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Subj:     Famous People2
                 (Includes 53 jokes and articles, 28967,3,cf,wX_2,5)

Charlie Chaplin
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Mike's Animation
Includes the following:  Famous People Painting (S645)
.........................Who Is Your Roll Model? (S623)
.........................Marilyn Monroe With Sammy Davis Jr. - Photo (S967)
.........................Mike Tyson Headlines
.........................Tyson Quotations
.........................Mike Tyson's Top 10 Jokes
.........................Short Mike Tyson Jokes
.........................Tiger Woods Jokes (S670b)
..............................The Wanda Sykes Show: Tiger Woods Car Accident
..............................Nineteen Tiger Woods' One-Liners.... (S670b-S677b)
..............................SNL Tiger Woods Skit: Elin Gets Revenge (S671)
..............................Doonesbury Comic Strip On Tiger Woods' Mistresses (S672)
..............................Woods Family Christmas Card (S672)
..............................Tiger Woods Holiday Poem (S674)
..............................Tiger's New Broadway Musical (S675)
..............................Tiger Woods Scandal Cost Shareholders Up To $12 Billion (S676b)
..............................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! - Tiger Woods (S675b)
..............................Tiger Woods Re-Enactment GIF Animation (S678b)
..............................Tiger's Transgressions - Game (S681b)
..............................Two Woodpeckers Argue (S521b, S690)
..............................Non Sequitur Cartoon (S692)
.........................Hitchcock's Elevator Story (S108, S585)
.........................Other Famous People Jokes

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Subj:     Famous People Painting (S645)
          From: darrellvip on 5/18/2009
Source: http://cliptank.com/PeopleofInfluencePainting.htm
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 I can't believe how much work has gone into this painting.
 The painting itself is great but as you run your cursor
 over the people it tells you who they are and provides a
 link (if you double click) to get more information on each
 person. This could keep you occupied for hours.

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file copy,
 to see this large, spectacular, amazing painting.

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Subj:     Who Is Your Roll Model? (S623)
          From: drgolfmd on 12/17/2008
      and From: gattica30 on 12/18/2008

 Don't cheat.  It is short and amazingly accurate!
 
 

 WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???

 Try it without looking at answers

          1.  Pick your Favorite number between 1-9
          2.  Multiply by 3 then
          3.  Add 3, then again Multiply by 3
              (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)
          4.  You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....
          5.  Add the digits together
 Now Scroll down ..............
 
 

 Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from
 the list below:
          1. Einstein
          2. Nelson Mandela
          5. Bill Gates
          6. Gandhi
          7. Brad Pitt
          8. John McCain
          9. Alan Switzer
         10. Barack Obama

 I know....I just have that effect on people...
 one day you too can be like me.... :-) Believe it!
 

 Ps. Stop picking different numbers.

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Subj:     Marilyn Monroe With Sammy Davis Jr. (S067)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 7/25/2015
 Source1: http://twixnmix.tumblr.com/post/116654
..........419195/marilyn-monroe-x-sammy-davis-jr
 Source2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3mcD722t54
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Subj:     Mike Tyson Headlines
          From: ipkis on 97-07-11

 A selection of headlines on Sunday and Monday from the
 MikeTyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:

 ''A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News ? Observer of Raleigh.
 ''Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
 ''Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
 ''Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
 ''Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record
      of Hackensack,N.J.
 ''Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
 ''Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew?
   Time Will Tell'' - Salt LakeTribune.
 ''Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
 ''Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
 ''Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
 ''Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' -
      The Indianapolis Star.
 ''Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight''
   - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
 ''Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
 ''Earmark of an eerie night''
   - The Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.
 ''A two-bit bout: Holyfield wins'' - Kansas City Star.
 ''From Champ to Chomp'' - The Herald-Sun of Durham, N.C.
 ''The Champ and the Chomp'' - The Jersey Journal.
 ''Holyfield Still Chomp-ion'' - San Francisco Examiner.
 ''Heavyweight Chomp'' - Philadelphia Inquirer.
 ''Undisputed Chomp'' - USA TODAY.
 ''World Chomp'' - The Sun (London).
 ''Requiem for a Chompion'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
 ''Sucker Munch'' - The Sun (London).
 ''Biting Back: Evander has public's ear'' -
      Daily News, New York.
 ''Toss Tyson Out on Ear'' - Daily News, New York.
 ''Ear Flap'' - Newsday.
 ''Ears Have It! Evander Wins'' - Montgomery (Ala.) Advertiser.
 ''Tyson's Behavior Hard to Swallow'' -
      Providence Journal-Bulletin.
 ''Dracula'' - New York Post.
 ''Champ Chewing Over Legal Options'' - New York Post.
 ''It's Tyson's Nature to (Ch)eat'' - New York Post.
 ''For Tyson, Tooth Hurts'' - New York Post.
 ''Now Ear This: Rematch is Possible'' - New York Post.
 ''Lobe Blow for Boxing'' - The Tennessean.
 ''Iron Mike Goes Down Biting'' - The Sunday Oklahoman.
 ''Tyson Doesn't Gnaw What's Next'' - The Daily Oklahoman.
 ''Ear of Scorn'' - Kansas City Star.
 ''Pay Per Chew'' - Philadelphia Daily News.
 ''Holyfield Lends Ear as Tyson Self-Destructs''
   - Arkansas Democrat-Gazette.
 ''Ear-Responsible'' - Fort Worth Star-Telegram.
 ''Tyson Scars Face of Boxing''
   - The Guardian (London).By The Associated Press

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Subj:     Tyson Quotations
          From: ipkis on 97-07-13

 Everybody knows about the Tyson-Holyfield fight...
 here are some additional views:

 -Mike Tyson was disqualified for biting Evander Holyfield's
 ears during their heavy weight title bout.  "Did you see
 the fight? or as it's now being called 'My Dinner With
 Evander." (Bob Millis)

 -"Boxing industry officials expressed concern over Tyson's
 bite would give the sport a barbaric nature." (Richard Acello)

 -"The only person happy with Saturday's outcome was Tyson's
 new corner woman... Lorena Bobbit"  (Alex Pearlstein)

 -"Psychologists and journalists all weekend are trying to
 analyze Mike Tyson," says Argus Hamilton (Oklahoma Daily).
 "Actually, he's easy to figure out.  Tyson is the kind of
 guy who likes his fellow man-with gravy."

