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Subj:     Breast-Supp Jokes
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Includes the following:  Female Jogger w/Bouncing Boobs - Video (S951)
.........................Louis CK - On Tits - Video (S908)
.........................Groovin Granny singing 'Do your boobs hang low?' (S948)
.........................Homemade Breast Implants - Video (S778)
.........................Apple's iTit (S604b)
.........................How To Put On A Bra - Video (S667)
.........................Woman Smothers Boyfriend w/Breasts (S836)
.........................Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me - Video (S552)
.........................The Boob Poem About Mammograms (S228)
.........................Show Them To Me - Celebrity Version - Video (S730)
.........................The Perfect Breasts (S536)
.........................Loren's Trick Boobies - Video (S663b)
.........................Breast Implant Saves Israeli's Life (S501b)
.........................Where Are My Fries? - Video (S662b)
.........................Mamomogram Nightmare (S434, S694a)
.........................Sara X Does Mozart - Video (S945)
.........................Short Breast Jokes
..............................Tell Your Boobs - Sign (S821)
..............................Having A Mamogram (S615b)
..............................Staring At Breasts Is Healthy II (S558)
..............................Explaining Breast-Feeding To A Child (S612b)
..............................Implants Last Forever (S544b)
..............................Hooter's Gal ... (S509b)
..............................Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder (S491, S796)
..............................Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder 2 (S796)
..............................Breast Test (S476)

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Subj:     Female Jogger w/Bouncing Boobs (S951d)
          From: tom on 4/5/2015
 Source: http://i.imgur.com/55YEbqU.gifv
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Subj:     Louis CK - On Tits (S908d)
          Published by Bart Tricas
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/CDdl3gatNW0

 Louis CK discusses men and their fascination with female breasts.
 This video is part of Louis CK's performance in Phoenix AZ on
 February 2013. Click 'HERE' to listen to this great comedian.

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Subj:     Groovin Granny singing 'Do your boobs hang low?' (S948d)
          From: Alison Stacey on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/-N-LhhrH-c8
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=604281649706801
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Subj:     Homemade Breast Implants (S778d)
          From: allenbergman on 12/9/2011
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/7wFhSbJWWZM

 In this video, Frances Dilorinzo does a very funny stand-up
 routine at the Comedy Time.  Her routine about finding a way
 to test drive new breast implants is hilarious.  Click
 'HERE' to watch this very funny comedian do a great stand-up act.

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Subj:     Apple's iTit (S604b, S908)
          From: rfslick on 7/31/2008
      and From: Ava Schauer on Facebook
 Source: http://balunywa.blogspot.com/2012_08_01_archive.html
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Subj:     How To Put On A Bra (S667d)
          From: lubin100 on 10/14/2009
      and From: JOELFALLON on 10/15/2009
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/eTvSm3nQLfc

 Imagine that Agent 007 is a woman captured by four
 bad guys and she wants to put on her bra.  This
 tastefully done video is violent.  Click 'HERE'
 to see this video clip of Holly Valance, in "Dead
 or Alive."

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Subj:     Woman Smothers Boyfriend w/Breasts (S836)
          From: AFine963 on 1/17/2013
 Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/16/donna-
.........lange-breasts-smother-kill-boyfriend-everett-
.........washington_n_2486189.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

 Donna Lange, a 51-year-old woman from Everett, Wash., is
 believed to have suffocated her boyfriend to death with
 her breasts on Saturday, Jan. 12, according to Seattle's
 KIRO 7 Eyewitness News.  Deputies, called to the Airport
 Inn trailer park at 12:45 a.m. for a disturbance report,
 found medics performing CPR on Lange's 51-year-old alleged
 boyfriend, who was later pronounced dead at Swedish Hospital.

 Kiro 7 reports that witnesses claims they saw Lange throw
 her boyfriend down in the back of the mobile home.  She was
 later found by witnesses with her chest covering the victim's
 face.  Police noted the size difference between Lange and her
 boyfriend -- she was 5-feet, 6-inches and 192 pounds, he was
 5-feet, 7-inches and 175 pounds.

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Subj:     Rodney Carrington - Show Them To Me
          From: cappucinid on 8/14/2007 (S552d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Eh2PjkzW20w

 Rodney Carrington started as a comedian.  In 2004 he got
 his own TV show, Rodney.  Now he sings country-western
 music.  Carrington said the goal of his music and live
 shows is simply to make people laugh.  You can listen to
 him in concert by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Boob Poem About Mammograms (S228)
          From: KMACINTY on 2/26/2001

 For years and years they told me,
 Be careful of your breasts.
 Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
 And give them monthly tests.

