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Subj:     Redneck-Supp Jokes
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Includes the following:  Redneck Biker - Drawing (DU in Supp2)
.........................Redneck Boating - Video (S932 in Supp2)
.........................Cletus And Billy Bob (S733, S813 in Supp2)
.........................Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting - Video (S757 in Supp2)
.........................Colt Ford - No Trash In My Trailer - Music Video (S947-Sup2)
.........................Hee Haw - Gloom Despair And Agony On Me (S1022 in Supp2)
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.........................Hillbilly Dream Catcher - Photo (S931)
.........................Kevin Skinner On America's Got Talent - Video (S705b)
.........................Bubba's 21st Birthday (S608c)
.........................Thank God I'm A Country Boy - Video (S656b)
.........................Jethro Learns About Sex (S628)
.........................The Slingshot Man - Video (S626)
.........................Sears Catalog Order (S608b)
.........................Redneck Art - Video (S598c)
.........................Two Rednecks Win At Wal-Mart (S443, S617c)
.........................White Trash Christmas - Video (S464b)
.........................Uncle And Nephew Say Prayers Before Bed (S422b)
.........................Redneck Bungee-Jumping - Video (S525c)
.........................Two Rednecks Discuss Infidelity (S392b, S646b)
.........................Are You A Redneck Quiz (S398, S604b)
.........................Jeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Video (S672)
.........................Three Nationalities In A Sauna (S317b, S658)
.........................Redneck Etiquette (S57)
.........................Short Redneck Jokes
..............................Redneck Medical Dictionary (S790)
..............................Redneck College Exam (S810)
..............................Close Encounters Of The Redneck Kind - Video (S682)
..............................Sex Test For Rednecks (S641c, S806)
..............................Redneck Word For Today (S637c)
..............................Texas Ditch Surfing - Video (S575)
..............................Redneck Fire Alarm (S612b)
..............................Georgia Safe Cracker (S523b)
..............................Redneck 911 Call (S608)
..............................Earl And Bubba Discuss Wives (S604b)
..............................Red State Update - Video (S593)
..............................Solving Redneck Murders (S364)
..............................Redneck Condos (S580c)
..............................Jim-Bob Wants To Get Married (S345)
..............................Home Depot Hot Dogs - Video (S579b)
..............................Redneck Lawnmower Beer Run - Video (S576b)
..............................Steve's Second Lawnmower DUI - Video (S633c)
..............................Redneck Power Windows - Videos (S574)
..............................Redneck Siding (S565b)
..............................If My Nose Was Running Money - Video (S561b)
..............................Redneck Waterskiing - GIF (S886)
..............................Redneck Harley (S559c)
..............................Redneck Gingerbread House (S559b)
..............................Redneck Theme Park Ride (S544b)
..............................Redneck Doormats (S745)
..............................Hillbillies New Names (S528c)
..............................Redneck Christmas Lights (S522c)
..............................Redneck Coffee Table (S522c)
..............................Redneck TimeOut (S522)
..............................Redneck Rockwell Christmas (S517b)
..............................Redneck Riverboat (S505)
..............................Alcohol And Ammo - Game (S503)
..............................Redneck Wedding Cake (S487c)
..............................Redneck Doorbell (S483b)
..............................Redneck Hot Tub (S472c)
..............................Redneck Wedding (S472)
..............................Sheep Lovers - Cartoon (S444)
..............................Redneck Pool (S439b)
..............................Hillbilly Fishing - Video (S569b)
..............................Lousiana Quarter (S424b)

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Subj:     Hillbilly Dream Catcher (S931)
          From: WhiteTrashRepairs.com
 Source: http://whitetrashrepairs.com/white-
.........trash/hillbilly-dream-catcher/
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Subj:     Kevin Skinner On America's Got Talent
          From: Jessibel Punzalan Gonzales
          on Facebook on 7/18/2010 (S704b,d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/_NgMolL1gR8

 This video is Kevin Skinner's audition on America's Got
 Talent on June 30th, 2009.  Kevin Sings Garth Brooks'
 "If Tomorrow Never Comes".  Click 'HERE' to hear this
 great, country singer.
 