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Subj:     Mike Tyson's Top 10 Jokes
          From: ipkis on 97-07-24

 NO. 10
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 Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena
 Bobbitt.  Winner eats all.

 NO. 9
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 This gives new meaning to "box lunch."

 NO. 8
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 Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson
 bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"

 NO. 7
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 Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled

 NO. 6
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 What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
 You gonna eat that?"

 NO. 5
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 Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
 It has two bytes and no memory

 NO. 4
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 Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child
 to referee.  To be held in Hungary.  Billed as, "The
 snackfest in Budapest."

 NO. 3
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 How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
 Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears.
 Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.

 NO. 2
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 Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III
 The Third Gogh Around
 Dahmer vs. Psalmer
 The Last Supper
 Ear-Reconcilable Differences
 Grazing Bull
 You Wanna Piece of Me?
 Blood Sweat and Ears
 No Lobe Lost
 Bite of the Century
 Because you're dumb enough to pay for it.

 NO. 1
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 When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks
 were that "it tasted like chicken."

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Subj:     Short Mike Tyson Jokes
          From: ipkis on 97-07-11

 If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a
 barber.  Think about it: You could walk into his shop and
 say, "Hey, Mike!  Could you take a little off the ears?

 Have you heard that Holyfield-Tyson III is going to be
 held in Tennessee?  Yeah, Don King's calling it the
 Chattanooga Chew Chew.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #258 on 98-10-27 (S91)
 "According to psychiatric evaluations by doctors at
 Massachusetts General Hospital, Mike Tyson is
 psychologically fit to fight again.  "Tyson's overjoyed,"
 says Jay Leno.  "He told doctors all he needed was a
 sympathetic ear."

From: ossama on 98-10-29
 Mike Tyson was declared mentally fit to return to boxing,
 despite hit biting incident.  Tyson was quoted as saying,
 "This just shows that everyone deserves a chance at seconds,
 um, I mean a second chance."

 Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
 A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that
    "no means no"?

 Q: What would have made Mike Tyson's apology seem
    more sincere?
 A: Don King drinking a glass of water at the same time!

 Q: What did Tyson say to Holyfield after the referee took
    two points away from him?
 A: "Come 'ear."

 Q: What did Tyson say to Don King back in the dressing room?
 A: You're right it did taste like chicken!

 Q: Who's the latest person to get tatooed on Tyson's arms?
 A: Jeffery Dahmer.

 Q: What did Holyfield say after the fight?
 A: Ear today, gone tommorrow.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #193
 Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
 A: Mace.

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Subj:     Tiger Woods Jokes (S670b,cf,md4,4)
          From: tom on 12/2/2009
      and From: gaylevallejo on 12/2/2009 
Photo from TopNews.in

 Click 'HERE' for the latest Tiger Woods jokes.

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Subj:     Hitchcock's Elevator Story (S108, S585)
          From: ossama on 99-02-15

 "Well, it was a quite shocking, I must say -- there was
 blood everywhere!" Alfred Hitchcock began suddenly from
 the rear of the elevator.  We were in the New York St.
 Regis Hotel, heading down to the lobby.  There was as
 light flush to his cheeks from the several frozen
 daiquiris he had just drunk in his suite.  The elevator
 had just stopped and 3 people dressed for the evening had
 joined us, and immediately Mr. Hitchcock had started to
 speak, sounding as though he were in mid-sentence and
 projecting in that careful and familiar TV tone of his.

 He went on, "There was as stream of blood coming from his
 ear and another from his mouth.

 The people had recognized him immediately, but now they
 seemed purposely to avoid looking at him.  He went right
 on, gazing beatifically ahead of him as the elevator
 stopped again and another well-dressed couple came aboard:
 "Of course, there was a huge pool of blood on the floor
 and his clothes were spattered with it -- Oh, it was a
 horrible mess."

 No one on the elevator, it seemed, was breathing.  "Blood
 all around!  Well, I looked at the poor man and I said,
 'Good God, What happened to you?'"  At that point the
 elevator doors opened onto the lobby, and Hitchcock said,
 "Do you know what he told me?" and then paused.  After a
 moment, and quite reluctantly, the other passengers moved
 out of the elevator and then looked back at the director
 as we walked away.

 After several foggy moments, I asked, "Well, what DID he
 say?" and Hitchcock smiled benevolently, taking my arm,
 and said, "Oh, nothing -- that's just my elevator story."

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Subj:     Other Famous People Jokes

From: ossama on 99-02-15 (S108)
 Due to the popularity of the movie "You've Got Mail",
 Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr. will star in a sequel,
 "You've Made Bail."

From: RFSlick on 99-02-14
 Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.  It was
 eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

 Telly Savalas and Louis Armstrong died on their birthdays.

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