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Subj:     Handicapped Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 56 jokes and articles, 26 1098n,32,cf,vXT1a,24)

Three Blind Mice from
Foxtrotters-Pleasure Gait Farms
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Includes the following:  Blind Man Paints - Video (S955)
.........................2011 Beep Baseball World Series - Video (S854)
.........................Blind Man And His Dog In A Store (S310b)
.........................Helen Keller Learns To Speak - Video (S854)
.........................Quasimodo Goes To The Doctor (S146)
.........................Tim's Place: Breakfast, Lunch, And Hugs - Video (S843)
.........................Wright's Law: A Unique Teacher - Video (S842)
.........................Phil Parr And The Blind Handyman Radio Show - Video (S836)
.........................Stevie Wonder's Drum Solo - Video (S763)
.........................SpeechEasy Device For Stuttering - Video (S755)
.........................Mick Ebeling: TED Video About The EyeWriter - Video (S744)
.........................The Guitarist Big Toe - Video (S731)
.........................Outstanding Armless Snooker Player - Video (S698)
.........................Nick Vujicic - Video (S696)
.........................Doug Landis' Mouth Art - Video (S663)
.........................No Arms Athlete - Butch Lumpkin - Video (S658)
.........................Pilot Jessica Cox - Video (S641)
.........................Walk On - ESPN Video (S636)
.........................Strongest Dad In The World - Video (S500c)
.........................Adam Bender Plays Baseball - Video (S610)
.........................The Story Of A Sign - Video (S611)
.........................The Power Of Words - Video (S743)
.........................Jennifer Moceanu - Video (S919)
.........................Short Handicapped Jokes
..............................Helen Keller Meeting Charlie Chaplin (S865)
..............................Nothing Impossible If U Wanna Dance - Video (S745)
..............................Kid On Crutches Skateboards - Video (S693b)
..............................Seeing Eye Dog (S660)
..............................We Todd It - Video (S603)
..............................We Todd Ed (S588b)
..............................Dean Kamen's Prosthetic Arm! - Video (S580c)
..............................The "Autistic" Basketball Player - Video (S578c)
..............................Heal (S555b)
..............................The Four Fingered Pianist - Video (S542c)
..............................Penn Gilette Teaches Sign Language (S333c)
..............................Learn How To Sign (S564b)
..............................27 Short Jokes

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Subj:     Blind Man Paints (S955d in Artist-Supp2)
          Artist: John Bramblitt
          From: Cathy Lavezzo-Freitas on Facebook
  Source: www.youtube.com/embed/tVvRHobY6mg
.

..
Click 
 to see a video of this amazing artist.
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Subj:     2011 Beep Baseball World Series (S854d)
          From: Wimp.com on 5/24/2013
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/5c6Z7hieTQU
.
Indy Parks hosted the 36th Annual Beep
Baseball World Series at the Mary and
John Geisse Soccer Complex, Indianapolis,
IN. Beep Baseball is an adaptive sport
for visually impaired athletes.  Click
'HERE' to learn about this interesting
sport.
Photo from YouTube.com
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Subj:     Blind Man And His Dog In A Store (S310b)
          From: LABLaughs.com in 2003

 A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing
 eye dog on a leash.  As usual the store manager behind the
 customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is
 blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
 Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man
 start swinging the dog over his head with its leash.

 Shocked, the manager runs over and says "Mister is there a
 problem - is there anything I can help you with?" The blind
 man calmly replies "No thanks - I'm just looking around."

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Subj:     Helen Keller Speaking With
.............Help Of Anne Sullivan
          in 2013 (S854d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/GzlriQv16gg
 Source2: www.wimp.com/helenkeller/

 In this three minute video from 1930, Anne Sullivan demonstrates
 how Helen Keller learned to talk.  Click 'HERE' to see how
 Helen Keller learned to speak.

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Subj:     Quasimodo Goes To The Doctor (S146)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 11/19/1999

 Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think
 something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

 "What makes you say that?" asks Quasimodo.

 "I don't know," the doctor replies.  "It's just a hunch."

