Subj: Breast-Supp Jokes
(Includes 26 jokes and articles, 06951,18,no ads,wXT4,16)
..........Updated through Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me
Animated Erotic Gifs
Subj: Female Jogger w/Bouncing Boobs
From: tom in 2015 (S951d-On Site)
Source: (Removed from i.imgur.com/55YEbqU.gif)
........Click 'HERE' to watch this ten second video.
Louis CK - On Tits
Published by Bart Tricas
Louis CK discusses men and their
fascination with female breasts.
This video is part of Louis CK's performance in Phoenix AZ on
February 2013. Click 'HERE' to listen to this great comedian.
Subj: Groovin Granny singing 'Do your boobs hang low?'
From: Alison Stacey on Facebook (S948d-On Site)
..........Click 'HERE' to watch Groovin Granny sing.
Homemade Breast Implants
..........in 2011 (S778d-iFrame)
In this video, Frances Dilorinzo
does a very funny stand-up
routine at the Comedy Time. Her routine about finding a way
to test drive new breast implants is hilarious. Click
'HERE' to watch this very funny comedian do a great stand-up act.
Subj: Apple's iTit (S604b, S908)
From: rfslick in 2008
How To Put On A Bra
From: lubin100 in 2009
Imagine that Agent 007 is a woman
captured by four
bad guys and she wants to put on her bra. This
tastefully done video is violent. Click 'HERE'
to see this video clip of Holly Valance, in "Dead
Subj: Woman Smothers Boyfriend w/Breasts (S836)
From: AFine963 in 2013
Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman
from Everett, Wash., is
believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with
her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's
KIRO 7 Eyewitness News. Deputies, called to the Airport
Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report,
found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged
boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.
Kiro 7 reports that witnesses
claims they saw Lange throw
her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home. She was
later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's
face. Police noted the size difference between Lange and her
boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was
5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.
.............- Show Them To Me
in 2007 (S552d-iFrame)
Rodney Carrington started as
a comedian. In 2004 he got
his own TV show, Rodney. Now he sings country-western
music. Carrington said the goal of his music and live
shows is simply to make people laugh. You can listen to
him in concert by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: The Boob Poem About Mammograms (S228)
From: KMACINTY in 2001
For years and years they told
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.
So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.
After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."
"Stand up here real close" she
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."
She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!
My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.
Excruciating pain I felt,
Within its vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!
"Take a deep breath" she said
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.
"There, that's good," I heard
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.
It squeezed me from both up and
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.
Next time that they make me do
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.
If I had no problem when I came
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"
This machine was created by a
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.
Show Them To Me - Celebrity Version (S730dwmv)
From: darrellvip on 11/30/2010
Some of the best titty scenes
from movies...put to
Rodney Carrington's Show Them To Me from his CD King
of the Mountains. Click on either source, or 'HERE' for
my WMV copy, to see this sexy video.
Subj: The Perfect Breasts (S536)
From: drgolfmd on 4/30/2007
A man walking down the street
sees a woman with perfect
breasts. "Hey Miss, "he says, confronting her, "would
you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"
"Are you nuts?" she replies, and walks away.
The man turns around, runs around
the block and gets to
the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your
breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he then asks.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
Once more the bloke runs around
the block and faces her.
"Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
This time she thinks about it for a while.
"Per breast" he adds, raising the ante
"Hmmm, $20,000 dollars, eh? "she
ponders. "OK, just once,
but not here."
So they go into an alley, where
she takes off her blouse
to reveal, as the man suspected, the most perfect breasts
in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, molding them,
kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but
not biting them.
After several minutes of this
the woman finally runs out
"Well?"she says, in an annoyed
tone. "Are you going to
bite them or not?"
"Nah", the man replies. "Costs too much."
Loren's Trick Boobies (S663b,dmpg)
From: BuffaloChips.com on 9/23/09
Click on the above source, or
for my copy,
to see Loren's trick boobies in a MPG video.
