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Subj:     Hunting And Camping Supp Jokes
                 (Includes 12 jokes and articles, 15778,11,cf)

Hunter  from

JOELFALLON on 11/15/2004

Includes the following:  Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting - Movie (S757)
.........................John Pinette's "Goes Camping" Stand-Up Routine - Movie (S757)
.........................FMG-9 Folding Gun - Movie (S718)
.........................The (Lego) Lee Enfield Sniper Rifle - Movie (S700b)
.........................Couple Lost While Hiking (S696b)
.........................Skeet Shootin' - Texas Style - Movie (S687)
.........................Ole's Hunting Accident (S681b)
.........................Short Hunting Jokes
..............................Bizarro Cartoon (S778)
..............................Maine Moose Hunting Trip (S777)
..............................Gun Safety Knowledge - GIF (S736)
..............................Dilbert Comic Strip (S668b)
..............................The Wife's First Deer Hunt (S668b)
..............................Maxine On Camping And Grilling (S659)
..............................Whyatt Cartoons (S740)

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Subj:     Jackass 3D Paintball Duck Hunting (S757 in Redneck-Supp)
          From: kgilmour2000
          on 7/14/2011
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9mb8zrXzRQ

 In Theaters on October 15th, 2010, The JACKASS pranksters
 are at it again in this third outing presented for the
 first time in 3D -- an effect that will no doubt redefine
 the use of the in-your-face technology.  Click on the
 above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this cute,
 bizarre, redneck stunt.

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Subj:     John Pinette's "Goes Camping" (S757)
          From: tom
          on 7/15/2011
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLWTblCSswY

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 John Pinette doing his joke routine about camping in a
 2006 stand-up, comedy routine.

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Subj:     FMG-9 Folding Gun (S718)
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/11/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D99NHb6B03s

 Magpul showing off the FMG-9 concept folding gun.  Click
 on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to the future
 of self-protection.

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Subj:     The (Lego) Lee Enfield Sniper Rifle (S700b)
          By Jack Streat
          From: Wimp.com on 6/11/2010
Photo from MOCPages.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H23HDHRVjpA
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/fullyfunctional/

 This is a video of a working magazine-fed rifle in bolt-
 action configuration, with detachable magazines, sniper
 scope and bi-pod.  Bolt-action rifles were one of the
 first types of repeating rifle, along with the pump-
 action and lever-action.  They were used in WWI and WWII,
 as they are reliable and easy to use.  The mechanism is
 a pretty simple one, and because of this hardly ever jams.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this amazing, Lego rifle.

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Subj:     Couple Lost While Hiking (S696b)
          From: Anonymous Jr. on 5/14/2010

 Steve took his new wife camping for the first time.  At
 every opportunity, he passed along outdoor- survival lore.
 One day they got lost hiking in the deep woods.  Steve
 tried the usual tactics to determine direction; moss on
 the trees (there was no moss), the direction of the sun
 (it was an overcast day).

 Just as his wife was beginning to panic, Steve spotted a
 small cabin off in the distance.  He pulled out his binoc-
 ulars, studied the cabin, then turned and led his wife
 right back to their camp.

 "That was terrific," she said, impressed. "How did you do
 it?"

 "Simple," he replied. "In this part of the country, all TV
 satellite dishes point south."

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Subj:     Skeet Shootin' - Texas Style (S687 in You-Know-Supp)
          From: YouTube.com on 3/18/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYjPlbTGiA

 Not really! It's an Aussie TV ad for Carlton Dry Lager.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 enjoy it.

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Subj:     Ole's Hunting Accident (S681b)
          From: allenbergman on 1/26/2010

 Ole was out enjoying a nice morning of duck hunting when
 he decided to take a leak.  He walked over to a tree and
 propped up his shotgun.  Just then a gust of wind blew,
 the gun fell over and discharged shooting him in the
 genitals.

 Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was
 approached by the doctor, who said, "Well Sir I have some
 good news and some bad news.  The good news is that you're
 going to be okay.  The damage was local to your groin.
 There was very little internal damage and we were able to
 remove all the buckshot.  The bad news is that there was
 some pretty intensive buckshot damage done to your penis.
 I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

 "Vell, Ay guess dat isn't too bad," Ole replied. "Iss yewr
 sister von of dem plastic surgeons?"

 "Not exactly," answered the doctor.  "She's a flute player
 in the Minneapolis Symphony.  She's going to teach you
 where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

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Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S778)
          By Dan Piraro
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/15/2011
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving/
.........comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
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Subj:     Maine Moose Hunting Trip (S777)
          From: sam.hutkins on 12/3/2011
Drawing from ShutterStock.com...
 Source1: http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/mooseheads.asp
 Source2: http://jagahost.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=
..........otherarch&action=display&thread=12027&page=1
 Click on the either source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this photo of a moose hunting trip.  It's a
 nice touch having the moose drinking Moosehead beer.
 
 

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Subj:     Gun Safety Knowledge (S736)
          From: tom
          on 2/9/2011
 How many errors in gun safety can you spot in this
 animated GIF of a nude woman firing a handgun?
 Click 'HERE' to test your knowledge.
 

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Subj:     Dilbert Comic Strip (S668b)
          By Scott Adams
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/24/2009
 Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=21
 Click 'HERE' to read this Dilbert comic strip about
 problems and opportunities.
 

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Subj:     The Wife's First Deer Hunt (S668b)
          From: tom on 10/28/2009
Photo from LazyManStuff.com
 Source: http://spititoutalready.xanga.com
........./714644610/wifes-first-deer-hunt/
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to read this cute joke.
 

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Subj:     Maxine On Camping And Grilling (S659)
          From: dawineguy
          on 8/4/2009
 Click 'HERE' to see eleven cartoons on Maxine's views
 on camping and grilling.
 

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Subj:     Whyatt Cartoons (S740)
          By Tim Whyatt
          From: gattica30 on 3/22/2011
 Source: http://www.whyatt.com.au
 Tim Whyatt is from Adelaide, South Australia.  His cartoons
 are funny in a dirty Far Side kind of way.  Click 'HERE' to
 see this cartoon I especially liked.

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Mad smiley from
gattica30 on 2/22/2009
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