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Also see BALLS file - 'Matador
Has A Bad Day'
BANKING-SUPP2- 'Amazing
Mind Reader Reveals His Gift' - Movie
BREASTS file - 'Hardening
Of The Nipples'
CHURCH-SUPP - 'Handyman
Quits Synagogue'
CLOTHING file- 'A
Woman And Her Desires'
......................-
'Magic
Cloths' on America's Got Talent
CONDOM file - 'Young
Man Buys Some Condoms
......................-
'Young
Man Buys Some Condoms - Ver. 2'
CHURCH file - 'Painting
The Church'
COWBOY file - 'Ventriloquist
Cowboy And The Rancher'
ELDERLY2-SUPP- 'Oldest
Showgirl in the World'
ENGLISHMAN - 'Prince
Charles Vs The Photographer'
FARMER-SUPP - 'The Farmer And
The Bug Spray Salesman'
GAMES file - 'Bottom
Of The Sea'
GAMES2 file - 'The
Bridge Party And The Cleaning Lady'
GOD2 file - 'Woodcutter
Meets The Lord'
HEAVEN2 file - 'Teacher,
Garbageman, And Lawyer Go To Heaven'
HOOKER2 file - 'Whores
At A Druggist's Convention'
JEWISH3 file - 'The Taylor'
- Movie
MARRIAGE3 - 'Proxy
Father (photographer)'
MARRIAGE5 - 'Husband
Goes To Buy Tampons'
MARRIAGE6 - 'Man
Sees Magic Show '
MEXICAN file - 'Two
Jews In Mexico'
MOVIES file - 'The Garbageman's
Movie'
MUSIC-SUPP2 - 'Dancin'
The Boogie'
NUDIST file - 'Ursula
Martinez: Stripper Magician' - Movie
PENIS1 file - 'Drug
Makes Your Dick Last'
PENIS2 file - 'Female
Pharmacists'
PENIS3 file - 'Weatherman
Predicts Snow'
.........PHYSICS1
file- 'Blacksmith's Riddle'
PLANE1 file - 'Plane
Hired To Fly Over Fire'
POLIT-BUSH - 'Bush
Plans World War III'
PREGNANT file- 'Couple
Get Help For Pregnancy'
QTS-COMED-SUP- 'Jeff
Dunham And Walter'
RELIGION2 - 'Old
Store Owner Quotes Scriptures'
SEX-SUPP - 'Jack
The Optimist'
STORIES file - 'Little
Girl Buys A Miracle'
SWIMMING file- 'The Lifeguard'
WAITER-Waitrs- 'Shoe
Shop Next To French Restaurant'
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| Subj:
Dancing Skeleton Pan Handler (S515b)
From: edapsmas on 12/2/2006 |
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This 3,800 KB movie is about
an excellent puppeteer. You
can see it on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Grocery
Store Manager Stops Thief (S581)
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/7/2008
My friend is the manager at a
grocery store. Recently, he
nabbed a shoplifter in the act.
While escorting the
suspect to the office at the
front of the store (near
the cash registers), the shoplifter
broke free from his
grip and attempted a brazen
escape.
I should mention that my friend
was an all-county
linebacker in high school, so
it was with little effort
that he brought the shoplifter
down with a tackle. He
pinned the guy against the pickle
display, then looked
up to see a number of surprised
shoppers staring at him.
"Everything's fine, folks," he
reassured them. "This
guy just tried to go through
the express line with more
than nine items!"
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Subj: Feisty
Old Lady Vs The Electrician (S557b)
From: ginafm on 9/19/2007
A feisty old lady had to call
the electric company for a
repairman. After a quick
inspection, Al, the man from the
power company found the problem
and handed her a $70 bill
for labor.
"Labor charges! One hour?"
she exclaimed. "It only took
you five minutes!"
Al explained that his company
had a minimum one-hour charge
on every house call.
"Well, I want my remaining 55
minutes of labor," the lady
responded, and she handed him
a rake.
Al spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.
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Subj: Photographer's
Test In Florida (S500b)
From: flovilla on 8/16/2006
This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you
will discover where you stand
morally. The test features
an unlikely, completely fictional
situation in which you will
have to make a decision. Remember
that your answer needs to be
honest, yet spontaneous. Please
scroll down slowly and give
due consideration to each line.