 So I heeded all their warnings,
 And protected them by law.
 Guarded them very carefully,
 And I always wore my bra.

 After 30 years of astute care,
 My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
 Said I should get a Mammogram.
 "O.K," I said, "let's do it."

 "Stand up here real close" she said,
 (She got my boob in line),
 "And tell me when it hurts," she said,
 "Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

 She stepped upon a pedal,
 I could not believe my eyes!
 A plastic plate came slamming down,
 My hooter's in a vise!

 My skin was stretched and mangled,
 From underneath my chin.
 My poor boob was being squashed,
 To Swedish Pancake thin.

 Excruciating pain I felt,
 Within its vise-like grip.
 A prisoner in this vicious thing,
 My poor defenseless tit!

 "Take a deep breath" she said to me,
 Who does she think she's kidding?!?
 My chest is mashed in her machine,
 And woozy I am getting.

 "There, that's good," I heard her say,
 (The room was slowly swaying.)
 "Now, let's have a go at the other one."
 Have mercy, I was praying.

 It squeezed me from both up and down,
 It squeezed me from both sides.
 I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
 To HER tender little hide.

 Next time that they make me do this,
 I will request a blindfold.
 I have no wish to see again,
 My knockers getting steamrolled.

 If I had no problem when I came in,
 I surely have one now.
 If there had been a cyst in there,
 It would have gone "ker-pow!"

 This machine was created by a man,
 Of this, I have no doubt.
 I'd like to stick his balls in there,
 And see how THEY come out.

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Subj:     Show Them To Me - Celebrity Version (S730dwmv)
          From: darrellvip on 11/30/2010
 Source1: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80673436/
 Source2: http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/
..........b_to_h/breast-supp-show_them2.wmv

 Some of the best titty scenes from movies...put to
 Rodney Carrington's Show Them To Me from his CD King
 of the Mountains.  Click on either source, or 'HERE' for
 my WMV copy, to see this sexy video.

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Subj:     The Perfect Breasts (S536)
          From: drgolfmd on 4/30/2007

 A man walking down the street sees a woman with perfect
 breasts.  "Hey Miss, "he says, confronting her, "would
 you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?"

 "Are you nuts?" she replies, and walks away.

 The man turns around, runs around the block and gets to
 the corner before she does.  "Would you let me bite your
 breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he then asks.

 "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

 Once more the bloke runs around the block and faces her.
 "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000
 dollars?"

 This time she thinks about it for a while.

 "Per breast" he adds, raising the ante

 "Hmmm, $20,000 dollars, eh? "she ponders. "OK, just once,
 but not here."

 So they go into an alley, where she takes off her blouse
 to reveal, as the man suspected, the most perfect breasts
 in the world.  As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
 starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, molding them,
 kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but
 not biting them.

 After several minutes of this the woman finally runs out
 or patience.

 "Well?"she says, in an annoyed tone. "Are you going to
 bite them or not?"

 "Nah", the man replies. "Costs too much."

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Subj:     Loren's Trick Boobies (S663b,dmpg)
          From: BuffaloChips.com on 9/23/09
 Source: http://www.jokelibrary.net/sex/b_to_h/breast-supp-trick.mpg

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see Loren's trick boobies in a MPG video.

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Subj:     Breast Implant Saves Israeli's Life (S501b)
          From: Yahoo News on 8/15/2006
 Source: (Removed from uk.news.yahoo.com)

 JERUSALEM (Reuters) - An Israeli woman's breast implants
 saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket
 attack during Israel's war with the Lebanese group, a
 hospital spokesman said on Tuesday.

 Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants,
 just inches from the 24-year-old's heart.

 "She was saved from death," said a spokesman for Nahariya
 Hospital in northern Israel.  The woman has been released
 from hospital.

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Subj:     Where Are My Fries? (S662b,d) 
          From: ft.apache on 9/15/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/e7yzDSgKNU8

 Click 'HERE' to see this silly, cute commercial from Nando's.

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Subj:     Mamomogram Nightmare (S434, S694a)
          From: DoctorDebt on 5/23/2005

 "It was like this, Your Honor...I actually kept my mammogram
 appointment. I was met with, 'Hi, I'm Belinda!'

