A blonde gets home early from shopping and
hears strange noises coming from the bed-
room.  She rushes upstairs to find her
husband naked on the bed,sweating and
panting.

'What's up?' she asks.
'I'm having a heart  attack,' cries the
husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the
phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-
year-old son comes up and says, 'Mommy!
Mommy!  Aunt Shirley is hiding in your
closet, and she's got no clothes on!'

The blonde slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, right past her
husband, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there is her sister, totally
naked and cowering on the closet floor.

'You rotten Bitch, she screams. 'My hus-
band's having a heart attack, and you're
running around naked scaring the kids!!'