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Subj:.....Wedding Announcements (S501c) 
          From: drgolfmd on 8/26/2006

I can't decide if these announcements are funny or not.  You be the judge.
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"I don't know, last I saw them,
they ... "
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Hurry ..., hurry ...
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"Well, years ago I might have ... "
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"The main thing I learned
in college was ..."
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"As soon as I get done here
I'm gonna ... "
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"The coroner told me that it looked
like he had been hit in the head
several times with a ... "
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~ no comment ~
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No comment .... really!!!
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"Not only has my rear been itchin',
on closer inspection I find my ... "
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"It figures, right after I get
my Butts-McCraken condition
cleared up, now I've got an..."
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"Honest Judge, I'm
nor really a ..."
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"My doctor told me the best
way to get rid of my
Aikin-Johnson was to ... "
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"After I get all of these
medical problems taken care
of, I think I'll go get a ... "
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