Subj:     Jokes About Nuns1
                 (Includes 26 jokes and articles, 04951,5,cf,wXT4,3)

Flying Nun from
Animation Factory
Includes the following:  Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S613c)
.........................Rubber Cement Commercial - Video (S671, S843)
.........................Smoking Nuns (S190)
.........................Nun Gains Weight (S122)
.........................Car Load Of Nuns Pulled Over By Policeman (S75)
.........................Two Nuns Come To USA And Eat A Hot Dog (S69, S341)
.........................Nuns Run Out Of Gas (S125, S432)
.........................Bus Full Of Nuns Goes To Heaven (S16, S507)
.........................Four Nuns Have A Weekend
.........................Mother Superior Talks To The Girls
.........................Sister Catherine Asks Girls
.........................Mother Teresa Quote (S903)
.........................Nuns Riding Bikes Are Happy
.........................Mother Superior And The Leprechans
.........................Three Nuns Go To Heaven And Are Tested
.........................A Nun And A Hippie On A Bus (S265, S763)
.........................Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution (S150, S834)
.........................Nuns Bath Father John (S135, S497b)
.........................Monk Sneeks Into Convent
.........................Two Nuns And A Blind Man (S304)
.........................Nun Gets Drunk
.........................Nuns Get Flat Tire
.........................'Oh Happy Day' With Whoopi Goldberg - Music Video (S951)
.........................Nun Learns To Say 'OUR' Instead Of 'MY'
.........................Two Nuns Meet Dracula (S39, S658b)
.........................Sisters Stop At Pub - Photo (S490c)

Also see BIRD-PARROT  - 'Three Nuns And A Talking Parrot'
         CABDRIVER    - 'Cab Driver Asks To Kiss A Nun'
         CAMEL file   - 'A Nun, A Priest And A Dead Camel'
         CONTRACTR-ETC- 'Nun Visits Construction Site'
         COWBOY file  - 'Two Texans, Two Nuns, And A Football Game'
         ELDERLY2     - 'Grandpa Likes Hospital'
         GAMES2 file  - 'Hangnun'
         HEAVEN2 file - 'Three Nuns Go To Heaven And Return'
         HOSPITAL1    - 'The Hospital Bill'
         JEWISH3 file - 'The Taylor' - Movie
         MIDDLE_EAST  - 'Virgins Waiting In Heaven'
         NATIONAL file- 'A Nun Speaks About America'
         PRIEST1 file - 'A Priest And A Nun Spend The Night'
......................- 'Priest And The Donkey Race'
......................- 'Three Girls Leaving The Orphanage'
......................- 'Two Priests Buy Overcoats'
         PRIEST2 file - 'Priest Gets Up On The Wrong Side'
......................- 'Two Priests In The Shower'
         PRIEST3 file - 'Two Priests Go On Vacation'
         SCHOOL3 file - 'The Sister's 'List Of Names' Assignment
         SOLDIER1 file- 'GI Deserter Meets Nun'
         WORD-Jokes1  - 'Nun Spends The Night In A Monastery'

Subj:     Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S613c)
          By Bob Thaves on 10/4/2008
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2008/10/04
Subj:     Rubber Cement Commercial (S671d, S843)
          From: darrellvip on 11/19/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/CHX-4cKEQH4

 In this cute video, a statue breaks in a nunnery.  This
 priceless 1992 ad for a product called Talens Rubber
 Cement is a television commercial that swept the Cannes
 International Advertising Film Festival, winning its
 Grand Prix award. Click 'HERE' to see this funny ad.

Subj:     Smoking Nuns (S190)
          From: RFSlick on 6/20/99

 Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when
 one said, "It'is bad enough that we have to sneak out here to
 smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette
 butts so that Mother Superior doesn't find them."  The second
 nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom,
 which works really well for this problem.  You just open up the
 packet, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in,
 roll it up and dispose of it all later!"  The first nun was
 quite impressed and asked where she could find them.

 "You get them at the drug store, Sister, just go and ask the
 pharmacist for them."  The next day the good sister went to the
 drug store and walked up to the counter.  "Good morning Sister,"
 said the pharmacist. "What can I do for you today?

 "I'd like some condoms please," said the nun.

 The pharmacist was a little taken a back, but recovered soon
 enough and asked "How many boxes would you like -- there are
 twelve to a box."

 "I'll take twelve boxes -- that should last about a week" said
 the nun.

 The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time, and was
 almost afraid to ask any more questions, but his professionalism
 prevailed and he asked in a clear voice, "Sister, what size
 condoms would you like -- we have large, extra large, and big
 liar size."

 The sister thought for a minute, and finally said "I'm not
 certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for a Camel?"

