Subj: Pregnant-Supp Jokes
(Includes 8 jokes and articles, 12783,4,cf)
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Subj: Pregnant-Supp Jokes (Includes 8 jokes and articles, 12783,4,cf) |
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Pam's Story (S783)
From: tom on 1/11/2012 Photo from
USAToday.net...
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Click on Source1, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to read about Pam
Tebow's pregnancy problems with
her fifth child, Tim.
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Bill Cosby - Where Babies Come From (S756)
From: tom on 7/9/2011 |
On the Bill Cosby Show during
Season 6, Raven Symone explains
how mothers deliver a baby from
a little girl's point of view.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see and
hear this wonderful explanation.
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Subj: Pregnancy
Class For Couples (S734)
From: darrellvip on 1/31/2011
The room was full of pregnant
women with their partners.
The class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching
the women how to breathe properly
and was telling the men
how to give the necessary assurance
to their partners at
this stage of the pregnancy.
She said "Ladies, remember
that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial.
It strengthens the pelvic
muscles and will make delivery
that much easier. Just take
several stops and stay on a
soft surface like grass or a path."
She looked at the men in
the room, "and Gentlemen, remember --
You're in this together
-- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking
with her."
The room suddenly got very quiet
as the men absorbed this
information. Then a man
at the back of the room slowly raised
his hand.
"Yes," answered the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would
be all right if she carries
a golf bag while we walk??"
This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
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Don't Go To The Doctor In June/July (S704b)
From: darrellvip on 7/13/2010 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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This ad, which ran in June and
July of 2010, is very cute.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this funny, EuroSport video
from France.
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Subj: A Very
Pregnant Secretary (S566)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/28/2007
Years ago, when I was in business,
I had a secretary named
Donna, who was very, very pregnant.
Although she was going
to have a single baby girl,
it looked as if she were going
to have triplets.
A little girl, about four years
old standing on tiptoe on
the other side of the counter,
was just staring at Donna in
wonderment. Finally the
little girl dramatically pointed
at Donna’s abdomen and exclaimed
loudly, “What’s that”?
Donna, somewhat embarrassed,
explained politely to the
little girl, “I’m pregnant.
That means that I am going to
have a baby, a girl, and it
will grow up to be just like
you.”
The little girl asked, “Do you love the baby”?
Donna replied. “Of course I love the baby.”
The little girl then exclaimed,
“If you love the baby, why
did you eat it”?
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Subj: Short
Pregnant Jokes
One day, I told him, "I hope
in your next life,
you get to be pregnant!"
He replied, "I hope in your next
life, you get to
be married to someone who's
pregnant!"
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Octomom 8 Days Before the Births (S632b)
From: CKButch4Femme on 2/13/2009 Photo from
TMZ...
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From: ginafm on 8/27/2009 (S659b)
It should probably be called
Unplanned Parenthood.
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