THE SITUATION
You are in Florida, Miami to
be specific. There is chaos all
around you caused by a hurricane
with severe flooding. This
is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist
working for a major newspaper,
and you're caught in the middle
of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot career-
making photos. There are
houses and people swirling around you,
some disappearing under the
water. Nature is unleashing all of
its destructive fury.
THE TEST
Suddenly you see a man in the
water. He is fighting for his
life, trying not to be taken
down with the debris. You move
closer. Somehow the man
looks familiar. You suddenly realize
who it is. It's Jesse
Jackson! At the same time you notice
that the raging waters are about
to take him under forever.
You have two options--
You can save the life of Jesse
Jackson, or you can shoot a
dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning
photo, documenting the death
of one of the world's most powerful
politicians.
THE QUESTION is:
Please give an honest answer.
Would you select high contrast
color film, or would you go
with the classic simplicity
of black and white?
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Subj: The
Wal-Mart Greeter (S497, S676)
From: auntiegah on 8/1/2006
and
From: sam.hutkins on 12/30/2009
A very unattractive, mean actin'
woman walks into Wal-mart
with her two kids. After
shoving her way past several
customers waiting to get carts,
she says to the Wal-mart
greeter, "Go through those carts
and find me one that
doesn't need oiling for once!"
"Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige,"
says the Greeter, and goes
and picks out a cart for her.
"Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says.
"If you'd get out of my way,
maybe I could find out!"
snaps the woman.
"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says,
standing aside, "And
you and the twins have a nice
day."
The woman snarls, "They're not
twins, you moron! They
don't even look alike."
The greeter smiles, "No they
don't Ma'am. I just could
not believe you got laid twice."
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Subj: The
Great Zumbrati (S488b)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 5/25/2006
Upon finishing an exceptionally
dangerous tightrope walk over
Niagara Falls in appalling wind,
rain and limited visibility
'The Great Zumbrati' was met
by an enthusiastic supporter,
who urged him to make a return
trip, this time pushing a
wheelbarrow, which the spectator
had thoughtfully brought
along.
The Great Zumbrati was extremely
reluctant, given the terrible
conditions, but the supporter
pressed him, "You can do it - I
know you can," he urged.
"You really believe I can do it?" asked The Great Zumbrati.
"Yes - definitely - you can do it." the supporter gushed.
"Are you really 100% Certain,
even given these terrible winds",
Zumbrati queried again.
"Yes, Yes, Yes?", answered the fan, gushing with expectation.
"Okay," said Zumbrati, "Get in the wheelbarrow....."
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Subj: Exterminator
Tech Phone Call (S478b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 3/9/2006
Source: http://www.wtfun.com/fun26.php
My husband works as a service
technician for a large
exterminating company.
One of the rules of the company
is that he has to comfirm each
appointment by phone the
night before his service call
to that household.
One evening he made such a call,
and when a man answered
the phone, he said, "Hi, this
is Gary from A to Z Pest
Control Company. Your
wife phoned us." There was a long
silence, and then my husband
heard the man on the other
end say, "Honey, it's for you....someone
wants to talk to
you about your relatives."
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Subj: Small
Town Ambulance Driver (S477c)
From: LABLaughs.com on 3/8/2006
Driving a small town ambulance,
it was not uncommon for my
husband and I to stop at the
local grocer to buy food for
dinner after a call at the end
of the day. I had gone in
to get a head of lettuce and
some tomatoes, and unknown to
me the floor was wet. Down I
went, hitting my head hard.
When I came to, the manager of
the store was sitting beside
me telling me not to move, that
he had called 911.
At the same time my pager went
off and he looked at me and
asked, "What was that?"
"My pager," I said. "I am 911."
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Subj: The
Clock Repairman (S464b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 12/9/2005
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly
stops working right one
day, so he loads it into his
van and takes it to a clock
repair shop. In the shop is
a little old man who insists he
is Swiss, and has a heavy German
accent. He asks Harvey,
"Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but
it doesn't go
'tick-tock-tick-tock' anymore.
Now it just goes
'tick...tick...tick.'"
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and
steps behind the counter,
where he rummages around a bit.