 "This perky clipboard carrier smiled from ear to ear, tilted
 her head to one side and crooned, 'All I need you to do is
 step into this room here, strip to the waist, then slip on
 this gown.  Everything clear?'

 "I'm thinking, 'Belinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science.'

 "Belinda skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors.  Call
 me crazy, but I suspect a man invented this machine.  It takes
 a perfectly healthy cup size of 36-B and converts it to a size
 38-LONG.  Also, girls aren't made of sugar and spice and every-
 thing nice...that's Spandex.  We can't be stretched, pulled and
 twisted over a cold 4-inch piece of square glass and still pop
 back into shape.

 "Belinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, 'Can you
 stand on your tippy-toes and lean in a tad so we can get every-
 thing?'

 "'Fine', I answered. I was freezing, bruised and out of air, so
 why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck and
 finish me off?

 My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my
 other boob wedged between those two 4" pieces of square glass)
 when we heard, then felt, a zap!

 "Complete darkness and the power went off! 'What?' I yelled.
 'Oh, maintenance is working.  Bet they hit a snag.'  Belinda
 headed for the door.

 'Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vice alone, are you?'
 I shouted.

 Belinda kept going and said, 'Oh, you fussy puppy... the door's
 wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights.  I'll be
 right back.'

 "Before I could shout, 'NOOOO!' she disappeared.  And that's
 exactly how Bubba and Earl, maintenance men extraordinaire,
 found me, half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws
 of Life and the other part smashed between glass!

 "After exchanging polite 'Hi, how's it going' type greetings,
 Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I
 knew the power was off.  Trying to disguise my hysteria I
 replied with as much calmness as possible, 'Uh, yes...yes I
 did, thanks.'

 "'You bet, take care,' Bubba replied and waved good-bye as
 though I'd been standing in the line at the grocery store.

 "Two hours later, Belinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin.
 Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, 'Oh I
 am soooo sorry!  The power came back on and I totally forgot
 about you!  And silly me, I went to lunch.  Are we upset?'

 "And that, Your Honor, is exactly how her head ended up
 between the clamps.

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Subj:     Sara X Does Mozart (S945d)
          Published by ara X Mills
          From: darrelldre on 10/20/2014
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/UDXUDehUgIQ

 Sara X flexes her boobs to Mozart's 'Eine kleine Nachtmusik'
 from the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra's 1936 performance.
 Click 'HERE' to watch this stimulating Mozart music.


Subj:     Short Breast Jokes

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Drawing from lubin100 on 10/2/2012
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Subj:     Having A Mamogram (S618b)
          From: tom on 10/20/2008
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Subj:     Staring At Breasts Is Healthy II (S558)
          From: darrellvip on 9/30/2007
 This PowerPoint Show is cute but false as reported
 in Snopes.com at
 http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp
 You can view the PPS show by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Explaining Breast-Feeding To A Child (S612b)
          From: tom on 9/28/2008
 As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old
 daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having
 seen anyone breast-feed before, she was intrigued
 and full of all kinds of questions about what I was
 doing.

 After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom
 has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to
 use them.'
 

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Subj:     Implants Last Forever (S544b)
          From:  LABLaughsAdult on 6/14/2007
..........At: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 Just remember that old age is hell but implants last forever!
 You can view this revealing photo by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:.....Hooter's Gal ... (S509b)
          From: darrell94590 on 10/20/2006
 Source: (Removed from 123mycodes.com)
 Click the mouse, then lift the mouse to lift the blouse.
 You can view this cute animation by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder (S491d, S796)
          From: ZipperFish.com on 6/21/2006
..........At: (Removed from caykeyfi.net)
 A wonderful, witty test of your knowledge of the female form.
 Based on a cropped image, you must decide if it is a boob,
 a butt, or a shoulder.  There are 30 questions, with some
 unrelated questions thrown in for fun.

 You can play the game by clicking 'HERE'.

 While updating this file, I came upon "Boobs, Butt, Or Shoulder 2."
 You can play this slightly less witty, twenty question test at it's
 source of
 http://ahmbay.info/play_game-33614-boobs_butt_or_shoulder_2.html
 or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Breast Test (S476)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/20/2006
 Source: http://www.c4wkg0blin.com/breasttest.html
 Can you tell the difference between a natural and a fake breast?
 Try it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/20/2007 (S523b)
 JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
 sister.  After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two?
 Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

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