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Bo! In The USA - Oprah Winfrey Show (S778)
From: Marc Anderson on Facebook on 12/12/2011 |
Bo! In The USA series
are abstract toilet humour videos.
Also called Bo' Selecta!,
it is a British sketch show
written and performed by Leigh
Francis, known for its
often deeply surreal themes
which lampoons the popular
culture. It was broadcast between
2002 and 2004.
In Bo! In The USA - Oprah
Winfrey Show, Oprah is old
and fat, and Madonna is 106
years old and farts a lot.
Click on the first source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to
this video that is so crude
and dumb that it is funny.
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Baby's Surprise (S713b)
From: FunniestStuff.net on 8/5/2010 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this very cute, short video.
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Elevator Farts (S661b)
From: BuffaloChips.com on 9/14/2009 and From: ICTV.ua (Ukraine) |
This short film shows the embarrassing
silence after
a fart in an elevator... until
the next fart. Click
'HERE'
to see this cute, short video/commercial.
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Subj: Types
Of Farters (S635b)
From: twistedhumor.net on 3/8/2008
Source: http://www.twistedhumor.net/forwards/farters.html
VAIN
A person who loves the smell
of his own farts
AMIABLE
A person who loves the smell
of other people's farts
PROUD
A person who thinks his farts
are exceptionally fine
SHY
A person who releases silent
farts and then blushes
IMPUDENT
A person who boldly farts out
loud and then laughs
UNFORTUNATE
A person who tries awfully hard
to fart but
poops instead
SCIENTIFIC
A person who farts regularly
but is only
concerned about pollution
NERVOUS
A person who stops in the middle
of his fart
HONEST
A person who admits he farted
but offers
good medical reasons
DISHONEST
A person who farts and then
blames the dog
FOOLISH
A person who suppresses a fart
for hours and hours
THRIFTY
A person who has several good
farts in reserve
ANTI-SOCIAL
A person who excuses himself
and
farts in complete privacy
STRATEGIC
A person who conceals his farts
with loud coughing
SADISTIC
A person who farts in bed and
then
fluffs the cover over his bedmate
INTELLECTUAL
A person who can determine from
the smell of his
neighbor's fart precisely the
latest food item consumed
ATHLETIC
A person who farts at the slightest
exertion
MISERABLE
A person who would truly love
to, but can't fart at all
SENSITIVE
A person who farts and then
starts crying
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Fart Lighting (S633)
From: Video.Google.com on 2/23/2009 |
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Un-airable Mythbusters episode
where the guys tackle the
most asked question they receive
on the show: Can you light
your farts on fire? Click
on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my file version, to see
this funny video answer this
question.
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Subj: Short
Farting Jokes
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Whyatt Cartoons (S740 in Hunting/Camping-Supp)
By Tim Whyatt From: gattica30 on 3/22/2011 |
Jeff Bridges appeared in a "10
At 10" interview on
The Jay Leno Show on Dec. 21,2009.
He was asked what
was his favorite joke.
Here is his answer. (S675b in Birds-Supp)
Q: What is invisible
and smells like worms?
A: A bird fart.
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