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Subj:     Penis-Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 19 jokes and articles, 30785,16,cf)

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Animated Gifs Maniac
Includes the following:  Perrier Commercial - Movie (S642b)
.........................Skeleton Of An Ancient Man - Movie (S563c)
.........................36 Hours Cialis Commercial - Movie (S593b)
.........................Dennis Miller On Reaching Puberty (S634c)
.........................Dickens Cider - Audio (S604)
.........................Man Turned On By His Neighbor's Garage Door (S495)
.........................Short Penis Jokes
..............................Where's Dildo (S785)
..............................Surprise Balloons 25 Cents (S771)
..............................Life Is Like A Boner (S613c)
..............................Happy And Sad In The Same Sentence (S641c)
..............................Viagra Comic Strip (S598)
..............................No Masterbating Sign (S567b)
..............................Going Blind (S710)
..............................Picking Up Girls On The Beach (S566b)
..............................Teatime Love Bite (S540c)
..............................What A Bad Dream (S539c)
..............................Blow Job (S532c)
..............................Celebrity Dicks (S481b)
..............................The Good Fairy And The Small Dick (S596)
..............................Willie Nelson Quotation (S597c)

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Subj:     Perrier Commercial (S642b)
          From: darrellvip on 4/24/2009

 Click 'HERE' to see this provocative commercial.

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Subj:     Skeleton Of An Ancient Man (S563c)
          From: darrellvip on 11/5/2007

 You can watch this 5,800 KB, funny movie on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     36 Hours Cialis Commercial (S593b)
          From: tom on 6/2/2008

 You can watch this cute, dirty commercial on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Dennis Miller On Reaching Puberty (S634c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 3/3/2009
 Source: http://www.dead-frog.com/comedians/jokes/dennis_miller/

 I don't care what your hobby is before puberty hits, because
 as soon as it does, nature assigns you a new one. Let's just
 say that when I was 14 I was treated for tennis elbow, and I
 didn't even own a racquet. I wasn't exactly subtle about my
 self-discovery either. I had tiki torches all around my bed,
 a poster of Farrah Fawcett on my ceiling and a spring-loaded
 tissue dispenser on my nightstand while I worked my own
 crank like it was the gearshift on a Volkswagen bus that I
 was trying to rock out of a mud hole. Ah, the good old
 days--last Thursday.

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Subj:     Dickens Cider (S604)
          From: joych on 8/1/2008
Photo from Flickr.com...

 You can listen to this cute, dirty WAV on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Man Turned On By His Neighbor's Garage Door (S495)
          From: jerry on 7/19/2006

 A UK man claims that a penile implant, containing a remote
 control activated chip, that he had put in in Turkey to
 cure his impotence, is running on the same frequency as
 his neighbor's garage door opener and so every time his
 neighbor comes home both the neighbor's garage door and
 his willy raise up.

 It's not because he's happy to see his neighbor.

 "Every time his car pulls in, I can't leave the house.  It's
 not funny," says the man.

 No it's not funny.  You can poke someone's eye out with that
 thing.

 The Daily Record (Scotland) 18-Jul-06

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Subj:     Where's Dildo (S785)
          From: Marc Anderson on 1/30/2012
 Source1: SunShineDayDream.biz
 Source2: Facebook
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Subj:     Surprise Balloons 25 Cents (S771)
          From Ruby Lou on Facebook on 10/19/2011
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 Source: EverydayFunnyFunny.com
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this funny, dirty cartoon.
 

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Subj:     Life Is Like A Boner (S613c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/8/2008
 You can see this cute, dirty drawing by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Happy And Sad In The Same Sentence (S641c)
          From: Philsam on 4/20/2009
 While watching psychology program on TV, a husband
 turned to his wife and said "I bet you can't make
 me happy and sad in the same sentence."
 His wife thought for about thirty seconds and said
 "You have a much bigger dick than all your friends."
 

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Subj:     Viagra Comic Strip (S598)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 6/30/2008
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20061121
 You can view this cute, dirty comic strip at the above source,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     No Masterbating Sign (S567b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/29/2007
          Source: http://buffalosjokes.com/12002.htm
 You can view this cute, dirty sign at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Going Blind (S710)
          From: Phil at the Bridge Center on 8/23/2010
 A dad walks into his son's bedroom and catches him masturbating.
 He say "I've told you over and over that if you keep doing
 that you will go blind."
 The son replied "Dad, dad, I'm over here."
 

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Subj:     Picking Up Girls On The Beach (S566b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 11/26/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20071125
 You can view this cute, dirty comic strip at the source above,
 or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Teatime Love Bite (S540c)
          From: SCOTCOB
          on 5/16/2007
 Read why a husband and wife had to go to the hospital on
 my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     What A Bad Dream (S539c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult 
          on 4/23/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19920429
 You can view this cute, dirty comic strip at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Blow Job (S532c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult 
          on 4/2/2007
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19920308
 You can view this dirty, cute comic strip at the source
 above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Celebrity Dicks (S481b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 4/6/2006
 Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19970715
 To view these cute sketches, either go to the source above,
 or my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Good Fairy And The Small Dick (S596 in Genie)
          From: rfslick
          on 6/19/2008

 You can view this cute, dirty comic strip on my web site
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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From: tom on 6/26/2008 (S597c)
 Whether or not you are a country fan, this is
 truly the work of a deep thinker, and highly
 intelligent person.  So simple, yet so profound.
 Words of wisdom from that famous philosopher, 
 Willie Nelson, on his 75th birthday:
    'I have outlived my dick.'
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