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Subj:     Tim's Place: Breakfast, Lunch, And Hugs
          From: Mel's Video of the Day
..........in 2013 (S843d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/y6He0FWoFj0
 Source2: www.coolestone.com/media/5429/
..........You've-Got-Breakfast,-Lunch-And-Hugs/

 Tim Harris, owner of Tim's Place, is the country's only restaurant
 owner with Down's Syndrome, and the joy he gets from serving people
 good food carries over into his diner's most famous export: hugs.
 Tim's restaurant is located in Albuquerque, New Mexico, and is open
 7 days a week.  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful story.

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Subj:     Wright's Law: A Unique Teacher 
............Imparts Real Life Lessons
          in 2013 (S842d-Sch-Sup3)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/9bSu_Snlbsw
 Source2: www.coolestone.com/media/5390/
..........The-Meaning-Of-Life,-Love-And-Family/

 Jeffrey Wright uses wacky experiments to teach children about
 the universe, but it is his own personal story that teaches
 them the true meaning of life.  Click 'HERE' to learn about
 Physics, the Universe, and the real meaning of love, life,
 and family.

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Subj:     Phil Parr And The Blind Handyman Radio Show
          From: Mel's Video of the Day
..........in 2013 (S836d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/rZ5mN80D9nQ
 Source2: www.coolestone.com/media/5193/
..........The-Blind-Handyman---Inspirational/

 Phil Parr says he remembers thinking as a kid "What am I
 going to do when I get out of school, how am I going to
 make a living" He was terrified... Today he is 64 years
 old and he says he has learned he can do a lot more things
 than he thought he could. A lot of folks think the world
 owes them a living but Phil never begrudged anybody for
 anything, never mind the fact that he was born without the
 use of his eyes. Phil Parr and the Blind Handyman Radio
 Show, 1604 Southwood, Lufkin, TX 75904 Phone: 936-634-9500
 Email: phil@philparr.net Web: www.acbradio.org.

 Click 'HERE' to see this amazing story.

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Subj:     Stevie Wonder's Drum Solo
          From: Wimp.com
..........in 2011 (S763d,in Music2)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/iBA4vWQRBA0
 Source2: www.wimp.com/steviewonder/
 Source3: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_Wonder

 Stevland Hardaway Morris, born May 13, 1950, known by his
 stage name Stevie Wonder, is an American singer-songwriter,
 multi-instrumentalist, record producer and activist.  Blind
 since shortly after birth, he has recorded more than thirty
 U.S. top ten hits and received twenty-two Grammy Awards,
 the most ever awarded to a male solo artist.

 When Stevie Wonder was four, his mother left his father and
 moved herself and her children to Detroit.  She changed her
 name back to Lula Hardaway and later changed her son's
 surname to Morris, partly because of relatives.  Morris has
 remained Stevie Wonder's legal name ever since.  He began
 playing instruments at an early age, including piano,
 harmonica, drums and bass. During childhood he was active
 in his church choir.

 Click 'HERE' to see this terrible, TV copy, of a very young
 Steve Wonder in an amazing, six minute drum solo.

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Subj:     SpeechEasy Device For Stuttering
.............- Good Morning America 2002
          in 2011 (S755d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/HuO3DbnQjxE
 Source2: www.wimp.com/devicestuttering/

 This SpeechEasy Device reduces stuttering almost immediately
 in this video from Good Morning America 2002.  The video
 explains how the device works!  Click 'HERE' to see and
 learn about this amazing invention.

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Subj:     Mick Ebeling: TED Video About
............The EyeWriter (S744d)
          From: Wimp.com on 4/17/2011
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/Sktdq5z1N-4
 Source2: www.wimp.com/inventionartist/

 The nerve disease ALS left graffiti artist TEMPT paralyzed
 from head to toe.  He was forced to communicate blink by
 blink.  In a remarkable talk at TEDActive in February of
 2011, entrepreneur Mick Ebeling shares how he and a team
 of collaborators built the EyeWriter.  This open-source
 invention gave the artist, and gives others in his
 circumstance, the means to make art again.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this amazing story.

