for my copy, to read this news article.
 

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Subj:     Taking A Picture Scam (S659b)
          From: gattica30 on 8/27/2009
Photo from OnProductionManagement.net
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/goodsamaritan/
 You have got to see this; how many times have we
 helped strangers to take pictures of themselves?
 I have done it; check this out and stay vigilant.
 Click on the above source to see this video.
 

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Subj:     6-Year-Old Crashes Car (S629c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/12/2009
Photo from WashingtonPost...
 Source1: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content
........../video/2009/01/07/VI2009010701784.html
 Source2: http://www.parentdish.com/2009/01/07/6-year-
..........old-misses-school-bus-takes-family-car-instead/
 Source3: http://www.timesdispatch.com/rtd/news/state_regional
........../article/JMAC0697_20090106-114805/170145/
 A 6-year-old misses the school bus.  He takes the family
 car so he won't miss school, and crashes it six miles
 down the road.  To read this fascinating article and/or
 see the news video about the incident, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Betting With Weed (S626b,d)
          From YouTube.com on 1/8/2009
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/_UZpaTEWXuA
 This guy tries to bet at a casino in Fresno, CA with weed.
 He lays it down on the table as a bet.  It was all caught
 on camera. Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this very stupid criminal.
 

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Subj:    Man Kills Self With Chain Saw
         From: LABLaughsClean
         on 10/1/2008 (S612c)
 Source1: http://buffalosjokes.com/31375.htm
 Source2: http://freerepublic.com/tag/chainsaw/index
 You can read this grizzly newspaper clipping at the
 above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Awesome New Radar System (S595b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/12/2008
Photo from YouTube
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAoxapI5b4?feature=user
 This video explains ALPR - Automatic License Plate
 Recognition software.  This awesome radar system lets
 police check thousands of license plates easily.  You
 can view this video at the above source, or on my
 web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Son Of A Bitch (S581b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 3/7/2008 
 Source: http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/sonofabitch.htm
 You can view this cute picture at the source above, or
 on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Woman Fights Robber, Cops Have to Rescue Him! (S577b,d)
          From: rfslick
          on 1/29/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSPQKwEJcn4
 A lady grocery store clerk beats an armed robber to
 the draw.  You can view the video at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Lawnmower Beer Run (S576b)
          From: AFine963 (in Redneck-supp)
          on 1/24/2008
 Source: http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/Misc/lawnmowerDUI.html
 This video is of a drunk redneck, who is driving his lawnmower
 on the highway, being arrested.  You can see it at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Steve's Second Lawnmower DUI (S633c)
          From: tom (in Redneck-supp)
          on 2/25/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qZtwJNjxk
 Steve knows his rights!  It's South Louisiana's own out
 on the Lawn Mower again.  This is not the first and I
 am sure it won't be the last.  Steve gets the Taser on
 this afternoon in 2007.  You can view this funny video
 at the above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

 In 2005 Steve got arrested for drunk lawnmower driving.
 You can watch this video by clicking on the above story.
 

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Subj:     Old Marijuana Sign (S548b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
         on 7/17/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20070717
 This is a cute Marijuana Danger Sign probably from before
 1960.  You can view it at the source above, or on my web
 site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Negotiations - Japanese Style (S529 in Asian)
          From: darrell94590
          on 3/9/2007
 This set of six photos illustrates hostage negotiations,
 Japanese style.  You can view them on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Police Find Body In Park (S527)
          From: darrell94590 on 2/25/2007
 Today local police found a man's body in a park nearby.
 They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls,
 Wrinkly Ass and a Small Wiener.
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 Let me know if you're OK.
 
 

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Subj:     Bumpkeys (S525c)
          From: darrell94590
          on 2/9/2007
 NO mechanical lock in the world is safe from bumpkeys.

 This first video will give you an introduction that was aired
 on a news program at http://www.peiferlock.com/alert-bump-keys.htm

 This second video is from a company who will sell you a key to
 open any lock of a certain kind for about $3.00
 http://www.bumpkey.us/Bump-Key-Videos-sp-1.html

 This third video is a one hour movie which explains why bumping
 works (Removed from ConnectMedia.waag.org)

 I verified that lock bumping is a real threat at Snopes.com
 at http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bumpkeys.asp
 

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Subj:     A Good Answer By Sheriff Judd (S575)
          From: gordonschuk
          on 1/12/2008
 Source: http://www.snopes.com/crime/cops/judd.asp
 To read Sheriff Judd's answer to why the police shot a
 suspect 68 times, click 'HERE'.
 

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