 The pharmacist promptly passed out.

Subj:     Nun Gains Weight (S122)
          From: grs on 5/27/99

 A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests
 noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little
 weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.

 "No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.

 A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained
 even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?"
 he asked again.

 "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.

 A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan
 pushing a baby carriage around the convent.

 He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute
 little fart."

Subj:     Car Load Of Nuns Pulled Over By Policeman (S75)
          From: thebartend on 98-07-10

 A Policeman pulled over a carload of Nuns.
 POLICEMAN: Sister this is a 65MPH Highway, Why are you
            going so slow?
 SISTER:    Sir, I saw alot of signs that said 22 not 65.
 POLICEMAN: Oh Sister, that's not the speed limit,
            that's the Highway that you are on.
 SISTER:    Oh silly me, Thank you for telling me that.
            I'll be more careful.

 In the meantime the Polceman is looking in the backseat
 at the other Nuns.  They are shaking and tremblng.
 POLICEMAN: Excuse me Sister, Whats wrong with your friends back
            there?  They are shaking and trembling real bad.
 SISTER:    Oh, we just got off the 119.

Subj:     Two Nuns Come To USA And Eat A Hot Dog (S69, S341)
          From: RFSlick on 98-05-23
      and From: DoctorDebt on 7/28/2003

 Two elderly Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
 boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants
 of this country actually eat dogs."

 "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America,
 we might as well do as the Americans do."  Nodding emphatically,
 the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both
 walk towards it.

 "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to
 oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil.  Excited, the nuns
 hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'

 The mother superior is first to open hers, then, staring at it
 for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously,
 "What part did you get?"

Subj:     Nuns Run Out Of Gas (S125, S432)
          From: JOELFALLON on 6/17/99
      and From: darrell94590 on 5/4/2005

 A couple of nuns who were nursing sisters had gone out to
 the country to minister to an outpatient.  On the way back
 they were a few miles from home when they ran out of gas.
 They were standing beside their car on the shoulder when a
 truck approached.

 Seeing ladies of the cloth in distress, the driver stopped
 to offer his help.  The nuns explained they needed some
 gas.  The driver of the truck said he would gladly drain
 some from his tank but he didnt have a bucket or can.

 One of the nuns dug out a clean bedpan and asked the
 driver if he could use it.  He said yes and proceeded to
 drain a couple of quarts of gas into the pan.  He waved
 goodbye to the nuns and left.  The nuns were carefully
 pouring the precious fluid into their gas tank when the
 highway patrol came by.

 The trooper stopped and watched for a minute, then he
 said: "Sisters, I dont think it will work, but you sure
 have faith!"

Subj:     Bus Full Of Nuns Goes To Heaven (S16, S507)
          From: Internet Joke Archive
      and From: jbcary1 on 10/11/2006

 This bus ful of nuns crashes into a Mercedes Benz and the
 nuns all die.  The entire friggin bus.  The nuns are waiting
 in line at the pearly gates to be judged.  St. Peter begins
 to interrogate them one by one to see if they should go up
 to heaven.  He says to the first nun in line: Have you
 committed any sins you want to atone for now before it is
 too late.  The nun says: "St. Peter, this finger has touched
 a penis."  St. Peter tells her to dip her finger in the
 waters of absolution.  The nun walks over to this small
 marble tub of water, dips in her finger, and ascends the
 stairs to heaven.  The next nun is asked the same question
 by the saint and she says: This hand has touched a penis.
 She is allowed to rinse the hand in the waters and she too
 goes up to heaven.  Things are moving along well, when
 Sister Margaret tears up from the back of the line, cutting
 in front, and St. Peter has to forcefully stop her from
 going over to the marble tub.

 He says: Sister Margaret what has come over you?  She answers:
 I want to gargle before Sister Mary sticks her butt in there.

Subj:     Four Nuns Have A Weekend
          From:  Don_Hatch  97-03-05

 It was Friday, and four nuns went to the priest at the local
 Catholic church to ask for the weekend off.  They argued back
 and forth for a few minutes.  Finally the priest agrees to
 let them leave the convent for the weekend.  "However," said
 the priest, "as soon as you get back Monday morning I want
 you to confess to me what you did over the weekend."  The
 four nuns agree and run off.

 Monday morning comes, and the four nuns return.  The first
 nun goes to the priest and says, "Forgive me Father, for I
 have sinned."  The priest asks, "What did you do sister?"
 She replies, "I watched an R-rated movie."  The priest looks
 up at heaven for a few seconds, then replies, "You are
 forgiven.  Go drink the holy water."  The first nun leaves,
 and the fourth nun begins to chuckle quietly under her breath.