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Subj:     The Guitarist Big Toe
          From: Wimp.com
..........in 2011 (S731d-iFrame)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/hSnUwA6c67k
 Source2: www.wimp.com/achievingdreams/
 Source3: www.youtube.com/embed/m3gMgK7h-BA
 Source4: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Goffeney

 Mark Goffeney (born 1969) is an American musician from San Diego,
 California, known as "Big Toe" because, being born without arms,
 he plays guitar with his feet.  He is lead guitarist and vocalist
 for the 'Big Toe' band and played the principal role on Fox
 Television's Emmy-nominated commercial 'Feet'.  Click 'HERE' to
 listen to this great guitarist.

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Subj:     Outstanding Armless
.............Snooker Player
          in 2010 (S698d)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/lb4bRbxCc2c
 Source2: www.wimp.com/snookerplayer/

 Click 'HERE' to see a video of this excellent, snooker player.

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Subj:     Nick Vujicic (S696d)
          From: Wimp.com on 4/29/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/Gc4HGQHgeFE
 Source2: www.wimp.com/watchingthis/

 Nick Vujicic is a 26 years old, born without arms or legs.
 He is a preacher, a motivational speaker and the Director
 of Life Without Limbs, a non profit Christian organization.
 He regularly gives speeches across the country about disability
 and hope to all audiences.  Click 'HERE' for my copy, to
 listen to this wonderful speaker.

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Subj:     Doug Landis' Mouth Art
          From: darrellvip
..........in 2009 (S663d)
 Source1: www.mouthart.com/mouthart/frame_story.html
 Source2: www.quazen.com/arts/visual-arts/the-mouth-art-of-doug-landis/
 Source3: www.authorstream.com/Presentation/aSGuest15087-165012-
..........doug-landis-art-without-hands-entertainment-ppt-powerpoint/

 Doug Landis makes art using the pencil, not with his hands,
 but with his mouth.  Doug was paralyzed from the neck down
 during his high school wrestling match.  Click 'HERE' learn
 more about Doug and his art.

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Subj:     No Arms Athlete - Butch Lumpkin
          From: tom on 8/6/2009 (S658d)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/fC4SwgRuWuM

 Nothing is out of reach for Butch Lumpkin. Butch is
 an amazing athlete with no arms.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this scratch golfer and a teaching tennis pro.

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Subj:     Pilot Jessica Cox
          From: tom (S641d)
..........in 2009 (in Pilot-Supp)
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/QuMHSFPOzpc
 Source2: www.rightfooted.com/

 Jessica Cox was born with no arms.  At an early age, Jessica
 learned to feed herself, write with her feet and play the
 piano.  Putting in contact lenses, washing and brushing her
 hair, and fixing breakfast in the morning are all tasks that
 come second-nature to her.  Jessica is a black belt in Tae
 Kwon-Do and is a professional motivational speaker.

 When first learning to drive, Jessica was encouraged to use
 special modifications.  Even after her car was modified, she
 decided to remove them and drive without.  She holds an
 unrestricted driver's license.

 As an undergraduate at the University of Arizona, Jessica
 attended classes taking notes with her feet.  At 25 words
 per minute, Jessica was able to type out her papers with a
 regular computer keyboard on the floor.

 In order to overcome her fear of flying, Jessica becoming
 the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.
 Click on source1, or 'HERE' for my file copy, to see a
 video about her flying.

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Subj:     Walk On - ESPN Video 
          From: ft.apache in 2009
..........(S636d in Golf2)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/RKvRvrF56gI

 This is the story of D.J.Gregory who has cerebral palsy.
 Click 'HERE' to see the wonderful, heartwarming story.

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Subj:     Strongest Dad In The World
          From: Sports Illustrated
          in 2006 (S500c)
Hoyt's picture from
CBS4Boston.com

 Eighty-five times he's pushed his disabled son, Rick, 26.2
 miles in marathons. Eight times he's not only pushed him
 26.2 miles in a wheelchair but also towed him 2.4 miles in
 a dinghy while swimming and pedaled him 112 miles in a seat
 on the handlebars-all in the same day.