 The source has the best sound and picture.

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Subj:     Bubba's 21st Birthday (S608c)
          From: allenbergman on 8/26/2008

 Bubba had long heard the stories of an amazing family
 tradition.  It seems that his father, grandfather and
 great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on
 their 21st birthday.  On that special day, they'd each
 walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for
 their first legal drink.

 So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his
 pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake,
 Bubba stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned!  Jim
 Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.  Furious
 and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother.

 'Grandma, he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday, so why can't
 I walk 'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and
 his father before him?

 Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said,
 'Because your father, your grandfather and your great
 grandfather were born in January, when the lake is frozen,
 and you were born in July, you dumbass'.

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Subj:.....Thank God I'm A Country Boy (S656b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/29/2009
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/tegXX6NT9SM

 A bunch of clips of country boys and hicks doing stupid
 things. Click 'HERE' to see this silly video.

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Subj:     Jethro Learns About Sex (S628)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/22/2009

 One day, Jethro asked, "Paw, what is Sex?" Paw says, "Since
 you are a big boy I will show you." Paw hollers, "Maw get
 yourself in here!"

 Paw then says,"Maw, take your clothes off and get on the
 bed.  Now spread your legs. "Paw says,"Jethro see that thar
 little hole?  Now watch this!"  In the midst of Paw's
 demonstration Little Sally comes in and exclaims, "What
 is going on? "Jethro answers, "Paw is teaching me about
 sex.  "Little Sally asks, "What is Sex? "Jethro replies,
 "See that little hole on Paw? Now watch this!"

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Subj:     The Slingshot Man (S626)
          From: gattica30 on 1/9/2009
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/9ieWrWLjii0

 Click 'HERE' to learn about this amazing slingshot shooter.

Top
Subj:     Sears Catalog Order (S608b)
          From: tom on 9/2/2008

 Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring
 the models.  One says to the other, 'Have you seen the
 beautiful girls in this here catalog?'

 The second one replies, 'Yep, they are very beautiful,
 and look at the price, ooowweee!!

 The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow, they aren't
 very expensive.  At this price, I'm buying one.'

 The second one smiles and pats him on the back. 'Good idea
 Jed'.  Order one and if she's as beautiful as she is in
 the catalog, I'll  get one too.'

 Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks his friend,
 'Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears
 catalog?'

 The second redneck replies, 'No, but she shouldn't be long
 now, cuz she mailed me all her underwear yesterday.

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Subj:.....Redneck Art (S598c in Art-Supp)
          From: ft.apache on 6/27/2008

 This redneck artist does a beautiful picture while he is
 eating barbacued ribs.  To see this video, click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Two Rednecks Win At Wal-Mart (S443, S617c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/18/2005
 (Also see 'Ole, Sven and Lars Win Prizes' in Swedish_Etc)

 While Bubba and Billy Bob, two rednecks from Lenoir,N.C.
 were in the local Wal-Mart they decided to get in on the
 weekly charity raffle.

 They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The
 following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a
 prize.

 Billy Bob won 1st place; a years supply of gourmet
 spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.

 Bubba won 6th prize; a toilet brush.

 About a week or so had passed when the men met back at
 Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to
 which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"

 Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet
 brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna
 go back to paper."

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Subj:     White Trash Christmas (S464b in Christmas1)
          From: darrell94590 on 12/13/2005
 Source: http://www.andycouch.com/whitetrashxmas/

 This SWF, cartoon is very cute.  You can view it
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Uncle And Nephew Say Prayers Before Bed (S422b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 2/22/2005

 The boy's father was a dirt farmer in a very poor, hard
 scrabble,district of the back hills country. One day his
 Uncle Arnie came to visit. Since there were limited
 accommodations, the uncle was required to sleep in with
 the boy, his young nephew.

 When Uncle Arnie came into the bedroom, he saw the little
 boy kneeling at the side of the bed with his head bowed. - -
 Admiring the boy's apparent religious upbringing, he decided
 to present a good example and kneeled at the other side of
 the bed with his head bowed too.