He emerges with a huge
flashlight and walks over the
the grandfather clock. He
turns the flashlight on, and
shines it directly into the
clocks face. Then he says in
a menacing voice,
"Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
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Subj: Harry,
The Ice Man (s462b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 12/2/2005
During the summers in the early
1940's, my uncle Harry, a
young man working his way through
college, was working as
an ice man and drove an ice
truck up and down the streets
and alleys on the north side
Chicago looking for the "ice
cards" hung on the screen doors
and windows of the
residents who wished to purchase
ice for their ice boxes.
The cards usually had 3 settings;
25 lbs, 50 lbs and
100 lbs. It was a poor time,
the country just coming
out of the depression and facing
the start of WW ii.
There were two spinster sisters
that lived alone on the
second floor of a frame wooden
house on our block and
they sometimes would display
their ice card in the window
for 25 lbs.
My uncle, knew they could never
scrape together the money
to pay their bill but he always
stopped and took all the
broken ice pieces off his truck
and carried it up to their
place and packed it in their
small wooden ice box.
One day, towards the end of summer,
after he had packed
their box one of the sisters,
the younger one, stepped
out on the back porch and asked
to speak to him. She
seemed a bit shy and seemed
flushed in embarrassment,
"Young man my sister and I know
you have helped us this
summer with the ice, even when
knowing we could not pay.
We've read in books recently
that sometimes women offer
their bodies for sex in exchange
for favors. Well since
we have not been able to raise
any money we decided to
do that for you and since I
am the youngest I am
offering myself."
Well my uncle always claimed
that he tried to convince
her that it wasn't necessary,
but knowing him, that's
highly doubtful, but he said
after she insisted, he
finally gave in and said, "Okay"
and then they
supposedly went at it with youthful
fervor.
Afterwards, he thanked the woman
and dressed, took out
his receipt book and wrote "PAID
IN FULL" and handed it
to the sister.
The women looked at the bill
for only a second and blurted
out, "Now, look here, young
man, we got that ice a little
piece at a time and we damn
well intend paying for it the
same way!"
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Subj:
Triumph Gives The Hawaii Weather Report (S552)
From: ginafm on 8/14/2007 |
Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog,
gives The Hawaii weather
report in this 3,700 KB movie.
You can see it at the
source above, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Janitor
With Rocks (S454)
From: LABLaughsClean on 9/26/2005
A very small female janitor (4'10",
90 pounds) worked at
an amusement park and was told
to go out and sweep up the
grounds.
As she was getting ready to head
out to clean up, her
supervisor noticed her putting
rocks in her pockets. When
asked what she was doing, she
pointed out that it was so
windy out she was afraid of
getting knocked over by the
wind. 'So,' she said,
'now I weigh me down to sweep.'
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Subj: The
Hypnotist (S448)
From: RFSlick on 8/16/2005
A woman comes home and tells
her husband, "Remember those
headaches I've been having all
these years? Well, they're
gone."
"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"
His wife replies, "Margie referred
me to a hypnotist. He
told me to stand in front of
a mirror, stare at myself and
repeat 'I do not have a headache;
I do not have a headache,
I do not have a headache.' It
worked! The headaches are all
gone."
The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
His wife then says, "You know,
you haven't been exactly a
ball of fire in the bedroom
these last few years. Why don't
you go see the hypnotist and
see if he can do anything for
that?" The husband agrees
to try it.
Following his appointment, the
husband comes home, rips off
his clothes, picks up his wife
and carries her into the
bedroom. He puts her on
the bed and says, "Don't move,
I'll be right back." He
goes into the bathroom and comes
back a few minutes later and
jumps into bed and makes
passionate love to his wife
like never before.
His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back."
He goes back into the bathroom,
comes back and round two
was even better than the first
time. The wife sits up and
her head is spinning.
Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."
With that, he goes back in the
bathroom. This time, his
wife quietly follows him and
there, in the bathroom, she
sees him standing at the mirror
and saying, "She's not my
wife. She's not my wife.
She's not my wife!"
His funeral services will be held on Monday.