 Dick's also pulled him cross-country skiing, taken him on
 his back mountain climbing and once hauled him across the
 U.S. on a bike. Makes taking your son bowling look a little
 lame, right?

 And what has Rick done for his father?  Not much-except save
 his life.

 This love story began in Winchester, Mass., 43 years ago,
 when Rick was strangled by the umbilical cord during birth,
 leaving him brain-damaged and unable to control his limbs.

 "He'll be a vegetable the rest of his life;" Dick says
 doctors told him and his wife, Judy, when Rick was nine
 months old. "Put him in an  institution."

 But the Hoyts weren't buying it.  They noticed the way Rick's
 eyes followed them around the room.  When Rick was 11 they
 took him to the engineering department at Tufts University
 and asked if there was anything to help the boy communicate.
 "No way,"  Dick says he was told. "There's nothing going on
 in his brain."

 "Tell him a joke," Dick countered.  They did.  Rick laughed.
 Turns out a lot was going on in his brain.

 Rigged up with a computer that allowed him to control the
 cursor by touching a switch with the side of his head, Rick
 was finally able to communicate.  First words? "Go Bruins!"
 And after a high school classmate was paralyzed in an accident
 and the school organized a charity run for him, Rick pecked
 out, "Dad, I want to do that."

 Yeah, right.  How was Dick, a self-described "porker" who
 never ran more than a mile at a time, going to push his son
 five miles?  Still, he tried.  "Then it was me who was handi-
 capped," Dick says. "I was sore for two weeks."

 That day changed Rick's life. "Dad," he typed, "when we were
 running, it felt like I wasn't disabled anymore!"

 And that sentence changed Dick's life. He became obsessed
 with giving Rick that feeling as often as he could.  He got
 into such hard-belly shape that he and Rick were ready to
 try the 1979 Boston Marathon.

 "No way," Dick was told by a race official.  The Hoyts were
 not quite a single runner, and they weren't quite a wheel-
 chair competitor.  For a few years Dick and Rick just
 joined the massive field and ran anyway, then they found
 a way to get into the race officially:  In 1983 they ran
 another marathon so fast they made the qualifying time for
 Boston the following year.  Then somebody said, "Hey, Dick,
 why not a triathlon?"

 How's a guy who never learned to swim and hadn't ridden a
 bike since he was six going to haul his 110-pound kid
 through a triathlon?  Still, Dick tried.

 Now they've done 212 triathlons, including four grueling
 15-hour Ironmans in Hawaii. It must be a buzzkill to be a
 25-year-old stud getting passed by an old guy towing a
 grown man in a dinghy, don't you think?

 Hey, Dick, why not see how you'd do on your own?  "No way,"
 he says.  Dick does it purely for "the awesome feeling" he
 gets seeing Rick with a cantaloupe smile as they run, swim
 and ride together.

 This year, at ages 65 and 43, Dick and Rick finished their
 24th Boston Marathon, in 5,083rd place out of more than
 20,000 starters.  Their best time'?  Two hours, 40 minutes
 in 1992--only 35 minutes off the world record, which, in
 case you don't keep track of these things, happens to be
 held by a guy who was not pushing another man in a wheel-
 chair at the time.

 "No question about it," Rick types. "My dad is the Father
 of the Century."

 And Dick got something else out of all this too. Two years
 ago he had a mild heart attack during a race.  Doctors
 found that one of his arteries was 95% clogged. "If you
 hadn't been in such great shape," one doctor told him,
 "you probably would've died 15 years ago."  So, in a way,
 Dick and Rick saved each other's life.

 Rick, who has his own apartment (he gets home care) and
 works in Boston, and Dick, retired from the military and
 living in Holland, Mass., always find ways to be together.
 They give speeches around the country and compete in some
 backbreaking race every weekend, including this Father's
 Day.

 That night, Rick will buy his dad dinner, but the thing
 he really wants to give him is a gift he can never buy.

 "The thing I'd most like," Rick types, "is that my dad
 sit in the chair and I push him once."

 Here's the video....
 www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4aWqgEoQlQ
 Prepare to cry in love and amazement.

