>>> Subj:     Boxing Jokes                  (Includes 16 jokes and articles, 29715b,8,cf)

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Subj:     Boxing Surprise (S629c)          From: LABLaughsClean           on 1/26/2009

 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xhKJByVXw

 This kickboxing match is short, and amazing.  It is worth
 a trip to YouTube.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
 for my file version, of this unusual match.

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Subj:     There's No Kissing In Boxing! (S593b)           From: sfo_pilot on 6/5/2008

 This is a cute, short, silent movie.  Click 'HERE'
 to see it on my site.

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Subj:     Mike Tyson In Bed With A Girl (S84, DU)
          From:  RFSlick on 98-09-09

 Mike Tyson is in bed with a girl, and he says, "My life's a
 disaster.  I was born to an under-privileged family, had a
 rough childhood, I was thrown in jail for rape, my wife left
 me for beating her up, I've lost two world title fights, I
 have disgraced myself and my sport, they want to ban me for
 life, and Don King stole all my money.  Nothing could make
 my life any worse."

 The girl says, "I can say one thing to cheer you up.  You're
 a much better lover than Magic Johnson."

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Subj:     Midget Thai Boxing (S486c)           From: darrell94590 on 5/14/2006

 You can view this crude boxing match on my web site by
 clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     "Capoeria" Fighter (S607c)           From: tom on 8/21/2008  Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bS9DFXw4WA

 A Brazilian martial arts "Capoeria" fighter has a match
 with a kick boxer.  Click 'HERE' to see the interesting
 results.
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Subj:     Boxing Match In England (DU)

 Southampton, England (AP) - Boxer Tony Wilson won his fight
 in three rounds Thursday night after his mother climbed into
 the ring and hit his opponent over the head with her stiletto
 shoe.

 Opponent Steve McCarthy left the ring with blood seeping from
 a head wound as security officers ushered Minna Wilson away.

 When McCarthy refused to return, referee Adrian Morgan raised
 Wilson's arms in victory, declaring that McCarthy had retired.

 Uproar broke out among the 1,000 spectators at the Guildhall
 in this south English port, where the British light heavy-
 weight title eliminator fight between local boy McCarthy and
 Wilson was being staged.

 The furious crowd kicked and punched Wilson before he escaped
 to a dressing room, sheltered by his trainer and manager.

 "The first thing I saw was my mum in the ring and then every-
 thing went wild," said Wilson, from Wolverhampton, central
 England.  "She has been watching my fights for years and
 nothing like this has happened before."

 Police reinforcements were sent.  But no one was arrested,
 and no one was reported injured.

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Subj:     Cat That Loves Boxing (S592c)           From: rfslick on 5/25/2008

 You can view this cute, short movie by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Boxing Riddle (S287b, DU)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 7/31/2002

 Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick
 boxing).  The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends
 after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer.
 Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?

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They were women boxing.

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Subj:     Short Boxing Jokes

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Subj:     Herman Comic Strip (S624c)           By Jim Unger           From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/28/08

 Source: http://comics.com/herman/
 Click 'HERE' to read about grandpa's boxing career.
 

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Subj:     Trivia Bits Column in ContraCostaTimes.com (S715b)           by Paul Paquet on 9/29/2010 Photo from Creators.com

 Source: http://www.creators.com/lifestylefeatures/words-and-trivia/
.........trivia-bits-stan-newman/friday-september-24.html
 When he was 14, Walker Smith got to box by borrowing his
 friend's card.  He friend was Ray Robinson, and Smith's
 boxing was "sweet as sugar."  But this caused a problem
 for a piano player named Ray Charles Robinson, who had to
 perform as Ray Charles.  Ray Charles Leonard, in fact,
 was named for Ray Charles, and he became Sugar Ray Leonard.
 

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Subj:     Free Range Comic Strip (S618)
          by Bill Whitehead
          From: Creators.com on 11/11/2008
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics/2008-11-11.html
 

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Subj:     Great Athletic Quotes
          From: RFSlick on 3/14/99
 Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with
 Promoter Don King:  "Why would anyone expect him to come out
 smarter?  He went to prison for four years, not Princeton."

 Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
 regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets
 up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

From: KMACINTY on 8/13/2002 (S289b)
 Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries
 and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 4/3/2006 (S480b)
 "Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you?  Old too
 soon... smart too late."  -- Mike Tyson

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