 The boy looked up, startled, and asked his uncle, "Whatcha
 doin'?"

 "Why, the same thing you're doing boy", replied the Uncle.

 "Ma's gonna be awful mad", exclaimed the boy.

 "Why will she be mad?" asked a puzzled Uncle Arnie.

 The boy responded,

 "Because the bed pan's on this side!"

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Subj:     Redneck Bungee-Jumping (S525c in Other-Sports)
          From: gordonschuk on 1/28/07

 This video looks like a lot of scary fun.  You can
 view it by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Two Rednecks Discuss Infidelity (S392b, S646b)
          From: Imogenelumen on 8/4/2004
      and From: hellgunner50 on 5/24/2009
 (See 'Guys Discuss Premarital Sex' in Marriage6)

 Two good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around
 talking one afternoon over a cold beer . . .

 After a while the first guy says to the second, "If'n I
 was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love
 to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got
 pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

 The second guy crooked his head sideways for a minute,
 scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real
 hard about the question.  Finally, he says, "Well, I
 don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."

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Subj:     Are You A Redneck Quiz (S398, S604b)
          From: Quizsarama on Sept. 6,2004
 Source: (Removed from quizarama.com)
Bubba drawing
from Quizarama

  1.  How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
      A. 7
      B. 8
      C. 9

  2.  What was the number of Richard Petty's car?
      A. 23
      B. 37
      C. 43

  3.  Bill Dance is good at what?
      A. Fishin'
      B. Huntin'
      C. Line Dancin'

  4.  Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?
      A. University of Alabama
      B. University of Georgia
      C. University of Tennessee

  5.  In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM
      small-block V8?
      A. 283
      B. 243
      C. 267

  6.  A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?
      A. Italian
      B. Spanish
      C. French

  7.  What is a chigger?
      A. A Texan Cigar
      B. A Redbug
      C. A Tool

  8.  What is scrapple?
      A. A Medical Tool
      B. A Sausage-like Loaf
      C. A Musical Instrument

  9.  Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"
      A. Jackson, MS
      B. Baton Rouge, LA
      C. Panama City, FL

 10.  What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?
      A. Spanish Moss
      B. Leaves
      C. Aligator Hides

 11.  If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
      A. A Cow
      B. A Bull
      C. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

 12.  Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"
      A. Willie Nelson
      B. George Strait
      C. Hank Williams

 13.  What are grits made out of?
      A. Corn
      B. Oatmeal
      C. Potatos

 14.  What is a scuppernong?
      A. A Wild Pig
      B. A Wild Grape
      C. A Wild Goat

 15.  What color is your John Deere?
      A. Red
      B. Blue
      C. Green
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 Answers
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  1. A. Seven Vienna Sausages are in a can.
  2. C. The number of Richard Petty's car was 43.
  3. A. Bill Dance is good at Fishin'.
  4. B. Herschel Walker play football for University of Georgia.
  5. A. The smallest 1966 GM small-block V8 is 283 cubic inches.
  6. C. A Cajun is likely to speak French.
  7. B. A chigger is a redbug.
  8. B. A scrapple is a sausage-like loaf.
  9. C. The 'Redneck Riviera' is Panama City, FL.
 10. A. That fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree is Spanish Moss.
 11. C. If you mated a heifer and a steer, you would get
        nothing. A steer has been castrated.
 12. C. Hank Williams sang "Your Cheatin' Heart."
 13. A. Grits made out of corn.
 14. B. A scuppernong A wild grape.
 15. C. Green is the color of your John Deere.

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 Your 'Redneck' Rating
 =====================
 If you got 0 to 4 right.
 "It turns out a monkey is more of a redneck
 that you are.  Feel safe in the knowledge that
 your family tree is probably very far reaching."
 ------------------------
 If you got 5 to 8 right.
 "You did ok but your not a redneck.  You probably
 visited the south a few times but obviously managed
 to escape without the words y'all and fixin' ta
 being added perminantly to your vocabulary."
 ------------------------
 If you got 9 to 11 right.
 "You scored well this means you are one of 3 things.
 1) You are exceptionally bright.
 2) You used to be a redneck but have moved out
    out of the south and are in remission.
 3) You are a redneck but trying ot hide it."
 ------------------------
 If you got 12 to 15 right.
 "You are a redneck.  Be proud, Stand straight. Stand
 tall, but stand over there because the wind is blowing
 the smell of your skoal in my direction."