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Subj:     Adam Bender Plays Baseball
          From: tom in 2008
..........(S610d in Baseball)
 Source: www.heraldleaderphoto.com/2008/05/31/adam-bender/

 Adam Bender, 8, is one of several kids who plays catcher in
 Southeastern's rookie league at Veterans Park.  What makes
 Adam stand out is that he plays one of the toughest positions
 on the field with only one leg.  Because of cancer, he had
 his left leg amputated when he was one.  Adam doesn't use a
 prosthesis, and only uses crutches when he reaches base for
 the Astros.  You can view a video of Adam playing baseball
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Story Of A Sign
          From: edapsmas
..........in 2008 (S611d)
 Source1: www.flixxy.com/story-of-a-sign-short-film.htm
 Source2: www.youtube.com/embed/PYMnKRv4TH0

 (Also see 'The Power Of Words' below)

 This short film (5 min.) was voted #1 for the special award
 at the Cannes 2008 Film Festival by YouTube viewers.  You
 view this touching video by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Power Of Words
          Film by www.redsnappa.com
          in 2011 (S743d)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Hzgzim5m7oU
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/powerwords/

 (Also see 'The Story Of A Sign' above)

 This short film illustrates the power of words to radically
 change your message and your effect upon the world.  Click
 'HERE' to see this touching video.

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Subj:     Jennifer Moceanu
          By HBOsports
          in 2014 (S919d)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/CPdmXsQMmBc
 Source2: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0ByF
..........Uzo9KwryWWkRwUEw4bmZNaVk/edit?pli=1

 Gerald and Sharon Bricker raised their adopted daughter
 Jennifer with just one rule, 'Never say can't.'  She
 wanted to be a gymnast, but Jennifer was born without legs.
 This video is an interview with Bryant Gumbel of Real Sports.
 Click 'HERE' to see Jennifer's amazing story.


Subj:     Short Handicapped Jokes
 

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Subj:     Helen Keller Meeting Charlie Chaplin
          From: tom on 7/25/2013 (S865)
 Click 'HERE' to see this photo of Helen Keller meeting Charlie
 Chaplin.  I found the picture very touching.  No pun intended.
 

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Subj:     Nothing Impossible If U Wanna Dance
          From: Wimp.com in 2011 (S745d)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: www.youtube.com/embed/GZ4wJpkGRYE
 Source2: www.wimp.com/nothingimpossible/
 A one legged man dances with great skill and grace.
 This three year old video is amazing.  Click 'HERE'
 to watch this smooth, amazing pair of dancers.
 

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Subj:     Kid On Crutches Skateboards
          From: Wimp.com
..........in 2010 (S693b,d)
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/SSWEalcHJpk
 Source2: http://www.dump.com/2010/04/20/anything-is-possible-gif/
 Daniel Pelletier is his name and he doesn't let his
 crutches keep him from shredding.  Click 'HERE' to 
 see this six second video, or GIF.
 

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Subj:     Seeing Eye Dog (S660)
          From: LABLaughsAdult in 2009
 Source: (Removed from buffalosjokes.com)
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute cartoon.
 

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Subj:     We Todd It (S603d)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
..........in 2008
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/DKus1jCugE4
 You can watch this cruel, funny video clip of people
 reading a sign.  Click 'HERE' to listen to the people.
 

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Subj:     We Todd Ed (S588b)
          From: LABLaughsClean in 2008
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can see this cute animated sign by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Dean Kamen's Prosthetic Arm!
          From: mauryschu
..........in 2008 (S580c) 
 Source: (Removed from spectrum.ieee.org)
 The video at the above source shows some of the amazing
 advances in prosthetic arms.
 

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Subj:     The "Autistic" Basketball Player
          From: bud32252 in 2008 (S578c,d)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/t7ayocfGDzU
 This video clip tells the story of Jason McElway, the towel
 boy on a Greece Athens high school basketball team in
 Rochester, NY.  Click 'HERE' to see this amazing story
 by Steve Hartman's On The Road - CBS News.
 

