Subj:     Men - 2 Year Degree

          From: JBCARY1 on 10/30/2002

 

> > > For those of you who are married, were married, or are > contemplating > > > > > marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be > trained > > > for > > > > > marriage...

> > > > >

> > > > > TWO YEAR DEGREE> > > > >

> > > > > A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many > of > > > you > > > > > should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.  That’s right, in > just > > > six > > > > > mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA > degree > > > > > (Male Arts).  Please take a moment to look over the program > outline.

> > > > >

> > > > > FIRST YEAR

> > > > > Autumn Schedule:

> > > > > MEN 101:         Combating Stupidity

> > > > > MEN 102:         You, Too, Can Do Housework

> > > > > MEN 103:         PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

> > > > > MEN 104:         We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

> > > > >

> > > > > Winter Schedule:

> > > > > MEN 110:         Wonderful Laundry Techniques

> > > > > MEN 111:         Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at > 4am

> > > > > MEN 112:         Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

> > > > > EAT 100:          Get a Life, Learn to Cook

> > > > > EAT 101:          Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

> > > > > ECON 001A:    What’s Hers is Hers

> > > > >

> > > > > Spring Schedule:

> > > > > MEN 120:         How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong

> > > > > MEN 121:         Understanding Your Incompetence

> > > > > MEN 122:         YOU, the Weaker Sex

> > > > > MEN 123:         Reasons to Give Flowers

> > > > > ECON 001C:   What Was Yours is Hers

> > > > >

> > > > > SECOND YEAR

> > > > > Autumn Schedule:

> > > > > SEX 101:         You CAN Fall Asleep without It

> > > > > SEX 102:         Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

> > > > > SEX 103:         How to Stay Awake After Sex

> > > > > MEN 201:         How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

> > > > > (Elective)

> > > > > (See Electives Below)

 

> > > > > Winter Schedule:

> > > > > MEN 210:         The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

> > > > > MEN 211:         How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

> > > > > MEN 212:         You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

> > > > > MEN 213:         Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise

> > > > > MEN 230A:       Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

> > > > >

> > > > > Spring Schedule:

> > > > > MEN 220:         Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

> > > > > MEN 221:         Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

> > > > > MEN 222:         Real Men Ask for Directions

> > > > > MEN 223:         Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

> > > > > MEN 230B:      Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

> > > > >

 

 

 

 

 

 

> > > > > Course Electives:

> > > > > EAT 101:          Cooking with Tofu

> > > > > EAT 102:          Utilization of Eating Utensils

> > > > > EAT 103:          Burping and Belching Discreetly

> > > > > MEN 231:         Mothers-in-law

> > > > > MEN 232:         Appear to Be Listening

> > > > > MEN 233:         Just Say “Yes, Dear”

> > > > > ECON 001C:   Cheaper to Keep Her

> > > > >

> > > > Just a thought for all the women out there.

Ø      MENtal illness

Ø      > MENstrual > > > > > cramps

Ø      MENtal breakdown

Ø      MENopause

Ø      GUYnocologist>

> > > > Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men? 

 

Send this > to > > > all > > > > > of the women you know (and men with a sense of humor) and brighten > > their > > > > > day!!!...and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy.

> > > >

> > > >