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Subj:     Boxing Jokes
                 (Includes 22 jokes and articles, 06 1010,14,cf,wXT2a3,11)

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Includes the following:  Mother Goose And Grimm - Cartoon (S900)
.........................George Carlin On Muhammad Ali (S1010)
.........................Muhammad Ali On Black And White - Video (S917)
.........................Boxing Surprise - Video (S629c)
.........................'Boxing' With Charlie Chaplin - HD Video (S963)
.........................There's No Kissing In Boxing! - Video (S593b)
.........................Mike Tyson In Bed With A Girl (S84, DU)
.........................Midget Thai Boxing - Video (S486c)
.........................Free Range Cartoon (S618)
........................."Capoeria" Fighter - Video (S607c)
.........................Boxing Match In England (DU)
.........................Cat That Loves Boxing - Video (S592c)
.........................Boxing Riddle (S287b, DU)
.........................Muhammad Ali On Candid Camera Show (S930)
                         Short Boxing Jokes
..............................Herman Sunday Comic Strip (S624c)
..............................Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S848)
..............................Trivia Bits Column in ContraCostaTimes.com (S715b)
..............................Great Athletic Quotes

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Subj:     Mother Goose And Grimm (S900)
          By Mike Peters on 4/17/2014
 Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php
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Subj:     George Carlin On Muhammad Ali (S1010)
          From: Dalt Williams on Facebook on 6/6/2016

 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/K9kTAz-cc0Q

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 Click 'HERE' to see George Carlin talk about Muhammad Ali
 on The Ed Sullivan Show in 1971.
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Subj:     Muhammad Ali On Black And White (S917d)
          Posted by NTCNATO's channel
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/4LvNDn1eBNw

 "..and the angel food cake was the white cake, and the 
 devil food cake was the chocolate cake." This is an 
 excerpt from  October 17, 1971 interview with Michael
 Parkinson. Click 'HERE' to see this very enlightening
 interview.

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Subj:     Boxing Surprise (S629c,d)
..........From: LABLaughsClean on 1/26/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/x_xhKJByVXw

 This kickboxing match is short, and amazing.  It is worth
 a trip to YouTube.  Click 'HERE' to see this unusual match.

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Subj:     'Boxing' With Charlie Chaplin (S963d)
          From: AFine963 on 6/28/2015
 Source1: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2v32w6
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/1610451
..........27292945/videos/912255005505283/

 Charlie Chaplin made two boxing, silent movies, The Champion
 and Boxing. They are both classics, very different, and excellent.
 You can see the full 'The Champion'
......at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPvhbLr5JVw
 and the full 'Boxing'
......at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btfJh6eiV4U
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.......Click 'HERE' to see this four minute, HD video 
.......clip from the 'Boxing' movie.  It is wonderful.
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Subj:     There's No Kissing In Boxing! (S593b,d)
          From: sfo_pilot on 6/5/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/HZv9qlu3dJ0

 Very funny video about a guy kissing another guy before a
 boxing match.  Click 'HERE' to see it.

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Subj:     Mike Tyson In Bed With A Girl (S84, DU)
          From:  RFSlick on 98-09-09

 Mike Tyson is in bed with a girl, and he says, "My life's a
 disaster.  I was born to an under-privileged family, had a
 rough childhood, I was thrown in jail for rape, my wife left
 me for beating her up, I've lost two world title fights, I
 have disgraced myself and my sport, they want to ban me for
 life, and Don King stole all my money.  Nothing could make
 my life any worse."

 The girl says, "I can say one thing to cheer you up.  You're
 a much better lover than Magic Johnson."

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Subj:     Midget Thai Boxing (S486c,d)
          From: darrell94590 on 5/14/2006
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Hz_Oy57vG8g

 Despite the height discrepancy, this is a pretty
 competitive fight.  Click 'HERE'. to watch dwarf
 midgets Muay Thai kick box.


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Subj:     Free Range Cartoon (S618)
          by Bill Whitehead on 11/11/2008
 Source1: http://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2008/11/11
 Source2: http://www.creators.com/today-comics/2008-11-11.html
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Subj:     "Capoeria" Fighter (S607c,d)
          From: tom on 8/21/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/2bS9DFXw4WA

 A Brazilian martial arts "Capoeria" fighter has a match
 with a kick boxer.  Click 'HERE' to see the interesting
 results.

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Subj:     Boxing Match In England (DU)

 Southampton, England (AP) - Boxer Tony Wilson won his fight
 in three rounds Thursday night after his mother climbed into
 the ring and hit his opponent over the head with her stiletto
 shoe.

 Opponent Steve McCarthy left the ring with blood seeping from
 a head wound as security officers ushered Minna Wilson away.

 When McCarthy refused to return, referee Adrian Morgan raised
 Wilson's arms in victory, declaring that McCarthy had retired.

 Uproar broke out among the 1,000 spectators at the Guildhall
 in this south English port, where the British light heavy-
 weight title eliminator fight between local boy McCarthy and
 Wilson was being staged.

 The furious crowd kicked and punched Wilson before he escaped
 to a dressing room, sheltered by his trainer and manager.

 "The first thing I saw was my mum in the ring and then every-
 thing went wild," said Wilson, from Wolverhampton, central
 England.  "She has been watching my fights for years and
 nothing like this has happened before."

 Police reinforcements were sent.  But no one was arrested,
 and no one was reported injured.

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Subj:     Cat That Loves Boxing (S592c,d)
          From: rfslick on 5/25/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/si4go3Hraq8

 My cat Gizmo does every time we are watching boxing.
 Click 'HERE'. to watch this cute, short video.

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Subj:     Boxing Riddle (S287b, DU)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 7/31/2002

 Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick
 boxing).  The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends
 after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer.
 Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?

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They were women boxing.

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Subj:     Muhammad Ali On Candid Camera Show (S930d)
          Published by Muhammad Ali Fan
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/-yNWfRfaHPU
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=999313686761660

 Muhammad Ali surprised several kids on the Candid Camera
 Show.  Click 'HERE' to see this very cute video.


Subj:     Short Boxing Jokes

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Subj:     Herman Sunday Comic Strip (S624c)
          By Jim Unger on 12/28/08
..........Source: http://www.gocomics.com/herman/
 Click 'HERE' to read about grandpa's boxing career.
 

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Subj:     Peanuts Sunday Comic Strip (S848)
          By Charles M. Schulz on 4/7/2013
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/2013/04/07
 In this Sunday comic strip, Lucy and Snoopy fight.
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute SWunday comic strip.
 

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Subj:     Trivia Bits Column in ContraCostaTimes.com (S715b)
          by Paul Paquet on 9/24/2010
Photo from Creators.com
 Source: (Removed from creators.com)
 (See "Other Trivia Bits" in Tests-Supp)
 When he was 14, Walker Smith got to box by borrowing his
 friend's card.  He friend was Ray Robinson, and Smith's
 boxing was "sweet as sugar."  But this caused a problem
 for a piano player named Ray Charles Robinson, who had to
 perform as Ray Charles.  Ray Charles Leonard, in fact,
 was named for Ray Charles, and he became Sugar Ray Leonard.
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Subj:     Great Athletic Quotes
          From: RFSlick on 3/14/99
 Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with
 Promoter Don King:  "Why would anyone expect him to come out
 smarter?  He went to prison for four years, not Princeton."

 Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
 regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets
 up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

From: KMACINTY on 8/13/2002 (S289b)
 Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries
 and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 4/3/2006 (S480b)
 "Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you?  Old too
 soon... smart too late."  -- Mike Tyson

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