Subj: Other Occupations Supp
(Includes 32 jokes and articles, 17792,30,cf)
Office GIF from
RFSlick on 11/24/2003
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Subj: Other Occupations Supp (Includes 32 jokes and articles, 17792,30,cf) |
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Office GIF from RFSlick on 11/24/2003 |
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Teller Performing 'Shadows' (S792)
From: Wimp.com on 3/17/2012 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on either of the top two
sources, or 'HERE' for my
copy, to see a clip from Penn
& Teller Show where Teller
performs his magic trick 'Shadows'.
It is a wonderfully
beautiful, simple illusion.
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Helena Vlahos - Nine Quarters Act (S791)
From: brucejohnsonbaugh on 3/9/2012 Photo from
HelenaVlahos.com...
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Helena Vlahos has been on several television shows, including
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"That's Incredible" and
"Spectacular World of
Guinness Records" because of her unique ability to roll nine quarters on her belly. She is in the "Guinness Book of World Records" for "Unique Abdominal Dexterity". Helena has been belly dancing since 1963, starting at the age of 15. Photo from HelenaVlahos.com |
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Contortionists In A Cube (S776)
From: allenbergman on 11/18/2011 |
Clowns in a Box
Performed by Arevik and Tatevik
Seyranyan. If I hadn't seen
this I would not have believed
it! Click on either source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this great performance.
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The Greatest Card Trick Ever (S790)
From: kgilmour2000 on 3/2/2012 Photo from
SVA.edu...
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The amazing Dave Cremin performs
an impossible card
trick in Times Square, New York.
This amazing trick
is fun and it is clever and
who cares a rats behind
if it is fake or not, it entertain
your inner child.
To learn how this short film
created the card trick
and learn about its 3D creature
effects, go to
http://portfolios.sva.edu/gallery/Greatest-Card-Trick-Ever/2118612
Click on any source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this beautiful, clever, fake
trick.
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World Magic Awards 2009 - Double Fantasy Duo (S776)
From: allenbergman on 11/18/2011 |
Every magician likes to involve
a pretty girl in his magic
tricks but it's not often that
the pretty girl is also a
magician herself. This
magic duo performs a stunning
illusion during the World Magic
Awards in 2009 that will
leave you wondering exactly
how they pulled this trick off.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
beautiful magic trick.
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Nick Einhorn On The Penn And Teller Show
From: Wimp.com on 11/5/2011 (S763) |
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Nick Einhorn performed this intuition
trick on the Penn and
Teller's Fool Us Show Episode
5 Part 2. Click on either source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this amazing trick.
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Funniest Magic Trick On Penn And Teller (S756)
From: Wimp.com on 7/6/2011 |
This is easily the funniest magic
trick ever done on Penn
and Teller's Fool US TV Show.
Click on either source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see this very funny magic trick.
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Mathieu Bich Fools Penn and Teller (S755)
From: Wimp.com on 7/5/2011 |
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Mathieu Bich performs "Spreadwave"
on Penn and Teller's
Fool US TV Show. Click
on either source, or 'HERE' for
my copy, to see this great card
trick.
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French Marionette Plays And Sings (S750)
From: tom on 5/24/2011 |
This French puppeteer who handles
this marionette is awesome.
The doll plays the piano, the
guitar and sings so life like
that you forget that it not
real.
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Source1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPvciIdDZAE . |
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Source2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LthUMAb0UQ . |
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Paul Zerdin, Ventriloquost
............Without A Dummy (S731) From: tom on 1/12/2011 |
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The dummy, an indispensable ventriloquist
prop, so you
would have thought. But
no, ventriloquist Paul Zerdin
at Comedy Rocks, manages without
one. Zerdin gets a
little help from the audience.
Click on either source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this cute routine.
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Watch Till End: Best Job Ever (S713b)
From: Wimp.com on 9/13/2010 |
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
great job with great music.
Watch till the end.
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The Greatest Ventriloquist: Ray Allen
w/"Lord Charles" (S699b) From: Wimp.com on 6/6/2010....Photo from YouTube |
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British ventriloquist Ray Alan
in 1986 shows his skill
and years of practice in this
classic routine of working
two dummies. Ray manages
to convince us the first one
is real and is working the second.
Click on either
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this wonderful
routine.
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Terry Fator And His Puppet Friends (S685)
From: tom on 3/3/2010 Photo from Destination360 |
Ventriloquist Terry Fator was
the winner of the 2007 "America's
Got Talent". In these
three video's Terry performs on Jerry
Lewis' MDA Telethon in 2008,
2009, and 2007. This guy is ...
fantastic!
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Terry Fator At The 2008 Telethon
From: tom on 3/3/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy
to see this great Ventriloquist.
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Terry Fator At The 2009 Telethon
From: tom on 3/3/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy
to see Terry at the 2009 Telethon.
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Terry Fator At The 20097 Telethon
From: tom on 3/3/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy
to see Terry right after he
won 2007 "America's
Got Talent".
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Subj: An Actor
Gets A Part (S641b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/21/2009
An out of work actor gets a call
from his agent one day.
