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Subj: Parents
Go Out For The Evening (S718)
From: ezines@arcamax.com on 10/4/2010
My parents had not been out together
in quite some time.
One Saturday, as Mom was finishing
the dinner dishes, my
father stepped up behind her.
"Would you like to go out,
girl?" he asked.
Not even turning around, my mother
quickly replied, "Oh,
yes, I'd love to!" They
had a wonderful evening, and it
wasn't until the end of it that
Dad confessed.
His question had actually been
directed to the family dog,
lying near Mom's feet on the
kitchen floor.
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Milton Singing "The Man Song" (S696)
By Sean Morey on 5/18/2010 From Rosie Switzer on Facebook |
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Milton singing "The Man Song".
Milton is one of the
characters from "The Milt Show".
Song by Sean Morey.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to
hear this offensive, dumb, funny
song.
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Subj: After
20 Years Of Marriage (S672b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/23/2009
After 20 years of marriage, a
couple was lying in bed one
evening, when the wife felt
her husband begin to fondle
her in ways he hadn't in quite
some time. It almost
tickled as his fingers started
at her neck, and then
began moving down past the small
of her back. He then
caressed her shoulders and neck
slowly worked his hand
down over her breasts stopping
just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his
hand on her left inner arm,
caressed past the side of her
breast again, working down
her side, passed gently over
her buttock and down her leg
to her calf. Then he proceeded
up her inner thigh, stopping
just at the uppermost portion
of her leg. He continued in
the same manner on her right
side, then suddenly stopped,
rolled over and started to watch
the TV.
As she had become quite aroused
by this caressing, she
asked in a loving voice, "That
was wonderful. Why did you
stop"
He said,"I found the remote".
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Subj:
Ann Telnaes Cartoons (S678b)
From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/13/2010 |
Click 'HERE'
to see this animated, political cartoon.
This SWF discusses "The Sanctity
of Marriage, A Look
Back in Western Civilization."
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Subj: A Man
And A Woman Asleep (S634c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/17/2009
A man and a woman were asleep
like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the
morning, a loud noise came
from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped
up from the bed and yelled
at the man; 'Holy crap.
That must be my husband!' So
the man jumped out of the bed;
scared and naked jumped
out the window. He smashed
himself on the ground, ran
through a thorn bush and to
his car as fast as he could
go. A few minutes later
he returned and went up to the
bedroom and screamed at the
woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah,
then why were you running?'
And then the fight started.....
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The Cheating Wife (S762)
From: Wimp.com on 8/22/2011 |
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Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this silly, cute video.
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Subj: Nine
Pearls Of Wisdom On Marriage (S713)
From: ezines@arcamax.com on 9/14/2010
Whether a man winds up with a
nest egg, or a goose egg,
depends a lot on the kind of
chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts
when a man gets so
busy earnin' his salt, that
he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better,
or for worse,
but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they
become one; but the
trouble starts when they try
to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense
to treat his wife like
a thoroughbred, she will never
turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband
always forgets the past,
but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his
wife, "Honey, you stick
to the washin', ironin', cookin',
and scrubbin'.
No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a
good investment, only when
the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military
man - he can cook,
sew, and make beds, and is in
good health, and he's already
used to taking orders.
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Subj: Short
Marriage Jokes
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Pickles Comic Strip (S769)
By Brian Crane From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/7/2011 |
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Subj: Sensitive
Husband (S772)
From: allenbergman on 11/2/2011
This guy is sitting at home
alone when he hears a
knock on the front door.
There are two sheriff's
deputies there. He asks
if there is a problem. One
of the deputies asks if he is
married, and if so,
can he see a picture of his
wife.
The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy says, "I'm sorry sir,
but it looks like
your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, "I know, but she
has a great personality
and is an excellent cook."
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Secrets To A Long, Happy Marriage (S763)
From: virv on 8/24/2011 . Drawing from RedBubble.net |
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Close To Home (S716)
By John McPherson From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/7/2010 |
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Drawong from Universal Uclick |
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From: allenbergman
on 6/2/2010 (S699b)
Wife asks husband,
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The last thing I remember was
replying, "I'm sorry, what
was that you were saying?"
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Subj: Maxine
On Marriage (S689)
From: darrellvip on 3/30/2010
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Flo And Friends Comic Strip (S636b)
By Jenny Campbell From: Creators.com on 3/11/2009 |
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Subj: Marriage
Is Like A Job (S648b)
From: Anonymous Jr. on 6/6/2008
Marriage is a lot like a job
but there are some differences:
you check in but
you can never check out
your boss is always
the same
there are no days
off
there is no workmen's
comp
there are no retirement
benefits
there are no sick
days
there are no vacations
there are no pay
raises
you can get a new
boss....... but it really costs you
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Smiley kissed from
tom on 1/1/2008 |
