Golfer Stung By Bee (S482b)
From: The Bartender Joke Of The Day on 07/05/97
and From: darrell94590 on 4/16/2006
A lady is golfing with some friends. After sinking her first putt, she's on her way down the path to the second tee when she gets stung by a bee. She rushes the short distance back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She bumps into the resident golf pro, who says "What can I help you with?"
The woman tells him she's been stung by a bee. The pro asks,"Oh really, where?"
The lady replies, "Between the first and second hole."
To that the golf pro states, "Well, first of all, your stance to way too wide!"