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Subj:     Heal (S555b)
          From: LABLaughsClean
..........in 2007
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this cute animated GIF by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Four Fingered Pianist
          From: edapsmas in 2007 (S542c,d)
 Source: www.youtube.com/embed/lO2Aq0sEf88
 Physical and mental disabilities don't stop 25 y.o South Korean
 Hee Ah from being a great concert pianist.  Click 'HERE' to see
 this wonderful tribute to Hee Ah Lee, a four fingered pianist. 
 

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Subj:     Penn Gilette Teaches
.............Sign Language GIF
          in 2007 (S333c)
 The magician/comedian, Penn Gilette quickly teaches
 you three handy, simple signs for communication.  You
 can view this animated GIF by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Learn How To Sign (S564b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult in 2007
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this cute animated GIF by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     27 Short Jokes

From: humorlist-digest V2 #133 on 98-05-28
 An intelligent dyslexic is smucking fart

From: humorlist-digest V2 #190 on 98-08-15
 BUMPER STICKER
 Dyslexics have more fnu.
 A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

From: Joke-of-the-day on Friday, April 9,1999
 Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
 He sold his soul to Santa

From: smiles on 98-12-30 (S100)
 Did you hear what the dyslexic Highway Patrolman did on
 New Year's?  He spent the whole night handing out I.U.D.'s

From: humorlist-digest V2 #115 on 98-05-10
 Dyslexics of the world, untie!

From: pns on 3/30/2001 (S218)
 Dyslexia means never having to say that you're yrros.

From: ossama on 99-02-25
 "If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia,
 can you see okay?"  --John Mendoza

From: darrell94590 on 11/4/2005 (S457b, S786)
And From: Today's Joke of the Day on 2/5/2012
 A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Bawdy.Net Collage #81
 A blind man goes into a department store with a guide dog
 which he picks up by the tail and starts swing around his
 head.
 The manager rushes over and asks, "May I help you, Sir?"
 "No thanks", says the blind man. "Just looking around."

 What's the worst part about eating vegetables?
 Those damn wheelchairs.  --  unkown

 Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap
 out of their dogs.  --  Matt and Roxy

 Where does a one armed man shop?  At a second hand store!
   -- Emily Christain

From: humorlist-digest V1 #227 on 97-10-19
 "Come on, Steve," one guy said to another at the gym,
 "your wife is not as bad as you say.  What would you
 do if you found another man in bed with her?"
 "I'd break his white cane and shoot his dog."

From: humorlist-digest V2 #195 on 98-08-23
 Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg
 in a car crash?  He's all right now.

From: humorlist-digest V2 #1 on 98-01-01
 If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother
 wash his hands with soap?

From: humorlist-digest V2 #195 on 98-08-23
 Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg
 in a car crash?  He's all right now.

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #284 on 99-02-06
 After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the
 wheelchairs?

From: Bawdy.Net Collage #297 - Quickies! on 4/18/99
 "I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog."
    -- Wendy Liebman

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 5/20/2002 (S277b)
 The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot
 be seen or even touched.  They must be felt with the
 heart.  -- Helen Keller

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 3/8/2005 (S423b)
 "The marvelous richness of human experience would lose
 something of rewarding joy if there were no limitations
 to overcome.  The hilltop hour would not be half so
 wonderful if there were no dark valleys to traverse."
   -- Hellen Keller

From: LABLaughsClean on 11/13/2006 (S513b)
 "Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only
  through experience of trial and suffering can the soul
  be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved."
    -- Helen Keller

From: LABLaughsClean on 9/28/2007 (S558b)
 I long to accomplish great and noble tasks, but it is
 my chief duty to accomplish humble tasks as though
 they were great and noble.  -- Helen Keller

From: LABLaughsClean on 4/4/2007 (S585b)
 "Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall
  emerge into the light."  -- Helen Keller

From: LABLaughsClean on 4/14/2007 (S587b)
 "Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them, but do
  not let them master you. Let them teach you patience,
  sweetness, insight."  -- Helen Keller

From: LABLaughsClean on 7/25/2008 (S602b)
 "The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves
  of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the
  tiny pushes of each honest worker."  -- Helen Keller

From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
 She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
 
 

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