Subj: Hockey Jokes
(Includes 8 jokes and articles, 20718n,0,cf)
Hockec Puck from
Also see FISHING1 file- 'Drunk
Goes Ice Fishing'
Subj: Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex (DU)
From: ossama on 98-06-16
10. It's legal to play hockey
9. The puck is always hard.
8. Protective equipment is reusable and
you don't even have to wash it.
7. It lasts a full hour.
6. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
5. Your parents cheer when you score.
4. Periods only last 20 minutes.
3. You can count on it at least twice a week.
2. You can tell your friends all about it afterwards.
And, the number one reason hockey is better than sex...
1. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.
Subj: Short Hockey Jokes
Subj: Hockey Killer's Brother (S266b, DU)
From: jerry on 3/6/2002
"I got upset, threw it on the floor, stomped on it and
threw it over the counter. I didn't mean to hit her."
Comment made by the enraged brother
of killer hockey
dad Thomas Junta when Best Buy wouldn't take back a
phone without a receipt.
James Junta smashed the phone
so hard pieces flew 12
feet and he left a welt on the leg of young female
clerk after hitting her with the phone. He was
arrested after storming out of the store, warning the
clerk to get out of the way or "I'll knock you out."
He's already on parole for attempted murder and assault.
His brother is now serving 6
to 10 years for beating
another boy's father to death at hockey practice.
Boston Herald 1-Mar-02
Hockey legend Wayne Gretsky does
this for good luck.
Only tucks in the right side of his jersey.
From: humorlist-digest V1 #259 on 97-11-25
The goal tender threw a party after his team won the
championship, and as a special honor asked the coach to
Finishing up the short prayer,
the team guiding light said,
"...we thank you, Lord, in the name of the Father, Son, and
From: RFSlick on 5/31/99
Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he
keeps a color photo of himself above his locker: "That's so
when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 5/8/2001
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game
broke out." --Rodney Dangerfield.
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 9/19/2006
"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."
-- Wayne Gretzky
|Smileys playing hockey from