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Subj:     United States Government Seal (S492b) 
          From: darrell94590 on 6/23/2006
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Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.??  A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. 

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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