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Subj: Night
Watchman At A Factory (S422)
From: DafterLafter on 2/23/2005
(Also see 'Smuggling
From Mexico' in Bicycle)
A man got a job as a night watchman
at a factory. There
had been a lot of thefts by
the workers on the night shift,
and so every morning when the
night shift workers passed
through his gate it was his
job to check their bags and
pockets to make sure that nothing
was being stolen.
Things were going along very
well the first night on the job
until a man pushing a wheelbarrow
of newspaper came through
his gate. Aha, he thought, that
man thinks he can cover up
what he is stealing with that
newspaper. So he removed the
paper only to find nothing.
Still he felt that the man was
acting strangely, so he
questioned him about the paper.
"I get a little extra money from
newspapers I recycle, so I go
into the lunchroom and pick
up all the ones people have
thrown away."
The guard let him pass, but decided
to keep a close eye on
him.
The next night it was the same,
and the night after that.
Week after week it went on.
The same guy would push the
wheelbarrow of newspapers past
the guard's checkpoint. The
guard would always check and
find nothing.
Then one night, about a year
later, the guard reported for
work only to find a message
had been left for him telling
him to report to his supervisor.
He walked into the supervisor's
office and before he could
say a word, the boss said, "You're
fired!"
"Fired?" he asked in total surprise. "Why? What did I do?"
"It was your job to make sure
that no one stole anything
from this plant and you have
failed. So you're fired."
"Wait a minute, what do you mean
failed. Nobody ever stole
anything from this place while
I was on guard."
"Oh, really," the boss answered.
"Then how do you account
for the fact that there are
365 wheelbarrows missing?"
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Subj: Finding
A Claim Ticket From WWII (S421b)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 2/17/2005
Stanley comes home after his
mother's funeral to try to put
her place in order. He
goes up to the attic to look around
and finds an old trunk. Looking
in it, he discovers his
father's WWll uniform.
So he tries it on and it's a
little tight on him. Before
taking it off, he puts his hand
in the pocket and comes up
with a ticket. Looking at it,
he finds a shoe repair ticket
for Herman's on West 53rd Street
in New York, dated January
17th, 1942.
He can barely believe it.
An unclaimed ticket from 55 years
ago. Weeks later, Stabley happens
to be in the area of West
53rd and wanders over to see
where the shoe repair was. He
can't believe his good luck;
the shoe repair store is still
there. He wanders in and
tells the story of finding the
ticket to the old man.
The man says his name is Herman
and has owned the shop for
60 years. "Gimme the ticket"
says Herman and wanders to the
back of the shop. Stanley
is amazed. What good fortune!
What a coincidence!
Herman comes back. "I've
got your shoes. They'll be done
tomorrow!"
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Subj: Door-To-Door
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman (S410b, S634c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/25/2004
A little old woman answered a
knock on the door one day,
only to be confronted by a well-dressed
young man carrying
a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning,"
said the young man. "If
I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like
to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
"Go away!" said the old woman.
"I haven't got any money!" and
she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man
wedged his foot in the door
and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said.
"Not until you have at least
seen my demonstration."
In addition, with that, he emptied
a bucket of horse manure
onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not
remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet,
Madam, I will personally eat
the remainder."
The old woman stepped back and
said, "Well I hope you've got
a darned good appetite, because
they cut off my electricity
this morning.”
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Subj: Baby
Names Based On Occupation (S404b)
From: DafterLafter on 6/4/2004
(See 'What
Do You Call A...' in Handicapped)
Baby name ideas, based on your occupation.....