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Subj:     Jeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas
          From: gattica30
          on 12/17/2009 (S672 in Christmas2)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/VJOe3CXE-mA

 The original song was written by Rodney Carrington.
 Jeff Foxworthy rewrote the song and improved it greatly.
 Click 'HERE' to see the video from his CD.

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Subj:     Three Nationalities In A Sauna (S317b, S658)
          From: christyhenning on 2/27/2003
      and From: ginafm on 8/12/2009
 (Also see 'European Fake Cell Phone Commercial' in Phone-Supp
.......and 'Bill Gates And Farting' in Famous-Gates
.......and 'Man with Hand Phone Goes Into A Bar' in BAR2)

 Three men, one German, one Japanese and a Cajun were
 sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping
 sound.  The German pressed his fore arm and the beep
 stopped.  The others looked at him questioningly.
 "That was my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under
 the skin of my arm."

 A few minutes later a phone rang.  The Japanese fellow
 lifted his palm to his ear.  When he finished he explained,
 "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

 The Cajun felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone
 he decided he had to do something just as impressive.  He
 stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.  He
 returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his
 behind.  The others raised their eyebrows and stared at
 him.  The Cajun finally said------- "Well, will you look
 at that, I'm getting a fax."

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Subj:     Redneck Etiquette (S57)
          From: mbucher on 98-03-04

 PERSONAL HYGIENE
 ----------------
 Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a
 hand-me-down item.

 While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that
 should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

 Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several
 days.  However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of
 good money.

 Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no,
 as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter
 the tastes of finger foods.

 Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work.  A
 cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can
 accomplish the same goal and save hours.  Its a good idea
 to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.
 

 DINING OUT
 ----------
 When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper
 cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of
 the vine.  If drinking directly from the bottle, always
 hold it with your fingers covering the label.

 Remember to leave a generous tip for good service.  After
 all, their mobile home costs just as much as yours.
 

 ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
 -------------------------
 A centerpiece for the table should never be anything
 prepared by a taxidermist.

 Do not allow the dog to eat at the table... no matter
 how good his manners are.

 Be considerate of your guests.  Point out in advance
 where the injury-threatening springs are located on
 the sofa.

 If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the
 decency to leave them alone for a few minutes.
 

 DATING (Outside the Family)
 ---------------------------
 Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on
 the first date.

 No matter how broke you are, never take your date
 flowers that were stolen from a cemetery.

 Be aggressive.  Let her know you are interested: "I've
 been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff
 on the men's bathroom wall two years ago."

 Establish with her parents what time she is expected
 back.  Some will say 10:00.  Others might say "Monday."
 If the latter is the answer, it's the boy's responsib-
 ility to get her to school on time.

 If a girl's name does not appear regularly on a bathroom
 wall, water tower, or an overpass, odds are good that
 the date will end in frustration.

 Even if you can't get a date, avoid kidnapping.  It's
 bad for your reputation.
 

 THEATER ETIQUETTE
 -----------------
 Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up
 immediately after the movie has ended.

 Refrain from talking to characters on the screen.  Tests
 have proven they can't hear you.
 

 WEDDINGS
 --------
 Livestock usually is a poor choice for a wedding gift.

 Is it okay to bring a date to a wedding?  Not if you are
 the groom.

 When dancing, never remove undergarments, no matter how
 hot it is.

 Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you cut.

 A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost
 effective but also a proven fly deterrent.

 For the groom, at least rent a tux.  A leisure suit with
 a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a natty
 appearance.  Though uncomfortable, say yes to socks and
 shoes for this special occasion.
 

 DRIVING ETIQUETTE
 -----------------
 Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the
 gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

 When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the
 largest tires always has the right of way.

 Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

 When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it
 is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

 Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially
 when driving.

 Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your
 kids can fit in.

 Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
 

 TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
 ----------------------
 Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they
 press charges.

 Always identify people in your yard before shooting
 at them.

 Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone
 else's car.

 It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

 Even if you're certain that you are included in the
 will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the
 funeral home.

 The socially refined never fish coins out of public
 toilets, especially if other people are around.

 If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change
 the sheets.

 Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.
 


Subj:     Short Redneck Jokes

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Subj:     Redneck Medical Dictionary (S790)
          From: virv on 3/1/2012Drawing from Comedy Central Stand-Up
 Source: http://appraisersforum.com/showthread.php?t=139930
 Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not
 take medical terminology seriously.  You are going to die
 anyway, so live life.  Click 'HERE' to see the Redneck
 Medical Dictionary.
 

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Subj:     Redneck College Exam (S810)
          From: tom on 7/16/2012
Drawing from College Life...
 Source: http://bitsandpieces.us/2011/02/26/redneck-college-exam/
 Click 'HERE' to try this cute, easy, but hard test.
 

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Subj:     Close Encounters Of The Redneck Kind (S682)
          From: GILBERT.HENDERSON.JR
          on 2/6/2010 (in Aliens)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tOnd3NZ_HQ
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute remake of this famous movie scene.
 

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Subj:     Sex Test For Rednecks (S641c, S806)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/21/2009
      and From: Ivica and John Ivica Sipos on 6/19/12
 Source: http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/2009/04/
.........01/sex-test-for-rednecks-2/#sthash.MBhzpjiu.dpbs
 (also see 'The Polish Intelligence Test' in Test1)
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, silly, wrong definition test.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Word For Today (S637c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 3/21/2009
 The Redneck Word for the Day is "Obama".  Click 'HERE'
 to learn why.
 

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Subj:     Texas Ditch Surfing (S575d)
          From: rfslick on 1/18/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/dYb954Oi2Bk
 (See 'Shark Surfing' in SWIMMING)
 This video is guaranteed to bring a smile to your
 redneck face.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Fire Alarm (S612b)
          From: rfslick
          on 9/30/2008
 You can view this cute, silly picture by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Georgia Safe Cracker (S523b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult2
          on 1/23/2007
 A "Safe Cracker" in New York is a person who opens a
 victim's safe without knowing the combination;......
 in Georgia it's an AIDS-free white girl on the pill.
 

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Subj:     Redneck 911 Call (S608 in Phone-Supp)
          From: darrellvip
          on 8/31/2008
 You can listen to this cute, short audio file in a
 video by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Earl And Bubba Discuss Wives (S604b)
          From: gordonschuk on 7/19/2007
 Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,
 chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says,
 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife she ain't spoke to
 me in over 2 months.'

 Earl spits, sips his beer and says, 'Better think it
 over, women like that are hard to find.'
 
 

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Subj:     Red State Update (S593 in Political-Supp)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/1/2008
Photo from RedStateUpdate.com
 Source: http://www.sitemason.com/newspub/fQKJvW?id=56117
 Jackie and Dunlap have some advice for the Democrats.
 You can view this very funny red state update by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Solving Redneck Murders (S364)
          From: Imogenelumen on 1/16/2004
 Two reasons why it is nearly impossible to solve a
 redneck murder:
 1. All the DNA is the same.

 2. There are no dental records.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Condos (S580c)
          From: gayleheckman on 2/29/2008
 This set of homes is very cute, but too many steps.
 Click 'HERE' to view them.
 

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Subj:     Jim-Bob Wants To Get Married (S345)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 8/10/2003
 Jim-Bob decided he wanted to get married and brought up the
 subject with his Ma and Pa over supper.

 "Jim-Bob," Ma said, "yous the baby of the family. You can't
 be gettin' married yet."

 "But ma," he protested, "I just had me my 40th birthday."

 "That's right, Jim-Bob," Pa said, "but me and Ma thinks you
 best be puttin' off gettin' married till after you finish
 high school."
 

