Subj: Golf-Supp Jokes
(Includes 17 jokes and articles, 28780,15,cf)
Cheating golfer from
| >>>
Subj: Golf-Supp Jokes (Includes 17 jokes and articles, 28780,15,cf) |
|
Cheating golfer from |
============================================================Top
 |
Subj:
The VILLAGES Fl - Town of.Custom Golf Carts
(S751)
From: tom on 6/5/2011 (in Cars-Supp2) |
On May 22,2011, Bill Geist of
CBS Sunday Morning Show explored
the 90 miles of golf cart paths
in the town of THE VILLAGES
in Florida. Golf cart
paths take the people wherever they so
desire - no cars necessary.
That doesn't prevent residents
from indulging in their love
of cars, with custom-designed
golf carts that are street legal.
Click on the above source,
or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this cute video.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================Top
| Subj:
Bundaberg Rum's Golf Ad (S730)
From: tom on 1/9/2011 |
 |
Back in 1888, a band of sugar
millers faced an overwhelming
oversupply of molasses and came
up with an ingenious solution:
Bundaberg Rum. This Bundaberg
golf ad about a favorable lie
and an alligator is strange,
cute and clever. Click on either
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this unusual ad.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================Top
Subj: Lee
Trevino Mows His Lawn (S761)
From: tom on 8/14/2011
One day, shortly after joining
the PGA tour in 1965, Lee
Trevino, a professional golfer
and married man, was at his
home in Dallas, Texas mowing
his front lawn, as he always
did. A lady driving by
in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped
in front of his house, lowered
the window and asked,
"Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes ma'am, I do".
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
This is a great story, but just
an urban legend at verified
at http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/gardener.asp
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
Top
 |
Subj:
Meet Butch Lumpkin (S658 in Handicapped-Supp)
From: tom on 8/6/2009 |
Nothing is out of reach for Butch
Lumpkin, Butch is
a golf/tennis player with no
arms. Click the above
source to see this Golf Central
Spotlight.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================Top
| Subj:
Penn And Teller Putting Trick (S690)
From: Wimp.com on 4/10/2010 |
 |
In this video, Penn and Teller
do a golf, magic trick
on Johnny Miller in a Ford Commercial.
Click on either
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this cute trick.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================Top
 |
Subj:
Actual Calls Received At A Public Golf Course (S716b)
From: tom on 10/6/2010 |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to read
this list of phone calls made
to a public golf course.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================Top
Subj: God
Helps An Old Golfer (S672b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/18/2009
A golfer who was well into his
golden years had a lifelong
ambition to play one hole at
Pebble Beach, California, the
way the pros do it. The pros
drive the ball out over the
water onto the green that is
on a spit of land that just
out off the coast.
It was something he had tried
hundreds of times without
success. His ball always fell
short, into the water.
Because of this he never used
a new ball on this
particular hole. He always picked
out one that had a cut
or a nick.
One year he went out to Pebble
Beach to try again. When
he came to the fateful hole,
he teed up an old cut ball
and said a silent prayer.
Before he hit it, however, a
powerful voice from above
said: WAIT ... REPLACE THAT
OLD BALL WITH A BRAND-NEW
BALL. He complied, with some
slight misgiving, despite
the fact that the Lord seemed
to be implying that He was
going to let him finally achieve
his lifelong ambition.
As he stepped up to the tee once
more, the voice came
down again: WAIT .. STEP BACK
... TAKE A PRACTICE SWING.
So he stepped back and took a
practice swing. The voice
boomed out again: TAKE ANOTHER
PRACTICE SWING. He did.
Silence followed.
Then the voice spoke out again: PUT THE OLD BALL BACK.
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================Top
(S675b)
by John Graziano From: Comics.com on 1/7/2010 |
 |
Click on the button
below
for this amazing, true story of Tiger Wood's wealth.
.... ... |
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
Subj: Short
Golf Jokes
 |
Subj:
"The Game" (S780)
By Robert 'Buck' Brown From: tom on 12/26/2011 |
| Subj:
Shoe Comic Strip II (S774)
By Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/11/2011 |
 |
 |
Subj:
The Big Daddy Golf Driver (S753)
From: tom on 6/19/2011 |
| Subj:
The Golf Swing Made Easy (S746)
From: tom on 3/16/2011 |
 |
 |
Subj:
Hagar Sunday Comic Strip (S732)
by Chris Browne From: Tom on 1/22/2011 |
| Subj:
Shoe Comic Strip (S722)
By Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins From: WashingtonPost.com on 11/14/2010 |
 |
 |
Subj:
Robin William Jokes About Golf (S674)
From: tom on 12/7/2009 |
| Subj:
Fred Astaire Dancing And Golfing (S673)
From: tom on 12/1/2009 |
 |
 |
Subj:
Putting Game (S662b)
From: tom on 9/15/2009 |
| Subj:
Frank And Ernest Comic Strip (S650b)
By Bob Thaves From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/19/2009 |
 |
\\\//
-(o o)-
========================oOO==(_)==OOo=======================
 |
Clumsy golfers from
Decent Discussions |