 The second nun then goes up to the priest and says, "Forgive
 me, Father, for I have sinned."  The priest replies, "Okay,
 what happened?"  She says, "I was driving my brother's car
 down the street in front of his house, and I hit the dog and
 killed it."  The priest looks up at heaven for half a minute
 then says, "You are forgiven.  Go and drink the holy water."
 The second nun goes out.  By this time, the fourth nun is
 laughing quite audibly.

 The third nun walks to the priest and says, "Forgive me,
 Father, I have sinned."  The priest says, "Ok.  Out with it.
 What did you do?"  She says, "Last night, I ran naked up and
 down Main Street."  The priest looks up at heaven for a full
 five minutes before responding, "God forgives you.  Go and
 drink the holy water."  She leaves.

 The fourth nun falls on the floor, laughing so hard tears run
 down her cheeks.  The priest asks her, "Ok, what did you do
 this weekend that was so darn funny?"  The fourth nun replies,
 "I peed in the holy water..."

Subj:     Mother Superior Talks To The Girls

 Some nuns ran an orphanage in a rural area.  One day the mother
 superior called in the teenagers who were about to leave.  "You
 are going into a sinful world," she said.  "I must warn you
 that men will take advantage of you.  They'll buy you drinks
 and dinner, take you to their apartments, undress you and do
 terrible things to you.  Then they'll give you $20 or $30 and
 kick you out."

 "Excuse me, Mother," one of the teenagers said.  "You mean men
 will take advantage of us and give us money?"

 "Yes child.  Why do you ask?"

 "Because the priests only give us candy."

Subj:     Sister Catherine Asks Girls

 Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children
 in fourth grade what whey want to be when they grow up. Little
 Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
 Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks:  "What the
 (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb) did you say?"

 "A prostitute!" Sheila repeats.

 Sister Catherine breathes a sight of relief and says:  "Thank
 God!  I thought you said a Protestant"

Subj:     Mother Teresa Quote (903)
          From: Christina Moore on Facebook
 Source: http://www.funchap.com/mother-teresa-quotes/
Subj:     Nuns Riding Bikes Are Happy

 This mother superior and her little nuns were out bike riding.
 At the first speed bump all the little nuns start to giggle,
 and peddle a little harder.  At the second they giggle harder
 and peddle harder.  At the third they start to groan and
 peddle harder.  At the fourth with much groaning, moaning
 and sweating as well and some very hard peddling.  The mother
 superior turns around and says "stop all that or you'll have
 to put the seats back on!!!"

Subj:     Mother Superior And The Leprechans

 The Mother Superior of an Irish convent hear a knock at the
 door and went to answer it.  When she opened the door, she
 saw two leprechauns standing outside.  One of the leprechauns
 took off his hat and said, "Begging your pardon, Mother
 Superior, but would you be having any midget nuns here?"

 The Mother Superior said, "No, we have no midget nuns here."

 The leprechaun, looking disturbed, said, "Are you quite sure,
 Mother Superior?"

 The Mother Superior said, "I know all the sisters, and I am
 quite certain that there are no midget nuns here."

 The leprechaun, now quite upset, asked, "Would you be knowing
 if any other convent has midget nuns?"

 The Mother Superior said, "To the best of my knowledge, there's
 not a midget nun in the whole of Ireland".

 The second leprechaun jabbed the first one in the ribs with
 his elbow and said, "See?  I told you that you were screwing
 a penguin!"

Subj:     Three Nuns Go To Heaven And Are Tested

 Three nuns die and see God.  God asks them each a question,
 if they are right they go to heaven.  God turns to the first
 nun and says, "Who was the first man on earth?"

 The first nun says, "Oh, that's easy, Adam was."  Birds sing,
 bells ring, angels sing "Hallaluah", the Pearly gates open up
 and she goes into heaven.

 To the second nun, God says "Who was the first woman?"

 The second nun says, "That's an easy one, Eve."  Birds sing,
 bells ring, angels sing "Hallaluah", the Pearly gates open up
 and she goes into heaven.

 To the third nun God asks, "What was the first thing Eve said
 to Adam?"  The third nun thought about it and says, "Oh, that's
 a hard one."  Birds sing, bells ring, angels sing "Hallaluah",
 and Pearly gates open up.

Subj:     A Nun And A Hippie On A Bus (S265, S763)
          From: gheckman on 97-06-01
      and From: virv on 8/24/2011

 (See 'Cab Driver Asks To Kiss A Nun' in CABDRIVER)

 A bus pulled over a the bus stop and a nun got on and sat
 near the center of the bus.  At the next stop a hippie got
 with his guitar and backpack, deciding to sit near the nun.
 He looked her over and said, "I'm not very familiar with
 people like you...what kind of garb is that you're wearing?"

