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Subj: Are You Kathlick?
      (S554c, S792)

From: AFine963 8/24/07
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From: virv on 3/21/12
 

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Three little boys were
concerned because they
couldn't get anyone to
play with them.  They
decided it was because
they had not been
baptized and didn't go
to Sunday School. 
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So they went to the nearest Church. 

But, only the Janitor was there.

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One little boy said,
"We need to be baptized
because no one will come
out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?" 

"Sure," said the Janitor.

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He took them into the bathroom 
and dunked their little heads
in the toilet bowl, one at a time. 

Then he said, "You are now baptized!" 

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When they got outside,
one of them asked, 
"What religion do you
think we are?"
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The oldest one said,
"We're not Kathlick, because 
they pour the water on you." 

"We're not Babtis, because
they dunk all of you in the water." 

"We're not Methdiss, because
they just sprinkle water on you." 

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The littlest one said, 
"Didn't you smell that water?!" 

They all joined in asking,
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"

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The middle one answered,
"I think it means we're Pisscopailians." 
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