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"WHERE
is my SUNDAY paper?!"
The irate customer
calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday
edition was.
"Madam", said the
newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered
until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a
long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition
as she was heard to mutter,
"Well, shit, that
explains why no one was at church today." |