"I've got you a job" says his
agent.
"That's great" says the actor, what is it?"
"Well" says his agent "it's a one-liner"
"That's okay" replies the actor,
"I've been out of work
for so long I'll take anything;
What's the line?"
"'Hark I hear the cannons roar'" says the agent.
"I love it" says the actor "When's the audition?"
"Wednesday" says the agent.
Wednesday comes and the actor
arrives at the audition.
He marches on stage and shouts:
"Hark I hear the cannons
roar".
"Brilliant" says the director,
"you've got the job, be
here 9 o'clock Saturday evening".
The actor is so chuffed he got
the job that he goes on
a major bender. He wakes
up 8:30 Saturday evening and
runs to the theatre continually
repeating his line;
"Hark I hear the cannons roar,
hark I hear the cannons
roar, hark I hear the cannons
roar".
He arrives at the stage entrance,
out of breath and is
stopped by the bouncer. "Who
the hell are you?" asks the
bouncer.
"I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'"
"You're 'hark I hear the cannons
roar', you're late,
get up to makeup straight away.
So he runs up to make up. "Who
the hell are you" asks
the makeup girl.
"I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'"
"You're "hark I hear the cannons
roar", you're late,
sit down here" and she applies
the makeup. "Now quick,
get down to the stage, you're
about to go on"
So he dashes down to the stage.
"Who the hell are you"
asks the stage manager.
"I'm 'hark I hear the cannons roar'"
"You're 'hark I hear the cannons
roar', get on there,
the curtains about to go up"
So he tears onto the stage.
The curtains rise, the
house is full. Suddenly
there is an almighty bang
behind him, and the actor shouts
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS
THAT?"
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Kevin James' Magic (S617, S781)
From: tom on 11/4/2008 and From: allenbergman on 1/4/2012 |
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Photo from YouTube |
Master Magician Kevin James performing
at the Las Vegas
"callbacks" on America's Got
Talent. I had no clue how
he did this amazing illusion
until I saw the next video
below. Click 'HERE'
to see this wonderful but gory movie.
If you get sound and no picture on my copy, press reload.
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Kevin James' Magic *Explanation* (S617, S781)
From: YouTube on 11/4/2008 Photo from YouTube |
The original explanation was
removed from YouTube.com.
In the original explanation,
the top half of the legs
is hidden in the table.
Click on the first source to
see an explanation of the top
half of the man. This
explanation is only a possible
solution.
The America's Got Talent video
appears cut. See Source2
to see the full act performed
at Orlando Universal Studios
Halloween Nights 2007.
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Subj: Where's
the Road? (S676b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 12/31/2009
A friend and I were driving in
the country looking for an
address. We found the town,
but we couldn't locate the
road.
We drove to the police station,
but they'd never heard of
the road. Neither had
the Fire Department. We went to
City Hall, where a community
get together was going on.
We consulted a map, with no
luck, until we happened to
ask one young man who knew exactly
where the road was.
He pointed to the map, showing
us exactly how to get
there.
I said, "Thank you! Are you with
the police or the Fire
Department?"
"Neither. I deliver pizzas."
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Other Occupation Jokes
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The Old Tablecloth Trick... (S773)
From: rfslick on 11/6/2011 Photo from YouTube.com |
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America's Got Talent
Michael Grasso Audition (S701b) From: Wimp.com on 6/21/2010 |
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The Great Cardini, 1957 Video (S686 in Movies2)
From: Wimp.com on 2/18/2010 Drawing from YouTube.com |
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Best Card Trick Ever (S684b)
From: AFine963 on 2/22/2010 |
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Female Matador (S680)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/25/2010 |
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Amazing Card Trick (S669b)
From: Wimp.com on 10/30/2009 Source: http://www.wimp.com/amazingtrick/ |
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Japanese Illusionist (S652b in Asian)
From: darrellvip on 7/6/2009 (Also see 'Sneezy' in Body Parts) |
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The Magician And The Magic Bed (S643c)
From: darrellvip on 5/6/2009 |
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The Modern Lumberjack (S638b)
From: tom on 4/1/2009 |
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Sam The Bellhop Card Trick (S625)
From: tom on 1/4/2009 Photo from Google.com...
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Magic Transformation (S624)
By Victor Voitko From: gordonschuk on 12/15/2008 |
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Subj: Locksmith's
Revenge (S622c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/25/2008
My friend's father is a locksmith
in a resort town. Once
he saw a group of beach goers
park near his shop and dump
trash from their car on his
property.
As soon as they were out of sight
and walking toward the
beach, the locksmith picked
the lock on their car door,
put the garbage back inside
and relocked the car.
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Andy Capp Comic Strip (S607c)
By Reg Smythe From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/25/2008 |
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From: kgilmour2000 on 3/13/2012 (S792)
What does your father do for
a living?
He is a magician. He cuts
people in two.
Do you have any brothers or
sisters?
Yes, one half-brother and one
half-sister....
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Smiley on phone from
CKButch4Femme on 3/14/2004 |