(Includes 22 jokes and articles, 26776,17,cf)
Elderly Walking from
Josephs Free Stuff
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Elderly4-Supp, long and short jokes
(Includes 22 jokes and articles, 26776,17,cf) |
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Elderly Walking from Josephs Free Stuff |
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The Zimmers "My Generation" (S581)
From: rfslick on 3/8/2008 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqfFrCUrEbY |
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Senior Citizens Rocking Out!
This is really cool! Turn up
your speakers and enjoy!
You can see the video at the
source above, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Stroll Down Memory Lane (S601c in Tho-Time-Supp)
From: tom on 7/18/2008 |
This 6,200 KB movie is a series
of still pictures from the
50s shown with Dean Martin singing
the song "Memories" in
the background. Click
'HERE'
to view and listen.
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Subj: Elderly
Couple Meets On The Beach (S636)
From: Anonymous Jr. on 3/14/2009
Source: http://www.dodgeboard.com/forums
........./funny-bone/44-joke-bank-23.html
A recently widowed Jewish lady,
was sitting on a beach
towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida.
She looked up and noticed
that a man her age had walked
up, placed his blanket on
the sand nearby and began reading
a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike
up a conversation with him.
"Hello, sir, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed
away last year," he replied,
and again turned back to his
book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Suntree,"
he answered, and then resumed
reading.
Trying to find a topic of common
interest, Sarah persisted.
"Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his
book down, jumped off his
blanket onto hers, tore off
both their swimsuits and gave
her the most passionate ride
of her life!
As the cloud of sand began to
settle, Sarah gasped and
asked the man, "How did you
know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name is Katz?"
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Back To The Sixties (S601b in Tho-Time-Supp)
From: tom on 7/19/2008 |
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This 6,000 KB movie shows 1960s
History and the music featuring
Elvis Presley, The Beatles,
Chubby Checker, American Bandstand,
Wal Mart, K Mart, Woodstock,
Surfing, Woodie, Surfboard, John F.
Kennedy, Martin Luther King,
Robert Kennedy, man on the moon,
and the Apollo moon landing.
You can view it at the above
source, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: A Group
Of Elderly Tour Holland (S552, S752)
From: ginafm on 8/19/2007
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From: allenbergman on 6/10/2011
A group of Americans were traveling
by tour bus through
Holland. As they stopped
at a cheese farm, a young guide
led them through the process
of cheese making, explaining
that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively
hillside where many goats were
grazing.
"These" she explained "are the
older goats put out to pasture
when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you
do in America with your old
goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!!
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Subj: Short
Elderly Jokes
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Subj: Happy
Hour (S776)
From: Lu Ann Smith Braggs
Source1: Facebook
on 11/26/2011
Source2: Vi.Sualize.Us
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Jerry Holbert Cartoon (S773)
From: Catherine Coxon (on Facebook) Source: PhotoBucket.com |
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Sex At 83! (S717 in Sex-Supp)
From: lubin100 on 10/14/2010 Drawing from Susty.com |
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Pickles Comic Strip (S701b)
By Brian Crane From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/24/2010 |
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Subj: When
I Was A Kid (S744)
From: Kay Knight on Facebook on 4/14/2011
Source: http://forums.fourtitude.com/showthread.php?
.........5262233-quot-When-I-was-a-kid-I-didn-t-have-...-quot
When I was a kid I didn't have
an XBox, or Wii.
I had a bike and a curfew (the
street lights).
Mom didn't call my cell, she
yelled outside, "time to come in".
I played outside with friends,
not Online.
If I didn't eat what my mom
made me then I didn't eat.
Hand sanitizer didn't exist,
but you COULD get
your mouth washed out with soap.
Re-post this if you drank water
out of a hose...and survived!
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The Flying McCoys Cartoon (S663b)
by Glenn and Gary McCoy From: GoComics.com on 9/23/2009 |
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Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S630b)
By Wiley Miller From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/1/2009 |
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Subj: Newly
Retired Man Gets Up Late (S686)
From: LABLaughsClean on 2/5/2010
Judging by the time they picked
up their morning newspaper,
my newly retired neighbors were
getting up later and later.
One morning I was outside when
my neighbor slipped out to
pick up his paper. "Sloth is
one of the seven deadly sins,
you know," I teased him.
He replied, "So is envy."
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Momma Comics On Elderly Dating (S598b)
From: Creators.com on 7/1/2008 (in Dating2) Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html |
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In My Eyes (S555c)
From: darrellvip on 9/5/2007 |
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Now That I'm Older - Sign (S546b)
From: SCOTCOB on 6/28/2007 |
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Florida Squirrel (S543b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 6/7/2007 |
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Inside Every Old Person - Sign (S541c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/24/2007 |
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Frank And Ernest On Retirement (S539)
From: WashingtonPost.com on 5/12/2007 |
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Senior's T-Shirt (S530b, S752)
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/16/2007 and From: tom on 6/10/2011 |
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Subj: Two
Elderly Gents Talk (S528b)
From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 3/4/2007
Two elderly gentlemen from a
retirement center were sitting
on a bench under a tree when
one turns to the other and
says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old
now and I'm just full of
aches and pains. I know you're
about my age. How do you
feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and
I think I just wet my pants.
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My Life In A Pie Chart (S501c)
From: jtgalvan on 8/28/2006 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day-Mail.com on 5/20/2007
(S541b)
The next time someone says to
you, "I hate getting older",
just remind them, that it is
OLDER OR UNDER (as in Six feet
under).
From: gordonschuk on 6/4/2007 (S543b,
S766)
and From: hellgunner50 on 9/13/2011
Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't
it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's
go get a beer."
From: LABLaughsClean on 4/29/2008 (S589b)
"Grow old along with me. The
best is yet to be; the last of
life for which the first was
made." -- Robert Browning
From: LABLaughsClean on 2/5/2010 (S686b)
Old minds are like old horses;
you must exercise them if
you wish to keep them in working
order." -- John Quincy Adams
From: ezines@arcamax.com on 9/14/2010
(S713b)
Old age is when former classmates
are so gray and
wrinkled and bald, they don't
recognize you.
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