PROFESSION: NAME
Lawyer's daughter:
Sue
Thief's son:
Rob
Lawyer's son:
Will
Doctor's son:
Bill
Meteorologist's daughter:
Haley
Steam shovel operator's son:
Doug
Hair stylist's son:
Bob
Homeopathic doctor's son:
Herb
Justice of the peace's daughter:
Mary
Sound stage technician's son:
Mike
Hot-dog vendor's son:
Frank
Gambler's daughter:
Betty
Exercise guru's son:
Jim
Cattle thief's son:
Russell
Painter's son:
Art
Iron worker's son:
Rusty
TV show star's daughter:
Emmy
Movie star's son:
Oscar
Barber's son:
Harry
Housewife's son:
Dusty
Minister's daughter:
Faith
Day-trader's daughter:
Hope
Televangelist's daughter:
Charity
Geneticist's son:
Gene
Espresso vendor's son:
Joe
Undertaker's son:
Barry
Beautician's son:
Curly
Gardener's daughter:
Daisy
Florist's daughter:
Rose
Baker's daughter:
Cookie
Manicurist's son:
Hans
Athlete's son:
Victor
Plumber's son:
John
Accountant's son:
Ira
Musician's daughter:
Melody
Jeweler's daughter:
Opal
Gastrointerologist's daughter:
Fanny
Butcher's daughter:
Patty
Bartender's daughter:
Brandy
Counterfeiter's son:
Bill
Museum curator's son:
Art
Book printer's daughter:
Paige
Trout fisher's daughter:
Brook
Publisher's daughter:
Mag
Woodworker's daughter:
Peg
Tennis player's son:
Ace
Clothing manufacturer's daughter:
Polly Esther
Teacher's son:
Mark
Singer's twin daughters:
Harmony and Melody Highway
patrolman's son:
Chase
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Subj: How
To End The Careers Of Professionals (S402b)
From: jokes on 10/5/2004
If lawyers are disbarred and
clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can
be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed
(and eventually disfigured)
and dry cleaners depressed?
Laundry workers could decrease,
eventually becoming depressed
and depleted! Even more,
bedmakers will be debunked, baseball
players will be debased, landscapers
will be deflowered, bull-
dozer operators will be degraded,
organ donors will be delivered,
the BVD company will be debriefed,
and even musical composers
will eventually decompose.
As a student, I spent all my time
wishing to be detested and degraded.
On a more positive note though,
perhaps we can hope politicians
will be devoted.
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Subj: TV Repairman
And The Housewife (S402b)
From: Anonymous Junior on 10/02/04
The little sexy housewife was
built so well the TV repairman
couldn't keep his eyes off of
her. Every time she came in the
room, he'd near about jerk his
neck right out of joint looking
at her.
When he'd finished she paid him
and said, "I'm going to make
a . .well . unusual request.
But you have to first promise
me you'll keep it a secret."
The repairman quickly agreed
and she went on. "Well, it's
kind of embarrassing to talk
about, but while my husband is
a kind, decent man -- sigh --
he has a certain physical
weakness. A certain disability.
Now, I'm a woman and you're
a man . . "
The repairman could hardly speak, "Yes yes!"
"And since I've been wanting
to ever since you came in the
door . . ."
"Yes yes!"
"Would you help me move the refrigerator?"
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Subj: Texas
Pharmacy Sells Drugs At Cost (S399b)
From: jerry on 8/9/2004
McKinney pharmacy of Texas has
announced that they will now
sell prescription drugs to uninsured
and underinsured customers
at cost. This is good.
But the article indicates, as
an example, that a drug, normally
costing $240 will cost just
$16.68 for these folks. And you
thought it was the drug companies
who were making all the profit
on drugs, didn't you?
This is bad.
Houston Chronicle 31-Jul-4
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Subj: Plumber's
Truck (S395)
From: gheckman on 8/22/2004
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Subj: Lady
Talks To Pharmacist (S371b)
From: dmswitzer1325 on 2/28/2004
A lady walks into a drug store
and tells the pharmacist she
needs some Cyanide. The
pharmacist said, "Why in the world
do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed
it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big
and he said, "Lord have mercy,
I can't give you cyanide to
kill your husband! That's
against the law! They'll
throw both of us in jail and I'll
lose my license."
The lady reached into her purse
and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife and handed it
to the pharmacist. The
pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well now, you
didn't tell me you had a
prescription."
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Subj: Shoe
Repair (S341b)
From: LABLaughs.com on 7/23/2003
Arnold and his wife were cleaning
out the attic one day when
he came across a ticket from
the local shoe repair shop. The
date stamped on the ticket showed
that it was over eleven
years old. They both laughed
and tried to remember which of
them might have forgotten to
pick up a pair of shoes over a
decade ago.
"Do you think the shoes will
still be in the shop?" Arnold
asked.
"Not very likely," his wife said.
"It's worth a try," Arnold said,
pocketing the ticket. He
went downstairs, hopped into
the car, and drove to the
store.
