Subj: God-Supp Jokes
(Includes 7 jokes and articles, 30724n,3,cf,md4w,3)
Little Angle from
Interview With God (S528c,d)
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source above, or
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: What God Created.... (S511b)
From: darrell94590 on 11/2/2006
God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the
Archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep
sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downward through
the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled,
and said, "What is it?
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great
place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still
God explained, pointing to different
parts of earth. "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over
there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there
is continent of black people. Balance in all things,"
God continued pointing to different
countries. "This one
will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's
work, then pointed to a
land area and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "That's Washington
State, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and
streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The
people from Washington State are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be
found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known through-
out the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and
admiration, but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There is another
Washington...wait until you
see the idiots I put there."
Subj: Short God Jokes
Opus On God (S607)
on August 3,2008
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Comic Strips by clicking 'HERE'.
From: LABLaughsClean (S521b)
At: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 12/29/2006
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
Diamond Rio's 'In God We Still Trust' (S566b)
From: aldavito on 12/3/2007
Photo from FrontRowKing.com
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/13/2007
I've learned to follow this quote, "I would rather live my
life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't,
than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out
From: tom on 7/24/2008 (S602b)
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder
and Your hand over my mouth.