 The nun replied "Young man, I am a nun in service to the
 Lord."  The hippie grinned and said, "Hey, that's cool...
 but I think  you're beautiful and would like to make love
 to you!"

 The nun looked at him sharply and said, "I am married to
 Christ, I am chaste, having taken my vows, and shall always
 remain a virgin.  What you want from me is impossible."

 The bus pulled over at a bus stop and the nun got off,
 leaving just the hippie and the bus driver on board.  The
 driver looked back and said to the hippie, "I heard what
 you asked that nun and what she told you, but if you
 really want to get into her habit I can tell you how!"

 The hippie was interested so he moved to the seat right
 behind the driver.  As he drove he told the hippie, "I
 happen to know that she goes to the cemetary every
 Tuesday night about midnight and prays to the Lord at a
 large marble monument near the top of a knoll.

 "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder,"
 said the bus driver (male) "you could tell her you were
 God.  Put on a really good God-like act, she will believe
 you and do anything you ask of her."

 The hippie thanked the driver and got off the bus at the
 next stop.

 The next Tuesday night the hippie went to the cemetary
 carrying a long staff, dressed in a white robe, white wig
 and sandals.  He waited behind a large monument and sure
 enough, near midnight, the nun approached and began to
 pray.  When she's in the middle of praying the hippie
 walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask
 of god.  "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will
 answer them but you must have sex with me first."

 The nun, startled at first, responded:  "Oh God, I'll do
 anything you ask, but I've taken my vows so please allow
 me to remain a virgin and do it to me from behind!"

 The hippie, disguised as a god, agrees and gets down
 behind her, pulls up her habit and screws her in the ass
 until he is satisfied.  Then he gets up, runs to the other
 side of the monument and pulls off his gown, his wig, his
 beard and yells, "Surprise!  I'm not really God, I'm the
 guy who sat next to you earlier today on the bus!"

 The nun gets up, pulls off her habit and says to him,
 "Surprise!  I'm not really the nun, I'm the bus driver!"

Subj:     Sisters Of Mercy House Of Prostitution (S150, S834)
          From: JCary on 12/16/1999
      and From: darrelldre on 1/3/2013

 A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when
 he notices a sign.  It reads "SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF
 PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES".  He pays no attention to it and
 drives on without a second thought.  Soon, he sees another
 5 MILES".  When he drives past a third sign saying "SISTERS
 gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive.

 On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone
 building with a small sign next to the door reading
 SISTERS OF MERCY.  He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
 The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who
 asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I
 saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in
 possibly doing business". "Very well, my son. Please
 follow me."

 He is led through many winding passages and is soon
 quite disoriented.  The nun stops at a closed door, and
 tells the man, "Please knock on this door".  He does as
 he is told and this door is answered by another nun in
 a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun instructs,
 "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large
 wooden door at the end of this hallway."  He gets $50
 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.
 He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the
 door, pulling it shut behind him.

 As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in
 the parking lot, facing another small sign: 'GO IN PEACE,

Subj:     Nuns Bath Father John (S135, S497b)
          From: JCary on 9/1/99
      and From:LABLaughsAdult on 7/27/2006

 It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young
 Sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and
 towels just the way the old nun had instructed.  Sister
 Magdalene Edwards was also instructed not to look at Fr.
 John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told
 her to do, and pray.

 The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the
 Saturday night bath had done.  "Oh, sister," said the young
 nun dreamily.  "I've been saved."  "Saved?  And how did that
 fine thing come about?" asked the old nun.  "Well, when Fr.
 John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and
 while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his
 legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

 "Did he now," said the old nun evenly.  Sister Magdalene
 continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit
 my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I
 would be assured of salvation and eternal peace.  And then
 Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

 "Is that a fact," said the old nun even more evenly.  "At
 first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to
 salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would
 soon swell my heart with ecstasy.  And it did, it felt so
 good being saved."

 "That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told me it
 was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

Subj:     Monk Sneeks Into Convent

Just down the road from the convent is a monastry. One night
one of the monks gets a little drunk and tries to get into the
convent (and its inhabitants). The next day mother superior
phones up the head monk.

"Brother Andrew, this is Sister Virgin Mary. One of your monks
tried to climb in last night. This is must not happen again!"

A few days later another monk gets drunk and the same happens
again. Mother superior again phones the head monk the next day.

"Brother Andrew, this is Sister Virgin Mary again. One of your
boys was trying to get in again last night. This must stop at once!"