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Subj:     Home Depot Hot Dogs (S579b in Food-Supp)
          From: cappucinid on 2/25/2008
 In this video, Larry the Cable Guy discusses eating hot
 dogs at the Home Depot.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Lawnmower Beer Run (S576b)
          From: AFine963 on 1/24/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/RNPxIibhcKY
 This video is of a drunk redneck, who is driving his lawnmower
 on the highway, being arrested.  You can see it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Steve's Second Lawnmower DUI (S633c)
          From: tom on 2/25/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/95qZtwJNjxk
 Steve knows his rights!  It's South Louisiana's own out
 on the Lawn Mower again.  This is not the first and I
 am sure it won't be the last.  Steve gets the Taser on
 this afternoon in 2007.  You can view this funny video
 by clicking 'HERE'.

 In 2005 Steve got arrested for drunk lawnmower driving.
 You can watch this video by clicking on the above story.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Power Windows (S574d)
          From: rfslick on 1/15/2008
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/1uG6grzdUf8
 This short video is too cute to miss.  Click 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Siding (S565b)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 11/14/2007
..........At: (Removed from buffalosjokes.com)
 I love redneck ingenuity.  This is really a great idea.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:   "If My Nose Was Running Money"(S561b)
        From: rfslick on 10/16/2007 (in Mus-Sup)
 By Aaron Wilburn................Photo from YouTube...
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/egCeIwjIuZM
 (See '"Cat In The Kettle" By Aaron Wilburn' in Food2)
 You can view and listen to this cute, humorous song
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Waterskiing - GIF (S886d)
          Made by: Bert The Conqueror
          GIF from: GagReport.com
 Source: http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/
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Subj:     Redneck Harley (S559c in Harley)
          From: momndadac on 10/1/2007
 You can see this unusual picture by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Gingerbread House (S559b)
          From: momndadac on 10/1/2007
 You can see this cute picture by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj:     Redneck Theme Park Ride (S544b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/12/2007
..........At: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 I wished I had grown up with something cool like this ride.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Doormats (S745)
          From: rfslick on 4/19/2011
 Source: (Removed from djmick.co.uk)
 You can view these nineteen, cute doormats by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Hillbillies New Names (S528c)
          From: AFine963 on 3/1/2007
 Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading
 America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will
 no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES.  You must now
 refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICAN.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Christmas Lights (S522c)
          From: drgolfmd on 1/19/2007
 You can view these Redneck Christmas Lights by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Coffee Table (S522c)
          From: drgolfmd on 1/19/2007
 You can view this beautiful, guy type table by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck TimeOut (S522)
          From: tnkr on 1/18/2007
..........At: (Removed from ebaumsworld.com)
 You can view this cute, amazing photo by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Rockwell Christmas (S517b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 12/6/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 This really does look like a Norman Rockwell picture from the
 1950s.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Riverboat (S505)
          From: jbcary1 on 9/27/2006
 You can view this cute picture by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Alcohol And Ammo (S503 in Games2)
          From: catlynnbray on 9/7/2006
 Source: (Removed from crass.on.ru)
 This is a fun, redneck, target shooting game.  You can play
 it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Wedding Cake (S487c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 5/20/2006
..........At: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 Southern ingenuity has always impressed frugal me.  This
 cake looks great.  You can view the cake by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Doorbell (S483b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/20/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this redneck's doorbell by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Hot Tub (S472c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 1/24/2006
..........At: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 Actually, this is quite ingenious until an accident happens.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Wedding (S472 in Wedding)
          From: LABLaughsAdult  on 1/24/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 These are two actual photos from a Kentucky wedding.  You can
 view them by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Sheep Lovers (S444)
          From: darrell94590 on 7/22/2005
 To view this cute, dirty cartoon click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Redneck Pool (S439b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/21/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view the picture by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Hillbilly Fishing (S569b in Fishing2)
          From: gordonschuk on 12/8/2007
 This video shows you a unique way to catch those
 very large catfish.  Click 'HERE' to view.
 

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Subj:     Lousiana Quarter (S424b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/8/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
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From: LABLaughsAdult on 9/30/2004 (S404b)
 Q: What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy?
 A: A family reunion.

From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/10/2005 (S437b)
 Q: How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married?
 A: There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
    pickup truck.

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