Subj: Breast Implant Saves Israeli's Life (S501b)
From: Yahoo News on 8/15/2006
Source: (Removed from uk.news.yahoo.com)
JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli
woman's breast implants
saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket
attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a
hospital spokesman said on Tuesday.
Doctors found shrapnel embedded
in the silicone implants,
just inches from the 24-year-old's heart.
"She was saved from death," said
a spokesman for Nahariya
Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released
Where Are My Fries? (S662b,d)
From: ft.apache on 9/15/2009
Click 'HERE' to see this silly, cute commercial from Nando's.
Subj: Mamomogram Nightmare (S434, S694a)
From: DoctorDebt on 5/23/2005
"It was like this, Your Honor...I
actually kept my mammogram
appointment. I was met with, 'Hi, I'm Belinda!'
"This perky clipboard carrier
smiled from ear to ear, tilted
her head to one side and crooned, 'All I need you to do is
step into this room here, strip to the waist, then slip on
this gown. Everything clear?'
"I'm thinking, 'Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science.'
"Belinda skipped away to prepare
the chamber of horrors. Call
me crazy, but I suspect a man invented this machine. It takes
a perfectly healthy cup size of 36-B and converts it to a size
38-LONG. Also, girls aren't made of sugar and spice and every-
thing nice...that's Spandex. We can't be stretched, pulled and
twisted over a cold 4-inch piece of square glass and still pop
back into shape.
"Belinda flipped me (literally)
to the left and said, 'Can you
stand on your tippy-toes and lean in a tad so we can get every-
"'Fine', I answered. I was freezing,
bruised and out of air, so
why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and
finish me off?
My body was in a holding pattern
that defied gravity (with my
other boob wedged between those two 4" pieces of square glass)
when we heard, then felt, a zap!
"Complete darkness and the power
went off! 'What?' I yelled.
'Oh, maintenance is working. Bet they hit a snag.' Belinda
headed for the door.
'Excuse me! You're not leaving
me in this vice alone, are you?'
Belinda kept going and said,
'Oh, you fussy puppy... the door's
wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. I'll be
"Before I could shout, 'NOOOO!'
she disappeared. And that's
exactly how Bubba and Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire,
found me, half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws
of Life and the other part smashed between glass!
"After exchanging polite 'Hi,
how's it going' type greetings,
Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I
knew the power was off. Trying to disguise my hysteria I
replied with as much calmness as possible, 'Uh, yes...yes I
"'You bet, take care,' Bubba
replied and waved good-bye as
though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.
"Two hours later, Belinda breezes
in wearing a sheepish grin.
Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, 'Oh I
am soooo sorry! The power came back on and I totally forgot
about you! And silly me, I went to lunch. Are we upset?'
"And that, Your Honor, is exactly
how her head ended up
between the clamps.
Sara X Does Mozart (S945d)
Published by ara X Mills
From: darrelldre on 10/20/2014
Sara X flexes her boobs to Mozart's
'Eine kleine Nachtmusik'
from the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra's 1936 performance.
Click 'HERE' to watch this stimulating Mozart music.
Subj: Short Breast Jokes
|Drawing from lubin100 on 10/2/2012|
Staring At Breasts Is Healthy II (S558)
From: darrellvip on 9/30/2007
Subj: Explaining Breast-Feeding To A Child (S612b)
From: tom on 9/28/2008
As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old
daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having
seen anyone breast-feed before, she was intrigued
and full of all kinds of questions about what I was
After mulling over my answers,
she remarked, 'My mom
has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to
Implants Last Forever (S544b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/14/2007
..........At: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
Gal ... (S509b)
From: darrell94590 on 10/20/2006
Source: (Removed from 123mycodes.com)
Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder (S491d, S796)
From: ZipperFish.com on 6/21/2006
..........At: (Removed from caykeyfi.net)
You can play the game by clicking 'HERE'.
While updating this file, I came
upon "Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder 2."
You can play this slightly less witty, twenty question test at it's
or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
Breast Test (S476)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/20/2006
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/20/2007
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two?
Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"