With a straight face, he handed
the ticket to the man
behind the counter.
With a face just as straight,
the man said, "Just a
minute. I'll have to look for
these."
He disappeared into a dark corner
at the back of the shop.
Two minutes later, the man called
out, "Here they are!"
"No kidding?" Arnold called
back. "That's terrific! Who
would have thought they'd still
be here after all this
time."
The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.
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Subj: The
Clock Repairman (S309)
From: LABLaughs.com on 1/1/2003
Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly
stops working right one
day, so he loads it into his
van and takes it to a clock
repair shop. In the shop
is a little old man who insists
he is Swiss, and has a heavy
German accent. He asks Harvey,
"Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but
it doesn't go 'tick-tock-
tick-tock' anymore. Now
it just goes 'tick...tick...tick.'"
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and
steps behind the counter,
where he rummages around a bit.
He emerges with a huge
flashlight and walks over the
the grandfather clock. He
turns the flashlight on, and
shines it directly into the
clocks face. Then he says in
a menacing voice,
"Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
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Subj: Short
Other Occupation Jokes
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Herman On The Magician's Convention (S595c)
By Jim Unger From: Comics.com on 6/15/2008 |
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Grand Canyon Photographer (S593c)
From: tom on 5/29/2008 |
Chris wrote and explained that
the four photos were real,
but the whole thing was a fake
and that I should have
checked it at Snopes.com.
You can see how the pictures
were staged at the bottom of
the attached web page.
Thank you Chris for catching
my error.
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Subj: Two
Economists Are Walking Down The Street (S453)
From: Anon Jr. on 9/22/2005
Source: http://netec.wustl.edu/JokEc.html
Two economists were walking
down the street when they noticed
two women yelling across the
street at each other from their
apartment windows.
"Of course they will never come
to agreement" stated the first
economist.
"And why is that" inquired his
companion.
"Why, of course, because they
are arguing from different premises."
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Steve Martin's "The Great Flydini"
From: edapsmas on 5/12/2008 and From: virv on 4/3/2013 (S591b, S947d) |
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Subj:
The Magician And The Window (S591)
From: darrellvip on 5/12/2008 |
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Subj: Human
Cannonball Retires From Circus (S447)
From: Readers Digest on September of 2005
After a long career of being
blasted into a net, the human
cannonball was tired.
He told the circus owner he was going
to retire.
"But you can't" protested the
boss. "Where am I going to
find another man of your caliber?"
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The Nude Magician (S567b)
From: Unknown on 11/30/2007 |
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Subj:
The Magician And The Quarter (S567)
From: Unknown on 11/30/2007 |
| Subj:
Contortionist (S552d)
From: ginafm on 8/16/2007 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90By5VSaWR4 |
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Subj:
The Juggler - GIF (S533b)
From: rfslick on 4/8/2007 |
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Grocery Store Magician (S528)
From: auntiegah on 3/3/2007 |
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The Juggler (S479c)
..........From: igiggle on 3/26/2006 and From: rfslick on 3/6/2007 |
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The British Dry Cleaners (S477b)
From: darrell94590 on 3/7/2006 |
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Subj:
The Carpet Layer (S475c)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 2/1/2006 |
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Repairing Our Space Station (S437)
From: LABLaughsRiddles on 6/13/2005 |
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From: LABLaughs.com on 6/23/2003 (S334b)
There's no workman, whatsoever
he be, that may both
work well and hastily.
-- Chaucer (c. 1343 - 1400)
From: LABLaughsClean on 1/19/2005 (S416b)
"A doctor can bury his mistakes
but an architect can only
advise his clients to plant
vines." -- Frank Lloyd Wright
From: RFSlick on 9/22/2007 (S557b -
tho-learn-supp2)
Wisdom is not knowing when to
pick-up something hot,
but knowing to put it back down.
A blacksmith had just gotten
done making a new horseshoe.
It had just turned from red
back to brown when a boy walked
into the shop. Holding
the horseshoe with a set of tongs,
the blacksmith thrust it forward
and said "Here boy look
at this."
The boy took the horseshoe in
his hand and immediately
handed it back.
The blacksmith asked "Why did you return it so fast?"
The boy answered "It doesn't
take me long to look at
a horseshoe."
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