A few days later yet another monk gets drunk and the same happens.
Mother superior phones the head monk yet again the next day.

"Brother Andrew, this is Sister Mary ...."

Subj:     Two Nuns And A Blind Man (S304)
          From: Internet Joke Archive
      and From: mjsl on 11/25/2002

 The Mother Superior told two of her nuns to paint a room
 and make sure to avoid getting any paint on their habits.
 "Not a drop is allowable." She said.  They quietly left
 the Mother Superior with her instructions.  When they were
 going to the room they have decided that, if they lock the
 door, then they can just take their habits off and paint
 in the nude.  After all, they're both women.

 Later, there is a knock at the door.  The two nuns look
 at each other wondering who it is and then one goes,
 "Who's there?"

 "Blind Man" echoes the response.  The two sisters figure
 that there will be no harm in letting a blind man into
 the room since he can't see them in the nude... they
 opened the door. In walks the man, who says, "Nice tits,
 girls.  Where do you want the blinds?"

Subj:     Nun Gets Drunk
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #27

 Sister Mary Ketherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from
 Jack's liquor store.  One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and
 she said: "Oh Jack, give me a pint o' the brandy."  "Sister
 Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that!  I've
 never sold alcohol to a nun in my life!"  "Oh Jack," she
 responed, "it's only for the Mother Superior."  Her voice
 dropped.  "It helps her constipation, you know."  So Jack sold
 her the brandy.

 Later that night, Jack closed the store and walked home.  As
 he passed the nunnery, who should he see but Sister Mary
 Katherine?  And she was snockered.  She was singing and
 dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms like a
 bird, right there on the sidewalk.  A crowd was gathering.
 Jack pushed through and exclaimed: "Sister Mary Katherine!
 For shame!  You told me this was for the Mother Superior's

 Sister Mary K. didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so
 it is me lad, so it is.  When she sees me, she's going to

Subj:     Nuns Get Flat Tire
          From: The Bartenders Joke of the day for 19 Sep 97

 A group on nuns were traveling in a car when it got a flat
 tire.  They got out and tried to change it, but being rather
 unworldly did not know how to do it.  Luckily, a truck came
 along and the male driver offered to change it for them.
 They gladly accepted.  As the trucker jacked up the car, it
 slipped from the jack. "Son-of-a-bitch," he yelled.  The
 eldest nun said to him, "That is not nice language. We under-
 stand that you are upset, but you mustn't use such language."
 "Sorry, Sister", he said, and tried again.

 Again it slipped, this time almost mashing his fingers. "Son-
 of-a-bitch", he yelled again. "Please, don't use such language.
 If changing our tire is causing you to do so, it would be
 better if you didn't help us." "But I get so upset, and it
 just comes out."  "Well," said the nun,  "say something else
 when you get upset, something like 'Sweet Jesus, help me'".

 So the trucker tried to jack up the car again.  Again it
 slipped.  He started to say "So..", but he corrected himself
 and said, "Sweet Jesus help me."  At that, the car just lifted
 up into the air by itself.  The nuns looked at the car and
 said, "Son-of-a-bitch!"

Subj:     'Oh Happy Day' With Whoopi Goldberg (S951d)
          From: Janet Calderone on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/z-4mtA6Z88k
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1143094522384826

 'Oh Happy Day' from the movie 'Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit'
 starring Whoopi Goldberg.  Click 'HERE' to see this great,
 music video clip.

Subj:     Nun Learns To Say 'OUR' Instead Of 'MY'
          From: ArmaDillow on 97-07-14

 A nun came running in to the priest one day. "Father, Father,
 my stove is broken, my stove is broken," to which the priest
 replied: "Sister, it's OUR stove, OUR stove."  The nun said
 she would try to remember.

 Next day she comes running in saying "Father, Father, my
 dishwasher is broken," to which the priest replies: "Sister,
 it's OUR dishwasher." She again leaves.

 The next day the priest was in a conference with the bishop
 when the nun comes running in saying, "Father, Father, OUR
 bed is broken ..."

Subj:     Two Nuns Meet Dracula (S39, S658b)
          From: auntiegah 12/17/2005
      and From: ft.apache on 8/14/2009

 Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling
 through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and
 are stopped at a traffic light.  Suddenly,out of nowhere,
 a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and
 hisses through the windshield.

 "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"

 "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the
 abomination," Sister Helen.

 Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about,
 but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

 "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

 "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy
 Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.

 Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula
 screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and
 continues hissing at the nuns.

 "Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

 "Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

 "Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.

 She opens the window and shouts, "Get your ass off my car!"

Subj:     Sisters Stop At Pub (S490c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/13/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)

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