Subj:     Leper Jokes
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Includes the following:  Short Leper Jokes

Subj:     Short Leper Jokes

 Q: What did the leper say to the whore?
 A: Go ahead, keep the tip!

 Q: What do you call a leper in a bath?
 A: Stew! (Or porridge)

 Q: Why was there a timeout in the leper hockey game?
 A: There was a face off in the corner!

 Q: What's the ultimate doom for a leper?
 A: An epileptic fit.  --  Giles

From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/4/2009 (S630b)
 Q: How did the leper lose the poker game?
 A: He threw in his hand.

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